Mary J. looks fierce! I LOVE HER!
Chaka's wig looks like that shit on the new Tilex commercial! 
Ok this is weird!
Almost 1st!
That's Mary J?! Is that Chaka Kahn?
Well whoever Chaka is - she must've hit that thing on her head with her car on the way to the function and thrown it up there hoping no one would notice
Tranny's Child.
Chaka looks good. That's how all big girls should dress ::looking at you Aretha::
My favorite song is by Chaka Kahn and Peter Cetera. NEVER KNEW LOVE COULD FEEL LIKE HEAVEN, WAS WATCHING OVER MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I would love to see little Katie get beat within an inch of her life...she irritates the sh*t out of me to no end!
Mk Sell your sisters right leg.
I like, "I feel for you-I think I love you!" (singing...can you tell I'm drining already?!)
anon2 | 03.17.06 - 5:23 pm | #
Shatonka - SING IT, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Bean, I'll fight you to see who gets to hit upside the head with a dead carp!
Katie looks a tad bit uncomfortable standing there.
Fug all around.
MARY'S DRESS AND FUR BOLERO IS MUTHAFUCKIN HOT!
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
Caption: "LOOK AT THIS STUPID LITTLE WHITE GIRL WE CAUGHT RUNNING LOOSE IN THE STREETS!"
I can't stand Katie Couric and that god-awful smile of hers. UGH.
All slimy gums.
WHY THE FUCK DO I LOVE KATIE'S DRESS??
Mousie, we'll take turns holding her down and slapping her upside her head!! Girl's gonna get a beatdown!!
I'll agree Mary looks hot shit and so does Chaka. Katie's dress looks like candy
That's probably why I like it. Candy rocks!
Her dress is fierce.
Chaka decided to wear her fur bolero on her head.
Love Chaka kahn,Chaka Kahn,...
Chaka decided to wear her fur bolero on her head.
Love Chaka kahn,Chaka Kahn,...
katie looks scared to death. she feels like an oreo cookie.
Katie is so doing the clentched teeth 'I am touching 2 black women! OH MY GOD!'
Mary J = flawless.
Work that fur and fuck PETA!
You are probably drawn to shiny, sparkly things, Pagentgal. It was ingrained into you.
Holy Shit, Jessucka, you're right. I think I wore that in at the 1999 Miss Bluegrass Festival pageant. Soooo sparkly!
That Chaka is one scary chick! She looks as short a Katie, yet she looks huge! Big hair, big head, big hooters...WTF??
How else are you gonna work for that crown?
Katie Couric wasn't a pageant chick, but Diana Sawyer was!
She should be hot slut of the day.
Mary's dress is great, don't care for the fur.
Shatonka, I met Peter Cetera once when he came into my store. He was really nice.
Chaka looks like Roseanne in black face! No wonder she scared me!
I love Diane Sawyer, she should most def be a future hot slut.
"One of these these things just doesn’t belong here
And look at that girl
Oh, I just don’t belong here
And look at that girl"
That's by ESTHERO!!
Chaka needs to unleash her horns and bitch-slap Couric with one of them! Couric is soooooo jealous.
You are probably drawn to shiny, sparkly things, Pagentgal. It was ingrained into you.
Jessucka
________________________
Someone once called me a magpie. I wasn't sure what they were talking about. Then they explained that magpies are birds who like to caw and squawk a lot and are drawn to shiny, sparkly objects. Then I thought, "Yep, that's me!"
excuse me, I meant to type "Diane"
Anyway, gotta go drinking! See you all later!
Not a Katie fan at all, but she doesn't look that bad in that pic.
Grietje
Okay, Chaka looks like she's about to take those two bitches behind that set piece and ingest them in one gulp. The thing on her head looks like the creature that attacked Martin, Gina and Pam on the camping trip episode of "Martin"
omg - how much work did chaka have done?!
Chaka looks like she's a fat Tina Turner. Her boobs are gross and the hair?? I don't even know what to say.
Look how much smaller the two make Katie look!! FUNNY. Is Couric "best friends" with everyone?
Jessucka, Katie is wearing a Magpie Dress!
Anon 6:30pm. NOT funny. If you don't tone it down, MOD will be on your ass.
Wow, Bean is a mean drunk. Who knew? ;0
That was admiration, btw, Bean. 
Fuk the haters!!!!
Classic Oreo.
Anon 6:30, That's fucked up. Where is the MOD when you need her??
Someone email the MOD. I would but I know who she is and we do not get along. lol
anon2, it WAS deleted. YAY! Death to haters!
Mouse you know the MOD??
Say good bye to the bad man!
Ohhh I missed something!!! WHAT was the comment??!!! I knew that I should have checked before now!!
Bug Spray, I knew that, a big muahh! to you! 
Eddie, oMG, no! I was only playing. I have no idea who the MOD is! I'm just too lazy to email him/her. Plus, he/she already deleted the comment, so it's all good.
AmyG, it was racist and mean and you wouldn't want to see it. Trust me.
Besides, if I repeat it, MOD will just delete it. Thank God. I say a lot of crap on here but I would never say anything racist.
Chaka's wig could give her the beating of a lifetime? Try Mary J's voice!! 30 seconds of that bullhorn at close range would make Katie explode, thus creating a very colorful pinata. And Chaka would no doubt scarf up all the Katie candy...
Yes, I don't want to hear it if it's really horrible anyway I suppose. I try to be as nice as I can but sometimes the pics are so bad that the celebs deserve it. I am still not racisit in my comments though.
What happened to the person that posted the comment? Are they banned from posting comments now?
AmyG, if you're asking me, my answer is I don't know. What the MOD does is up to him/her and MichaelK. I would suspect that the comment was deleted but that's all. Of course, I talk out my ass constantly, so what the hell do I know?
What did he or she say?????? It can't be that bad can it? I mean I have seen some pretty strange raunchy shit in here!
I thought it was the fat one that didn't belong.
Wow. I finally realized it. Katie Couric looks like she is Courtney Thorne-Smith's shorter, fatter, older sister!!!
Katie Couric is an ass wipe.
I think Katie looks good for her age.
(small voice)
I think Katie looks good for her age.
(small voice)
Hot Shit | 03.17.06 - 8:07 pm |
I so agree. Not that it matters what I think, but she really does. Still learned to dislike her, though.
Maybe Mary J. & Chaka can just hit a High "C" note in each one of her ears & bitch's head will explode.
I mean, I can dream right?
I saw Chaka perform in LA @ Sunset Junction this summer, Mother Turned it the fuck out !!!
How come TOM CRUISE can be referred to as a chimpanzee, but if I say that Chaka and Mary J look like descendants from gorillas and monkeys it gets deleted???
HELLO Its called EVOLUTION- That means ALL homosapiens, not just black people are derived from apes.
How the hell do you single this comment out to be racist and allow things like Oreo, and we're gonna beat this white girl???
You can't be selectively P-C
I still think Katie Couric looks like she is at a celebrity benefit for the zoo!
LOL LOL OMG, funny!
Katie does look good for her age but I think that she's had a lot of help recently from plastic surgery or at least tons of Botox and Restylene.
I still don't really like her!
Anon we dont hate her cuz she is white
we hate on her because she is a fake ass fraud Republikkkan ass kisser & gives a Colgate smile to all the lies & Bushit that has drove this nation into a ditch.
So there.
Actually, Katie is as far left as they come--she obviously HATES Republicans when she interviews them, and has gotten into quite a few snotty exchanges with some of them in her interviews.
Katie used to be cute and she had a "girl next door" kind of personality. I've heard in the past few years, her diva-like behavior has pissed more than just a few people off. I don't think she's a very nice person - she's gotten a little too full of herself.
MOD? Hello?
Mary looks FIERCE!....eventhough i don't do fur..i have to admit she wears it well *sigh*..Katie looks good and Chaka is the only one i know that can get away with THAT HAIR!
Chaka could probably blow her eardrums out at that close range, at the very least!
Love Chaka sooo much. Katie Couric is a dweeb.
Katie Couric has outgrown that stupid flip bob cut of hers. That dress makes her look like a has-been ballroom dancer.
I'll give Katie 10 thousand dollars if she'll just stop smiling for five goddam minutes...
Couric is a titties hanging to your knees , gum showing all gross when you smile , fake , backstabbing poseur drag queen slut douche bag woman wannabe spoiled motherfucker who doesn't deserve the exorbitant and filthy amounts of money she makes. This bitch milked her husbands cancer death for all she could get. He died happy , though , cuz he knew he'd never have to see her naked again.
Oh no!! I love Chaka, but... does she have vitiligo?? There are light spots all over her face. : (
i swear it's chakakhan's hair that does not belong.
hello=smiling on outside but crying on the inside,right!?
Lol.
i didn't know katie c rolled like that...
Sha-sha-Chaka Kahn!
Serious!! She has vitiligo!! She has to, right? Why else would she have all the white splotches!?
Chaka Khan can outsing just about everybody!!!!
I can't stand Katie. Does anyone know if she had a boob job? Looks like it to me..
Hi Sassy! My plans for last night were ruined so I never did get on to post drunk! We went out to a St. Pat's party and got home at about 11, but my 8 year old daughter was sick as a dog, so I spent the evening with her on the couch...I hope you had a fun night!
Bean...Sorry to hear about your daughter. Hope she is feeling better. You did the right thing to be with your daughter last night..
Have a great day...
I think those white splotches are reflections from Katies dress.
that's most likely Chaka's real hair... she always did have a wad-a-head.. love her singing though
And you know Katie Couric is standing there thinking she is the star of the three. She is such a condescending twat I want to grind her face into the pavement and spit on her back. My hate for her knows no bounds. She is rude and thinks she is great. She has those little lines around her lips that smokers get and her lipstick seeps into them. I HATE KATIE. Love the other two.
Chaka Khan...she's only about 112, right? Looking good for an old old old lady. Well done.
On the Katie Couric smokers' lines comment - right!! It was one of the first things I noticed about her.
Chaka splotches look... like splotches, though. Aww, of all people, why'd she end up with vitiligo? Maybe it went away the moment she let go of Katie. But looking at other pictures of her, I noticed that she's got uber-heavy almost DERMABLEND makeup. And the area around her mouth seems a little lighter even then, just not so splotchy. : ( Hope it doesn't get too bad.
Chaka doesn't have vitiligo, that's the reflection from Katie's dress. Chaka looks hot, she's aging gracefully and Mary is breaking the party up with that dress and that fur..work it Mary.
Chaka Khan is the muthafucking real deal. I saw her 2 weeks ago at Lehman college and mama worked that fuckin stage. She sang her tits off! I agree she's aging beautifully! She just turned 53 in March.. And she doesn't have vitiligo...those are her freckles.
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