Ewww >.< I'm afraid of snakes.
Sumbitch! I'm afraid of snakes!
I would not like them on a plane,
I would like them in a train,
I would not like them in a jam,
I'd rather eat green eggs and ham!
Ok Sam. You are OFFICIALLY an idiot. I am a huge movie buff and oh man that looks LAAAAAAME. I was thinking what the hell, snakes on a plane? Lo and behold, that's the title. Snakes on a Plane. I am wowed. That's pathetic. I won't be seeing that at the theater. Maybe rental, just for a laugh.
Are you kidding? This shit looks to be so camp it's good!
That was embarrassing wtf????? I couldn't even finish watching it!
It's a joke, right?
SNAKES ON A PLANE!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?? LMFAO!!!! What the fuck is that all about?????? The title alone is hilarious. The cat meowing, the snake appearing in a woman's cleavage as if she didn't feel it the whole time, all of it is hilarious.
there was a saturday night live sketch about this during the farley/myers/sandler years...also keenen from the current SNL cast is in it.
so...is this a joke, or what the fuck?
I laughed histerically throughout this trailer. I think it's going to be up there with "Wrong Turn" and The Evil Dead - best movies to watch while crunk'd
That canNOT be an actual movie! Please tell me this is some kind of In-studio joke!
Yes please.
That's gonna be the bomb. Can't wait.
this looks like one of those shitty scary animal movies you see at hollywood video.
one of my coworkers heard about this flick way back when and bought the official tshirt lol it's hilarious it's the nose of a plane with a snake in the window flying the plane...SO DUMB.
that movie looks lame. I have a few pet snakes and there is nothing to be afraid of. lol
whoa whoa whoa i didn't catch the title WTF. hahaha.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...LMAO!
I thought it was on this site that there was that thing that SLJ said that he got a script for "snakes on a plane" and he said he liked it because there was no doubt what the movie was going to be about and he would definately go see that movie. lol
That can't REALLY be the title....Can it?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't eat the cat!!!!!! KILL IT Sam KILL IT!!!!!
I'm always fucking freezing on an airplane. Those snakes would be all lethargic and shit.
I know all about snakes... I'm St. Pats fer chrissakes!
It's an actual movie. Samuel L. Jackson is hoping it will be a cult classic and almost dropped out when they said they might change the name.
Sammy is just collecting checks at this point. He's pulling one of Whoopi's numbers. In it for the cash. When this previewed last fall, one critic gave positive notices. He said Anaconda in the sky with testosterone.
The ending will have a bunch of snake eggs lying in wait in the belly of the plane... SEQUEL!!!!
I liked the part when the snake was trying to fly the plane.
This could be Sammy's way of saying "Fuck you, I'm rich, bitch" to the world because clearly he no longer cares about the integrity of his career.
LOL "Snakes on a Plane" with the soon to be announced follow-up, "Rats on a boat"
Its fucking awesome! You should all go see it!
http://www.snakesonablog.com/
My sides just SPLIT
I have tears in my eyes.
How can I ever repay you for the joy your just brought to my day?
MOTEHRFUCKIN SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!
THIS STUFF IS LEGENDARY!
As soon as I read the title of this post, I knew you were talking about "Snakes on a Plane" Oh, Hollywood, why have you forsaken me!!!!
O
MY
GOD...
Planes are scary enough; they don't need to add snakes. Every flight for me is Flight 666 and I'm in row 13.
better than Basic Instinct II I'd wager-- love the line "I've had it with these snakes."
KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
Snakes on a plane? what kind of bullshit name is that? and those snakes look so fake they wouldn't even scare a 6 y.o.
SLJ also said you'd either dig it or you wouldn't. I think the kitsch factor will be fabulous - I can't wait for basic cable to run this one!!!
i can't fucking wait and SLJ has so much money you know he did this on a dare.
OMFG
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector will sweep the Razzies.
Which is he? A cable guy or a health inspector?
SNAKES
There's snakes!!
THERE'S SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!
ONTD GROUND FLOOR! 
I've watched this five times over and I'm still laughing....
I especially love the guy who is holding the snake above his own head, just yelling at it
The snake that comes out of the womans cleavage looks like computer graphics from a 2 year technical school
dude what y'all talking about. i think it looks pretty awesome. will be in my blockbuster Q fer shizzle
this screams oscars to me!
"No I can't stop yelling! This is how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies?! I was in SNAKES on a PLANE! A freakin SNAKE was on my PLANE!"
(for chappelle fans)
that shit is straight to vhs. not even dvd. straight to vhs
I KNEW right away this was gonna be Snakes on a Plane when I saw the title of this post. Who named this shit anyways? And more than that, how did it make it into the fucking theatres?? I'd still pay to see it though.
ARE YOU PEOPLE RETARDED?! this movie has been hyped for like a year just cuz of it's hilarious title. it's not tryin to be "Crash" or anything, it's just straight up SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! fuck you guys, Hitchcock made a movie about a ton of killer birds called "BIRDS"...remember?! so this is just like a ghetto version of that.
I just totally double checked the date to make sure it wasn't April Fools Day.
The title is not hilarious.
I think They're doing it Tongue in Cheek on purpose style. It maight be that resfreshing thing we need at the Box Office.
Movie are taking themselves too seriously.
I had to look this up on imdb to see if it were real--and it is. But there's a funny thread on the message board coming up with new titles...these people remind me of those on here who come up with the funny captions!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417...d/nest/
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I'm tired of these snakes!
The title is good, but it should be about a gay nudist club getting drunk on a flight to the Bahamas.
omg i love snakes i am so gonna watch this! thanks for the tip MK, i loved anaconda with its fakie looking snakie too 
ultimate turnon, have sex witha cobra and a great white.... many technical dificulties figuring ut how to do it, ya know the has to be in water hates water thing, but ill do it some day
I will watch this. I LOVE Sam Jackson for officially jumping the ship and not giving a shit anymore.
he was on the Steve Harvey show talking about this craptastic film, and Steve was killing me, making fun of it. He was like, "yeah, I'll watch this right after watch Brokeback Mountain."
lemme guess, snakes on a plane. it's been all the buzz since late last year. i don't even need to watch that trailer to know that a slew of idiots are going to go to the theatres and make this shit #1.
oh wow. I think I just rented that one from blockbuster today! Looks great.
It's not any worse than any of the original movies they run of the Sci-Fi channel.
The thing I hate about any snake movie that comes out of Hollywood (or any movie that just happens to have a snake in it) is the way the use obviously harmless species to pose as the "deadly" reptilian threat.
The same thing with various reality/stunt shows, where you'll see a guy put in a box and they'll dump shitloads of snakes on him. Baby cornsnakes aren't scary. Even BIG corn snakes aren't scary.
this shit looks great!
When i first heard about this movie way back when, first thing I thought about was the SNL skit. i thought it was a joke!
LMFAO! I love you MK! You just made my St. Paddy's that much better!
For those haters out there, you guys are nuts. This movie is gonna be awesome. It's the new Arachnaphobia or Anaconda - stupid shit with some good actors with a comic/horror monster movie bent that is just campy enough to be awesome if it makes you jump alot and laugh even more. Really, I think this could be totally genius if it's done really well or really badly (in a Showgirls type of way).
NO SLJ
wouldnt do that
Oh
my
God
this
is
for
real...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Sna...akes_on_a_plane
I heard an interview with the founder of the Razzies (forgot his name) on public radio a couple weeks ago, and he said that based on the title alone, this movie is probably going to make the short list for the awards next year. He also said that the producers/directors/writers wanted to change the title of the movie cause it sounded so retarded, but SJ threatened to pull out if they did, so they left it alone.
I am so aroused right now. I am more excited to see that than Brokeback.
wow - well who says there are no new ideas in Hollywood - I guess it is better than another lame old tv show made into a movie.
SAM J. OWNS!! THIS SHIT IS DESTINED TO BE THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!
BEST PICTURE OSCAR IN 2007 I CALLED IT TODAY!!!!
This is a Sci-fi movie
i just found this bit of trivia on imdb.com
"Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because the title was "Snakes on a Plane". When the film makers tried to change it to "Flight 121", Jackson was adamant to keep it "Snakes on a Plane"."
It sounds to me like he doesn't care that it is dumb. He has so much money anyway it doesn't matter anymore.
I don't understand if this is a joke or not? This movie looks TERRIBLE. Why would snakes be attacking people on an airplane?? Why so many of them? The snakes look really fake as well.
Is this really for real?
They made 'Anaconda' and 'Anaconda 2' and this one doesn't look much worse than those!
I think it looks a lot worse than those other snake movies...ok, maybe not worse than Anacondas (the second one)..but at least equally as bad.
it looks like one of those fake movie previews before the movie, when a cell phone rings, its like "Don't Spoil the Movie By adding your own soundtrack"
Tallsonofagun 03.17.06 - 5:24 pm
Yeah, yeah. But how gay is Ryan Semencrest? Or Clay Aiken?
Anyone?
...
I bet it's another $10 million check for him, so I'm sure he could care less. The man was the bomb in "Pulp Fiction", so I forgive him.
The 2 scariest snake movies Ive ever seen are
"SSSSS"... with Strother Martin & Dirk Benedict still scary to this day
&
"Fer de Lance" a 1974 TV movie that scared the shit outta me as a kid , but now is kinda ignunt.
can someone tell me if this Snakes on Plane is real or some parody shit.
Knowing H'weird they probably are heart attack serious about this ingnunce.
Yeah, Im SOOO gonna get on a plane loaded down with poisonous snakes in the passenger section.
Hell you can't even bring nail clippers or cigarette lighter on a flight much less a fuckin rattler.
Damn!!
OMG !!!!!
I just looked it up on imdb.com
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
this shit is real like a mofo.
I mean a crate full of deadly snakes is so easy to slip past secur -it -tie.
Stewardess , I ll have a Samuel Adams, please
me, I'll have a Samuel Jackson .
mmmmm mmmm, bitch !
it'll getcha drunk!
You might even bite a nigga or 2!!!
This is gonna be right up there with "Showgirls", "Glitter" & "Airport'75"
why cant this have a cockeyed Karen Black screaming "Theres no one Alive on board to fly this plane!!"
Still , Im skurred of snakes.
DAY-UM!!!
This movie has been building up hype for months as THE camp movie to see and if you were smart AT ALL, you wouldnt have slagged it...
sad..
Go back to trashing parawebsite or cruisekitty or whatever
Shit youtube.com took the trailer down , damnit to hell. I was soo looking forward to showing this to friends.
kids go over to imdb.com and read the hilarious threads about all the sequels to Snakes on A Plane. LMAO
Hollyweird has lost they damn mind.
awwww dangit, youtube yanked the clip...
*sniff* I wanted to see it. Looks like I will have to go see the damned movie when it comes out now
"SSSSSSSssssssssss " -- A quote from the movie.
Grietje 3:23 btw,i hate snakes!!
You Tube blows, so does IFilm. Shit juss don't work!!
Great...the trailer's been removed. Didn't even get to see it.
Sweep the razzies? Over Sam's motherfucking dead body! This bitch is going to win over the Academy next year. Look at the CGI effects!
1. Put Snakes on a PLANE
2. Haave Samuel L. Jackson shoot the snakes with a tazer.
3. PROFIT
I had been hearing about the "snakes on a plane" idea. I thought it was a joke.
You're nuts. I will be first in line to see this one.
Sam Jackson is great. He actaully said to the producers,
"If you keep the title as "Snakes on a Plane", I'll do it"
That makes him awesome.
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