MK Thanks for starting my day off right. Dane Cook is DELICIOUS!!!
apparently every day is adam levine's birthday
i am so hungover. fuck. why did i have to do it. lord my god. my holy lord god in outerspace.
^^^
HAHAHAHAAHH! ZING!
Dane Cook is one HOT piece of man.
Dane Cook is so fuckin hot...thank you MK!!!!!luuvviinn him.damn what I would do to that man!
Sarah-your picture scares me...I want my Mommy!
yeah baby
i basically woke up in a trashcan. who is this dane cook. i can't see straight. he looks like a mongaloid. thats not how you spell that. i dont care. um, yes so ok he looks hot after all. i was having problems seeing through my glazed over greasy, pillow like eyelids.
oh yeah and he is funny as fuck,too
Dane Cook funny and yummy at the same time, yea baby!
i like my men funny. funny as fuck does not hurt a thing. i would lay across him and caress him with a feather. right after sticking my lubed finger in his puckered hole.
that was sick. sorry. god my breath smells like 12 brown holes.
dane cook where are you to scrub my mouth of these 12 brown holes i was tongue porking last night in my sleep.
He looks gay.
gross i just found a piece of garbage in my bed. it must have been stuck to my jacket when i crawled home this morning from the dumpster. it looks like a wodded up brown used miniature diaper. like what a small doll would wear but with what appears to be fecal matter on it.
oh well. at least i can look at this hot mans face and day dream about tea bagging.
you look gay motherfucking big toe. and i like you so lets get our fuck on now. right away. the sooner the better please? the answer is YES. actually- no. i am too fuckin stenchy right now and feel like vomiting. so later. lets do it later. raincheck please ok? ok.
actually never. never will we get our fuck on. i dont like to fuck after all. i am anti-fuck mode now. so just leave me alone.
time for a nap. goodnight.
Sarah your avatar is cracking me up! 
another hot guy
...but i still want more posts MK
I heard from someone that when Irene Cara was on tour with JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, she invited one of her male co-stars to her hotel room to "see her monkey." Eewww.
It's my birthday too!
Happy B-Day Baby J
Happy Birthday Baby J!!!!!
Oh fuck yah MK, dane cook is soooooo pretty. More pics please!!!!
Thank you
Meth Cook totally wants to sleep with me. I would hit it.
MMMMMMM.....
dane cook has to be the sexiest male comedian
LOVE LOVE LOVE Dane Cook!
AAAAAAHHHH! Goddamn, Dane Cook is HOT.
maria carey, dear God, what did you do last night? Do you even remember? I'm glad you got home safely - garbage, brown holes, shitty diaper and all.
ooh dane cook, best standup ever
Shit, I thought that was Ricky Martin at first.
Is that wrong?
He's funny. Anyone see him on SNL?
When I look at Dane Cook he sometimes makes me think of Ben Afleck (sp)? also Ashton Kutchner (sp)again! horrible with names...
I just wanna dance!
Can I have the pickles?
Ashton Kutcher?!?
...Affleck I can understand.
But Kutcher?
Jesus, Dane isn't ugly.
He reminds me Ryan Reynolds, to be honest.
Dane Cook looks like he pissed his pants in that picture.
OMG ROFL mints, he does have kutcher-esque features...
cooks a hot-ass comedian, thats for damn sure; he was great on snl and looks good for 34...happy b-day baby, we should have pics of him in his birthday suit
Eeeew, Ashton Kutcher??? Thank god he looks nothing like him. Dane Cook is hot and fucking funny. Love everyone else on the list. Yeah, even you Irene Caraballo.
He's from my hometown, and has always been funny as HELL. Doesn't hurt that he's superfucking hot AND nice (don't tell anyone).
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