NO! NOT cute! blech! He's Kfed II.
Husband? They got married? I didn't think her divorce was finalized yet.... wow.. I must be sleeping.. or I don't care.. one of the two 
this definitely means they will last.
i thought that was her fiancee
the tattoo is cuter than her. haha.
I think it is funny he got it on the back side of his arm so he didn't have to look at it. Kinda reminds me of insects with "eyes" on the back of their heads to scare anyone sneaking up on them.
That's the most Henious shit you could tatoo on your arm....I rather get a skull puking green beans on my tits.
that is just plain sick....
It looks like it has two sets of boobs. Shouldn't their be an astigmatism test for tattoo artists? Or was the guy just editorializing?
Doesn't he already have "truly madly tori" tattooed? Dude really has bad taste, Tori and that terrible song, yuck.
Mike Tyson has my permission to chew his arm off.
Kat - I thought the same exact thing. Whoever did her ink couldn't bear to do an exact replica. Damn, she ugly!
Way to nail the coffin in your sure to fail relationship. What's her gonna say when they break up, uh I really liked 90210.
They never learn...the tattoo will last longer than the marriage/relationship...just ask Billy Bob Thornton or Johnny Depp.
they deserve each other... it won't last and he'll be stuck with that dog hound on his arm... ha ha ha ha ha ha
Shit, if I had the chance to marry some bitch with all those $$$, hell yeh I throw on some ink!! Don't be stupid. 
they're already married???!! why does he have a dog's ass tattooed on his arm?
Uh, that means he LOVES her.
FUGGGGGGGGGGGS
he better keep working out or she'll turn into tara reid.
Umm besides the obvious travesty that is Tori Spelling and her latest victim... does that background say
The Godfather, The game?
WTF?
Yes it is her fiance. I just read where they are going to have a quiet wedding this summer on an island with 20 people or so since her first wedding cost like a million dollars and lasted less than a year
He's K-Fed's older, fuglier, dirtier uncle from the trailer park down the street.
What a tool..at least when they do break up, it won't be much trouble for a talented tattoo artist to transform that mug into a dog tat for real.
Well, it gives hope to all the trailer park trash guys at least.
What a fucking chode.
I rather get a skull puking green beans on my tits.
Dayanara | 03.17.06 - 12:55 pm | #
LMAO!!!!!!
all the money in the world but daddy still couldn't make his little girl pretty ... does anyone know his wife? Mary Jo Eustace - she was on "What's for Dinner" on FoodNetwork Canada. It's gotta suck having your man leave you for that. Is it just me or are Tori & Starlet looking more and more alike these days?
he better keep working out or she'll turn into tara reid.
mpcmike | 03.17.06 - 12:59 pm | #
hee hee hee!!
Does he have a mullet?? And god that tattoo is UGLY (well look at the source)...
Someone should ring the clue phone that mullets, those jeans and three day's growth are soooooo early 1999. What was Gori..I mean Tori bound and determined to get her own Dylan?
he's just after daddy spelling's money..... shocker i know
What breed dog is that anyway?
I rather get a skull puking green beans on my tits.
Oh Dayanarapotamus...you speak from the heart!! hahaha I bet if tattoo a pic of her ass, no one would know the difference...
langley - "dog hound on his arm" - HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
RIIIINNNNNGGGG
Tori: Hello
Caller: This Tori?
Tori: Yes, who's this?
Caller: It's the world, calling to say you SUCK!
What a dumb ass...it's going to hurt twice as bad when he removes after they divorce.
mk, that's their horse, or a better spelling could be whorse! ha, "spelling"
I bet she forced him to tatoo her wonky face on her arm.
She looks way hotter in the tat than in reality...
But I'm glad he did it, because this is the fodder that makes us dlisters happy.
God, photo-realistic tatoos are so gross. This guy looks like a massive tool. Also, what's with the jeans and rolled up sleves on his shirt? I didn't think anyone did that anymore!
Even her fiance knows it is best to keep Tori's face covered by her hair and emphasize the tits over whatever the hell you call that on top of her neck.
That will be very painful when he has to remove it in like a couple of weeks couz you know thats how long they will be together!
I wonder where she has his face tattooed.
classy couple.
What's up Kell Kell!!
my stomach just did some strange flipping thing. I guess that is my physical reaction to this.
Bonnie Blue: It's St. Pat's Day so just have a drink girl - it will feel a lot better! 
What up dawg!!??
I bet that tattoo already has herpes too...
precious...and a little bit on the yuck side.
Holy shit! are starting the herpes talk so soon?
You know I figure everything in Hollywood has the herps...Plus we all know Tori has to have them...
herpes?? oh noooooo, don't start!!!!!
Day - what's up ya hot piece of ass ya?
woof woof
Ugliest tattoo ever, ever, EVER. He should have tattooed it on his taint, at least that way he can crap on her every day. 
HAAAA!good one MK. Now what the hell will he be able to change THAT to when they split up next month?
Herpes are the new black!
What's up with his left eye and he should have had that tatoo done accurately, you know that one boob of hers is just totally deformed. It's false advertising.
Sup NoAnjl!!
Does Tori has herpes? seriously? WTF??
I actually believe these cokeheads are in love.
Herpes are a requirement in Hollywood. Its a must have.
I can't understand why someone would want to get world's grossest boob job inked for eternity.
I don't know if she has 'em, but anon2 made a great point...its a must have..its a given.
I bet she has a tatoo of him on her penis...
ysl is coming out with a herpes bag...
has this guy been in ANYTHING? (BESIDES TORI)
Only a really stupid guy would have this done with a woman he's only been for a short while. Looks like Tori's met her match...at least temporarily.
Herpes are the new black!
anon2 | 03.17.06 - 1:23 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Herpes, that's hot.
What! I guess when you have a billionare producer richo father that would probably make a gay man go straight just to marry that horse face slut!
Wow, it must be love cause they both left their spouses for the other. And to think putting a tatoo of ButtFace on his arm is going to make it forever. BECAUSE YOUR VOWS DIDNT!!! Asswads, I mean really. Daddy prolly told Buttface that he wouldnt pay for another wedding so close to the last one, and she would have to pay for it herself with his money and that is why it is small this time.
Herpes is the new black, well I'll pass.
I bet she has a tatoo of him on her penis...
KeLLKeLL
LOL! You're hilarous MK!
Oh brother. And what does he do after they get divorced?
HA HA HA! He's gonna love that in about 6 months!
kell kell: you too think this horse-shoe face is a tranny? holy shit! I thought I was alone.
I'll bet his wife, yes, he still has a wife, and 18 mo. old baby love all those tats.
Its common sense, I think Daya..
To state the obvious - he is sooooooo after her money.
The Tranny-dar never lies.
I'll bet his wife, yes, he still has a wife, and 18 mo. old baby love all those tats.
pageantgal
I'd file for sole custody and tell my child their real father died in a hunting accident... Cuz if that kid finds out who her/his father is, they're going to need counseling for the rest of their life!! That guy is a tool...
Every time I see someone from 90210 it makes me think about how damn HOT Luke Perry was when that show was on-love him!
ok, if you squint, the tat looks like a penis and balls dressed up in a wig and a bra...or maybe i'm the only one who sees it??
I think it's fine that they fell in love. I can't say it doesn't happen, and I won't say that it is a crime.
But the way they parade around, making there (not-even) exes and kids feel like they never existed disgusts me. Then they expect us to be sooo happy for them. Tack-ee.
when this breaks up and it will, i want to revisit this atrocious tattoo situation...so i can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all....
The douchebag might be the biggest tool to ever walk God's green earth. Is he serious?
* This
Just think...in about a year they will have broken up and we'll see headlines about how he tried to burn his arm off after realizing that the image of Tori Spelling scares the living shit out of small children.
I spy wonky eye!!
I see laser tattoo removal surgery in his near future. Or an amputation.
I feel so bad for his (ex?)wife and kid...I read somewhere that they were together for 13 years total, and then he dumps her for horseface and gets MULTIPLE tattoos of her? WTF? I don't think they've even been together a year.... I give this relationship until she has a baby and he cements his alimony. :::ahem-- I mean PAYVHECK:::
That tatoo is all about Aaron Spelling.
Oh, that's so beautiful, I think I will run out and get Starsquatch tattooed on mine. NOT!
You have got to be fucking kidding me!!!! What a moron ... why would you ever get something as repulsive as that tattooed on you freaking body ... you mine as well just get a pile of feces engraved in ink on your forehead ... She looks like a retarded fish on crack and her boob job is horrible. She can't act for shit either ...
THE tattoo is actually better looking than the real "thing"
noanjil...
No worries, I will be drinking later. Actually going to cheer my school on at the NCAA tournament. 1st time in the school's history.
On Topic...my stomach is fine...it's just when I look at this picture that it bothers me...think that makes sense?
He looks like a 50's Greaser... singing "Cause I'm a Wanderer, yeah, a Wanderer..."
The Outsiders!! I loved that movie. *sigh* I must be honest, I loved the BOYS in that movie. *giggle*
First...doesnt his muscle look like her tatoo has abs?
Also, if this is right over his elbow, what does it look like when he bend his arm and she spreads out????
Bonnie Blue - Good luck at NCAA!! Ra Ra!!!! Have fun!!!
They have opposite facial features. There's no telling what their kids will look like.
Eddie and the Cruisers??? or am I the only one that remember that?
I remember that Langley!!
Michael Pare - I STILL love him!
Streets of Fire rocked!
Tori Spelling sucked!
Actually, I just IMDB'ed everything - "Eddie andThe Cruisers" was the movie I was thinking of, NOT The Outsiders.
Prico! I will never forgive you for that fucking avatar!!
You are all just jealous. Tori is a wonderful, beautiful girl. The jealousy is rampant on this site.
Reese, those are prolly the best abs Tori will ever be seen with LOL
Has anyone seen old figurines that have multiple sets of eyes, indicating that they are supposed to be drunk? Here's an example:
http://www.disturbingauctions.co...view.php?
item=7
The Tori tat has two sets of boobs...I wonder what the hell that's about.
Yes, A Lister. And Katie is "amazing".
My dog is way cuter than theirs.
that tattoo is cuter than she'll ever be.
0MG! He's obviously willing to do
anything to convience her he doesn't
L0VE her 0nly for her money.
This twat has 2 tats of Tori. The words Truly Madly Deeply and a pic of her on his right forearm. And this picture of her on his left upper arm.
He has 2 kids with Mary Jo, the youngest being 18 months. I think he is after some fame and Tori is his ticket. But man, those tats are the kiss of death. This relationship will end for sure. It always does when people tat their partner's name on their body.
That dude's arm just got 100% uglier.
He wants everyone to know he's fully committed to daddy's billions. A man of honor.
Also, his eyes are too close together. A universal sign of congenital stupidity. Pfff, there's no helping this asshat. Have fun Tori!
money is a big, big motivator.
I shudder to think about what a kid between those two would look like. but then again, two ugly people just might bring a cute kid.
What a moron!
Only the strongest relationships include dedicated tattoos.
Ew, what an idiot. Why would someone get a tattoo of that old puppet Madame on their arm?
They screwed up the tat. The grand canyon gap is missing in her chest!
He is a gold digger
I have officially seen the ugliest tattoo ever.
she always looked like droopy dog to me. even before her surgery, she was a mut
I am sure someone has already talked about this but, what is wrong with his eye? Maybe it blurrs his vision ? Otherwise he would have to put a bag over her head right?
Doomed.
this guy and parasite should hook up, they have that same lazy eyes shit going on...lmao
This guy now has a wonky tat to go with his wonky eye.
She wishes she looked as good as the tattoo! Lol. the only thing they got right were the size of her boobs.
If they break up he can always change it to "Torn" or "Torture" instead of Tori.
That tattoo makes her look a lot prettier than she is, she is FUGLY.
She's got no body in the tattoo just a head and some boobs. Weird.
Oh god, I think that this tattoo is a disaster. Tori looks much better on the tattoo than she does in real life--I agree! No amount of Daddy's money has ever been able to make Tori pretty.
She always bothered me on 90210. I couldn't understand how the "ugly girl" got the part of a popular girl...until i realized that her father was in charge.
These two do deserve each other...cheating losers.
If these two have a kid, it will have the longest face in the history of mankind!!! Holy crap!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! you are hilarious
That'll be easy to change into a sheepdog or a yorkie tattoo later. Wino forever, dontchaknow
Holy shit she is short. I thought she was tall. I guess that long horse-face led me astray.
And when he bends his arm her top comes off.
what a money chasing fag
What an idiot. That's weird that the tattoo looks a hundred times better than Tori herself. I didn't recognize the tat.
LOL!
Why do tattoos hurt more to remove them than to get them?
Uhhh... I would have sworn that she was pregnant with his baby when they split with their respective spouses. Maybe I am thinking of some other wacky hollywood kids...
Either way -- What IS with his eye??!
Hey Darry, Ponyboy misses you!
Who is he???? He looks like one of the Baldwin brothers...anyway Tori is not very attractive...she should get rid of the Jew nose...she aint pulling it off...some women can but she can't...so fix it girl!
Horse Head wishes she looked that good.
"Precious" until my fellow Canuck either:
a) comes to his senses. The woman didn't even know WHAT nor WHERE Ottawa, ON was ... let alone that it was the Canadian capital. "Oh, duh!"
b) His tatoo starts to heal & peel. It looks a little crusty in one of those shots.
c) He becomes a flash-in-the-pan, movie of the week, Canuck actor. No one knows nor cares who he is. Tori boffs him in her rebound, and then marries Mimi La Rue.
d) He goes back to Canada, hides in his Rosedale, Yorkville, or Annex (Bloor) condo, waiting to be asked to appear on ... "ET Canada" or local TV Ontario, hosting the new edition of "The Polkadot Door". (If you're `merican, you won't understand.)
lol The Polkadot Door. Do they even make that anymore. I was a faithful watcher in my childhood. Along with Mr. Rogers and Hercules.
It spells certain doom to get either and/or your significant other's name or face tattooed on you.
Except for Melanie's "Antonio" tattoo, those two are still together. And THAT tat is the fugliest one in Hollywood.
But this one? This thing is huge and elaborate! It's gonna HURT getting that lasered off. Not to mention the $$$$$$$$$$$$
Michael K, you crack me up...I know it's wrong but it feels so good
That tatoo is all about Aaron Spelling.
raskl | 03.17.06 - 2:15 pm
He really should have had Aaron's mug inked on his arm then.
they are ruined thanx to him... they won't even make it down the aisle...
jinx!!jinx!!!!
wait maybe he knows something....
"This twat has 2 tats of Tori. The words Truly Madly Deeply and a pic of her on his right forearm. And this picture of her on his left upper arm."
It's not Truly Madly Deeply. It's Truly Deeply Mad.
Let Donna Graduate
Lookie Lookie! He's so in love with her Daddys' money he got INKED.
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