again?
her stomach looks deformed in the last pic.. whats up with that..
I am so sick of those two. I'm sure her career is toast.
Their pr people have to be busy. You can't tell me that their careers are doing that great. And this definitely won't help hers. I'm curious how his latest movie will do.
oh, we will know. No doubt.
Poor dumb, stupid Katie. They are playing the media as well as Jolie-Pitt, photo ops every fucking day until the alien finally spawns.
So, if it's a boy will they dress it up in a blue pillowcase, and a girl, pink?
she's starting to get that dakota fanning blank smile. but she does look better with cheeks.
the pillow has shifted in the second pic. how embarrassing!
He is a media whore and is going to pimp KH out of every pennie in her contract.
I hope Anikin Pitt gets here soon to save us from the devil child.
So, if it's a boy will they dress it up in a blue pillowcase, and a girl, pink?
LA
lolol
Well of course that alien child isn't here yet...Armaggeddon(sp) hasn't occured
THE DOG WHISPERER!!! ROFLMAO!!!
she's not pregnant, her breast are flat as a pancake. it's all a ruse.
Jesus!!!! When is she going to have this Alien baby???? Yea, the last pictures looks weird!!!!!!!
How old is that picture??? I popped at 41 weeks, and I was a friggin freighter by that time. She looks way smaller than she was a week ago. Or even in that hideous Burberry swimsuit in Australia.
*gag*
She actually looks preggers in the first picture, her face has filled out. But in the second picture you can see her nervous smile as the pillow is about to fall out! I just read a really long article in Rolling Stone on Scientology. Creepy!
Anakin Pitt! I'm dying!
*dead*
Oh shit, who cares....we're all gonna die anyways......HELP!! I dreamed of destruction....alien birth and Destruction.
I read where she is due around May 5th. MAY5th!!!!! How much longer can she go? This truly is an alien baby because their gestation is 12 months no doubt!
I hope they let me know in advance... I wanna try ecstasy, speed, blow and viagra for the first time and go on a sex rampage before the world ends...
I wanna fuck Fabio before the world ends.
oh Gross.
I want an orgy with George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds and Mark Ruffalo.
tom cruise...you fag.
the only hope for that baby is SIDS.
i guess you're right, M.K. tom's p.r. people will treat this as the reincarnation of l.ron.
when maddox grows up, he'll be the hero that stops tomkat's alien baby. he'll be like cruise was in war of the worlds, only less doucheness. more rock.
Her stomach is creepy. A few days ago it was huge and in these pictures it's like it's disappearing. I don't know about this whole things. She's been pregnant for like a year already and still not kid!
pricolatino | 03.23.06 - 1:07 pm | #
that just might be enough of a distraction that you won't notice the fire raining down from the heavens
Anakin Pitt! I'm dying!
*dead*
pricolatino | 03.23.06 - 1:03 pm | #
I got the name from laineygossip.com
She has a hysterical pre-apocalyptic tale of Anikin Pitt vs. Darth Vader Cruise.
^ agree w/ danielle
how long has she been pregnant? her stomach changes size everytime they step out.
libgirl | 03.23.06 - 1:04 pm | #
OMG..please say ain't so...my B-Day is May 2nd and i don't want this alien child sharing my same sign
Actually, I kinda like the name... Anakin Pitt. Hmm... I'll make sure to mention it next time Angelina comes by.
madrid
tim you suck big time 
Is it just me or does she always look like total sh*t? I know she's pregnant but come on, she has more money than god now and the best she can do is a beige blazer and the same pair of jeans she always wears. She's such a zero. Brush your damn hair! And Tom Cruise needs to stop trying to look 25.
oh my god that is such a Tom outfit she's wearing!! Are those his clothes?!
That nervous smile is because she can't get her mind off that silent birth ahead.
hey dayanara..... nice ass!!!
tim you suck big time
Bored off my Azz | 03.23.06 - 1:13 pm | #
*shrug*
oh well.
Who are the people who go to his movies?
rabies i know.... damm what's up with that silent birth crap???? musta been a man to make that rule....
I made the mistake of going to War of the Worlds... and the image of people getting sucked into the ass of that alien ship will forever haunt me...
My cat is due to birth her kittens. Maybe I should sacrifice them to save the world. I hope they are not born as tiny green couch jumping idiots.
tom cruise...you fag.
the only hope for that baby is SIDS.
tim | 03.23.06 - 1:08 pm | #
Oh Tim, that is so wrong yet funny, but would bet better if Tommy died.
Remember children do not pick their parents!
Not I, said the billygoat...
Her stomach does NOT look normal (not that either one of those retards ARE normal!!!)
FUCK OFF AND SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE YOU UGLY BITCH
Why the weird undershirt under every outfit ? You'd think she'd get really hot & sweaty - being preggars and all ...
THAT IS FOR BORED AZZ
test
Why does that not sound like the real tim?
wow is everyone OFF their meds b/c Tom said so? oh my
cruise has no more credibility. he was the biggest box office draw for a decade and a half, and now he's set for a straight jacket to be fitted over his gay torso.
whoa, yeah, not me.
i never capitalize.
and, i don't really lose my shit like that.
fyi...
I know! The undershirt is so weird. Maybe it keeps the outline of the padding from showing?
I wish Katies father did more to stop this but i guess anyone going against BIG TOM has alot against them. 
I guess she has no life of her own now,no friends,nothing to do but what Tom wants.....how emotionally abusive.
kitkat. I agree. After reading L.Ron's theory on how you can "ruin someone completely" by "harassing them with the law", I wouldn't go up against that shit either.
Her belly looks really strange, but she definitely looks pregnant in her face...
**shudder**
Jessucka | 03.23.06 - 1:17 pm | #
LMFAO!
just pack the kitties in your survival bag...cause i have a feeling we're going to need it!
And once again, the miniature gay alien has a death grip on her and she is following two steps behind....
i get weekly in the US mail stuff from Scientologists, i dont know why I never signed up and would NEVER call to tell them to stop mailings, they would then really come knocking on my door to 'change' my mind...
All this talk of the TomKitten has me worried, Nia
Now you have to move kitkat!!
She looks like a homely piece of shit. No offense to the shit.
tim | 03.23.06 - 1:18 pm | #
Damn Tim, never seen you angry before.....that's HOT!
and ignore him/her...we all know that you're one of the genius' on Dlisted...hey you won The Caption This contest many times
...so just shake it off...
Tom,
You're a faggot and you throw a baseball like a pussy in War of the Worlds. Does the church know you throw like a pussy?
I take partial responsiblity for spreading inaccurate information---sorry! There were SOOO many crazy rumors yesterday-it took on a life of its own...sorry.
PS: Hey Shannon, tell your great source I said to F*#! OFF!
Note to self: Don't get caught up in alien sightings!!!
Tom,
You're a faggot and you throw a baseball like a pussy in War of the Worlds. Does the church know you throw like a pussy?
Billy Blimpo | 03.23.06 - 1:30 pm |
The more important question is... Does the church know you don't like the pussy??
Jessucka | 03.23.06 - 1:28 pm | #
You ain't the only one i'm more concerned with my Armegeddon survival kit and my Earthquake kit and thats saying something as i live in CA
bzbee | 03.23.06 - 1:32 pm | #
that's right YOU'RE the culprit..that's ok..it just means we have several more days/months/years(?) to prepare for the END!
If they have done so many tests on Tom and he's been through the E-meters (described by man as being "lie-detector like devices") and L.Ron hated gays...how is he still alive???
Please!! If the alien is hatched before they are ready for it, they will just keep it hidden until the movie premiere and then she will give birth th a 15 pound baby!
oops..1:32 pm should read *than my Earthquake kit*
mikki | 03.23.06 - 1:35 pm | #
I might not be completely disgraced after all...
Mikki, maybe you're right...maybe the baby really was born in Toledo yesterday, and the still-pregnant Katie shown in these photos is an alien clone created to throw people off. Weirder things have happened.
Get back in the closet, Tom.
Poor girl!! No drugs, no screaming, no drugs, silent birth.
I think she already had that kid and it's in "isolation" until his movie premieres. Her belly has looked strange for weeks. And she wouldn't drop the pregnancy weight right away. Especially if Tom is force feeding her (gotta keep up the gig, "Kate").
I think that's why she looks so nervous, too. Her baby is locked away with the other aliens until Tom says she can touch it.
bzbee, don't worry about it, it's just gossip. you're still hot!
Yeah, that belly looks more like post-prego weight to me
***maybe you're right...maybe the baby really was born in Toledo yesterday, and the still-pregnant Katie shown in these photos is an alien clone created to throw people off.**
Hell, I wouldn't put it past Tom to drag her ass out of the delivery room right after she had the kid and make her go to dinner with him, just to debunk the "she had it today" rumors.
"C'mon 'Kate' suck it up. Women squat and drop 'em in the fields and then go right back to work."
gossip is what we live for, baby. i'd be mad if you DIDN'T tell me! 
And I swear, that white undershirt HAS to be "sekret" scientology underwear. Maybe it protects them from alien death rays better than tin foil hats?
Cause she's been wearing it in every friggin picture for months!
bzbee
Thanks for not being mad at me, guys! *sniff, sniff*!
It totally looks like her pillow is all wonky in that last photo.
Why on earth can't she stay home with her feet up, if she really is preggers?
bzbee | 03.23.06 - 1:52 pm | #
Of course we're not mad - now if you had withheld this "info" from us we would have been forced to hunt you down and do horrible things to you. (like forcing you to watch videos of the "conception")
I do really miss your cute shoes, tho, bzbee!!
her belly and boobs are never the same size WTF??????????????????? I've been noticing this all along........................her face looks fatter now but her bump looked bigger when it was first announced, remember those soccer game photos..........WTF? FREAKS
OMG MK your commentary on this is HILARIOUS!!!
I never heard anything yesterday about the baby being born though. My agent and publicist don't usually tell me those things.
kitkatwoman: I love the stick avatars you have lately.
Noooooooooo-not the conception video! I'd rather watch the Gayken, Kid Rock/Scott Stapp, and Paris Hilton sex tapes simultaneously than have to watch the alien spawn conception!!!!!
The shoes will be back someday, like a throw-back jersey!
I feel sorry for this baby already. It's going to be SO photographed.... until Brangelina Jr. shows up.
OMG the paps would drown in their own CUM if these two babies were born the same day..... God help us all.
Noooooooooo-not the conception video! I'd rather watch the Gayken, Kid Rock/Scott Stapp, and Paris Hilton sex tapes simultaneously than have to watch the alien spawn conception!!!!!
bzbee | 03.23.06 - 1:58 pm | #
^^ Why? All the conception involved was a hand, a spoon, and a eye-dropper!!!!
Kaitie will have this baby when Tom says she is ready. He is waiting for the stars to line up and communication from Xenu saying all things are in order.
Or a turkey baster.
Anon, it makes me happy every time I see your avatar. 
QUEERS!!
Damn---I've been so self-absorbed in my shame, that I totally missed what was going on with Tim this PM--you go boy!
hey, anon2, you fabulous... person.
damn! what's wrong with katie's belly on the last pic? the pillow... errr.. baby shifted position or something? looks really weird. she should be in the guinness book of world records for longest pregnancy ever!
Do you think it's a down pillow or tempurpedic?
tom's probably pissed since katie's giving birth way ahead of angelina. once angelina gives birth, tomkat's spawn will fall off the tabloids' radars. brangelina's baby will stomp tomkat's spawn!
Hi mpcmike!!
Bugspray
"Do you think it's a down pillow or tempurpedic?"
nb | 03.23.06 - 2:25 pm | #
ha ha to funny. That would explain the changing shape though........
Yikes what losers the two of them are!!
Ah crap! I was really, really, really hoping this baby as born and we could move to the next phase, where Katie's placed under house arrest and Tom and the baby are photographed at soccer fields
Her belly is never the same. I believed it now I don't believe it again.
M, There are pictures of her with her belly hanging out on several different occassions on a bunch of sites. quit being weird and use your imagination for something more productive.
I think the undershirt is a homing device.
maybe the two (bran/tomk) babies will be born the same day and we will have a whole hero v. villain thing. my money's totally on the bad ass brangelina version. maddox will train him.
then that fuckin alien has no chance in hell.
** I think the undershirt is a homing device.
meramari***
ROFLOL! Like one of those electric dog collars. If she gets too far away from Tommy...*zap*!!!
You know, I wanted to give Katie the benefit of doubt yesterday, because she actually looked pregnant. But once again, she comes out of the house looking like this. Do they seriously think that looks normal? *Shakes head*....At this point, I have no words...
i swear her bump keeps changing size!
Looks like the baby has dropped. Should be any day now.
I just read that L. Ron's b.d. was 3/13. I bet Tom and the brainwashers tried to time Katie's pregnancy for that date. She's prob. due any day now.
Poor Katie. I know that when I was 9 months pregnant, I could hardly move off the couch, and this lunatic Cruise has her jetsetting all over the world so he can show the world how "in love" the two are. She doesn't look happy at all.
She seems pregnant to me. Her face is full and she has gained weight like a pregnant woman. I'm not sure about her relationship with TC but something about it does ring false. I don't see how they could fake a pregnancy because everybody will be looking at that baby to see if it looks like Tom. I can't wait until his two adopted kids with Nicole grow up and write a memoir.
"...to announce the birth of the Alien Prince!"
U WOULD NOT KILL ME
those 'adoptees' are so brainwashed they don't who the hell they are...let alone write a 'tell-all'...c'mon. that little man (with big time lifts in his shoes) is such a pussy... Katie and him trade 'beauty secrets' and 'girl talk' all night long............
again i say i will not believe a human is coming from between her legs until i see it with my own eyes....
You're right MK.
Tom won't allow Katie to make any noise during labor but he will be yapping his little snout off to all that'll care to hear his shithead ramblings.
Wish that damn spaceship would come and take his insane ass already.
I assume Katie is still "pregnant" because the surrogate changed her mind at the last minute. But, Tom Cruise is one insensitive bastard. If Katie's really pregnant and he loves her enough to jump on a couch, then he should have the common decency to let her rest; she is about 10 months along at this point.
My tomkittens have arrived! Good news, they are not tiny green couch jumpers. But one was stillborn, and I will blame the abhoration that is TomKat.
hmm still pregnant huh... what is she like, in her 12th month now?!?
Awwwww, Jessuka's got new kittens! I love baby animals but have severe allergies. Sorry to hear about the still born one, though.
I never thought this was about publicity (for any movie either). I mean he's TOM F^CKING CRUISE, EVERYBODY NOWS HIM. It's not like his career needed. He was very private before all this, it's so strang but Katie does need this.
I am bummed too. I thought I had a scoop! I wish these two would go away already!
What does Cesar Morales think about the Tomkitten.
Grapplehooks
Like your avatar.
"Tom Cruise, who is near the top of Scientology's Bridge, at a level known as OT ("Operating Thetan") VII. OTs are Scientology's elite -- enlightened beings who are said to have total "control" over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings. At the highest levels, they are allegedly liberated from the physical universe, to the point where they can psychically control what Scientologists call MEST: Matter, Energy, Space and Time."
Source: Rolling Stone expose on Scientology
Hey her pillow's all messed up!
Shell, bran/tomk born on the same day? How freaky would that be? You know TC is pissed that AJ/BP are pregnant the same time Katie is! Stole all of his thunder! AJ does wear black all the time, but at least the bitch LOOKS pregnant than this twit! God I hope AJ delivers before Katie!!! AJ rumored to be due May 2, Katie, May 5? Michelle Williams is laughing her ass off right about, now.......
GO UCONN!
WHERE IS THE ALIEN FETUS? Her body has absorbed it, and she doesn't even look preggo anymore!!!!!!
Frikken freak!
I wish Katie Holmes' father would rip off Tom's teeny leg and beat him to death with the bloody stump. He would be a world hero!
On the pictures I saw yesterday her womb had double size.
I'm confused.
Yikes! Katie's facial expressions are frightening. The look in her eyes is far-gone yet desperate. You can tell that she knows she fucked up. She looks terrible. Her poor parents must be worried sick about their daughter.
These recent pictures of Tomkat have made believe that Katie really is pregnant. Very pregnant; no doubt about it. I think it's really fucked up how Tom is dragging her all over the country, putting her on display before crowds. Like, with his hands on Katie's belly: Look what I did people! Yeah, I'm a real (straight) man! You know it! Insecure midget. He's beyond ridiculous.
At this late stage of the game, Katie should be kicked back and cared for. But, nevermind her delicate "condition," Tom Cruise just has to be priority #1 at all times in this situation/relationship/deal/arrangement (whatever the hell you wanna call it), right? Heh. Won't her contract allow for even half an hour's rest per day? She looks so pale and completely exhausted. How will she ever manage the strength (mentally, or physically for that matter) to go through with "silent" birth? And then after the baby is born, do they really plan on leaving him/her/it alone for an entire day? Scientology is so goddamned stupid. She is gonna lose her mind. Shit, I know I would!
Well, even if Tom isn't letting her rest, I hope he has given her plenty of vitamins.
Yeah, despite knowing full well that she got her own self into this mess, I still can't help but feel a bit sorry for her dumb, brainwashed ass. Eh. *shrug*
I totally feel sorry for her. Imagine carrying that alien thing inside you. And not only that, this thing came from a gay alien himself.
AHHH ALIEN BABEEEE!
Poor Katie, she is soo lost.. There is no turning back now
Tom Cruise is the ultimate control
freak, he is beyond "crazy"!!
poor, sad katie...she looks like shit lately, and tom always looks the same; like he's sucking the life outta her thru the xenu spawn to better preserve himself--you know that's the purpose of this "baby" too...
Thanks, Grapple hooks, they are so sweet!! Can't wait till they are up and running around!
What is is with these Hollywood fuckers? It seems like they pop these babies out overnight. The normal womans gestation period is 9 months. These fuckers seem to be popping them out in 9 weeks.
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