Nothing like incestuous prostitution
Geez.. and they made Gallo take his sperm off the site. No fair!
I thought eBay yanked human auctions off their site?
well that's safe, not any freaks around that I know of...
uh, why didn't the brother take her? shouldn't he be able to get a plane?
'..I have a sister I could sell, but her ass wouldn't even make me enough dough to cover my fees!'
^^Dang, MK!!! 
Cool. I was thinking about selling some family members. I need some cash.
He's hot. Too bad that he's a midget in real life with a weird voice when he speaks.
I'd still hit it though.
MK, where's the brotherly love?!! Hell, I'll bid on her, does she cook?!
You're beautiful, it's true...
and I know just what to do...
I'll sell you on eBay too...
Thanks for the post, think I just found a new way to get a date.
HAHAHAHA!! I have a broken scooter in the backyard. I think I'll sell that.
Bean, Does she cook- too funny!
That's harsh, MK.
Yeah, KK loves you too...
I'm desperate, Peeps...I hate to cook! 
prico your avatar!
Hahaha Mizro! Just kidding, KK would at least net me $2!
Michael, I bet you're sister is calling a hitman on you're ass know.
DOes she do laundry and scrub toilets MK? If she does then she's mine!
I think it's great. My brother would auction me off and offer no money back guarantees, non refundable.
Michael - I bet your sister is totally hot and cool! And she'd better kick your ass for saying that!
Signed,
A sister!
anon2, let's pool our funds and we can share her!
Maybe I should try to sell myself b/c I am tired of being single. Thoughts?!
i really hate this fucker. he looks and sounds like gollum... gah. what a wanker.
Michael you fucking cunt, don't talk about me like that.
I'd sell one of my three sisters before I'd sell myself.
Yeah I'm selfish.
I'd sell one of my three sisters before I'd sell myself.
Yeah I'm selfish.
Ok Bean we can do that
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MK 
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Michael you fucking cunt, don't talk about me like that.
Michael's Sister. | 03.16.06 - 12:47 pm | #
(I hope it's really her!)
I hope my brother doesn't say shit like that about me behind my back! for thousands to read!
That's not my sister! And I'm waiting for her to email me if she's even read it today!
you know if she looks like Michael K. she's hot. M.K. is one good-lookin' dude!
Mk shes gonna rip you a new one!
Ha! My brother and I totally talk shit to each other. It's the way we say "I love you" in my family.
Hmmm. I have a very beautiful sister. If I sell her, I'll be the petty one. Bwahahahahaha!
Jess I bet Ashley Simpson thinks the same thing.
anon2 -
When's he going to sell his mama? I need a housekeeper.
Who takes a date to a funeral? Fucked up people... I tell ya.
i saw him perform on SNL and fuckin cried like a baby. his performance was better than the CD though..his whine starts to get annoying
This guy looks like a retard, and his music is sooo lame.
That's brillant!! Mostly because if someone owns a helicopter, that means they've got PAPER!!
I think I'll put myself on E-Bay. I need to get to. . . ummmmm. . . Samoa (which is pretty remote so my bidder's gonna need a private plane, baby!).
James Blunt is cute. The song you're beautiful is quite catchy, can't get it out of my head arrrrgh!
can someone sell me to him pls, i love him and want to suck face real bad
What does he mean by no planes, trains, or ferries? Does he live in fucking Syberia????
Quick! Someone sell me to Josh Holloway! I'm a "real hard" worker.
Christ, james blunt needs put out his misery. he makes my skin crawl. and that god awful song of his, aiiii.
What day was it that no planes, trains, or ferries were running out of London? Must have been the imaginary day in his head.
I feel really bad, but I don't think my sister and her fivehead would get shit on eBay. Oh! I'm so mean! Oh well.
Bug, I'm stoopid, who is Josh Holloway?
I will sell one of my brothers for a pair of Louboutin heels and Golden Door spa vacation.
I will sell one of my sisters for a Balenciaga bag and a Canyon Ranch spa vacation.
haha. That's fuckin cool.
I've got no one to sell!! 
Well,I do have a sister, but I'd have to PAY someone to take her! Damn...well, my dog is cute, any takers?
That's hilarious. OK, MK, what is his seller ID man??? 
That's awesome!
what a nice bro.. I wished I had a brother to share moments like that with...
Bad boy Sawyer on LOST, Bean. Where you been girl? He is smokin' hot!!!
I'd hit him so many times he'd need crutches.
I think by "sister" he means, himself. He's speaking in code, Michael!!
Miz - I'll sell one of my siblings and join you for that Golden Door spa vacay!
LA - It's a deal!!
BTW: I'll be in AZ the week of 6/11 - 6/16!
Someone else was trying to sell his condo on-line and because he was unmarried decided to throw himself into the bargain.
You can see it at www.townhousewithgroom.com
Hmm, guess having a helicopter (and everything else that comes with someone having a helicopter) must've really 'won' her over. It seems he really was pimping her out in the end.
I wonder if he was a little weirded out by how things turned out.
Bug, I've been under a rock!! I don't watch Lost unless my mom is visiting, I'm such a lame-ass, I know! I will catch it now so I can see what I've been missing!
I think the guy with the helicopter set up Fathers4justice a group for dads hard done by, ex wives not letting them see their kids etc and then it turned out he was a complete arsehole and had fathered other kid/s and not bothered with it/them- I'm sure the story is something like that.
MK, your sister is going to kick your ass when she reads that!
Flesh Trade. Human Trafficking. Dude's got a compulsion...he needs to call Pimps Anonymous.
Would anyone like to buy my neighbor's cat for cheap? She's is heat, so she's feisty.
She's is heat, so she's feisty
Should be She's IN heat. No spellcheck, dammit.
WTF is his record not selling or is he so cheap he would rather whore his sisters out?
Maybe just too many BLUNTS!!!
i'd buy a blunt off ebay.
in a way that sounds really sick, but then it turned out kinda cute.
damn, it's hard out there for a pimp....
Shiteworth singer, really.
how extremly old news
There is a Shell SIlverstein poem about this kind of behavior called, apropriately, Sister for Sale.
This isn't that bad, I think it's kinda cute.
cant u get a plane!? if u sell ur siter you should put a fake pic of her for more money!
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