That headline is priceless!
in the picture on the left...she looks pleasantly surprised that the monkey is humping her.
She's a cute cute girl, and a great actress, I bet she's gonna win an oscar sometime in the future
She's so cute!
That A-Lister with Dakota is so much more talented, goodlooking and well-composed than Tom! 
Wow, she's much shorter than I thought she was.
What did she get, temporary teeth?
She did not have those pearly whites a few months back!
And Tom's not nearly as short as I thought HE was.
shit. and i see a 0 in the comments section and thought I was going to be first. damn!
Is she into Scientology?
Why is she boning a chimp?
Freaky, but cute nevertheless.
The monkey is def. an upgrade from Tom Cruise...he's taller, smarter, AND better looking.
Her career is so over. Another alcoholic/drug abusing/trailer living ex-child star.
i cant wait for the sex tape of these two
She looks like a young older Madonna. Sort of creepy in a freakish odd way.
I adore her, but in a "she's a little TOO perfect" kinda way. I wonder what she's like in real life or if she's really as happy/excited as she always appears on talk shows. She's always like "omigod so and so was SO amazing to work with and like we had SO much fun! hehehe!" I wonder if she goes home and lights up a cigarette and tells her parents to fuck off.
Miz - You're right, she's totally had dental work done!
JeNeSiS 
I hope so! That's funny
MK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! That headline cracked me up!!!!
That was the best MK!
How the fuck did she become star of the year? I hate the little brat. In every interview, she comes across as so phony and rehearsed, like her stage pimp - I mean, parent, is standing offstage mouthing the words along with her.
Three years from now, she'll be suing her parents and bitching about her lack of funds on E! True Hollywood Story.
which one is dakota?
just kidding...she's cute but i don't think tom is that tall..it might be a decoy
Yikes!! Dakota's first on-screen love scene is with a chimp? Call CPS and PETA!
First of all, Michael K, you are hilarious. Secondly, that is the most genuinely happy I've ever seen that little automaton look! She's precious. I hope she doesn't eventually become Mrs. Tom Cruise # 4. Judging be how his picks get progessively younger (Mimi, Nic, Katie...) she's right on schedule.
The monkey is cuter than Dakota.
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im not into that scientology crap, but mission immposible 3 looks really great. some good actors have roles in this movie and if i go to see it, does that make me a
scientist? "LOL"
She creeps me out.
She got her braces off! She looks cute.
She is a fake bitch. Hate her.
This site is great. Calling 9-year-olds fake bitches. hahahahahahahahahahaha
Great now she will be on here tom. saying that not all bitches in Hollywood are fake.
Right after these photos were taken, the monkey jumped on the couch and screeched, "Dakota is AMAZING!"
This was great. You totally nailed it.
Tom Cruise?
I'm getting more of a Colin Farrell vibe.
That's Bubbles.... he was fired from Neverland...he's homeless
That's funny!
JeNeSis. Waaaaaaaaaa! Too funny.
Yeah Neelyo, she's really rehearsed when I watch her. This one's gonna go real far, though. She'll undoubtedly experience the pitfalls of Drew Barrymore...
She probably screams for her "handlers" to get her Southbeach juiceboxes to get her through those press junkets.
And the Oscar for Best Comment goes to...
anonymous:
"i cant wait for the sex tape of these two"
Thank you folks. Exits are in the rear.
DEREK HAIL'S BLOG SUCKS. DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
DEREK...LEAVE YOUR FUCKING SELF-PROMOTING BUSLLSHIT OUTTA HERE.
Dakota's a cutie and very talented. I'm sure she will garner many accolades and awards in her career.
Tom Cruise? I thought it was Michael Jackson.
Tom Cruise? I thought it was Michael Jackson.
M | Homepage | 03.17.06 - 5:10 pm | #
Um, MJ wouldn't get that close to a little girl!
JeNeSiS - That shits funny
Dakota is the greatest!!! long may she reign over the sluts of Hollywood cause she is NOT a stupid, skinny, ugly infested drug Ho.!!!
I like her. She is cute and has an old soul.
Whos know she could be the next hohan
in the picture on the left...she looks pleasantly surprised that the monkey is humping her.
Morticia | 03.17.06 - 3:51 pm | #
LOL!!!!!
ShoWest? That was from AVN - she was promoting her first bestiality film.
Dakota rocks! She's better and more mature than most adult stars in Hollywood.
Maybe Dakota saved Bubbles from the Neverland Ranch and he's so grateful he just wants a hug? Naw, he's humping her.
I think Dakota is cute. I hope she doesn't have insane "stage" parents who will be willing to whore her out. If they will keep an eye on her, protect her money and make good investments for her she might, just might, come out okay. Just keep her away from Cruise and the Church of $, Lohan, Paris, Chestica and Tara Reid. Maybe they could show her pictures of them and say this is what you will NOT become!
Morticia, I see an Oscar in her future too. She's been wearing braces, for almost a year....
Sorry, I meant Nicky, I see an Oscar in her future too....Sorry! UCONN was down by 10, at one point. I got a little flustered! DLISTERS ROCK? Any news regarding Brad/Angie's "wedding"?
ahahahahahahaha! Art imitates life imitates art - check out this editorial cartoon from yesterday.
Bug Spray | 03.17.06 - 4:37 pm | #
langley | 03.17.06 - 4:45 pm | #
dakota is cute and talented....and i think her teeth are real..we just got used to her busted up grill..i think her permanent teeth FINALLY grew in
Hey, I saw this same monkey getting it on with Natalie Portman on another blog. Tom really gets around! He MUST be looking for a new wife.
hi nia!
She looks cute.
Lol at Tom Cruise as a monkey!
Aw, her braces are off. She looks much better!
I remember hearing that Tom C. tried to convert her to Scientology on the War of the World's set, and she turned down the meeting. Heh.
oh my god - that is adorable!
Sheee-itttt! And I thought that Michael Jackson had released Bubbles from his diaper-wearing, now caged, Neverland existance!
That monkey is so cute...
I don't think red suits Dakota and who's the little girl in the blue dress?
She looks different. Different teeth, hair, face. She's had botox!!!!! lol
That monkey is soooooooo dry humping her.
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