COCAINE LACED DICK!? HAHAHA I HEART MK!
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WIRE HANGERS??!!
Wasn't she recently on some show like American Idol, but for actors? And she'd critique their acting or something? I thought I saw her on a talk show promoting it. Perhaps I'm insane. It would suck though, for everyone to only ever talk about Mommy Dearest. But, she was great in it 
She's making it 'negative'. She needs to embrace it 
i remember reading about this on Page Six. She was mad at the way a writer depicted her in a book...i don't remember the entire story.
i love me some Faye Dunaway, but it's no secret that she's a bitch of the first order.
This tape is the shit! LMAO! If it weren't so long I"d make it my outgoing message.
She looks like Pete Burns
Noooo moooore wiiiire haaaangers!!!!! Lol, I LOVE that movie. Definitly a classic.
marlon brando
Who tacked that bullshit on at the end?
Ruins the COMEDY GOLD.
If this bitch is under the impression that she did anything better than Mommie Dearest well then she's just fucking loonier than I thought she was ten minutes ago.
Best line in Mommie Dearest:
"I should have known you'd know where to find the boys... AND THE BOOZE!"
Man she's long winded.
You can just envision the person getting this message rolling his eyes. I know I did.... 
naughtyvoyeur...the show was called the starlet and only ran one season. it sucked pertty bad and seemed like it was fixed or something 'cause the chick that won (over the 2nd place girl who truley deserved to win)sucked shit which is probably the reason we haven't seen her since.
I love Faye Dunaway but boy she needs to inhale.
She's been pulled a little too tight. Hell, Crawford looked better when she was Dunaway's age.
Yeah i saw this already at I Love Lamp. Shes crazy!
What about Barfly with Mickey Rourke she was awesome in that.
I've seen Mommy Dearest and I will definitely say much better in Barfly.
Sorry MsAstro the best line in Mommie Dearest is:
"When I asked you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it."
followed by:
"Tina, bring me the axe!"
So, Faye's a crazy bitch? Now we have unequivocable proof. I love the woman, love the work but me thinks that EdwardVIII is right; she's been pulled a little too tight. And Francine's comment that she looks like Pete Burns? LMFAO
Gosh, even without the face mask and the screaming "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS" she doesn't look even the least bit less crazy and threatening. I want my Mommy!
"...this tape is more precious to me than a cocaine laced dick is to Tara Reid."
Lahoma00, you so crazy!
Didn't Faye play Cybill Shepperd's mother in some sitcom a few years ago.... I'm gonna have to google that one...
People forget ChinaTown, Bonnie & Clyde , Network & Eyes of Laura Mars to just have a giggle over Mommie Dearest one more time, Im sure she gets sick of it. That film kinda ruined her career, never had a major hit after that, & she was still in Crawford mode in SuperGirl so fuckin genius & insane simultaneously
But yeah, Ive had more than one person in LA tell me what a monster she is.
Bette Davis went on Johnny Carson in the 70's when they did a TV movie together swearing to God she would never ever work with her again.
Pretty funny she ended up playing Crawford given the longstanding feud between those 2.
Lahoma - This is great shit!!
OMG that is awesome. I heard that she has a pee fetish. Ive encountered a handful of times and, while she has never urinated in my presence, she has always been VERY MEAN!
Whew! Take a breath!!!
She was hot in Network and The Eyes of Laura Mars. I thought it was a given she was nuts just by looking at the types of roles she's chosen to play.
You can always tell what actors are really like that way.
PETE BURNS!!! She looks like freakin' Pete Burns.
She is woman; hear her Rawr! She knows of which she speaks.. this is not gossip but fact! eep
I think she is too much like Joan Crawford to call what she did in Mommie Dearest acting. They couldn't look or act more alike if they were sisters! Both of these bitches were/are narcissistic and batshit crazy!
This was on datalounge and faded youth weeks ago. The way you say it ("Dlisted has managed to get its hands on a hot property") makes it sound so exclusive. LOL
I had my 8year old daughter watch"Mommie Dearest"and I told her if she misbehaves I will send her to the lady in the movie.I know that is really horrible but it works.I'm mean.
Well, as an expert in "Crazy Bitches". I can say that yes, Faye Dunaway was, and continues to be a Crazy Bitch.
Who gives a shit Tina. No one cares about Arasto and his shitty blog or who scooped this story first.
Oh yea,Barfly was a great flick.
Heres the dlisted marlon brando mommie dearest remixed version of Faye Done-Away-With's ramblings...Ive uploaded it to yousendit.com - its only 300kb...
DOWNLOAD BITCHES! ITS HILARIOUS!
heres the link:
http://s58.yousendit.com/d.aspx?
...QY2L2ODH9O0ED7E
So I had to research this to make sure I knew exactly what this bitch is yelling about .
She sued Andrew Lloyd Webber over being fired from the role of Norma Desmond in the LA production of "Sunset Blvd." musical for 6 million & eventually settled out of court like 2 mill in 1994
Terry O'Neill is one of her ex-husbands a photographer for the Brit Tabloids that she met @ the 1977 Oscars. They divorced & had a son together.
She was also married to Peter Wolf the lead singer of The J. Geils Band in the 70's
Her reputation for being difficult was cemented when Jack Nicholson nicknamed her "Dread" during the filming of ChinaTown.
Joan Crawford was asked in the 1960's who she wanted to play her if a movie was ever made of her life & she said "I think Faye Dunaway is the only person that has the class & taste to be a star that could play me"
the Brando Movie with her & Johnny Depp is "Don Juan DeMarco"
fuck I love this crazy bitch, even to be cussed out by her is an honour!
"CLEEEN UP THIS MESSS!!!!"
i don't understand her hatred for greated role ever, Mommy Dearest....but i agree this is more amazing than a coke laced dick is to tara reid, but just barely.....
lylelyle | 03.20.06 - 7:36 pm |
You Figure it Out !!! | 03.20.06 - 9:37 pm |
You guys kill me... only true fans of Mommie Dearest would know those fabulous lines...including these:
"If she doesn't like you, she can make you disappear!"
and
"Don't FUCK with me FELLAS!!!!"
one of my favorite lines btw is.."i'm not mad at you, i'm mad at the dirt!" why didn't she win an oscar for this movie....why?
Tina, eat your food! Eat some ham!
Thing of it is , for us, its haaa haaa insane bat shit funny .
For her, it basically killed her career, the old timers in H'wood hated her potrayl of Joan Crawford ( nobody likes a tattletale ,right) and the new school really saw just how crazy she was.
Im sure she is tired of being remembered for that instead of Network , (for which she won an Oscar) Bonnie & Clyde or ChinaTown or even Little Big Man with Dustin Hoffman all great films.
But shit man, I love Mommie Dearest, I can watch it over & over & never tire of it.
I saw Christina Crawford speak @ Town Hall a few years back & if you have read her book you know that film version bears little resemeblance. She even tried to buy the movie rights back when someone @ Paramount broke protocol & sent her a copy of the script . she BEGGGED them not to make that movie. In the book you can actually feel sympathy for Christina , in the movie , you cant stop laffing .
but yeah, I agree, she deserves an Oscar for her portrayl of Joan. I wish there was a sequel to MD or Faye gets hired to remake Mildred Pierce or Johnny Guitar, I love seeing her as Joan.
"We have to look GOOD for Pep-SI Co-La!!
More quotes
"Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall & put a window where it OUGHT to be!"
This aint my first time @ the rodeo, Ive fought worse monsters than you in H'wood for years & I know how to win the HARD way!"
"Something Good HAD to rub off"
and my all time fave
"BARBRA PLEASE!!!! PLEASE BARBRA!"
BTW the woman that plays Barbara Bennett from Redbook is Jocelyn Brando , sister to Marlon Brando who passed away in Nov of 2005.
I just saw Network over the weekend, and this pretty much cemented the fact that she was not acting in that film, but being merely herself. And what a hot bitch she is, she was just fucking awesome in that movie but she always had awful teeth. It looked likes she brushes them with a toilet brush.
You know...I was thinking...rather than fight the whole Mommie Dearest thing, why doesn't she embrace it? When she's dead and gone, Oscar or not, it's going to be the MAIN thing she's remembered for... She might as well start revelling in it now and hit the autograph show circuit with it. No one wants to hear about her "brilliant" work with Brando or Depp. No one ultimately will care that she won an Oscar or has an alleged pee fetish. All they will remember is that she was MOMMIE FREAKIN' DEAREST (and good at it!) and showed off the first of many facelifts in 2 or 3 episodes of some stinky sitcome with Robert Urich.
How many times did she mention Brando? Six? What about all the other shit she's done? And she's not too bright to leave that kind of a message on a recorder.
She was the bomb in "Bonnie and Clyde"
This is Hot. Lahoma, I love you.
she's the bitch from Alias!
faye dun(GON')away a looooong time ago...she doesn't mean to be a bitch, she just plays one on screen...MOMMY WHAT?
I loved her in 'Barfly'
NOTHING WAS BETTER THEN MOMMIE DEAREST! I STILL LIVE BY IT.
bitch has got a point, word! back off, negative mofo's, or i bus a cap in yo ass
Okay, I am a bit lost. What Costa Rica movie was she in?
God, that was just briliiant. Absolutely brilliant!! I could have listend to that diatribe for hours on end. If only comedy in most movies was this good...
That rant reminded so much of some of the old Hollywood scripts from the movies I watch on Turner Classic Movies. She sounded like she was rehearsing her lines for a bitchy/comedic part in a movie! Oh, the drama and insanity of it - love it!
I get her point. I don't blame her for those remarks, and furthermore, at least her language wasn't foul, unlike so many folks these days! She's right about everything she said. I would have probaly done the same thing in her shoes.
Thanks for all the background, YouFigureItOut!
And this? "Her reputation for being difficult was cemented when Jack Nicholson nicknamed her "Dread" during the filming of ChinaTown." makes my fucking day.
I hate to hand it to the bitch, but she was great in Chinatown and Network. I had a friend who was a hostess at an L.A. restaurant and they called her 'She-Beast'. My friend still calls her that to this day.
They shared the same dry-cleaner and She-Beast caused such a scene everytime she went in there that my friend would turn around and walk out if she realized she'd have to wait in line with She-Beast.
That tape is the shit, hopefully MK won't be forced to remove it.
Hey as far as great actors go-- she's one of them. But her nastay and uber bitch Diva attitude makes me want to throw a drink in her face and watch the reaction. Then once the real screaming started , I'd slap her in the face with all my might and rip her dress off , have my date hold her while I piss on her face. Wonder what the bond's going to be?
Oh My God! I f*cking LOVE Faye Dunaway! Always have, and, I say, Faye, be as much of a she-beast as you want (just be kind to the "little" people, don't be hating on them!)...
Faye Dunaway... didn't that bitch work with Brando?
Pffft... she should be "dunaway" with.
Boom boom.
She's the biggest douche bag around. She spent some time in Boston, where I live, a number of years ago and people still talk about what a crazy bitch she is. And we are home to the Kennedys...the creators of "don't you know who I am?". But Doucheaway has even bested them with that line and attitude. It must be so hard being such a miserable (insert your own word).
She knows she'll never be as gorgeous as she was in as Bonnie and Clyde. Or as fab.
Honey, her career highlights were 'Bonnie and Clyde', 'Chinatown', and an OSCAR win for 'Network', three of the best films ever made.
You are occasionally funny, but you miss your mark when you try to trash Faye's resume. She is a world class bitch, but that has NOTHING to do with her work. She will be remembered as one of America's greatest actresses. The general public remembers her from those films. Only trashy drag queens and pop knowledge twinks know Dunaway for 'Mommie Dearest'.
You're way too obvious on this one, and not impressive.
Next.
*hands on hip*
Cassandra-
"So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!!"
So am I the only one who remembers and loved Three Days of the Condor? Faye, Robert Redford, John Houseman... Sydney Pollack!
Anyway, she's still a crazy bitch, there's no denying that.
I cant stop listening to this nutter.
I love her pronunciation what about the "Coatsa Ritsan" (Costa Rican movie "Don Juan DeMarco w/ Depp & Brando)that I did?
"It's like an obsession for you "
Why cant you be obsessed about positive things?
Faye, we are obsessed with Mommie Dearest !! and YES it IS a positive thing!
I bet if she was offered to do a remake of any Crawford Film bitch would JUMP @ the chance.
please Hollywood we all know you are obsessed with remakes & sequels we know you have your mind on far more important things like Herpes outbreaks ,botox, facelifts, cocaine ssniffin & shameless whoring & cash sucking to the lowest common ddenominator to come up with any original ideas so PLEASE I beg you ,let Faye star in remakes of "Mildred Pierce", Johnny Guitar, Queen Bee, & "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane'. Give us what we REALLY want for a change.
Faye & lets say Jessica Lange,Sally Field, Joan Collins, or any other mature actresses would be perfect for a "Baby Jane' remake.
"Your nothing but a rotten , crooked lawyer, supplying the grease that makes this shitty moive business run ".
"Why must EVERYTHING be a CON-test?"
OMG kikichanel conspiracy
Your friend would walk outta the dry cleaners if she realized she would have to wait in line with 'she beast"
OM F'ing God !
I would have savoured hearing her have a meltdown on some poor lady @ the dry cleaners.
In fact I would have gotten my mobile phone out , dialed my voicemail to record , pretended I was talking to someone & recorded every word she said!!!
I mean I love Faye so much to even be cussed out by her would have been an honour, hell I would expect nothing less.
Celebrity watchers everywhere, the next time Faye is going full metal Crawford on someone , I beg you to do this, record her ass with your mobile phone!!!
MK you should repost this every day until you are forced to take it down , this is better than anything on the radio today!
..."And DAMNIT, Perrino's is MY Place!!"
Hauling me over to Mayers table like some cheap starlet.....if you'd had waited for me like you were supposed to do!
when you were young that made you look sexy... now it only makes you look drunk
BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE OF YOU FANNZZZZZ!!!!!
Faye Dunaway is an old school Hollywood diva bitch. You know if Naomi Campbell even thought about clocking her with a cell phone, Faye would rip Naomi's spindly arm out of its socket and beat that ho down with the bloody stump. It is good to still have someone the children can look up to in Hollywood.
Seriously, I love this bitch!
That woman is on a rant...Terry ONeill she mentions was her 1st husband who fucked her over quite a bit it seems and she was in a play for Andrew Lloyd Webber and the shit hit the fan between them and I think he fired her ass from Broadway and she is still PISSED off about it.She is angry the reporter is only focused on that! I would be toooo! Its good stuff...I'd ask her how Warren Beatty was in the sack during Bonnie and Clyde!
OMG, I'm gonna seriously get fired for gagging out loud over these comments..this is the funniest post ever!!!! Faye Dunaway is 2 kinds of crazy but she's a damn good actress. In Mommie Dearest she's all shoulder pads and eyebrows. OMG that image of her storming into the Pepsi boardroom keeps popping into my head.....I gotta go into the ladies room to get myself together bwahahahaha. She was hot in Bonnie and Clyde though.
hahahahaha!!!! i couldnt stop laughing at MK's "coke laced dick is to tara reid" !!!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!
"Is this an institution of learning or a teenage BROTHEL!?"
"You dontknow what hard feelings are, until I come out publicly against your product, then we'll SEE how much you sell".
"Its a sword....it cuts both ways"
"This is apAHHHLING"
"Barbara Please!!" Please Barbara!"
God I could go on for all eternity.
I live for this shit!
MOre Dunaway meltdowns MK , please Im Begging.
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another great line from mommie dearest is..."that's right leave it to you to know where the boys and booze are"...and when she she was "resting" and kids had the nerve play out side. she rips open the window and yells, "christina, christopher, dammit!"
Sass.....Sassy!!(cough, cough)chasing you all over this blog (pant, cough)
Hi!
Anyone else notice MK didn't post it??
The actress is trying to find Peggy Lee. ( Ms.Lee sings "Lover" in "The Jazz Singer" 1953.)
Well, I have to say I am not surprised by this, but the depth of Faye's insecurity baffles me, because I honestly feel she is one of the most talented actresses to ever hit it big in Hollywood. She's worked with everyone who's anyone, and has held her own with the top leading men in her field. However....I had my own run in with her during a Robert McKee "Story" seminar here in NY. I arrived late on the first day, and had to sit in the balcony, right behind a pole, that left me unable to see McKee, or even the stage, without craning my neck. While angling for a better view, I noticed a woman in the sixth row, doing double time with her glasses, taking them on and off, pullng stuff out of her bag, tossing her hair back and forth and pulling it into a bun, and then dropping it back down. The figure looked familiar but I couldn't quite place it. Then it dawned on me, "Is that Faye Dunaway?" just as I had the thought, she turned, looked right up at me, saw that I was figuring out who she was, and then gave me the evil eye. For the next 20 minutes, I avoided eye contact with her, looking on the other side of the pole, but could see her with my periphial vision staring at me. She was so pre-occupied on me, that she failed to notice or hear that McKee was spending nearly 15 minutes discussing "Chinatown" and what a great film it was. Went totally over her head. During the break, she flew into a snit, where I and everyone else could see her and complained to staffers of the event, and took a seat above the rest of the class, in a folding chair by herself. That night I went home and read the latest "Movieline" that had come out. They had an interview with Faye that was done at a restaurant in Beverly Hills. When Faye arrived, she commented to the reporter about Puff Daddy. He had just arrived with an entourage of about 15 people, and she said, "Do you think he has everyone's attention now with that entrance? I mean really..." I couldn't believe the irony of what I was reading versus what I had just witnessed earlier that day.
Whoever made the comment that one of Crawford's films should be re-done with her in the lead, I don't think this is a bad idea. I do think she needs to embrace "Mommie Dearest" - because many, many actors site her full commitment to the role, and few actors have what it would take to pull that role off, convincingly. Pull it together Faye, and learn to laugh, it's not so tragic!
I work for that fucking bitch and she is a crazy and i dont know but she is somehow stuck in the 1950's & 1960's because she wants the whole world to revolve around her and she also has alot of money and when she hires you the first day that you work for her you want to quit RIGHT away! and you know why i'll tell you why because she's a MANIAC and she treats everyone that works for her like slaves. HEY HEY FUCKING BITCH COME BACK TO LIFE IT'S 2007 already NOT the 1960's. WATCH OUT GUYS FOM THE MANIAC.........SHE'S ON THE LOOSE AND IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE ZOO +WAIT THEY DON'T EVEN WAN'T HER THERE EVEN THE LIONS ARE AFRAID OF HER+
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