First!!!!


Gravatar is it his idea or the director/producers idea to not wear a tux?


Gravatar What an ugly shirt, looks like neck sweat.


Gravatar a FORD? Please!


Gravatar The Bond girl on the left is not cute enough to be a Bond girl.


Gravatar SIXTH!!!!!!!!! Ha ha! FUCKERS!!!!


Gravatar he's blond, isn't that a slap in the face enough?!

they need to tell his ass that he's lucky to be playing Bond and he'll do what the fuck he's told!


Gravatar does this mean he's gonna be naked? because we've all seen those pix and it ain't pretty. although, i still would hit that.


Gravatar the girl on the left is sexy!


Gravatar what? no tux? and a ford? i guess he'll carry a slingshot instead of a gun.


Gravatar Will he be drinking Zima instead of martinis?


Gravatar Bond is not Bond with out his tux. Will he be driving his Ford in a cutoff tee shirt?


Gravatar No this James Bond will be riding a mountain bike and carrying a baseball bat.


Gravatar Good for him. Bond needs to change and since he is going to show the Full Monty, I support him. You need to repost the NSFW pic of him in the tub. hot!


Gravatar ummm, just can't get into this Bond.


Gravatar Will he be drinking Zima instead of martinis?
Bonnie Blue | 03.17.06 - 1:13 pm | #

do they still make that shit?


Gravatar Ummmm

Just for future reference...

Ford owns Aston Martin.


Gravatar This movie is based on the novel “Casino Royal”. Back then Bond was not 007, he was just another agent.
Only later on will he earn his license to kill.


Gravatar I'm just not feeling him


Gravatar Sigh. I also read that they want the new Bond to have flaws and make mistakes. Why the hell should they even bother making a Bond flick if they're just gonna make him un-Bond-like?

He better not wear Bikenstocks.


Gravatar I never had a Zima and NEVER WILL.
A FORD??!?!?!?
Jesus Christ. Next they will be gambling in Atlantic City.


Gravatar He is going to be the worst Bond ever! With his fugly behind driving a bloody chavtastic Ford, no less. No doubt he's a teetotal, monogamous, vegan in the film too. Bring back Pierce!


Gravatar This is gonna be such a huge fucking train wreck! None of them are fit to play in a Bond film! Even that Bond girl who actually was a tranny is hotter than those two sluts!


Gravatar He looks like Zoolander in that pic.


Gravatar His face looks like play dough.


Gravatar Yeah- that Tranny was hot!!! I remember!!!


Gravatar UGH. WTH? Bond does not drive a FORD!!! What's wrong with these people...


Gravatar I'll see it when Netflix gets it.


Gravatar James Bond: The Death of a Franchise


Gravatar is he trying to be an ass or he is already one...


Gravatar Bond w/o Aston Martin (or even the black Bentley).. But, Daniel Craig-- o he's a bitta perfek, that one.


Gravatar FORD = Found on the road dead.

Blech. This guy does nothing for me. All that was left was the tux and the car, and even that's out?

Pass.


Gravatar whatever, daniel craig, just stick it in.


Gravatar Ok, as for Zima, no idea if it's still made. I had it once when I was 15...I learned my lesson then.

As for the car, I can't hate on Ford because I will always love the 66' stang...it's just so lovely. Other than that, you can pretty much keep the Fords.


Gravatar Man a lot of haters here. Did you see The Day After Tomorrow with Brosnan and Berry? It was crap too. The Death of The Franchise occurred sometime in the 80's, maybe earlier. If only Sean Connery could have stayed young forever....


Gravatar That's Major Bullshit if he drives Ford Mondeo...

FORD Owns Aston Martin he's suposed to drive the brand new "DB5-S". So my bet is The money is for Aston.

Damn, that Movie will kill the Franchise.

Bond is play by an ugly Douche Bag, with not even one Bond-like quality who let's his Daddy defend him in stupid Women Magzines.


Gravatar Mustangs do rock, Bonnie Blue. I was so happy to see the new ones are reminiscent of the old body style.


Gravatar Will he be drinking Zima instead of martinis?
Bonnie Blue
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No, Mad Dog 20/20 (with the twist-off cap) in a brown paper bag. Shaken, but not stirred.


Gravatar ha ha ha Grietje...ok, Zima is too high class.


Gravatar That is one ugly ass car!

What the hell does Paul Haggis think he is doing? Just go back and make half-assed social comentrary movies to bore the shit out of us.

Don't fuck with James Bond!


Gravatar I don't think he will be any worse than Timothy Dalton. I find him quite sexy and think it will be a nice change. Can't wait to see it!


Gravatar Shaken, stirred and fizzle....


Gravatar If it's not scottish, it's CRAAAAAP!!


Gravatar Might as well have him suck cock instead of nailing fine ass bitches as well.


Gravatar He's just so...so...ugly. Ya know they face you make if you taste something really bitter? Well that's the face I make everytime I see a pic of him.

I'm not even a Bond fan but I enjoy the suave debonaire men who've played Bond. Well, except Timmy Dalton, he was an ugly fucker too.

I can't believe of all the actors in all the world THIS is who they picked as the model of what all women lust after and what all other men want to be like.


Gravatar okay, I can forgive the new bond for not having black hair, not being attractive, but one thing I will not accept is NO TUX! He has gone too far!

*vines pop*


Gravatar I don't know about the tux part, but Bond will be driving an Aston Martin:

Aston announces new model for Bond

Relying on Female First for accurate gossip is about as reliable as asking Tom Cruise for medical advice.


Gravatar Also, Daniel Craig is HOTT and I'd totally hit it!


Gravatar People need to get over the fact about the tux and just need to sit back and watch what's going to be a great movie.


Gravatar Im mad about the car not the tux


Gravatar FORD MONDEO!!!
AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!
Those cars SUCK ASS!
Pfff, what a joke.

Why doesn't he just do us all a favor and wear a friggin bag over his head too? Make that two bags.
I don't give a rat's butthole one way or the other.


Gravatar A motherfucking FORD. BWAHAHAHAHAAHA


Gravatar This movie is gonna suck a big fat one!


Gravatar I can't figure this guy out. Sometimes he is smokin' hot and other times just FUG.

And a Ford?! What, has James Bond become a farmer in Nebraska?


Gravatar He won't drive an Aston Martin because he can't drive stick! Give the pussy some catnip.


Gravatar ok...and where's the shocking confession??


Gravatar oh you mother fuckers, just shut the fuck off. Do not talk shit till you watch the movie .


Gravatar Dude, its called Casino Royale, and no tux? what are they snorting?


Gravatar Mondeo.

...

That's all.


Gravatar He's cute and all, but he needs to be a brunette! Plus I heard the bitch can't drive a stick shift...he can't drive the classic Bond car, the Aston Martin. That just ain't RIGHT!


Gravatar Why do I get the feeling one of the publicists for that bomb-in-the-making is trolling this thread?

Hey, um, do you like your job? Pfff, ha ha ha ha... (sorry, man. I know you have to pay the rent n stuff, but c'mon. u can be yourself here)


Gravatar Driving a Mondeo. Not wearing a tux. That's not freakin' James Bond, it's Streets of San Francisco.

which would mean either one of those girls on his arm isn't really a girl. until after the surgery

what's next, k-fed as dr. evil? this one will go to the dogs. Bring me Snakes on a Plane!


Gravatar Roger Moore was blonde too, everyone needs to get over it. I think the changes will be for the better, the franchise was stale, hopefully some changes will liven it up.


Gravatar Driving a Mondeo. Not wearing a tux. That's not freakin' James Bond, it's Streets of San Francisco.
what's next, k-fed as dr. evil? this one will go to the dogs. Bring me Snakes on a Plane!
voodoo | 03.17.06 - 6:34 pm | #

Haaaaaa!
@Brent. Did you get your Oirish Tara Reid on tonight?


Gravatar First of all, Daniel Craig is a very good actor and I happen to think he's hot. Did you see his nude scene in Love Is The Devil? Dude's got a nice one. Second, the Bond franchise has been sucking hard for how many years now? Why do people think James Bond movies are so fucking "SACRED?" ANYTHING to improve on that tired old formula -- whether it's changes to the clothes or the stupid ass cars -- is going to be better than the cinematic abortion that was DIE ANOTHER DAY. Bond has been dead for years. And screw all this "Sean Connery was the only Bond" bullshit. Roger Moore all the way! OCTOPUSSY, A VIEW TO A KILL (with Grace Jones) -- that's what Bond is all about: TRASH! If the new movie stinks, it will be because they're taking themselves too seriously. OK I'm done.


Gravatar This guy is so totally, utterly, completely wrong for the role of James Bond, its not even funny anymore. You all may disagree but....
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar Miss Saskia,
well, my middle name IS Patrick...


Gravatar Doesn't Ford own jaguar?? They at least could have put in him in a Jag.


Gravatar Daniel Craig is sexy in a dangerous way. He will put the edge back into these movies. Just watched him in "Layercake"- very sexy and I think he will do just fine. I love Eva Green too- this will be the first Bond flick I see in the theatre in like 10 years.


Gravatar no tux royale? well let's say d.c. w/o shirt far far -i.want.him.-better. have ya'll seen his shirtless physique? non?
ford "mondeo" have no idea wtf this is but does not sound too bondlike.


Gravatar Blonde, no tux, FORD among other things. You can tell from the pre-backlash that many people will backlash!

Eva Green is a beautiful women, just what I like, really...


Gravatar Uh oh... uh oh...


Gravatar Could this be the first straight to video Bond film??? Say it isn't so...reshoot!


Gravatar Craig sucks the big one with his wholly metro too max ass...women do not like him...he is the "Gay eye for the Bond guy" version of Bond...Yick!


Gravatar lest I forget to mention he is vertically challenged...bet those Bond girls are wearing flat shoes...vile, absolutely vile...


Gravatar OMG I just realized that Daniel Craig is doing the Austin Powers "sexy" pout. Maybe art imitates art -- Bond becomes Austin Powers becomes Bond again. Except Austin Powers was actually MEANT to be funny.


Gravatar You don't seem to know much about Bond. In the early films, Connery just wore a business suit. The whole tux thing is NOT truly James Bond. That's a product of the POORLY produced parts of the films which culminated with Roger Moore's truly horrible version. They are TRYING to get back to the basics with Bond: an agent who is supposed to kill when necessary. I still doubt if the new film will work since the PRODUCERS of the movies are fairly talentless and only the efforts of the early DIRECTORS made Bond work on film. Since then the film series has been coasting on reputation alone.


Gravatar Creig is totally hot but not a good choice for Bond! NOT NOT NOT! He was very hot in the Tomb Raider flick. Nice body and very sexy. But not a good Bond!

What happened to Clive Owen? he would have been great.


Gravatar The man has funky nude color lips. I rest my case.


Gravatar Has no one actually seen everything else that says, "James Bond will drive an Aston Martin"? They're using the film as a platform to unveil the new Aston Martin DBS (not to mention the fact that he also drives a classic DB5, as a nod to the older films).


Gravatar holy crap this movie is go to make -10mil.. what a shitty movie over all


Gravatar Wow. It seems like they're actually trying to make people hate this movie.


Gravatar I'm so excited... they're going back to the basics without whoring everything like they did with Pierce and his shit movies.


Gravatar Jayne is the only one here with any sense!


Gravatar Jayne & Jim: Paid flunkie shills for this stank mess.


Gravatar I think that Bond movie is a hoax to distract us from the real Bond movie shooted in secret with real actors. Makes sense to me.


Gravatar WHAT A BUCH OF CUNTS.


Gravatar What's next Paris Hilton as a bond girl.


Gravatar This explains why not one A list actress wanted to play the bond girl. They all read the script and knew it sucks.


Gravatar He is not a Bond type That's for sure!
I believe Clive Owen would do it right!About the tux I'm ok with that, although I think it's cool having Mr Bond in a tux.
Ford Mondeo? I can't belive that! Dear god! Why not a minvan? lol
James Bond MUST have a sporst super car! P L E A S E !


Gravatar oh... and the TWO chicks...UGLY and sooo not sexy!


Gravatar I haven't stopped laughing at the thought of him drinking Mad Dog out of a paper bag classic.

On a side note, does anyone think the chick on the left looks like Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle?

http://bullwinkle.toonzone.net/n...net/ natasha.htm


Gravatar The tux thing doesn't matter too much; EON's only made about four movies that come anywhere close to being faithful to Ian Fleming's James Bond anyway (namely the first two, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, and Licence to Kill). What annoys me more is that, once again, the film appears to be driven by product placement. Maybe the next one should be called "Licence to Sell"...


Gravatar Just look at the casting (including Bond)! There is NO fire jumping off the pic... bond flicks are all about the seduction of chicks (as much as gadgets and blah, blah)

It will be the worst bond flick ever!


Gravatar Well he can swap the tux for a veil for that ugly ass face. How are they gonna have Bond driving a cheap ass Ford? While they're at why don't they supply him with a mullet and a trailer home?


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