She wishes her arms were that toned.
Not her at all, she had a fucking c-section, how fucking brave. She ain't that skinny and clutching a bear rug, give me a break!
i was in that position last night
WTF??? no really, WFT?? waste of space, what's wrong with people?
They do have the puff of hair done pat though.
It doesn't even look the slightest bit like her.
JAY - listen Mr., just so you know, I had a c-section (not by choice) and I think I was pretty brave. That incision burned like hell for days and it was a painful recovery. Scar sometimes still hurts (this was almost 7 years ago). Just had to get that off my chest, er, belly!
I agree that it doesnt even look like her. I also want to know why they would even make it to begin with.
she's pregnant in the photo and yes too toned ... this is silly
Isn't it ironic? Don't cha think?
Look at the wide load on that piece of statue......they must not have gotten Brit Brit's approval on that one....she would have been like "Ya'll, my ass ain't THAT big..."
"“A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” "
I love Britney but jesus even THIS is complete and utter bullshit.
The girl got impregnated by a dead beat fuck and she wanted a kid just to carry around and cuddle with.
I am SO confused...
OMG, apparently we don't have the shot that shows Sean Preston's "crowning head"...
Well, it IS kinda ironic. Because, if anything, Britney is a walking statement for the pro-CHOICE movement, because I'm sure there are women thinking to themselves "If THAT is what happens to you once you become a mom, no thanks!".
I think Jay is refering to the rumor (or fact?) that Brit requested a c-section specifically for the reason that she was too scared for a vaginal birth This completely supports the fact, in light of NoAnjil's experience, what a complete, utter dumbass Britney is.
JAY "Not her at all, she had a fucking c-section, how fucking brave."
Exactly.
Because as we all know... c-sections are oh so rare and God Bless any female who goes through them LET ALONE natural child birth.
Propaganda at it's BEST.
With that said, Britney should really be the voice of Pro Choice.
You REALLY want a child to grow up in a whirl-wind hell hole?
Hmmm. I think she is an insecure little girl who only wanted a child so she has someone to love her. Love her just for her, not for what she can bring them.
NoAnjl | 03.24.06 - 11:43 am | #
I didn't mean to offend you at all. She was quoted as saying she was too scared to give birth so she opted for the c-section which I have always thought was dumb b/c the recovery time is much longer and harder for most. I was addressing the fact that the sculpture is stupid, no woman gives birth in that position. Sorry again.
This is just too gross to see this early in the morning, or EVER!! Girls get pregnant all the time, and alot at 16, so no I dont think, "A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,"
What dumbass said this has his head us his ass.
Good gawd almighty! That doesn't even look like her.
mishma | 03.24.06 - 11:46 am | #
Yes, exactly!
Oh yeah, she's so brave!!! WHATEVER!! Are these fuckers trying to say that waiting until you're ready to have children is cowardly??! That statue is hideous and ridiculous, and she had a c-section. Mother fuck this makes me mad! Ok, slow breaths.
OK...............
JAY - Don't be sorry!!!! Maybe it was ME being too sensitive!! We are friends here!!! hugs and kisses 
I was addressing the fact that the sculpture is stupid, no woman gives birth in that position. Sorry again.
JAY | 03.24.06 - 11:48 am
ACtually my mom did because she was having troubles with delivery and wasnt on any drugs. Her point was if the women in Africa can squat in a ditch with drugs and have babies, so could she. What a martyr, still is!! Love her though!!!!
and yes, how valiant and brave is to most likely intentionally get knocked up with your skeezy husband's sperm to ensure that he doesn't leave, which we all know he will.
If this is the case I know a couple a chicks from high school that need a statue too.
It is a sad state in America when a FAS pop star famous simply because teens wanted to be her and grown men wanted to sexually molest her is a role model for mothers.
I like it. I don't think it looks like her at all though. But I defintately like it. I wouldn't mind putting that in my apartment.
A BOOTLEG BIRTH VIDEO? Who the HELL would want to see that?
God almighty. Even tho there is now "crown" shot, I can just about imagine it.
I was going to have seafood for dinner, now I'm not so sure.
Does BritBrit know this thing is in existence? I bet K-Fed would try to bone it!
a bitch NEVER EVER had:
a) a face THAT skinny and pretty
b) those well toned no cankle having legs
c) tits that swing like natural tittage would, withouth a bra or surgery
As someone said, this position is completely inappropriate for giving birth. (I had an emergency c-section and a 'normal' birth.)
I think it looks more like Ashley Judd than Britney
Her point was if the women in Africa can squat in a ditch with* drugs and have babies, so could she.
*Meant to say Africa can squat in a ditch without* drugs
So dumbasses should be allowed to procreate but poor, beautiful bears should be killed and used as a birthing pad. Seems like a logical stance to me.
There is actually a term for that. It is called "Too Posh to Push" . I heard it was named after Posh Spice. I also heard that rich women get C-sections in their 8 month. That is crazy.
NoAnjl | 03.24.06 - 11:50 am |
Thanks for saying that. I really don't like thinking I hurt someone feelings, not my style at all.
The press release on this statue makes me upset though. I think I will blow up if one more person calls her brave or annoints her "mom of the year"
Jay - did you mean "moron of the year?"
Where is her cup of Starbucks?
My friend gave birth standing up, so I guess anything is possible. I opted for the missionary position each time, myself! NoAnjil, I'm sure that incision hurt like a mothrf*cker, I had a hernia repair, and that scar *still* hurts 5 years later, and it's nothing compared to a c-section incision! Oh, and Shitney only wishes she looked this good pregnant!
Ha ha, I actually know the guys who own the gallery and I say good for them. You guys all fell for it hook line and sinker. It is in irony, you think someone would make a pro life monument out of her? You're being ridiculous! Britney is a joke and so it the statue, how much space to dedicate in your brain to thinking about Brit and family? Too much of course! That's the point of it all. It's an amazing sculpture even if it doesn't look like her, it's not the point really. And yes, people do give birth in that postion, hippies mostly but it's supposedly a better position. And everyone quit itching about itchy c-section scars, it's not brave.
Sara-please tell me that is not true.PLEASE.Poor,poor babies that have that for Mothers.Good Lord.
Bean I swear I love ya girl. 
maevemealone - I knew there had to be a catch!
Still, I bet there'd be a market among a certain group of men for a model of BritBrit in that position.
Maybe your friends should consider a side line...
uhhhh....is that seriously supposed to be her?
well maeve, I feel a little better if it's supposed to be ironic, seriously!
I will say that I think woman are amazing and I'm not just biased because I am one. The fact that we can give birth at all is brave but standing up, squating in a ditch, through an incision, with or without drugs, etc.
The artist should have dedicated it to woman in general for their animal like strength in life.
Williamsburg is shite. These people ruined irony.
I love too, NoAnjil! 
you, of course!
I don't care if it is a joke, you know there will be stupid, gulliable people out there (read: sixteen y/o olds) that believe this and strive to be like Britney.
Yeah, I'm grouchy and yes, Britney is an irresponsible white trash dumbass
agree Mishma to all your posts above.
When I first saw this, I thought "Oh, what a nice statue of Charlize Theron (or Uma Thurman)."
That does not look anything like Britney!!!
that poor bear...she can probably let go of his head, I don't think he's going anywhere...
What a Slut Putas | Homepage | 03.24.06 - 11:51 am | #
Agreed. Women give birth in all sorts of weird positions. Anyone ever read an Ina May book of natural childbirth?
HOWEVER, we all know that Britney was never in this position (except when conception happened, maybe)because she never, ever contemplated NOT having a c-section.
The gallery is launching a Big F You to the established artworld snobbery. They staged their own alternative "Refuse'" art fair across the street from the major "established and respected" art dealers fair. Just like the impressionists did back in the day. This is along those lines, dont tell us what good art is by putting an obnoxious price on a piece of crap sort of thing. Unfortunately, gallery partner Lincoln Capla was diagnosed with all-pervading cancer the week before the opening, young guy too, so he doesn't even get to really enjoy all this press...
I can't wait for the statue of Angelina Jolie! That should be some wild shit!
Or how about Katie Holmes??? hehehehe
Thanks to Britney for showing all women what it's like to have a baby. She's a role model for us all. (I'm being sarcastic here)
That position just screams, "I'm offering up my balloon knot for your pleasure."
I think this is gonna give me nightmares tonight.
maevemealone | 03.24.06 - 12:09 pm | # 
sad
I think the "pro-life" money could have been much better spent. On actual poor women and their babies, perhaps?
But noo... that wouldn't give them nearly the publicity. (rolls eyes)
Yuck
I would be more impressed if they had modelled it after a real brave single mother who made the diffucult choice to keep and raise her child. But then we wouldn't be talking about it. Good point, Bug Spray. I hope they at least donate some of the proceeds.
jen-o "that poor bear" - LOL!!!
that rug is going to need a cleaning.
At first I thought that was Ashley Judd! Anyway, if I was Britney, I would be fucking mortified if someone made a sculpture of me giving birth with the baby "crowning" out of my crotch! Seriously, how in the fuck is Britney being a trailer trash ho squeezing out brats with an ugly pothead redneck a monument to Pro-Life? And you guys are right - she had a goddamn c-section! What crazy bible-thumping fuck thought this was a good idea?????!!!!
I think the "pro-life" money could have been much better spent. On actual poor women and their babies, perhaps?
But noo... that wouldn't give them nearly the publicity. (rolls eyes)
Bug Spray | 03.24.06 - 12:15 pm | #
What "pro-life" money? nobody gave money to make this. It's clearly not really Britney, it could be anybody and tag any story to it. And there's nothing wrong with art getting publicity, it got you all talking about it. That's the point of art. Discuss amongst yourselves...
I was reading Ted C's column and this lady wrote in that her young daughter saw Brit Brit and called her a Ho-Billy. I think that is ferkin hilarious, I am still chuckling
You meant "bearskin" or was it a pun? Either way, ugly sculpture!
yeap i hear of the doctor supervised starvation diet (think of all the young hollywood checking in for "flu and exhaustion") and the celebrity mom package where basically tits come out early in the preganacy and at 8 months you get c-sectioned (to not get TOO FAT in that last month since technically the baby should be fine)and the tummy tuck, lipo and new implants etc...is it evil to hope for death when they are that vain??, is it anything these doctors wont do for money???
This has got to go!!!
I wonder if KFED wants to buy the sculpture of his beautiful wife in the doggy position.
Is that stick in the middle suppose to be the umbilical cord?
...she looks like she's used to this position...
No people, Y'all got it wrong. KFED hired an artist to make a sculpture of how Britney looked the last few months when they had sex.
At least they didn't make KFED behind her--Sticking his dick in her and smoking a joint and wearing his backward baseball cap. Blech.
POPOZAO!!!!!!!
I am surprised that Angelina Jolie hasn't posed like this yet.....has she?
I live in Williamsburg so I should know better than to analyze anything anyone does there, but did she really give birth with her ass straight in the air? THose Williamsburgers will do just about anything to get attention while at the same time pretending that they don't give a crap what you think.
It is an awful piece.
Inspired-no
Inspirational-no
Waste of time-there's always a market for ignorance
Waste of Money-how much is Plaster of Paris and shellac-no kiln was used
Have a good time at the opening. Is it BYOB?
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That is beyond disgusting!!!
That statue has Vadge arms, and yes, Brit had a C-section, a planned one at that, bitch didn't even feel ONE LABOR PAIN!
Contractions withough meds are downright demonic! It is like having a machete rip through your abdomen. I have had THREE spawns and no c-sections, and have felt the pains of labor, so I know what I am talking about.
Brit is a chicken-shit and this monument is a joke.
She is shaking her big tail to POPOZAO!!
It is the Brazillian Ass Shaker you know!
Bug Spray you TOTALLY missed the point here.
Should be titled, "Woman who looks nothing like Britney Spears gives birth doggy style on animal carcass". I like literal titles.
I'd almost fly over there right now just to see the artist rendering of the backside.
Rabies,
That's disgusting. I bet it's a rendition of Chestica's face. Oh those wacky hungry artists.
THis is almost enough to make me leave the site for an hour and work. On a Friday, no less. Why MK, why?!?!?
Ugh.my eyes. Need meds now. Can't get appalling visuals out of my head. The imaginary smell is killing me.
Does it have appropriate holes for fucking?
one more reason to hate brooklyn and all the fucking out of towners that have crowded the shit out of it!
Anyone else notice that the face looks NOTHING like Britney? It looks more like Charlize Theron. I find it hilarious that no one has pointed out the fact that it does not resemble Brit at all.. and it's been all over the net for days.
Ha ha gigner d'anus, you sound like a bitter person who doesn't have any clue about Brooklyn anymore... Brooklyn rocks and if you've left Brooklyn bc of artists, then you're just an out of towner ruining another neighborhood...
Zitney never had leggs or arms like tha. Waaay to good in shape.
The Face is in no way her's...
I would make a bet someone just wanted a Sex doll of a Bitch on a bareskin rug...
Some other lad cought him, then he say'd he made a Spears Monument.
Seriously. The most confusing thing about this for me was the bear skin rug. Wouldn't they lay down some newspaper for her? Bearskin can't be sanitary. And if this was from a bootleg birthing video...where is her surgeon?
Gross, I hate deliberately funky people and areas of cities. We have one in Montreal, and it's basically the best place to find pretentious people. But at least we don't have a monument to Britney Spears. We just have piles of hypodermic needles everywhere...wait a sec that could be the same thing...
Where's the angle that shows her spawn as it's crowning?
It doesn't even look like her. It looks like Izzie, the blond girl from Grey's Anatomy.
After a little thinking i belief it is not realy Zitney giving brith. But rather Zitney AFTER KFug filld her with is load.
It's realy fiting:
-Dirty Rug (Check)
-Naked Zitney waiting for the "Big Bang" (Check)
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That is the most retarded statue I have ever seen in my life. It makes want to NEVER have kids. I think it inspires ABORTION. Especially when you think of the waste of DNA that Britney and Kevin are. They call themselves artists. Do they specialize in abstract art?
retarded!
yuck!
did this artist not know that the bitch had a c-section and not a natural birth??
tardo needs to be more lardo. too toned to be britney.
You know I live in the South, and I have to say that you can take a girl out of a trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of a girl..congrats Brit on returning to your roots and struttin your ever widening ass around barefoot and preggers.
Looks just like Ashley Judd not brit at all
that bitch.
I looked at the pics before reading the text, and just assumed it was Charlize.
What does it show from behind? Sean Preston's head coming out??
Yes, libgirl, that is what the article said. "Sean Preston's head crowning."
Ewww... must go dip my computer in Clorox now.
Hey, C-Sections are no joke! Unless u've had one you can't speak. It takes more than a year to recover. And to this day when it rains, at times I feel pain...and my daughter will be 5 in July.
JAY - listen Mr., just so you know, I had a c-section (not by choice) and I think I was pretty brave. That incision burned like hell for days and it was a painful recovery. Scar sometimes still hurts (this was almost 7 years ago). Just had to get that off my chest, er, belly!
NoAnjl | 03.24.06 - 11:43 am | #
+++++++++++++++++++++
I just read your post--I understand your literal pain!
Childbirth is not for sissies.
Which is why they don't let men do it.
"...no woman gives birth in that position. Sorry again."
JAY | 03.24.06 - 11:48 am | #
++++++++++++++++
Jay, alot of african-american women have their babies in a position verys similar to this. Instead of on all fours the woman is seated exactly like the statue while their hands and arms grasp heavily on the shoulders of someone or something. It's said to be a more 'natural' birthing.
One of my sorority sisters delievered her children in this manner...
Britney doesn't look half as good as that statue. She's an ugly girl.
Mika - just read your posts. Feel for you too girl!
Bug Spray: well said!
um...with all these pictures of this....er..pose....
Why no shots of the back view.. I would like to see that...probably alot better looking than her face...
*ahem*
Love those nips grazing the floor . Wish they were grazing my chest.
crazy, but cool. wouldn't YOU want a statue of yourself? pregnant or not, it's an honor. I just wanna know one thing... when you look from the back, do we actually see Sean coming out?!?!?!
I am SO over that neighborhood!!!
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She looks better there then in real life ... but seriously this is not cute. Excuse me while I throw up my lunch.
There are so many things wrong with this "monument," that my brain hurts.
Too true about Woburg. I thought it was already getting too much in the wee early 90s when most of my college graduating class moved there!
Can't imagine how bad it must be now. At least, back then, there was the excuse of rents being cheap.
Bunch of assclowns, for the most part.
fuckin weak! if your gonna put a statue up of britney giving birth, they should have showed her knocked out on drugs and a huge scar on her damn abdomen, "Brave" MY ASS!! brave would have been if she would have actually gone thru the vaginal birth! not REQUESTING a damn c-section. in the real world a woman wouldnt be able to request a c-section!!!
WHO is that?
Britney?
whoever made that is talking about ANOTHER britney cuz' that don't even look remotely like her-plus I find that sculpture disgusting to look at -it sure doesn't show the beauty of being pregnant IMO
how come they don't have a pic of her from the back? is sean p.'s head coming out of he vagina in the sculpure?
Sorry but any mother that has someone else raise her child, should not have any kids, must be nice to party all the time and leave the 6 month old with a sitter. I had my son in the same month as her, and she sure has missed out on alot of cute things with Sean, since she is never there for him. WAF cow.
Does anyone think this even looks remotely like Britney Spears? The artist sucks if he was trying to make this look like her.
this is just wrong...
So whats the significance of the bear skin rug? You can't fit one of those in a trailer!
hilariously disgusting, like toilet humor, but it looks nothing like our brit brit...not just in the face, but bitch has never been that skinny in her life, even before the pregnancy!!
and i soo wanna see the back-shot!!
(yes, that was a bad pun :lol
Weird art.
She taking a shit. Is it funny to anyone that back in the 70s, people were actually artists who would pose for something like this? Britney doesn't do anything. She doesn't sing, the computers do it for her, and she doesn't work. Fucking white trash.
'billysburg' aka williamsburg sucks and all the people that live there are giant douchebags who are all basically just a bunch of rich kids pretending to be 'down' when in real ife they are so down that they are retarded. thats my two cents... i love brooklyn but that whole area is a joke.
I hope Bitchney's scar will still hurt years later! Suffer whore!
I'll hit it, it might hurt, but I'll hit.
Britney? That's the spittin' image of Ashlee Judd, if anyone! and who the hell has a baby in that position?! FREAKS!
I think this sculpture is clever and f**king hilarious. He's getting the perfect reaction from everyone - hardly anyone realizes it's a joke. I do think he should have had her holding a Frappuccino while giving birth - it would have added something.
Do you think Britney will sue the artist?
"i was in that position last night"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is no way you could give birth in that position!
I like the statue, It's a veiw of Pro-life. Even though you could never give birth like that, its not a matter of what you can or cannot do, its simply a matter of oppion. and for you all to be worrying about this, wasting your time and thoughts on this, is very sad. let her be her. thats all
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