What is that footage from...
"The Fat Boys in Paris, Vol. 17?
She's giving the Roto man those come-hither eyes 
Run for your life!
She needs a vagina plug!!!! 
OMG, just imagine what kind of shit she flushed down: pubic hair, vomit, jiiz vomit, all other kind of body fluids, pregnancy tests, some fetus.... bitch is full of shit!!! (ok, that was the worst pun ever)
Breakdown,
She's flirting with the plumber in the 3rd pic. Tilt of the head, swish of the hair-Mae West pose. 
it wouldnt be the first time that something plugged up her system for the camra
Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name
And away go troubles down the drain
Every time I see this girl I want to dig up my Lysol. And some bleach. And some windex to clean my monitor! And a fly swatter just incase she comes through the monitor! Make her go away!
For a second there, she looked like Morgan Fairchild in a porno with a very hung fat black guy playing a plumber.
it's so good to be hating with you all today!!
I bet she could suck in that fat guy in her vagina
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roto rooter, that's the name, please flush paris down the drain!
girl needs a therapist.
Foo Foo love the gravatar.
harvey's glasses make sure your email address is exactly like you submitted to gravatar, case sensitive and everything
Foofy Foo you TOTALLY need your avatar to be animated, hurling that loogie over and over!
testing
so I just put my e-mail adress in and it's supposed to show up? thanks:-(
it took an hour or two for mine to show up. give it a little time, and then, voila!
thanks
i read once that plumbing problems are common in sorority houses at some schools because so many girls are bulimic that the pipes stay clogged and caked with vomit, no kidding!! also i lived with someone who was bulimic once and it's true the toilets were always seeming to be clogged after she had used the bathroom and we had heard retching sounds. no lie.
yeah, i knew somebody who was bulemic too... and some of us were always making her open her mouth to check the back of her throat.....throwing up a lot leaves blisters from the amount of stomach acid coming up...they were trying to get her to stop.
im sure she had to be told to call Roto-Rooter..like she would even know what that is...spoiled Bitch...I hate her
..and that's not something I say often...
what i want to know is....how can i relieve her of some of that $$$$? I'm sure it's much to heavy carrying it ALL around....
Sassy there ain't a vaginal plug big enough for that bitch.
hahaha. That's fuckin Hilarous!
she's not giving the plumber the eye, she's spotted the photgrapher and is whoring herself to the camera. Slut needs to be put down.
Actually, on second thoughts, maybe it's just the lazy eye that's on the camera.
i know a ton of people hate her...i just wish they would STOP staying at her family's hotels and subsidiaries(sp)....the fastest way to get her out of the public eye is either to take her out(:+ or reduce her cash flow....
hilarious!
Every month, it seems we see a picture of this bitch on the way to the colon cleansing clinic -- looks like she finally got them to make a house call!
damn her eye in the sec pic is looking a bit possessed
Is that an apron that she's wearing ??
Does Ms.Hilton do her own cooking ? If so..that's a bit surprising.
FUCK THE PLUMMING, THEY WERE THERE TO FLUSH HER NASTY ASS OUT!!!
YUCK!YUCK!NASTY!NASTY!
MAYBE THE BITCH PASSED A BIG HERPES BLISTER DOWN THE DRAIN
See, this is what happens a result of too much backdoor action. The pooper on that trooper needs Roto-Rooter. Nasty ho!
Will you just look at her in that last picture?!?!?!?!?
She is thinking......."Hmmmmmm, I wonder how big he is........I think I would like to ROTO his ROOTER!"
This is hysterical - and disgusting- on MANY levels!
hahahaha.
Is it me, or does Paris look a little like Alexis Arquette?
Who's going to watch this anyway? Just from the pictures you can tell it's going to suck!
You crack me up MK.
a gynecologist would never even want to touch her pussy!
I feel sorry for any gyn. who ever has to touch that thing. Putting a robot to the task would be inhumane! Robots are too cool to touch her!!!!
I dotn think a kid would survive in that thing.
She probably needs to unplug a vibrator that got stuck.
diarrhea milkshake!!
This whole post just made me LOL. Part of me almost wants Paris to stick around just for shit like this.
Jessica | 03.11.06 - 10:38 pm | #
Laugh all you want you jelous B*TCH. You know you want to be just like her. You only wish you could look as good as she does. Not to mention have the money and resources that she has. You are most likely BITTER like the rest of the unfulfilled BOARD HOUSEWIVES ON HERE!!!
Paris ROCKS!
^^^^^^We have the rare honor of Paris joining our little thread tonight!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW 10:41 IS Parasite!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best laugh I have had all weekend!
SLUT!!!
Wow someone dissed Morgan Fairchild big time...Yea she is queen of skank...she will age like Farrah...turkey neck in all...check her out in 20 years...she will make Helen Girlie Brown look good!
I watched some Simple Life re-runs. Paris Hilton is a bitch, and a nasty whore.
LOL!
I bet even black holes can't clean up all the jizz in her.
You are most likely BITTER like the rest of the unfulfilled BOARD HOUSEWIVES ON HERE!!!
Paris ROCKS!
Anonymous | 03.11.06 - 10:41 pm | #
are YOU chanelling here..cause i don't think Paris is going to have you as her new BFF anytime soon
Anon? Sure I'd want Paris' cash, but to act like a stupid skank with no morals and no sense of loyalty or responsiblity? No thanks - I'll pass.
I have seen drag queens that look more feminine than this ugly whore. Speaking of Alexis, did he have his sex change yet?
"a gynecologist would never even want to touch her pussy!"
Good one. But not entierly right, cause Big Bird needs a Vet. Doctor.
Why are there still some "special" people who think she look even remotly good/hot/human??...
Those Pic's are like form a realy cheap 70's Porn. You can totaly she her lazy eye & Biatch has a serious Man-Jaw...... EWWWW
she is getting to look more and more like her g-d mother. when do you think she will finish? i'm getting tired of her.
^^^^^^We have the rare honor of Paris joining our little thread tonight!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW 10:41 IS Parasite!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best laugh I have had all weekend!
OneVooDooVixen | 03.11.06 - 11:07 pm | #
I was thinking the same thing. Especially when she wrote Board instead of Bored. Although it is well known that she is illiterate so Nicky must do the typing for her.
yeah say what you want about her,But she has a beautiful face and body, just look at her, then scroll down to SJP, I mean, come on! If she weren't so beautiful, her 15min of fame would be long over. She's tall, and not too thin, the most beautiful face, she just has it all, regardless of what she is and does.
The language that you use to describe Paris Hilton is frighteningly masochistic and reveals more about yourelf than about Paris. All women are goddesses. Get over your madonna/whore complexes. There is infintely more than this simple dualistic equation to describe a women.
and about the illiteracy, did anyone notice when she used to wear her "thats hot" t-shirt, on the back it said "your not". HAHAHAHAHA Learn to punctuate.
Wow your so right blood whore! I do envy Paris. But you know what they say...ignorance is bliss.
i didn't know roto rooter made colonic house calls....when yiu have money and fame you can buy anything...
MK, the headline alone was worth the price of admission. pure genius.
Paris Hilton is one of the biggest whores this world has EVER seen!....period...
She prolly paid with pussy.
We can all rest assured that what little beauty Paris has will soon fade from hard living, but her lack of intelligence, poise and grace is forever.
I think she is going to screw the Roto Rooter man.
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