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Jess can't speak for herself? Daddy has to do it? Oh, she couldn't memorize the comeback....not enough rehearsal
Is it me or has she gained weight?
Hey, look! She covered up her tits.
Thank Christ Chestica is still one of them.
She looks real thick in those pics. Goes to show she's just a fat bitch whenever she wears more than a G-string.
Whatever modicum of credibility she had...is now completely gone. Maybe Papa Joe can still make a few bucks off of her if he puts her on the street. I cannot stand Chestica and her father is repulsive.
anon2 - There are rumors she is preggers, but I highly doubt it.
She looks kind of Jackie-O(esq), she is just playing another role....
Nice tiny cross, you good little christian hypocrite!
Papa Joe actually had time to take his cock out of Fishlips's mouth? I am impressed. What I am NOT impressed with is how ANYONE in their right mind can say they like Bush. What asshats! Just goes to show the brains in that family went to their dog.
How does she get along with her dad? If I was her I would bitch-slap him! I love my dad and all, but jeez -grow the fuck up!
isnt it hysterical that daddy had to mention "his girls" in the statement? he could have left that out when he said "his family"
LA did you read Teds blind vice today?
i hate political talk in here.
Well there's no doubt that this family is Republican. They are "Christian" (in quotes due to the fact that saying you're a Christian and acting like one are two completely different things), hypocrites, and from Texas...it's clear that Papa Joe fucked this one up.
Not only does she love him, she loves the heck out of him. Ok. Was never a big fan, but she and her dad are just dipshits, aren't they???????
Oh MY God, she *is* a man (check out the profile in pic #2 and tell me otherwise). When did her nose get so f*cked up?
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Hypocrites = The Simpson Sisters, Papa Joe, Isaac Hayes, etc. etc. etc.
She really looks swollen. Either they dragged her ass out of bed and did not try hard enough, or she is retaining some serious water. Yuck!
for fucksake people - being christian (or any other religion for that matter) and from texas isn't an abominable thing. and just because one is christian and from texas doesn't mean they're republican. making a generalized statement like that is about as ignorant as me saying that anyone from the northeast is a liberal socialist.
LA is right. The hot rumor is that she is preggers...that's supposed to be the reason she is still talking to Nick every other day. If she is really preggers something tells me that daddy would make it "go away" pretty quickly. Imagine...his Christian daughter first gets divorced (of the horror lol!) then has to go on Maury to find out who's the daddy of her baby! Seriously though..WTF?! Why is this girl still a star? Haven't the 15 minutes for Jess & Ash expired yet??? This tip to Washington is strickly a publicity stunt. We the public need to smarten the hell up...I say we boycot the talentless sisters.
Yesterday, on other sites, people were saying she looks like she's gained weight so it's quite noticable.
But Jessica has always had a problem with weight (because of her duck like body) and it's not getting easier as she gets older. Some suggested she's had cheek implants but her neck looks fatter... who knows but she's always doing something weird to herself to augment herself.
I think Ted Casablancas blind vice today is about her being pregnant.
Wow, you guys made me look closer at her and there is definitely something up with her face. I just can't quite put my finger on it.
maybe it's just her makeup. lately, she's been going out with less makeup,and now she's all made up again.
what Anon said.
Thanks for posting this, I've been wanting to make a comment about this idiotic slut.
You know why she isn't going to attend the republican fundraiser, don't you?
The real reason is because now that she is a Hollywood slut and no longer a squeaky clean little Christian girl she doesn't want to upset people in the entertainment industry. In her pathetic little vapid pea-size brain, aligning herself with republicans would not go well with the more liberally-minded Hollywood types, and thus possibly hurting her career.
She is too stupid to have originally thought of this so it probably came from the puppetmaster himself...Pimp Daddy Joe "I lust after my daughters" Simpson.
There I said it!
My husband always thought she was beautiful, but he saw a pic of her recently, and he was like, wtf? That can't be her?!
damn who cares about the weight. seriously you people bitch if a person is too skinny and if they are too fat.
anyway the real concern here is this, what kind of a person says "loves the heck out of..."?
president bush doesn't care about smiling people.
prettykitty
A Tale of Two Village Idiots
her face is so square! I wish I knew a plastics surgeon who could analyze whats going on with her.
and I hate her ugly ugly outfit. ugly AND calculated.
Those are some Catherine on CSI-style lips. Why go and take your face (which was rather mannish but not old) and make it all rubbery like that. She also looks like she has cheek implants... Give it five years and she will look like meg ryan!
And adding her to Bush's list of pals only makes me more glad to be Canadian on so many levels.
We know Chestica likes Bush, CaCee Cobb's bush in particular.
I just saw Ted's blind vice. So now its obvious who he is talking about. ( Drinkel Manslut gave it away) But who's the daddy? Is it her trainer like I am hearing.
i really like president bush..im a conservative,repub.
just a total flip-flop by poppa joe. they're big fans of bush- so as not to piss off the gop, BUT, they won't meet with him, so as not to piss off the dems and libs. all the while thinking the public is too stupid to see through this shallow publicity stunt.
I just saw Ted's blind vice. So now its obvious who he is talking about. ( Drinkel Manslut gave it away) But who's the daddy? Is it her trainer like I am hearing.
WTF?
I think Adam Levine.
look at the first pic and see her mouth, how many fillings has that bitch got, shes not even that old and her teeth are crap!
Love the classy updo on a complete nincompoop!
She looks like she is on drugs, again. Bush would be ashamed to even talk to her, she is a whore and a cheater. I hope Nick gets all of her money.
Anaon 2,
They broke up. I did hear about her and her trainer being too close for comfort.
Oh yeah he broke up with her in an email or something didnt he?
adam levin, no doubt, anon2. explains why he freaked and broke up with her over text msg. last week - she probably told him. but i agree with L.A. no way will poppa joe allow it.
p.s. it's well documeted her and adam have spent quite a bit of time together since her split from nick.
She looks so much older than she is. No president would give her the time of day. Stupid fat girl.
Yep I still go with Adam. Damn but from the blind vice it sounds like shes not planning to have the baby so we may never know.
Once the door is opened, all the men can get in, so to speak.
I do like her updo (aside from the roots), but it seems kind of *play dress-up* on her. Doesn't go with the rubberface and chiclets.
"She looks kind of Jackie-O(esq)"
Uhm, not hardly.
She looks kind of Jackie-O(esq), she is just playing another role....
Stu | 03.17.06 - 11:41 am | #
not at ALL. she does look like she's playing dress up, but not as "first lady style icon". she doesnt even look "serious business women", which Im sure she was going for. she looks like a very, VERY dowdy and uptight secretary at a casual funeral somewhere in the midwest.
I think Ted's blind vice is about Sienna Miller and Jude Law - the story is he usually mentions his blind vice victims in his column for that day - and Jessica was not mentioned but the only other blonde possibility mentioned was Sienna Miller - and i could totaly see her getting knocked up by Hayden Christianson (sp?) or whoever she was in Factory Girl with and getting pregnant. Although he did mention a few days ago that Jess is pregnant and I think she is and I think it is Ken Paves' gay love child! Ted C. ruins my life! I can't stop thinking about the blind vices and i wonder if they are real or if he is just making them up to f@ck with people!
Sienna and Jude, Nicole and DJ AM and Kermit and Miss Piggy were ruled out.
you can't make shit shine, jess
in the close-ups there are weirdlines above her eyelids. from that blasted eye-lift. bitch prolly looks haggard because she can't close her eyes to sleep at night!
"Jessica loves the heck out of him." she's the only one who love bush then , since bush's own party is imploding on him..
I'm too much of a conspiracy theorist-I can't even check Ted C's column. I get obsessed w/ looking for "clues". I better stick w/ the Tara Reid thread today!
I know bzbee. Sometimes I get hooked on one of them. Like Jodache Junky...that drove me nuts.
oh, btw, anon2, vin diesel was on letterman wed. night, and it's like that bitch is TRYING to come out. i normally watch leno, but i couldn't resist this.
if she is pregnant that explains her roots, if she wasn't going to have it she wouldn't care and she would get her roots done,Britney dyed her hair when she was preg.
She has a the most dull, vapid, empty expression in her eyes I have ever seen. The lights are on, but no one is home. Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. She's not playing with a full deck. She's not the sharpest knive in the drawer. Need I go on?
mpcmike
Oh I wish he would come out. To make it even better he could say Tom Cruise is his lover!
Who cares if she likes Bush..half the country supports our president. She should be called a moron for other reasons than that.
bitch needs to be quatered
She looks kind of Jackie-O(esq), she is just playing another role....
Stu | 03.17.06 - 11:41 am | #
She looks like Jackie-O, if Jackie-O had been a total cumdumpster.
Don't be jealous pageantboy.
Pearl earrings and an updo do not Jackie-O make.
Just when I was starting to like her, lol.
half the country supports bush? where have you been lately?
my mother has a mug on it that says "Why I'm Proud to be a Republican", followed by a list, and SHE doesnt like Bush.
Angelina Jolie is laughing her ass off right now! Jackie O is rolling in her grave........
GO UCONN!!
Just because the Simpson family sits in a church pew every so often does not make them Christians.
I sit in my garage, and that doesn't make me a car. 
33% is half?
Oh... sorry sweetie. You probably went to a public school funded by the Republican party.
How ugly she is without five pounds of paint on her face. Well, you know, I don't really expect a brain in these womens heads, but Ashlee is definitively much prettier. I mean, if a hurricane hits my place and only Chestica and Ashlee survive in a circle of 100 miles, I'd take Ashlee as my sex slave and Chesty for my laundry.
Even there she plays up the cute little girl act. She has facial expressions and gestures just like my 8-year-old little cousin.
Maybe it's because i'm a hideous looking gargoyle but i think she looks nice for once.God,i'm so lonely!
She looks like she hasn't slept in days or that she hsa been crying. She really doesn't look good without tons of eye makeup & false lashes. I understand, I look like I am 12 w/o mascara, but I am not a celebrity!
Bastardo, are you Howard Stern?????
@bzbee 3:50.......if ONLY i was good looking like him!!
i would also love to hang out with bush and still talk about teenage mutant ninja turtles! who wouldn't?
She almost looks like how she did about 5 years ago when she weighed a bit more. Her cheeks look so puffy & her eyes look all squinty. Maybe she's been crying about her unexpected bundle of joy.....
Wow.
I was just about to say that she looks quite good here AGAIN... until I saw pic 2 and, BLAM, tranny-face hits me in the eye like a fully loaded freight train!
She looks like a ventriloquist's dummy, or Pinocchio's sister or the witch from "Hansel and Gretel: the early years" or some damn thing. I dunno. I'm out of dumb, semi-humorous metaphors.
Oh MY God, she *is* a man (check out the profile in pic #2 and tell me otherwise). When did her nose get so f*cked up?
Bean | 03.17.06 - 11:46 am | #
I guess that finally proves the power of a good makeup artist and camera angles
She needs a nose job.
It might be her daddy baby (actually her daddy's baby). I know it's sick, but possible.
BOYCOTT ALL THINGS REPUBLICAN AND SIMPSON.
You just know this bitch'll be running for office in 20 years time. The first pic just gave me a creepy vibe from the future.
I wonder how many times Jessica has said, Daddy is this the way you like it.
Bitch looks like a man.
forget about her snubbing dubyah...i just read that this b*tch has said she plans on adopting kids!
..like angie....oh WTF is the world coming to!??!?!
In the first pic, her nose looks a little like Michael Jackson's, all pointed upward with tiny nostrils. I thought she was actually cute a couple years ago, now she looks like a poster child for bad plastic surgery.
what a twat
"Jessica loves the heck out of him." Proof positive she's a stupid bitch.
Makes sense. All fucktards love Bush.
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