they even have matching hair color weird
she probably got in trouble messing up his hair
Lies, all lies!!
Isnt that his son? Where the fuck is Nicole Kidman? crap mom
I refuse to ruin my day over these two tools.
muahz, they are so cute together 
They're tacky!
KellKell - here's a drink for ya!!! Happy St. Pat's Day!!! 
That kid has some beaty eyes!! I bet hes gonna go Village of the Damned on their asses!!
They're not fooling anyone
i dunno, depends on who's playing and what inning it is.
HAH!
Thats why I could never watch Sommersby! Too wierd!!
LMAO @ Kell- Village of the Damned
Bwahahahahahah
"yeah, right here in front of the ledge, so people see it."
you can actually see him checking to see if he's being noticed.
i hate tom cruith.
but, i LOVE that puddle of humanity in the lower left hand corner!!
I WANT ONE!!!!
OH!!! No Anjl!!! My lil love monkey!! how are you!!?? I missed you yesterday!! 
is that lower left hand creature made from nickelodeon GAK?!
that thing is so much more entertaining than tom cruith desperately lying about his sexuality.
LIAR!
YOU'RE GAY!
GAK!
I bet Katie has the South Park episode taped and hidden somewhere where munchkin man can't find it. Someone needs to rescue her.
Nasty ass shit!
KellKell - aw shucks!!! So nice to be missed. You the man. Son was sick so I was out. Big smooch to you!!
Why is it when I see him kissing her it feels so not right. But the thought of him kissing a man feels right?
QUEERS!!!
He probably makes her wear one of those CPR mouth gaurds before he kisses her.
I bet when they kiss, lil kittens die...
Ohh So sorry NoAnjl!! I hope he feels better!
can't katie ever just wear one shirt? she's always gotta have that damn tank top on holding the pillow tight. maybe if she expects us to believe that she's pregnant she shouldn't dress in unexplainable layers.
QUEERS!!!
NoAnjl 
Fake. Toatl photo-op.
sorry, I mean "total"
Just like when you masturbate, KeLLKeLL
I agree why does she always have on the tank under her shirt. Very suspect.
is it just me or does it seem like tom cruise's eyes are wandering while kissing his beloved? maybe he wants to make sure that this PDA is captured on film?
Why is it that you never see Nicole with her children?
I can't stand people that make out when children are present. Even if he was to f**k her in front of us we would still know he's gay!
pda's again from these two...must be time to promote something....
Is that Marlan Wayens from White Chicks in the bottom left corner of the pic?
ROFLMAO-MK, I fucking love you!!
that's got to be the worst performance either of them have ever given! I'll bet that lady is blind now...
You know you're gay when you would rather kiss a chick than watch a baseball game. Shit, I'd rather eat a chick out than watch a damn sports game!
posted by Michael K
LMAO MK!!!!!
You guys are totally cracking me up today. I love this site!!!
That aint no lady. That's Connor Cruise.
It was a kisscam at the game that was on them. And that kid is Connor, his son, his daughter was there too. As for her tanktop, her white shirt is low cut in the front, hence the top. I know people like to szpeculate about everything concerning these two but she is very pregnant.
I knew people wouldnt get the facts straight about these pics.
Thanks KellKell!
anon2:
I'm always cold & don't like to show alot of cleavage, so I wear a white tank under damn near everything. That's not so odd.
I still think Tom looks like he was forced to kiss her. You know that fudgepacker went and rinsed with Listerine afterwards!
I so wish someone would get pics or a video of him screwing a guy in the ass. That would make me so happy.
So freaking gross.
anon2, you know there is a video out there, somewhere.
I so wish someone would get pics or a video of him screwing a guy in the ass. That would make me so happy.
anon2 | 03.17.06 - 1:13 pm | #
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! I would pay every cent I have just to see that shit released to the press!!!!!!
Why is it that you never see Nicole with her children?
weenie | 03.17.06 - 1:00 pm | #
Simple..Because she would eat them..
he must be standing in the seat to be taller than her.
Their kisses always look so staged...and isn't that Conner (Tom's son) in the corner watching...poor kid must be tramutized!!
And btw, one more question...does Nicole ever, and I mean ever have her kids? I only see them with Tom, what's up with that??
CoCo I was wondering the same thing. She is never with them. It seems like he has custody. I heard he wants them to be raised as freaks too.
They look like two bad actors in a B movie.
And is that Tom's kid off to the left? Like he wants to see his dad passionately make out with his "beard". Give that dude an Oscar!!
Seeing how controlling Tom is and how zealous he is about Scientology, it's not a surprise to me that we never see an ex-Scientologist like Nicole with the kids.
You KNOW he is wishing Katie was Vin Diesel.
Just curious what people have heard.Like has Tom Cruise been caught having sex with men or is this all just speculation???
i think tom likely has Napoleon syndrome (sorry, don't think i spelled it right!). I used to work with a doctor who had it. He was like 5'2" and soooooo insecure. Tried to be a know-it-all with everyone and liked to boss everyone around.
I heard he was caught with Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20.
Ok, I found this link that pretty much sums it up.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/ar...ves/
001038.html
Shit now hes gonna sue my ass.
Nicole's 10 year contract expired, the children was not part of the package
Check this out.
http://www.scientomogy.com/
scien...scientology.php
I kissed a boy in HS once who became gay later in life, and he kissed JUST like that, mouth all pursed, like he was gonna vom.
Worst kiss ever. I think he wanted to see what it felt like, and I was bored.
Thats Tom's son in the corner of the pic ... not a woman ... but the kiss looks so off ... and forced like she no she's kissing dic lips.
Just curious what people have heard.Like has Tom Cruise been caught having sex with men or is this all just speculation???
Anonymous | 03.17.06 - 1:26 pm | #
i'll tell you what i read, although to quote britney, "it is what it is". rob thomas' wife apparently caught him and tom going at it and was paid millions to keep quiet.
just before the whole katie holmes couch-jumping thing the prevalent rumor was that tom was seeing a male airline pilot based in the chicago area. that relationship was close to becoming public knowledge, hence the whole "i'm in love with katie" pregnancy fiasco. tom's p.r. people have been working overtime to keep his alternate lifestyle under wraps.
Interesting update Ralph!!!! I can totally believe that. I can't wait to see this whole thing hit the fan.
I hate Tom Cruise. I think I would like him better if he came out of the closet and stopped acting like such a freak!
the update made me laugh out loud! but 2 feet tall...i thought he was shorter than that!
Hee, hee....Sommersby...hilarious reference.
i'll tell you what i read, although to quote britney, "it is what it is". rob thomas' wife apparently caught him and tom going at it and was paid millions to keep quiet.
mpcmike, where did you read this? I keep hearing Rob Thomas mentioned here, that would be too scandalous! Is he still married to the wife? i remember when they got married, it was a huge deal, maybe a bit of overcompensation?
OMG, please tell me Rob Thomas is not gay. I just dont believe it.
I have heard that him and Tom were lovers Mouse.
Mouse, I am always the last to know! It's just recently that I heard these Rob/Tom gay rumors, that was a new one for me...
i will see the first tom cruise movie that he makes once he comes out of the closet.
i'll wear a pink boa.
I can so picture Tom Cruise taking a cock up the ass and loving it. I believe the Rob Thomas/pay-off Katie Holmes rumor 100%.
tim - don't forget your light loafers!
Bean, that's why i really hated to mention that, because i can't remember where i read it. it wasn't all that long ago, though. it was on one of the blogs that M.K. links to, i do know that much.
This can't be. Not that I hear the Hollyweird gossip except for on here, but that's just wrong. Rob has better taste than that!
it was a story about an airline pilot of asian descent, and it was before the rob thomas thing.
Google both of their names together and lots of stories pop up.
Nicole is shacked up in Nashville now with Keith Urban...what a crappy mother she turned out to be. She has basically abandoned them. What a great U.N. Ambassador she'll make. LOL
Nicole is to busy palnning her wedding........ God, I would rather see pix of Brad/Angie and the kids, then this freakshow. WHEN WILL THIS END?!!!
Jule, I don't think Tom allows "Nic" to see the kids...he uses his thetan power of brainwashing on her...
I know it's Friday and we should all think happy thoughts...especially since it's St. Patrick's day...however I cannot stress enough how much I hate this man, his stupid cult, his stupid gay ass and his stupid, stupid beard. Just had to get that out of my system.
I'll bet that's some sort of special "sekret" scientology underwear Katie has to wear now. Hey the Mormons have it, and I'm sure scientologists don't want to be outdone.
And I posted this in the wrong thread above. (okay, it's early here, yet). Tom can't come outta the closet, cause CO$ hates gays. They even claim to be able to "cure" them. Maybe Tommy is their "sekret" poster boy for 'cured' homosexuals.
Ewww, after looking at that picture of them sucking face, I just barfed up something that looks like green beer, and I haven't even been drinking today!
he needs to be gay-bashed.
I HATE HIMMMMMMM
I friggn hope his movie tanks. Fcker..
And yea, im willing to bet all my David Yurman that he finds every possible way to not let his kids be with their mom b/c she ISNT a scientologist.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH what a douche
after this picture was taken, we should ask katie what rob thomas' ass tastes like.
Ralph is hot!!
I'd rather see pictures of TomThom than TomKat...
I hate him. I hate her. I hope they fall into a well. And since he's such a midget no one will ever be able to reach down and get him out.
I'm also starting a boycott of Mission Impossible 3.
ALSO!
Maybe Nicole and Tom have joint custody of the kids but also, you never see pictures of her and her kids because she publicly stated that she never wanted her kids to be in the public eye...whereas Tom has gone batshit and doesn't care about anyone.
after this picture was taken, we should ask katie what rob thomas' ass tastes like.
tim | 03.17.06 - 2:48 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Tom is really just 2 feet tall? Which means Nicole is just 3 feet tall. Interesting... Both are trolls. Tom can suck on my knee and Nic on my balls. But a question pops up: How "tall" is Kiki Dunst?
Whaaaaat? Rob Thomas and Tom Cruise? If that's true, then I'm SOOO disappointed in Rob's taste in men! Very, very bad.
He loves dick.
I wish I could hate on him but, I got nuthin. I feel sorry for him IF he is gay and he feels so ashamed of it that he has to go to the extremes we've seen recently in order to hide it from himself & the world.
What keeps him in the closet? Fear of losing his action star status or because scientology doesn't allow gays?
Now that's the gay thing....as for the scientology thing, he can shove it straight up his ass. I fucking HATE fundementalists.
Nothing like letting your entire ugly maternity bra hang out of your shirt.
fuck Mk, u arre talented this line is just amazing.
"You know you're gay when you would rather kiss a chick than watch a baseball game. Shit, I'd rather eat a chick out than watch a damn sports game!
Seriously, Richard Gere and Jodie Foster kissing in Sommersby is more believable than this shit!"
PRICELESS!!!!!!!
I BEST SO FAR.
I wore tank tops through my entire pregnancy, because my tits exploded. And judging from all the pictures, Katie needs help in supporting the prosthesis.
On another note...
Reader Ralph needs to be HOT SLUT of the Month for this little tidbit.
Team Ralph!!!
Nicole spends a lot of time with her kids, she just doesn't put them on display like TomKat. They in fact have joint custody as they were already married when Tom started on his crazy Scientology ride! I bet if he had thought to he would have insisted that they kids remain with him in the event of a divorce but at the time Nicole was pretty open about Scientology. Nicole said recently that she is allowing the kids to spend more time with Tomkat so they can get to know katie
"Shit, I'd rather eat a chick out than watch a damn sports game!"-MK
LMAO!!!!!!!! mk you are too much, but I'm here just in case you want to "watch a baseball game" with me.
Wow. That little insight into how they really are is too much. Pfff. It figures these two are fulla shit.
This means Katie's just as bad as he is. She's just whored herself out basically. Hope she got a good price (well, not really).
We get it already Tom. You are straight as a motherfucker, because you kiss in front of photographers all the time.
I know I call tons of celebs insane but Tom may really have pyschological (sp?) issues. It must be tough being so famous yet so insecure and afraid of being ridiculed that one would go to the lengths that he has lately.
And Katie, well, she's a has been from a crappy WB teen drama who has proven her acting chops in the past year. She is devoted to making us believe that she is pregnant; she even went as far as to gain weight. Kudos to her for being devoted to her craft.
Hey MK, will you go down on me if I promise not to turn on ESPN? I'll even wear a prosthetic belly for 9 months for you.
SUCH PASSION!
*eye roll*
I thought Tom Cruise's first wife - Mimi Rodgers - got him into Co$. I could be wrong...
hell yeah Reader Ralph, thanks for the inside scoop!
Yuck.
Tom and Katie-- the new Oprah and Stedman.
Hha aahahaha Thanks "reader Ralph" for that.
That's pretty much what I expected them to be like when the camera's off.
I WANT THAT SOUTH PARK EPISODE RE-AIRED!!!!! YOU ALL KNOW WHICH ONE!!! Crazy Scientologists. E-mail Comedy Central and tell them they need to get that show back on. Oh and yeah Tom is about two feet tall, he wears "lifts" all the time in his shoes.
Man, I am sick of this couple. I hope once the baby is born, Katie will run for her life. Tom is a fucking control freak and I can't believe how long Nicole stayed with his ass!!!!!!*rolling eyes*
It doesn't even look like they're kissing. Everything with them is a media stunt. I'm bored and nauseous. Next Hollywood fag and his hag, please!
I loved making out with Jodie in "Somersby". She is a really hot kisser for being a carpet muncher.
Many blessings to you Jodie from the Dali Lama too!
What cracks me up is that fake "crush" gay rosie had on gay tom in 96 I think?
Boy were they laughing about that whole thing... Joke was REALLY on us...
Also, one of Nicole's biggest complaints was living with someone who was SOOOOO private about his life. That caused problems in the marriage. She was quoted saying exactly that. But NOW he has taken it to the extreme! What is going through her head? Her deal was actually easier than Katie's. Poor Katie. I don't think she had any idea what this was going to be like. And I doubt it will do anything for her career.
Yes, please Katie, ditch the douchebag. Run for your life.
The new oprah and stedman...lol...doubt this "quality union" will last 17 years...OMG does he blow chuncks like all get out!
She needs to stop kissing that nasty man before she get some more sores around her mouth. That was just gross.
Something tells me he's one of those abusive fags like Willem Defoe was in Boondock Saints.
I can so see (even though I really don't want to picture it...ever) him being the top guy yelling at his boyfriend.
All the King's horses
And all the King's men
Couldn't make Tom a straight
man for the fans, again!
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