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Not only will she feel smarter, Paris will look smarter wearing this, too.
I love the dress. The chapeau looks quite smart.
Ukranians are smart. This outside says "fuck a model and read your favorite book at the same time". Granted, we Americans generally don't like to read, so expect Kimora Lee Simmon's next line to include hamburger hats so you can eat and fuck at the same time, or for the celebutante crowd, hats with lines of coke on them and a straw so u can snort and fuck at the same time. THAT is something we should seriously work on getting patented.
All the sexiest librarians will be sporting this look.
JeNeSiS: I'll take one of those hats with detachable straw, please. I assume it comes with a free gram.
perfect when you're 3 sheets to the wind
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You dumb hooch. What a fucking dumbass head stump!
her mind is obviously an open book
Hilarious. Gives new meaning to the expression "her head is always in a book"
leaf it those Russkies
"paging Isadora Bityourcockoff"
I would have sworn this was a SNL skit. Truth is stranger than fiction.
"Book 'er Dano"
Is this Marissa TOMEay?
MizRo- make it a free 40 bag and it's a deal. Can you imagine:
"ooh yeah baby I'm cumming!"
"stop fuckin moving so much, this powder's getting everywhere!"
I'd have to make some kind of shock-proof shield around it.
Le Chapeau de Livre
I've seen Gwen Stefani wear far worse!
she likes to keep a head of her reading
Instead of an asshat, it's a texthat!
Okay.....next!
I personally think Paris would be such a moron and wear this so she can write down all of her latest f*ck buddie's names....we all know that girl can't possibly keep track of them in her head. Well, now that I take a 2nd look at the size of the book I don't think it's big enough to jot them all down in...maybe just a week's worth!!
dont see the straws. But they're probably for reading between the lines.
I see it's Bring Your Special Ed Student To The Library Day again.
If I weren't so shamelessly addicted to high-end fashion rags I'd totally fucking go apeshit on all these stupid ass designers. I mean, what the fuck? Does anyone really think this looks good?
and it's a "ready to wear" collection so they expect you buy that shit off the rack ... christ, i've been watching too much project runway.
Paris won't go near this dress, after all, that *is* a book on her head...
I'm waiting for the paperback.
St. Pats | Homepage | 03.17.06 - 4:41 pm 
Mouie, I answered you! 
these designers need to lay off the crackpipe.
i wonder what these models think when they have to put this crazy shit on...or do you have to have a lobotomy before you can be a model?
Does this book make my ass look big?
Can I be off topic for a sec?? Check out this link if you think Perez Hilton is the biggest douche bag ever:
http://www.gawker.com/news/perez...lton-
161328.php
Go Gawker! 
Does this make one more, shall we say, book smart? Reading through osmosis?
Books as headwear is the new nip slip.
Dress, yes.
HEADdress, no.
who the fuck is Perez? even after checkin out that link i have no idea.
PerezHilton.com he's just a self-promoting Paris Hilton's-ass kissing loser. IMO
Yeah, who is this 'Perez'anyway?
Mouse..
got it. tks hon!
testing 1-2
Perez - Bwahahahahaha!!!
Perez is an asshat. And an assklown, but ya can't hold that against him. He calls himself Perez Hilton because he's so far up Parisit'e tailpipe and she totally loves it so she gives him gosssip about herself.
Anyone know if Perez tried to spin the E! story about her having the herp?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
Does this book make my ass look big?
EdwardVIII | 03.17.06 - 4:44 pm | #
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I'm lmao!! I can totally hear Parasite saying that !
Look Perez up in this chicks dictionary hat under "poser".
I wonder if Perez really has HIV???? He doesn't bother me too much. I get on his blog every once in a while when it's slow here. Can't stand when he puts up so many pictures of himself...
Sassy, he does? OMG! That's horrible!
In fairness to the asshat, it reads HIV -.
Notice how it says HIV- ....but I bet he has some other form of V.D.
It also reads 7.5 inches...
You know, thinking about Perez's cock makes me want to kill myself, so I'm gonna just leave it at that.
Mousekarooski, how are you my love??
Sassy, he does? OMG! That's horrible!
Mousie | 03.17.06 - 4:58 pm | #
That's what I read on the profile but I hope I read that wrong...
Kel - He caught shit when he was in NY that probably isn't known to mankind yet.
Sassy - Have my adoption papers been finalized yet? I'm so ready to move in with y'all, and start shopping with ya.
Eddie....They should be here this weekend but you can move in anytime..Just let me know when it's good for you, ok???? Your room will be waiting for you!!! 
KeLLKeLL - still reeling from the TomKat thread, thanks! Sht messed with my whiskers. And you?
Eddie - which one of the bedrooms in Sassy's trailer will you take? The one near the head of the one near the greezy kitchen?
Sassy! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Call me, bitch! I wanna talk to your daughter again. She is too cute!
Mouse...You know you want a bedroom in my fucking trailer...Don't lie... Eddie's room is ready for him..
I tried to call you the other day and your answering machine wasn't working for me... 
7.5? Should have been pointed out that's METRIC ... millimeters, not inches.
HAHAHA!
Hey Bug!!! How are you???
I can't wait to see how many drunks are posting tonight!!! I hope to be one of them...
Sassy, that will be too fun, let's all post drunk tonight!
Vodkatinis all around!
Sassy, I don't know why that happened.
I'll join in the drunk posting. My bf has to work tonite. Grrr
Sassy - I'll be your K-Fed!! I know you got the Britney Spears dollars!!
Mouae - We can share, I'll share my bed like MJ.
Jessucka, that sucks, but we'll have fun here drunk tonight!
this model has a huge ass!
Must get liquor on the way home.
Sassy, that will be too fun, let's all post drunk tonight!
Bean | 03.17.06 - 5:17 pm | #
Sounds good to me....Muahahaha but I have to wait for the kids to go to bed. (That's 9:00pm, Central time)
Jess...Sorry your BF has to work. Join us, ok???
Eddie.. We just don't tell my hub, ok???
Mouse...I didn't want you to think I didn't call you back. I think when you called, I returned your call 2 hours later when I got home...
Oh Eddie, I want the side next to the wall.
Sassy - I will be the designated poster tonight if you guys are gonna post toasted!
He is a bouncer in a bar. He will get to see all kinds of fun & crazy shit!
Mouse...That's cool...hehehe!! But I hope I won't be too stupid tonight. Forgive me people if I do but you will understand why...
Bye, hot bitches...Need to go...
Not only will she feel smarter, Paris will look smarter wearing this, too.
LA | Homepage | 03.17.06 - 4:20 pm | #
Paris would only look smarter if Kafka himself came down and hit her in the vagina with a copy of "The Trial."
Foo is in the house!!!!!!!!!!!
See ya tonight Sassy! (Git them yung-uns to bed pronto!!)
See ya tonight Sassy! (Git them yung-uns to bed pronto!!)
Bean | 03.17.06 - 5:30 pm | #
Ok, Bean... I know one of them are going to bed early since they didn't have a long nap!!!
Talk to you hot drunk bitches tonight!!!
Can I be off topic for a sec?? Check out this link if you think Perez Hilton is the biggest douche bag ever:
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Thank YOU JeNeSiS...
It says he is HIV-, however that photo just screams 'petri dish'.
..the rain in Spain..
..falls mainly on the plains...
It's so 'My Fair Lady'
MK, you can totally read Parisite like a book!
Come on , Dovah! Come on, Dovah! MOVE YOUR BLOOMING ASS!
Love the Ukraine. Who doesn't enjoy Ukrainian food - dough wrapped around a potato? See, the asshat is a clever ploy to distract you from the ass.
I looooove Russian food, but love Nutella more!!!!!!
Nutella is the shit. How else are you going to make your morning toast like cake?
For the Paris Hilton version her hat is made out of a bedpan.
I can't believe Tim Gunn from Project Runway criticized Daniel V. for having ugly, home-made purses at his runway show and then some cracked out European designer shows this at Kiev fashion week. Who sets the style barometer, really???
In which thread will the drunk posting occur? I want to take notes for blackmail.
Hey, Bug....Just checking in real quick... Not sure but we can have it at the McDonald's thread.. What do you think??? I think it would be ok to chat and talk about food while being drunk!!! I bet some of the people tonight will have their own special sauce like MK!!!! MUAhahaha!
Thinking about having a drink soon because by the time I get here tonight, alot of you will be drunk!!!
LOL, the old joke about reading a book through osmosis.
okay so we will meet at McDonald's later?! Bug, get your stenographer's notebook ready!
Got it...and my tinfoil hat, just in case Tom Crude shows up and tries to brainwash me with any of that Scientology shite.
To add a wee bit o' Celtic lore for the holiday: I've been to Scotland twice, btw (went to college there for a semester) and shite is the Irish/Scottish way of spelling shit. And they pronounce it with a long "I" as in "shine."
This photo made me laugh!
That designer was stone cold crazy!
I will be ordering mine immediately!
ffleur, you're back! Where have you been?
Hope this is not a Koran or this chick is already blown up by a crazy islamic son of a donkey.
This picture reminds me so much of an old
I Love Lucy rerun (no I'm not THAT old, but I watched the reruns for years!) It's the episode where Lucy and Ethel want one of the new "mod" designer dress and hat ensembles. Ricky and Fred take burlap sacks and lampshades, make some freaking awful ensembles out of them and put them in designer dress and hat boxes and convince the girls they paid a fortune for them. Lucy and Ethel go to lunch in burlap and lampshades and everyone was staring at them. It was about as ridiculous as this book hat.
Well, I doubt a book on Paris' head will make her any much smarter...
i dare someone to purchase this and wear it in public...
I'll just wait for the "movie version" hat to come out .....hehehe
She just likes to look at the pictures.
The dress is hot shit.
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Beautiful dress, Ukrainians have good taste. The hat must come from Russia.
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