1st bitches
I'm still not over the Kimbo pedicure story. She's gotta be the worst.
MK! First you scare the shit out of me with Kimbo's underwear, and then you torture me with Parisite's hunt for a man!!
As for Chestica: SHE'S PREGNANT! She'd better re-think the whole "adoption before my biological" thing.
“I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing things and the international adoption rate since her (decision to adopt) has skyrocketed. It’s unbelievable. I want to adopt and I plan to adopt before I have my own kids.” (Quote from Chestica)
Translation...I want to be taken seriously as an actress and only wish I was as well-liked as Angelina. In fact, I want to be Angelina. My career is in the shitter, so I think I'll adopt for the media attention.
GOOD LORD! Someone PLEASE make that dumb bitch take an IQ test before they give her a baby. She'll end up feeding his ass and putting a diaper on his head.
No, scratch that. She'll be all gagging and whining and her daddy will have to do it for her.
MizRo is she gonna have the baby in secret then pretend she adopted it????
I am a famous celebrity. We don't appreciate this because I will tell you that 95% of what you read on here is not true. I suggest the next time you rip on the looks of Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears, that you take a look in the mirror. People are famous for their talents but also their extreme beauty. We are beautiful people or we would not have gotten to be where we are. You are all just jealous and need to find better things to do.
uuuhhh...
We sure do have lots of celebs on here today. 
Anonymous A Lister, if you read this site, then you're not different than the people that are on here.
Anonymous A Lister | 03.17.06 - 3:10 pm | #
Oh fuck! We all know you celebrities suck old wrinkled dick to get jobs too.
And I've seen girls prettier and sexier than Chestica and Britney at the fish market!!!
Anonymous A Lister | 03.17.06 - 3:10 pm | #
think again, bitch! 
Dayanara, so true!
Daya, those were the FISH you were looking at, silly!
Famous for their talents!! That was a good one.
I expected those responses. It proves my point even more. Jessica Simpson is luminous in person. I am sure nobody on this site is as gorgeous as she is.
Extreme Beauty A List????? More like extreme photoshop!!
Anonymous A Lister | 03.17.06 - 3:10 pm | #
Will someone please remind Tara Reid that she is NOT A-list?
where's Little Bunny Foo Foo?
Anonymous A Lister, you have stepped in it now!
pageantgal
Luminous omg that is too funny!
Please don't compare true blue A-listers to D-Listers like Tara. She was once beautiful like me but she ruined it. All of Hollywood is rooting for her to come back. She is a good girl on the inside and still cuter than most average common people.
No Ya'll it Star Gay Al Reynolds. You know she calls herself A-list.
**Evil Cackle***
I am soooo not jealous of their "beauty" - it's all manufactured in the case of PLASTICA and as for Lohan - she's already wrinkled, Anonymous A-Lister!
You're pathetic, and very, very funny!
Anon2: I had the exact SAME thought!! She'll go away for 8 months now, and all of a sudden, have an "adopted" child! Hilarious.
Oh my God. Kimbo doesn't even have enough of an ass to keep her thong in place.
I am sure nobody on this site is as gorgeous as she is.
Anonymous A Lister | 03.17.06 - 3:18 pm | #
Holy shit!
I almost pissed my pants to that one.
seriously, are you Melanie Griffith high on meth?
So true MizRo!! Too funny!
omg, this is good. shit, i gotta go. but i would give my left nut to be a part of THIS conversation! 
Dont go Mpcmike!
Paris are your Herpes acting up? Are you grumpy?
Anonymous A Lister
Is that you Tom? Your mothership is calling. Blast off you fucker!
Anonymous A Lister must be their implant surgeon.
A bag of cheetos for the one who figures out who A-lister is!!
Please don't compare true blue A-listers to D-Listers like Tara. She was once beautiful like me but she ruined it.
Anonymous A Lister | 03.17.06 - 3:21 pm | #
Will someone please tell Nicolette Sheridan she is NOT beautiful?
Anonymous A Lister
Is that you Tom? Your mothership is calling. Blast off you fucker!
Anonymous A Lister
You need a better script. Your current one sucks. Fire your agent, stat!
YES Daya! cheetos!
We all know it's you Papa Joe: your delusional rantings gave you away. *snicker*
Ok A lister give us some hints....we are playing for cheetos so it might get ugly here.
Welll...I just watched that Madonna video (without the sound on)...
... there are just no words!
So Tara was beautiful like you uh?
Then you have to be Tori Spelling!!!!
Ugh I hope you are not Tori because I would feel sorry for you.
A-lister!! Where are you...c'mmon give us more clues......OH you don't have a clue, that's right.
What is going on in here? I need to scroll up, I guess.
Anonymous A Lister must be their implant surgeon.
Jessucka
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Oh shit, it's Dr. 90210! Dr. Rey, get off this website and go practice your Tae Kwon Do!
It can't be Parisite - we all know she would have said "I'm hot!" so, it's not the most hated bitch in the world.
Let's see: who would know how to spell "luminous"?
Gay Al did Starzilla make you say that??
I was "luminous" too, after my Accutane treatment!
Tom is an arrogant fuck I bet he can spell luminous. He would be complimenting guys looks though.
MizRo-the only celebrity that could spell "luminous" the Star-I'm-A-Lawyer-Jones-Reynolds.
Can't be tom, He'd never say Tara was beautiful like him, he's still in the closet you know.
Sharon Stone??
Friends with Jessica and Tara, hmmm. Lindsey Lohan?
If this is how you show love anon2 then i would hate to see how you hate on someone. They perfer you to put the baby in the middle but some people dont do it that way. This writing is annoying because all of you have opinions that are way off bases and the only ones that make since are the actual mothers that are on this comment list.....
yvonne | 03.17.06 - 2:44 pm | #
anon2- this was on the britney thread. you may not have seen it yet.
i'll bet it's britney, y'all.
Friends with Britney too.
"the only ones that make since "
Shouldn't that be "the only ones who make sense?"
Def. Britney.
Tom is an arrogant fuck I bet he can spell luminous. He would be complimenting guys looks though.
anon2
Not necessarily. He might want to compliment those ladies with luminous skin from which he wants to borrow their Oscar gowns and strappy sandals.
PageantGal: I'm surprised Tom didn't say she is "amazing". I guess that would have given it away, huh?
Jessucka: Hohan would NEVER say anything nice.
Look, all I have to say is that any one of you would trade places with some of the celebrities you make fun of. If you knew who I was, you would trade places with me in a heartbeat. I promise you. Lindsey Lohan does not have wrinkles. She is gorgeous and talented and you need to accept it.
thanks mpcmike!
So give us hints on who you are then. We will let you know if we want to trade places with you.
Sticking your finger in a light socket does not make you luminous.
And I'd rather have brains than beauty any old day.
IQ tests at noon... dueling pencils up!
Anonymous A Lister
You spelled Lindsay Lohan's name wrong.
I'll go for Britney too.
Britney...you are NOT an A-list celebrity, in fact....You are NOT a celebrity anymore!! I repeat: You are NOT a celebrity.
plus: YOU FUCKED FRED DURST!! YUK!!
and no, no Cheetos her for you bitch!!!
Hey, Shitney - stop having babies and pawning them off on others, driving with them in your lap, exposing them to fast-food fumes and soda, etc...
Girl, just fuck off, 'K?
AND WEAR SOME FUCKING SHOES, HILL JACK!!!!
You husband is a whore Britney. Get rid of him. Why did you fuck things up with Justin huh?
*here.
"who I was"
so you are pretty much DONE!!
HInt people.
Anonymous A Lister = deluded wannabe! Oh please, like ANY of us feel sorry for any of these celebrities! And what exactly are you A List in? If you really are a celeb, which I'm sure you aint, why not get our of the business? Please, quit being a poser and go back to your job scrubbing bathroom floors.
good skills Daya.
Miss A-List: I wouldn't trade places with a celeb. I am indeed attractive, have a good job, a HOT boyfriend and a great family.
And I don't have to suck dick on a casting couch for a living. Oh, and also, I already know where to score good coke, thankyouverymuch.
Anonymous A Lister, actually no, I wouldn't trade places with you, I like my normal and private life. I wouldn't parade my kids around the way you so called A listers do.
If you are so fabulous, what are you doing on Dlisted; don't you have better things to do? Go look in the mirror and tell yourself how great you are.
Thanks anon2
The intensity with which I dislike you Shitney, is akin to a 1000 suns at their zenith.
Britney Spears is a celebrity or she would not be the number one most downloaded celebrity on the internet for the last 5 or 6 years. I am only trying to make a point here. Some of you could channel your jealousy into other things such as charity work or an education. I was lucky enough to be given gifts of talent and beauty and I use those to entertain my fans and create wonderful things. It's a shame people like you have to tear me down. I am not Star Jones or any of the people you have listed. Star is a nice person and extremely smart so I would watch what you say about her too. I must leave. I am going to be interviewed by Marie Claire Magazine and will be gracing their cover in a few months. I'll bet none of you will ever be able to accomplish that. The photo shoot is on Monday and I get to keep the clothes and be pampered and adored the entire day. Life is good for A-listers even if we do put up with rumors. Best wishes commoners!
MizRo-will you marry me?? Funny!
That intesity is how I feel about Jessica Simpson/Alba.
If you are Angelina -go fly a plane
Sharon Stone- go show your cootch
Tera Reid- go get drunk
Brit Brit- go eat cheetos
Star - go cry
Tom - go suck a dick
Kim Stewart- go wash your feet
Hahahahahahh oh my god are you for real? How fucking deluded are you?! Celeb my ass!
FUCKING COMMONERS!?!?! Don't get hit by a bus on your way, buh-bye!
oh, and HOHan is gorgeous and talented? Is snorting two lines at the same time, one in each nostril a talent? Then she is talented.
pageantgal - hook me up, dude! After reading this shit I feel the need to get so high that my eyeballs will fall out!
AALister has got to be Britney.
Itz kleer she duzn't hav un edyookashun.
people will say that's a poser, but, i dunno , i get a feeling that it's real.
Ciao, Imposter... Have a lovely day!
We look forward to skewering you in a few months.
Kim Stewart shops at Target? Who knew?
We will be on the lookout for that Marie Claire magazine. HAHA!
Anonymous A Lister | 03.17.06 - 3:44 pm - my ass itches. Will come scratch it?
Yes, gracing the cover of a women's mag is such an accomplishment. Way to singlehandedly save the world.
Or Chestica (pampered and adored). Yeah, by Papa Joe because you're making bank for him, but not for long!
Could be Paris. Her delusional ass thinks she is American royalty. And we all know she likes to keep up on items about her.
Mouse-my place, Philly. We can do some lines, the cry about the fact that we aren't on the cover of Marie Claire and have to buy our shoes at the mall.
(Funny, since I actually did do some modeling and was in Seventeen as a kid...)
Ok we had a B-list celeb on the Carmen post and an A-lister on this one. I wonder who else will op in today.
pop*
well, i gotta go too, only because i have an appointment to get drunk at claddagh's irish pub tonight. so later, you fabulous D-listers!
bye mpcmike have a safe and good one!
Just how many people out there started drinking green beer for breakfast and think they are A-Listers, B-Listers or C-Listers?
pageantgal - I'll be there in however long it take to get from CT to Philly. After we whine about not being on the cover of Marie Claire, we can go to the Main Line and stare at the mansions only the luminous can afford.
anon2 | 03.17.06 - 3:49 pm - Me. I walk the red carpet everywhere. But that's cuz I'm vacuuming it.
Bye mpcmike!! Enjoy your weekend!
Pageantgal - you have some self-esteem issues.
anon2 | 03.17.06 - 3:49 pm - Me. I walk the red carpet everywhere. But that's cuz I'm vacuuming it.
I feel luminous today myself. Think I will hop in my Limo and go out for an A-list night on the town. First I will pick up 2 bags of cheetos (not one) and go to a movie and sign autographs. ( I will say its my movie and I am the star). Oh good times.
The above is all true. The article will be about fighting for women involved in arranged marriages.
Pageantgal - you have some self-esteem issues.
Jill | 03.17.06 - 3:56 pm | #
nah, I'm just drunk
anon2 - please do not forget the Schlitz to go with your cheetos. And make sure when signing, you refuse to look your fans in the eyes with your luminous smile. After I am done vacuuming the red carpets, I watch the A-List stars and they all do that. Especially the luminous ones.
Welll...I just watched that Madonna video (without the sound on)...
... there are just no words!
Sarcasstick NYC | 03.17.06 - 3:27 pm
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Lets precent you with some FACTS:
Global Albums Chart:
"Confessions On A Dance Floor" #4
European Albums Chart:
"Confessions On A Dance Floor" #2
World Singles Chart:
"Sorry" #2
European Singles Chart:
"Sorry" #1
Source: www.allcharts.org
Enough said.
OMG this gets better and better.
A lister how many people did you fuck in the ass to get where you are today?
Yes Mouse my luminosity may blind them. I may splurge and buy a bottle of Maddog 20/20.
PageantGal is beautiful, witty, intelligent and funny. She has no self-esteem issues.
hey A list celeb,, suck my @@@@ hon, you must be real good at that by now
anon2 - If you see anyone from TMZ, smile and mention DList. After you kick Parisite in the ass. I wanted to do it myself, but the custodial engineer I work for said I would have to apologize. NO!
Okay well she just felt the need to say she modeled in Seventeen 50 years ago and compared it with the cover of Marie Claire.
Will everyone please stopped calling Angelina "pillow-lipped"?! It's creepy!
For anyone who loves their weed, pipeline just got smaller, dudes.
http://www.nypost.com/news/regio...lnews/
61079.htm
Oh MizRo, I'm a total mess. But my self-esteem improves with each dirty martini!!
Anyway, A-lister is totally Courtney Peldon.
well I am so insulted... you think my Al is gay! the nerve! I read this blog every day..and I am NOT an alien .. I am a LAWYER a real one
Anonymous A Lister | 03.17.06 - pm | #
This has got to be the funnest yet, and I got work to do at this friggen foundry...damn!!!
Jill, I'm fucking 25. Jesus.
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
I would Kick Paris in the ass but Im afraid my foot would rot off.
Star Jones I know you didnt just say you were a lawyer on Dlisted. You are in for a world of shit now. ahaha!
hello.. hic... hey want a hit guys?
I was readin wel.... tryin to read dis I am soo fukud up goin to rehab soon...
shit I just fell off my chair
My point is now proven with pageantgal. YOu felt the need to tell me you are 25? This is the internet. who cares what people think? I think Gwen STefani is BEAUtiful! What a pretty girl.
Melaine Griffith | 03.17.06 - 4:11 pm - YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL YOUR OWN NAME! I love it! Vodkatinis all around!
Eddie, get to work, dammit! Bwahahahahaha!
i would kill for a vodkatini right now.
Oh well, Jill, I fancy you, anyway. And yes, Gwen is pretty.
well I am an A listed celeb and I heard a lot of celebs were here I am the best and my hubby is NOT gay you know that.. and I am a LAWYER....
a REAL one.. and NO I did not get my fat ass stapled
Jill pageantgal is freaking luminonous. She is a big A-list star like the rest of us are here on Dlisted.
Mouse - leave some afternoon crumbs!!!
Okay, well I guess we are all coming forward today for some reason. I am agreeing with Anonymous A-Lister. We are more beautiful than most people. Why do you think some people get their big breaks? I am on an entertainment news program and I did not have to perform sexual favors to get the job but my looks and gorgeous body did have something to do with it.
I am so pissing my pants!!
Its freakin Mary Hart in the hizous ya'll!!
Real you are so right,
but I have to admit I am a fuckin dog without makeup on and noone wants sexual favors from me
and what you drinkin girl?
rubbing alcohol?
Celebrities are just jealous they aren't as witty as Dlisters.
Star Jones | 03.17.06 - 4:16 pm | #
Hey Star, I'm looking for some legal advice...I just found out my husband's gay...
Real Celebrity | 03.17.06 - 4:16 pm
Is that you Kat from fox news? Congrats on your move to E!
pageantgal | 03.17.06 - 4:19 pm
I would say with a name like Pagentgal, she is probably a beautiful woman and obvioulsly in the pagent circut. I, for one, enjoy her wit and comments.
Star when you fuck Al does his dick smell like Tom Cruise?
I will give you some dish though. A certain chica on an entertainment news show did have to get down and dirty with at least two producers and Pat O'Briend just to get a substantial pay raise. I am pretty and popular enough that I don't have to subject myself to that.
Anyone likes jazz, Loren Gold's album "Keys" is the shit.
My goodness, all of these A-Listers we have on today! I will break out my Hoover and vacuum in celebration!
Eddie, I ate all the cheese.
Last I checked those girls in the Miss Dairy Farm pageants were pigs.
pageantgal... I would not know why ask me? my husband is straight! the nerve! and I am a NOT an alien
Mouse I feel so special that all of these beautiful people would dare talk to us common folk.
al's dick tastes like Cheeto's and dick cheese
I, for one, enjoy Jessucka's hot avatar.
Jessica Rabbit is so much hotter than Alba/Simpson 
Oh, and Real Celebrity is much funnier than A-List
I have my rent boy suck it for me
Yes, JR is the orginal hot Jessica in my book.
anon2, we all need to bow down and thank God! But watch out for my vacuum cord.
hello to all my celeb friends you all love me I know that!
I need a Soma.
Miz, ask Huxley for one. BWAHAHAHAHA! yeah, I am actually literate.
Oh fine, if everyone else famous is posting then I will too. He isn't gay. He used to grab himself and say "Ride this cowboy" and I will tell you that is exactly what I did.
Used to date Tom Cruise you are a guy right?? Dont lie and say he is not gay.
All right guys, let's all come out of the closet.
I'M REALLY NATALIE PORTMAN!!
Oh for the love of Pete! Fake celebs! If you are really a celeb, use your name. It is the internet! It's not like we can see where you are! And, for that matter, we wouldn't care because you were some extra on 90210 10 years ago.
anon2 - I meant to ask you. Is that Wentworth in your avatar?
Im am Katie Holmes....
no Its Jake from Jarhead.
Well, hello Katie! Let's make this quick, I'm sure you haven't much time until Tom finds you using the computer. Where are you and how can we help?
Guys - if A (SS) Lister is really going to be in Marie Claire? Someone print out all of her comments so that we can out her as the asshole she is when the magazine comes out! HAHAHAHAHA! Can you imagine what that will do to her "career"?
I will def. do that mouse.
hello kitty help me help me Tom is gay and makes me kiss his cummy lips.
There is good news Katie, alien cum doesn't spread STD's....
Natalie I enjoyed your rap song on snl until Tom got a hard-on because he thought you were a boy.
Whew hellokitty, thats good to hear. I am on a boat. I dont know where Tom is taking me. He said soon they will come to take us to where we really belong. What does he mean?
anon2, I don't bother having a printer or else I'd do it.
We need to rescue Katie!
The f'n nuthouse Katie.
Katie, we're here to help. I will put out one HELL of a Vendetta out on Tom's ass.
This is Lisa Marie Presley. I am pregnant and bored and read your stupid shit all the time. I think Anonymous A Lister had some good points but most celebrities are not so full of themselves. I don't give a shit what the American public thinks of me.
Thanks guys. You are all so amazing! I mean that. I do. Amazing.
Lisa Marie, you're cool, and I would have hit your dad all night long. Sorry....
You and the rest of the world.
Lisa you rock! You are amazing!
Not me, Lisa. Sorry. I am too young, but I would have been afraid peanut butter and banana sammiches would have shit out of my ass if I'd hit your daddy.
Give us some gossip Lisa!
When I say I'm too young, BTW, I meant that when he died I was still not old enough to boink. But I remember his death very well. Picture of him lying in the coffin freaked my grandmother so much, she had to be sedated.
Ha ha ha ha!
And, uh, Imma da Pope!
Baddabing! Baddabong!
And I meant the sammiches would have SHOT out my ass, not shit.
fuck
Mousie, I would have hit the black Memphis Elvis, not the gold Vegas Elvis, and I don't think any of us were around for that...
Thanks Anon2. I don't give a shit about posting on here. I am sure other celebs do and they should admit it. I mean, who cares? Some of them set up web chats and actually make people pay to participate in what we are doing right now. It's pathetic actually, with all the good celebs can do for people. I am so over being famous.
I may splurge and buy a bottle of Maddog 20/20.
anon2 | 03.17.06 - 4:02 pm | #
anon2, you are cracking my ass up today!
Sorry dude, I don't know gossip except for what I read on this blogs. I just discovered them actually. It's funny, surreal and scary all at the same time. Just wanted to say that there was one of us reading this that wasn't afraid to say her name. Keep entertaining me.
pageantgal - when he was young, he was sooooooooo hot!
anon2 is on FIYAH today! Much like mK!
Lisa Marie, will you go to the movies with me? We can go see "Snakes on a Plane."
Thats cool of you Lisa.
I was 8 days old when Elvis died.
anon2 is on FIYAH today! Much like mK!
Mousie | 03.17.06 - 5:07 pm | #
And you too, Mouse!
VB, actually, I suck today. Ya know when your brain starts bleeding from finding out info you weren't prepared for? I am still traumatised by the TomKat thread.
HAHA the Rob Thomas thing?
The whole Rob Thomas thing?
Poor Mousie!
Thanks guys
I so don't believe Rob would cornhlio a guy. WAAAAGH! *tears* 
cornholio.
fuck
Cornholio! That's funny!
Sassy and Bean, y'all want to post ass-wasted tonight? I will volunteer to be the designated poster since I don't drink!
VB, I ripped that off Lo. She used that expression a few months ago.
Lisa you still here?
Sassy - TAK!
VB - where the shit is Foo?
The drunken posting has been agreed to on the McDonalds thread, Mouse.
Your avatar looks so very festively appropriate today.
WHAT THE FUCK HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY? SHIT! I MISSED THIS SHIT! DAMMIT!
Damn am I going to have to skip the movie premiere and get drunk with you commoners?
You missed all the stars honey bunny.
I don't know. Has LBFF been here at all today?
I'm still dying to hear the details of the hot tub party!
Oh, hi Little Bunny Foo Foo!
Now, where the hell is Penis Sophia with my leather thong??!!
I was here this morning for awhile. Someone slipped a mickey in my drink and it made me actually do some work.
Hi Jessucka! I saw dat and rectified it.
FOOOOOOOOO! Where have you been you hag? What are we doing about the party?
Please post the party tonight.
Alright, listen up sluts! I am a little hesitant to post the party details but I promise it will be by the end of next week. Sound good bitches? Quit whining for it or you will be demoted to keymaster. Skanks!
Party! Party! Party!
Whaaaaaa
Yeah, you gotta keep it on the DL. You don't want the MOD to catch us.
VB, Penis is at the dentist. Ugh.
I got an e-mail from the mod today! If you just post it once, I think it will be ok. Don't spam every thread with it like you did last time
An email for what Jessucka?
Thanks, Mouse.
Hate the dentist!
Cool. I will only post it once. I have some research to do first sluts. I can't be half-assing this thing.
Penis is at the dentist getting her mouth washed out with soap. Dirty Bitch. Snort.
I want to be invited to the party I look great in a bathing suit
Thanking me for drawing her attention to fat as a rat the other day. They said feel free to e-mail again about any other racist or derogatory comments.
who will suck my keloid scar?
cool.
No one is more glad to see Fat Rat gone than I and I think y'all know why.
Jessucka - Are you Jess? Everyone needs to quit fucking with their avatars. Dammit. It takes away from the familiarity and confuses the hell out of me. Yeah, I know laying of the crack would help but jesus people QUIT IT!
LBFF, yes Jessuka is Jess formly tutu ass formly David Lee Roth's eye. RaBBit used in a JS quote earlier, & i quite liked it.
Yes, it pained me to see how defensive and pissy fat as a rat's attacks had gotten you, Mouse.
Alright well this is your last one. I mean it. No more fucking switcheroo with the avatars. Mouse is staying the cucumber and Putas needs to pick a name and stick to it. These are the fucking rules.
I like this one. David was too agressive with his tribal warpaint, and tutu ass was my passive agressive little way of telling the evil people to kiss my ass. They are gone now and things are better. I will stick with this one for a while.
I change mine often but they are all of Jake.
Thanks Jess. Normally I don't let that kind of shit get to me but I worked really hard to get down to this size and for that little fuckface to act that was was just wrong. That warpaint was you? I loved that avatar!
Foo, what if I go back to the green eye?
No way! That green eye gives me the fucking creeps. Seriously. I hated it. It was always looking at me.
Mouse you should get one of Rob Thomas
Anon A Lister is either Black or Southern White people.
I say - Bouncy or Titney. Most likely Bouncy, because Titney doesn't have a career right now.
Yeah, warpaint was me. I shared some shit with that avatar I shouldn't have, so I switched it up to avoid being hounded. I still have the warpaint. It might return someday.
Foo, it looked at everybody! (I see you!)
anon2 - I'd be too afraid I'd get a call from Tom Cruise or one of his cults telling me to lay off! HA!
anon2, I love all of your Jakes!
haha
Yeah, the green eye freaked me out, Mouse.
thanks vb!
Well it's fucking Miller time people! I have to get a muff/ball wax first and then it's off to get my Tara Reid on!
WELL IT'S FORTY BELOW
AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
GOTTA HEATER IN MY TRUCK
AND IT'S OFF TO THE RODEO!
FUCKING JERK!
GET ON MY NERVES!
PISS ME OFF!
I used to sing that all the time when I was three.
BYE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VB, that's why I changed it. Took a poll and only one person said they liked that fucking eye. Nope - I wasn't the one, but I did like it. The cuke just looks so weird to me floating out there in the ozone!
anon2!
OMG, LBFF is giving out orders. The plot to take over Dlisted worked. Now we are all begging for this hot tub party shit. What a clever, clever little bunny.
Bye Foo.
See ya LBFF!
The face around the eye was too flat or something, Mouse. I can't explain it.
But I'm glad you changed it!
Anon A Lister is either Black or Southern White people.
I say - Bouncy or Titney. Most likely Bouncy, because Titney doesn't have a career right now.
well
we will know in a few months when Marie Claire comes out haha.
Watch the next few months Marie Claire covers have really dumb, not A-list people on them!
The above is all true. The article will be about fighting for women involved in arranged marriages.
Marie Claire Staffer | 03.17.06 - 3:59 pm | #
Ill be looking out for this too.
anon2, never read that rag in my lifee but I'll be on the lookout as well.
me either Mouse.
Real Celebrity | 03.17.06 - 4:16 pm
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Seacrest OUT!!!
Well I am typing on my lap top in the limo Marie Claire provided to take me to and from the hotel the interview was conducted at. I see you all cannot get enough of me! I really think you should try to control your rampant jealousy. I have my choice of going out with one of five eligible actors tonight and I have a movie premiere on Sunday. I just got a ton of free clothing samples sent to me from DSquared, Chanel and Donna Karan, as well as, a Chloe bag and a bottle of Michael Kors perfume. I know it's hard for you to all realize you want my life but I really do think you should stop bashing celebs because you are jealous. Even though I have so much handed to me, I still volunteer my time for women's struggles and I am honored to have so many fans. I love every one of them and hope they all watch my show and continue to support me! Kisses!
Your show? So you are on TV?
Anonymous A-Lister | 03.17.06 - 6:29 pm | #
You are funny.
Yes. A top rated show.
What show, by the way. Maybe we would believe you if you gave us more details.
What night does it come on?
VB, what
the
fuck.
Such a big star and she has time to DList. Excuse me while I go drag the Hoover out.
Exactly Mousie. On a Friday night, too.
Get that Hoover mouse. We have guests in the house.
Someone a long time ago guessed reruns of Full House.
Uncle Jessie? Maybe?
VB, racist hater on Chaka thread.
Thanks, Mouse.
Where is that MOD?
I think it was deleted.
I actually do work for once and shit goes down while I'm gone. Lisa Marie Presley? Wow.
Anonymous A-lister can suck a dick. The coke has clearly gotten to her stupid uneducated head. Unless she's Jodie Foster, Natalie Portman, or Claire Danes, she's a fucking moron.
Skanky, you missed it all!
Haha...someone posted a link to this site on PerezHilton.com. This is wayyyy better. You guys are so funny and a lot more entertaining than the stuff on Perez's site. Thanks!
Hi NYC Grl! 
Anonymous A-Lister, sounds like you have an interesting and fun life, good for you! Lisa Marie, I have to say you sound like you cool chick!
Thanks, NYC Grl! We try, although today I totally suck.
The scientologists wouldn't allow Lisa Marie on a blog. Too much free thinking contamination. She'd have to be e-metered for 48 hours straight.
I am confused...everyone hated Little Bunny Foo and was SO offended and now your all asking him/her for a party story?! What's going on?!
Jenn - Try and keep up. LB FOO FOO ROCKS!!
Foo rocks out and once started playing nice, we did, too!
Eddie, I want your dolly. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Anonymous A-Lister, you seem to have that meth-rage thing going on.
oh yeah, and Donna Karan's clothes suck.
OMG Bunny Foo Foo sold out LMAO! That's so funny. I got so much shit for just admitting I thought he/she was funny,and now you guys beg for dlisted stories when you were all "so offended" about them. I get a little busy for a few days and total chaos occurs!
I always knew we all secrety loved Bunny Foo. I'm glad everyone is at peace. I see there is a moderator? wtf? How's that going?
Anonymous A-Lister, don't you have an A-List St. Patrick's Day party to attend? Were you not invited? Hmmmmm? (If that's you Paris, I feel safe in saying that the herpes is keeping you off the guest list!)
Jenn | Homepage | 03.17.06 - 8:47 pm | #
Little Bunny is one us now!!!!!!! Is that cool or what??? I heart him!!!! He is a cool bitch!!! Can't wait for him to post the Hot Tub Party for 2006!!!!
I better be a dancer on the poles plus I want to be Hostess of the damn party.. I want to make sure people have plenty to eat and drink!!!
I was lucky enough to be given gifts of talent and beauty and I use those to entertain my fans and create wonderful things. It's a shame people like you have to tear me down.
Anonymous A Lister | 03.17.06 - 3:44 pm | #
OMG! It's NY from Flavor of Love! Tiffany, I love that you have a career now. Can we be best friends? I knew Hollywood couldn't ignore those closed eyes for long. I didn't know you knew other A-listers though.
OMG! It's NY from Flavor of Love! Tiffany, I love that you have a career now. Can we be best friends? I knew Hollywood couldn't ignore those closed eyes for long. I didn't know you knew other A-listers though.
Star Jonez | 03.17.06 - 11:09 pm | #
That is so fucking funny!!!!!!!
AHHHH MY EYES FROM THAT KIMBO PICTURE!
Little Bunny Foo Foo..if your reading this, in the words of Nicole Kidman in Stepford Wives..."What have they done to you?"
BTW anyone else up and blow off st. patty's tonight? I decided too last minute. Too many cops and drunks on the road and just not in the mood for all that when I have to work tomm.
Hey, Jenn, I was behind little bunny foo foo the whole time. He is a funny shit. He got banned, then decieded it was better to play nice. Now we are one big happy family.
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