Snort.
his like 13 year old daughter is bigger than him.
hahahahaha, MK, you're my fave comedian!
Oh, and, is his daughter a giant?
she is SOOOOOo taller than him! LOL
In the 3rd picture he looks real creepy.
TOM CRUISE IS A STUMPY CRAZY HOMO IN DENIAL AND NEEDS HIS TINY BALLS CHOPPED OFF SO HE CAN'T CREATE ANY MORE FUG ALIENS!!!!
"Tell anyone that she isn't pregnant and you're dead."
All fucked up.
Oh, and, is his daughter a giant?
nics | 03.21.06 - 4:29 pm | #
no, she's normal-sized.
is his whole personal life staged? where the hell is Nicole?
No nics - Tom's just a midget !!!!!
Why is he always controlling (holding) people when he shows affection...fake bastard!
i bet $50 she could kick the shit out ofhis theitian ass, damn i bet her biological parents never thought she'd be raised by xenu and co.
He is a friggen freak. I feel dirty when I look at pictures of him. The very little amount of defense for him....she is on a seat bleacher, and he's on the floor part.
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOM HAS ME TRAPPED IN THE MOTHERSHIP AND HE'S COMING AT ME WITH A BUTTER KNIFE TO GET OUR ALIEN OUT OF ME!
tom cruise looks unbalanced.holy shit i bet he has a small pecker to match his tiny body.
Is that a fifth of whiskey in the brown paper bag? That's what she needs to get through a hug with the Gay Dwarf Midget.
That poor fucking kid. She's just a prop in his fucked up schenanigans.
His poor daughter... He is soooo fucking weird and to think I had a crush on him once!!! 
Oh dear. He wants photos with the rent-a-kid again.
Will someone explain to me if Nicole Kidman is ever around her kids? Their kids seem to participate in every damn sport there is, you think she could attend at least one. But where is Nicole, does Tom prevent her from seeing her kids or do photographers not give a shit?
Is it true that Verne Troyer (Mini Me)is his body double in MI3?
Tiny Tom sure is King of Midged Ville...
On the other Hand, the Hoody + Sun glasses totaly give him the creepy Molester-Vibe like there''s no tomorrow.
Is that Booz in that bag?
How much would it suck to be photographed through puberty. I know I destoyed all pictures taken from 12-17.
Maybe they have some kind of parental arrangement like Michael Jackson and his babies Mama.
Why is Nicole never at any of these games? Does she have any contact with her children?
I'm with you Jay....why isnt Nicole ever photographed around her kids,it seems like she doesnt have full custody,they live with Him and his freaky ass Kate
What's creepy is how it looks like he's FORCING HER HEAD onto his shoulders. Eeek.
I'm not a Nicole apologist or anything, but perhaps Nicole doesn't arrange for a photographer to document her time with her kids like their other parent does!
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOM HAS ME TRAPPED IN THE MOTHERSHIP AND HE'S COMING AT ME WITH A BUTTER KNIFE TO GET OUR ALIEN OUT OF ME!
Katie Holmes | 03.21.06 - 4:33 pm | #
Someone help this girl.
How much would it suck to be photographed through puberty. I know I destroyed all pictures taken from 12-17.
Baby J | Homepage | 03.21.06 - 4:37 pm | #
LMAO, I hear ya! My Mom has this one pic of me when I was like 11. She just adores it, but EWWWW!!! There I am sitting at my kitchen table in a pink jogging suit (that I hated!), doing my homework. I had really short hair, almost boyish, and not even a hint of boobs! I looked like shit. I hate that picture. And yet my Mom proudly displays the god damn thing for all to see!!!!!
I was so fug until I hit 14.
The kid is probably embarrassed that daddy is kissing her in public... especially since she's taller than him.
LOL!
My personal encounter with Tom Cruise circa 1986. It was St. Patrick's Day. He was at a restaurant with Emilio Estevez (guess that means he's gay too). They were acting really weird. Totally immature. Like high school boys. Huddled close in conversation - snickering like they were saying "hope no one recognizes us". Twenty years ago I thought Tom was odd and he's proven that he's only gotten weirder and weirder...
he suffers from short man syndrome
I thought that was Katie at first.
she obviously gets her amazonian genes from her mother
he suffers from short man syndrome
Mike Hunt | 03.21.06 - 4:42 pm | #
AKA "Napoleon Complex"
To be fair (somewhat) she is standing on the seat so that's why she seems so much taller.
I looked at these pics and I really HATE Tom but Isabella is smiling. If he repulsed HER as bad as he repulses US, she wouldn't be smiling.
Even though I know he does it just for publicity, at least she feels loved.
Sassy I used to find him attractive too! And he still does have his good looks, only his wierdness outshines it now.
I heard he rented a water park in the LA area for 5 hours so he and his kids could enjoy the park alone. It cost him something like $16,000 for the afternoon. How boring that would be for the kids... half the fun at a waterpark is the other kids screaming and having fun!!! He also did that for his kids so they could race go-carts for a day.... in seclusion. Poor things.
Where the hell is Nicole for all these games??
The body language is shocking. The poor girl isn't into it at all!
His poor daughter... He is soooo fucking weird and to think I had a crush on him once!!!
Sassy Ass!!!!!
Katie once had a crush on him too Sassy and look what happened to her.
She's holding a fucking barf bag. I would be too if he tried to hug me.
I would barf too if he came at me with those butthole lips like in the 3rd pic.
She looks uncomfortable. This month's check must be late.
I would barf too if he came at me with those butthole lips like in the 3rd pic.
anon2 | 03.21.06 - 4:49 pm | #
LMAO @ "butthole lips"!!
He totally hugs his daughter the same way he hugs his girlfriend. And thats creepy!
LA, you are absolutely correct. Other famous parents attend their children's events, but don't make a 'show' of it.
Why is Nicole never at any of their games? She's a piss poor mom, I believe the nanny who sd she was cold and distant with the children.
Confession, I too once had a crush on him. I remember I was so jealous of Rebecca DeMorney (yep, I'm old!). My mom and sister both thought I was totally retarded, they were repelled by him from day one (and to think, I thought I was the smart one in the family!)...
Shell aka Mrs. Trent Reznor | 03.21.06 - 4:44 pm |
Of course the kids can't have fun - they're being raised in Scientology. Plus, renting out the water park ensures there are no non-Scientology people around. They have to restirct or cut off contact with non-scientologists, especially "suppressed persons".
Or she could be a 13 year old totally embarassed by her dad. Like every 13 year old.
They are on bleachers and she is up one higher than him... although, he is probably is shorter anyway. 
Her feet are aligned about mid-calf of his legs in the first pic. She's standing at a higher elevation, though still prolly taller.
I'm hoping that Nicole has private contact with the kids, and hasn't just given them over completely to the asshat...
He is so creepy. The stupid ear to ear smiles on his face. Like a mad scientist. Gross.
Oh my gosh,
she is bigger than him!
She's not into it at all.
I'm not a Nicole apologist or anything, but perhaps Nicole doesn't arrange for a photographer to document her time with her kids like their other parent does!
LA | Homepage | 03.21.06 - 4:40 pm | #
Exactly! Real parenting is done in private.
Why is he grabbing her head?? Poor girl!
These pictures make me really uncomfortable...Isabella looks totally embarrassed and Tom looks like a great big fake, as usual.
I think that Nicole is just way more low key with the children.
my god, it kills me to see a guy who used to be so frikkin hot, go down the tubes like that, all because of a cult!
Emilio Estevez is shorter than Tom Cruise. They grow them small in Hollywood and weird)!
Does anyone else think there is a creepy resemblance between her and Katie??
Second pic down:
*whispers* Help me!!*whispers*
Damn I see Isabella writing tell all book about her cracked out Dad, and fake step-mom/alien carrier vessel.
After reading that Rolling Stone story about Scientology that someone posted on here a few days back, I am not surprised at not seeing a lot of Nicole with the kids. The Church shuts out people who leave and are even worse to those who speak out against them after they leave. The Church is very against their members having regular contact with non-Scientologists and ex-Scientologists.
dude her daughter is such a man
Tom doesn't arrange for photographers. It's called the paparazzi and they follow him everywhere. Nicole does not see her kids. I don't care if it is because of Scientology she should be fighting LIKE HELL to see those children. Fuck Hollywood, Scientology, Keith Urban - THERE IS NO EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's not a giant. She's normal sized. He's the Lilliputian.
I hope this girl spills the beans on this sad excuse for an adoptive father one day. Ewww.
To be fair (somewhat) she is standing on the seat so that's why she seems so much taller.
Noodles | 03.21.06 - 4:44 pm | #
I'm not a Tom Cruise apologist or anything, but Noodles is right...
That looks like one of those whiskey bottles in a bag that you see people drinking on corners. Well, the corners where I live. I should know, I hang on those corners.. and that's whiskey.
She is adopted so she cannot be an Amazone like her mother. Obvisouly there was no mother bonding in early life...
A girl needs a mother. I hope she has a good nanny.
Where are you Nicole?!?!?!?
you know he's thinking "how can i make her seem shorter than me...by xenu, i've got it!!" cuz you know he totally has a napolean complex...he prolly resents her for being taller than him at such a young age...
the look on isabelle's face says more than she'll ever be allowed to say...
Bwahahahahaha!! In the 3rd one you can almost hear her straining to be released. "Um...Dad? Um, can I stand up?"
is she having a panic attack or throwing up?? Either way, bet you bottom dollar that Tom hand on her are the cause.........
Why does he have his butt in Katie Holmes face?
EWW FUG
MK- this should so be a caption it contest.
Psst... aWkward
One of your funniest captions ever! She won't get to ride shotgun on the mothership!
What a freak. He's got her in a fucking head lock!
Can't wait to read the book she's gonna write. Actually, no... I can wait.
Dont look in the BAG!!!!
Geez, I wonder if Tom made his children sign confidentiality contracts too????
I bet he's wispering "I will take your soul just like I took Katies, do you understand?"
Is Nicole not a part of their lives? Are these just his kids now?
Tom's daughter is FUG
Insiders say the woman who so desperately wants a baby (and recently aborted one according to Ted Casablanca) hasn't seen Connor or Isabella since early last summer. She's been too busy having botox injections and arranging for paparazzi to get pictures of her and Keith-- when Keith isn't manslutting around with anything in a skirt.
She looks distinctly uncomfortable, but kids that age always hate PDA's from their parents. Especially when said parent is a pompous fucking batshit crazy midget Scientologist whom the entire world is starting to loathe en masse.
In Tom's defense they are standing on bleachers on which Isabella is standing on the higher seat!
And Fuck giving Nicole Kidman any credit. We see her arse in the press with Grungy Keith Urban enough. Why not with her kids?
seriously, that's embarrassing to look at. how could a hug with your own kid look that weird and uncomfortable?? UGH. fuckin wacko.
She is holding a bag of dog poo and is about to light it on fire so daddy can stomp it out.
Gawd - he is a freak.
He has a nice butt though [holdin' head in shame]
After all these games, I am glad to see he actually talks to his kids at them. I just thought they were public bump updates.
Do they know their moms nicole kidman? I never see them together. You know his daughter is so gonna be a lesbian when she' s older. LMAo
And Fuck giving Nicole Kidman any credit. We see her arse in the press with Grungy Keith Urban enough. Why not with her kids?
spitts | 03.21.06 - 6:03 pm | #
My thoughts exactly, spitts.
Those shots give me the creeps. I used to think Tom Cruise was sexy, now I see he's a weirdo, he scares me. The whole Scientology bullshit is scary. I can't believe so many people in hollywood are interested in that crap.
You know he and Nicole must have bought those kids from some poor single Scientologist. The "Church" probably forced some girl to breed for them. I feel terribly sorry for them.
His ex had an abortion, according to ted casablanca?
There you have it. Nicole is able to be impregnated. Tom had all those years to accomplish it.
A German magazine played it up that he was sterile. And he sued. He has sued young, male individuals who claimed he had had sex with them; as well as the press for implying he's gay.
Hey dumbas....people.....whens the last time a teenag daughter ACTUAL wanted to hug her father in public???
being a young man myself..i can tell you..from what ive seen and heard..and from a male perspective.....NEVER!!
This isnt 7th Heaven..his daughter is normal..hes a normal dad who wants to be closer than the child wants....
HOW ABOUT SOME REAL NEWS!
Nicole and Tom are divorced. Most divorced parents DO NOT attend the same events with their kids unless they're super close, which is clearly not the case here. Tom would not want Nicole to steal his thunder--he's all about proving that a)he's hetero and b)a good father. Many celebrities have very odd parenting arrangements where their kids take turns living with each parent for weeks or even months at the time.. Sharon Stone has her son every other year. None of that means that Nicole is a bad mother, I've seen pix of her with the kids at various events and on vacation. Seems to me like some people here are actually buying Tommy's crap ("I'm a great Dad and Nicole is a horrible mother"), just because he'll never waste a photo-op, even if it means embarrasing his kids. I don't know a teen who would want their parents/stepparents make out at their sporting events.
fuckin' fug hug...
I don't think she's standing on a seat.
And how low of him to use his children for photo-ops. Homophobic little prick.
Hey Shaft,
www.cnn.com
How old is his daughter? Is she adopted, too? Looks like she's already taller than he is.
It looks like he's going to crack her head like a walnut in the second pic.
LMAO shotgun on the mothership lol
I was thinking the same thing after reading that Rolling Stone article. I bet the reason she doesn't see so much of the kids is because she is not a Scientologist. They do shut any family members out who aren't involved in that cult. And his daughter looks VERY uncomfortable in the pics.
I don't think ted was referring to nicole when he made that reference last week. I think he was referring to chestica.
The first photo is quite scary looking. Note his demonic smile as he uses all his evil Scientogic force to forcefully pull Isabella's head towards him.
This man is downright terrorizing.
Notice how Isabella avoids looking into his eyes...
He is just about the most narcissitc, egomanical, plastic, fake, me me me me human being on the planet earth! I always thought he was a phoney, but it's really getting bad, and what's really crazy is "he knows it and doesn't care what anyone says/thinks about it". Poor kids.
This really should be a caption this photo because you all are cracking me up
Tell Viacom what ya'll will be doing instead of watching MI 3
Some good ones on there. LOL!
http://www.petitionspot.com/peti...petitions/
nomi3
This must be the day for confessions. I totally had a crush on him, when he was in TOPGUN!!!! Yes, I'm that old too...Remember the volleyball scene......But god, he creeps me out now.
Regarding Nicole; she's busy palnning her wedding..........
I have two kids. That is the most awkward, unnatural parent-child hug I have ever seen in my life. The guy is incapable of doing anything that's not for public consumption.
He is clearly the next Michael Jackson. Not saying he has anything to do with children but ther is just something off with this guy.
Noni | 03.21.06 - 7:05 pm | #
I read somewhere that Nicole agreed to have the kids spend some time with TomKat so they could get to know Katie. I'm sure that when the baby is born the kids will be back with their mother as the photo op will be OVER!
In that first picture, she's looking at him like, "WTF are you doing?".
Well, at least Tom looks like a midget next to her.
I think last week's blind vice was either:
1. Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow.
2. Chalize Theoron[sic] and whats-his-name
3. Paris Hilton and Nachos.
I hope Nicole gets preggers soon. That will show that something was definately amiss in their relationship. She'll probably wait until after her and Keith get married because she's catholic. Right now it just looks like Nicole was the sterile one...
Nicole had a miscarriage right before (or after , I can't remember) she and Tom split. And I was the one that posted the link to the Rolling Stone article about Scientology. I'm glad to hear that people read it, because it is so messed up. Here it is again if anyone wants to check it out:
http://www.rollingstone.com/
poli...ide_scientology
Does Tom Cruise have to choke a bitch [in the name of Xenu]?
Let's get to the important issue at hand-Why is he always wearing that stupid leather jacket?
The sun is out.
The sky is blue.
Dear Pr.. I digress.
She looks uncomfortable but she also looks surprised as if
a)she was not expecting this from her father
b)she saw the cameras at the last minute
c)all of the above.
Calling Faye Duneaway!!
What is wrong with this scene Faye?
FD-He looks like he is giving his "Dude, Great Game" hug. Wrong Scene Tom! It's supposed to be the "Sweetie,I'm So Proud of You" hug. That's why I never worked with the midget.
Totally off series of pictures.
I haven't read all the posts but Mer....You did a great job!!!! 
L Boogie | 03.21.06 - 11:39 pm | #
I think she had it right after they broke up... 
Tom is such an ass wipe!!!!!!! God, how I hope Katie leaves his ass after the baby is born!!!!!! Run, Katie, Run!!!!! She can't be happy with that freak!!!!!!!
why is everything with this crazy midget a photo op?
letinstar | 03.22.06 - 12:17 am |
Because he is so fake NOW and an asswipe......Grrrrrrr!!! I feel sorry for Katie and Tom's kids...
damn, it's very disturbing! His adopted daughter looks like Katie! Is he going to pull a Woody Allen!?
kailie | 03.21.06 - 6:57 pm | #
*applause*
Napoleaon, um, I mean "dad" please get the F away from me now! You are an alien freak, and you are freaking me out.....
Sas...(pant)Sassy!!(cough, cough)chasing you all over this blog (pant, cough)
Hi!(cough, pant)
Oh man... These pictures are too much. Tom Cruise forcing--literally forcing!--his daughter to hug him for a photo-op. That is some sad shit. Who does he think he's foolin'? LOL He is beyond pathetic.
"You better hug me or you don't get to sit shot gun on the mothership" - LMAO!
L Boogie | 03.21.06 - 11:39 pm | #
Thanks for posting that the link to that Rolling Stone article!!!
I gotta admit, this guy sounds like a total freak. But I do like it when I see this sorta thing. A parent hugging their kid is great. I personally don't think it's staged. He loves his kid, that's great. I went out for a lot of athletics in school and I was so happy my dad and mom were there for my games and cheered me on. Those are times I'll always remember.
What an asshole. He's totally mugging for the cameras. She knows it too. I hope when she grows up more, she'll write a tell all book about how she stepped into daddy's gay porn room "by accident"
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He looks scary... like some creepy old pervert.
he is so obnoxious its halarious
i bet he is working on sextape now
or perhaps takes lessons from paris h
maybe after katie he will "knocked up" paris...
lets face it tom era is finished
its no 80`s or 90`s w/e when his films where good
i used to like mission impossible movies now i dont evem wana see that crap since he is so feminine i would laugh so hard cause we all know he is a fruitcake
gosh i love holywood
"She's holding a fucking barf bag. I would be too if he tried to hug me."
Hahahahahaaa! Awesome.
I thought Teddy C's blind vice was Sienna Miller/Jude Law.
SO SO SO SO FAKE!!! TOM CRUISE=FRAUD!
kailie | 03.21.06 - 6:57 pm | #
I KNOW!!!!!
I hate this mofo. I swear if his MI3 movie does well.//// which it prob will b/c that audience doesnt really pay attention to such important details such as his psycho abnormal lifestyle...and wont care to boycott -- i'll be SO upset.
DANG IT
Actually, as much as I hate him, i don't want him to ever go away he is too much entreteinment.
What I don't get is that if he's so far up on the Scientology chain that he can purportedly make things move just by looking at/thinking about them, then why does he always have to clutch desperately at everybody in order to "show affection". Shouldn't he just be able to make them gravitate towards him? Maybe he needs more vitamins...
Good point Posh!
"Will somebody kindly administer Mr. Cruise's daily vitamin supposiroty? Anybody.........anybody? Buehler.....Buehler.........Buehler?"
"Tom doesn't arrange for photographers. It's called the paparazzi and they follow him everywhere. Nicole does not see her kids."
Yeah, Nicole DOES see her children. They have a rather complex custody arrangement. And Tom arranges for photographers at every turn - he's afraid the publicity well will dry up. Nicole is much more private with her children. As for that nanny - amazing what people will say when someone dangles money in front of them to tell "their story".
You know that guy in back of him is wishing he could tell Mr. Crazy Couch jumper to sit down, but he's afraid he'll be sent to another planet or something.
You're clearly right, because all normal kids with normal parents love to be hugged in public. You're a winner again!
F*ck He gives me the willies...*shivers*
Thanks for that Rolling Stone link. That is a thought provoking and obviously well-researched article. Scary stuff.
That shit looks so fucking forced. Not natural at all. Hamming it up for the cameras!
Has anybody read that link that was posted above? It is pretty long, but very informative. I had never read anything about Scientology before. One thing I do know, it sounds like it is a wacky religion with all those alien beings and space ships and galaxies and why do all their members seem to like to curse/cuss alot? If anyone has read the article, please give me some feedback. Thanks.
I heard they have 6 month visitation and this is his 6 months. But c'mon, he's a publicity whore, I don't remember any pics of him at games before the whole TomKat thing, do you? Just another place for him to shove her infront of the camera to prove he's hetero... Which no one believes anyway....
they are on bleachers...he is on the lower one and she is on the higher one...look at picture 2.
tom and nicole's kids are adopted. any resemblance to either of them is imagined.
hey everyone look at katie's face in those pics. she is sooo happy it isn
t her being headlocked for once! poor kid does not look happy, does she? he is sooooo weird!
Ok, haters...but what freakin' teenager likes any attention from his/her parents, especially in public with photogs snappin' away.
Somewhere Ted Bundy's daughter is cringing.....
Thats the same outfit from the war of the worlds hahahahahaha
she looks retarded.
So, these kids get a reasonably normal 6 months with Nicole, then back to crazy freakin homo Tom. Wow!
I don't know why, but Keith seems sort of homo to me, also. Does Nicole just have a thing for perverts? When one looks for too much perfection, they get a homo! I know, not PC.
The kid is standing on a step, but it isn't THAT high. He is still a midget homo pervert. Looks like he is trying to make her head go where she don't want it to go... on his shoulder. One would think that he would have more conversation about what photo behjavior he expects (demands) from her BEFORE they leave home. Then the scene would not be looking so totally perverted!
Damn.. Can't you see shes standing on something??.... Tome Cruise
tom is good. and this site suck. Its just a normal hug and the text make it seam like she dont like him
Oh, My God!! Just let the guy ba alone!! For Christ's sake! What is it that's so amazing about Tom Cruise hugging his daughter, I really mean it! I don't think he forced her, it's just a little story the journalists found up. Herregud hvor døv kan man bli? Det er jo ikke tvinging! Tullinger!
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