AWW Nick come here I'll make it all better.
I am glad by daughter dumped you. Now you can't enjoy her DD anymore.
No, Nick...call me...I'll kiss your boo-boos away. 
I hope he makes a fortune with this song, plus takes her sorry ass to the cleaners.
Work it like Jenn A., baby. I'm sure there are tons of women out there willing to try and heal your heart. But this time, pick one with brains and beauty, m-kay.
Dang - he is so freaking hot!!
I would love to be tapped by him!!!
^^^^ Hilarous! I actually feel bad for him.
I'm not all too sure he can make it as a solo artist. He seems like a decent guy though so good luck to him with his career.
i thought she emailed him or text messaged him that she wanted a divorce................
Nick Lachey is garbage. The only reason he became famous was because of his wife. Now he can go back to singing Invisible Man in the mirror by himself because in 6 months no one will remmeber him.
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Nothing would be better than for Nick to have a huge success and Chestica to fall off the face of the earth. She is an idiot and he is hot!!
Nick's cute and Jessica is a stupid bitch. I hope his new album skyrockets him.
lol...make something out of his music career, hahaha, not his mess of a marriage. If he needs help, i can help him "make-out"
Hey, he's just following the path that other "artists" have taken. Use a breakup to make hits. Justin, Britney, and Usher did it!!! Jessica will write follow up hits about how she is free woman blah blah blah.
His heartbreak which resulted from a sham marraige? So he was mad when his sitcom (newlyweds) got shitcanned? Boo hoo
Poor Nick.
Please God make them all go away
I actually like the song..if you go to popsugar they have it on there...he is so hot and seems so down to earth unlike his disgusting whore ex wife..i hope is is successful again he deserves it...also there is the funniest shit ever about dumbass jessica like a little cartoon on perezhilton.com and bricksandstones (its the same one) its ROFLOL funny
Poor Nick. I would love to have a go at him. Total yum.
anon2: I fucking love you, your avatar is the hotness, it makes me stick my pencil up my vagina.....yum.
Nick, you have a harem here at Dlisted, waiting to make it all better for you! Muahh!!
yum, yum, give me some.
anon2: I fucking love you, your avatar is the hotness, it makes me stick my pencil up my vagina.....yum.
Dayanara 
Be careful!!
Yikes, no one better give Day a ruler!!
I need a wooden spoon NoAnjl!!
He can rest his head between my thighs any day.
Not a pencil,maybe a couple of sharpies!
Use the stapler, Daya. (Empty it first for safety)
I haven't heard his new song BUT I will purchase his album (eventhough I don't listen to that kind of music). There's just something very likeable about him, and i'll buy the album to support him (since I can't make out with him).
Mmmm... I'm actually thinking about spending $9.99 on iTunes when his CD drops, even if I don't ever listen to it. Hope it includes the booklet so at least I can look at some pics of him! I just wish he gets really famous now, so he sticks it to all that rotten Simpson family while taking as much of their money as possible.
I had to use the telephone, the best part was when the operator started talking.
Awww come here Nick so I can wipe all your tears away. 
Dayanara
Daya, how Jordan-esque of you!
anon2!! I came all over her mouth
Oh fuck I'm dirty.
Bean.
I used to like him but the crazy-ass publicity campaign with Kristin Cavalari is out of control. Who would hype up a fake romance with a nineteen-year-old kid from a reality show on MTV...just to stay popular with the younger crowd? Gross. I know it is common in Hollywood but he seemed above such shenanigans.
anon2!! I came all over her mouth
Oh fuck I'm dirty.
Dayanara | 03.24.06 - 12:42 pm
Yes you are you dirty girl! Jake does that to me too.
Go Nicky Baby, get as much of that bitch's money as you can get, you more than earned it, for putting up with her and her crazy family.
Now he IS hot. Anon/Daya: WTF have I been missing out on. Anon-I feel like you're cheating on me!
I hope he takes Chesty for all he can!!
bzbee: Kitty-licious avatar!!
TAKE HER FOR HALF, NICK!!!
At least he didn't make a nekkid "sculpture" of Chestica to express his pain and put it on display!
(Thank you, God!)
Ewwww what a drip. He should host shows or something. He has a white bread personality and he's good looking. Thats about it.
Thanks, Miz!
Nick is nicey, nicey.
I just saw that he's gonna host the Miss USA pageant or some such shit. That will give him 50 brainless big-busted bimbos to choose from.
(or 51 if they count Miss Puerto Rico)
Nick, Nick... it's all about the brains, man. Not the boobs!
BUG SPRAY how DARE you knock the Miss USA pageant. How DARE!
It's funny how he emphasizes Thanksgiving in the media, being that between Thanksgiving and Christmas, Chestica made over $1m with "Jessica Simpson Footwear" and other endorsements, half of which he will soon have.
Oh, and this song was--without a doubt--ghost-written.
I like this guy b/c he seems really normal and down to earth, but he really sucks at music. Stick to the being a cute sporty guy thing. And stick it to me. Hee hee
I just got a e-mail notifying me of my chance to meet Nick next Sat. Should I enter?
So, Jessica was tellin the truth, they did seperate in November! Not December like Nick said in the divorce papers, to try to get half of the $800,000 that Jess made in between than.
I thought he would be cheesy, but he was very likeable on that stupid Newlyweds. I'm surprised she dumped him. He's smart, college educated, down to earth and good-looking (not my type, but still) and she is DUMB, fake, whiny, selfish, and, did I mention DUMB?
Coke: your avater is hilarious!! Tara friggin' Reid!!
Let's be serious people: NOT!
If you watched 5 minutes of the Nick and Jessica farce, you know he DESERVES everything he can get! I call this one pain and suffering...
Heck yes Jessucka. Get a piece of that and then come back and tell us how big he is!!
nick rules
jessica drools (well, that's b/c she's a retard with good breastices)
he does have a beautiful voice
Didn't Brit and Justin already do that? C'mon. I thought he was going to be a sports talking head or something? I think he should go that route and grow up already.
She told him right before Thanksgiving, she wanted to break up, but he tried for three weeks to convince her to go for counseling. He even begged her (poor guy) "Isn't what we have worth saving?"
Cold-hearted bitch wouldn't do it. She text messaged him right before Christmas and told him she was announcing that she wanted a divorce.
Way to ruin Nick's holidays, Chestica!
I think it's hilarious that Adam Levine dumped her ass via text message. What goes around comes around.
Nick should get half just for having the self-control to not strangle the annoying bitch for three long years.
I just saw that he's gonna host the Miss USA pageant or some such shit. That will give him 50 brainless big-busted bimbos to choose from.
(or 51 if they count Miss Puerto Rico)
Nick, Nick... it's all about the brains, man. Not the boobs!
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He'll have just 50 to select from, Bug. We don't go to the USA pagent as we host our own carnival in here to select the next Miss Universe candidate.javascript:add_smilie("")
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Good for him. I hope he does a million times better than that ho Chestica. She needs to be finacially drained dry. Mainly to stick it to her Daddy.
Alpha are you from PR? My foster son is Puerto Rican. I love to hear him speak in Spanish at top speed. Don't understand a word of it, but it's fun to listen to.
Yes Bug, I am! Hey girl, if you need any help with the kid, just let me know. I'll teach you a couple of phrases every mom should know. Foster son, eh? That is awesome. I have PCOS (Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome), and I don't know if I will ever become a mother the "natural way". If there's no chance at all (and maybe even if there is), I'll try for some foster kids. Who knows? Maybe I end up adopting them!
OMG... LOVE YOUR AVATAR!!
My daughter speaks enough Spanish to understand him, so he can't get away with anything. He's 16, so he tries.
I love him to pieces. The thing that sucks the most about having him, tho, is that our arrangement is a private one with his father (His asshat father brought him over from PR and then kicked him out after two years). So our medical insurance doesn't cover him and Lord knows, his father doesn't provide any support.
It's a financial strain and I worry about him getting sick. There's a free clinic at the high school, but if he gets anything major, I don't know what we'll do.
Derek Hail you took the words right out of my mouth. He should sing the invisible man in the mirror and just dissappear. He is one short fat ugly ass clown, why don't he let Jess go, he's dating the Laguna beach chick, for goodness sake.
Thanx a lot Bug.
Ugh, what an ass of a father that poor boy has. So he's 16, huh? Difficult age, but I bet with all your loving he's growing up to be quite a good man. And don't worry about him getting any major illness, that poor boy's must have suffered enough, I don't think the Big Guy up there will send him any more pain. And, if anything happens (God forbids), start thinking about getting some legal help. That kid is still a minor, and his dad (or any relatives the kid may still have here in PR) will have to answer for him. But you'll see, everything's going to be ok. Hey, he's got Puerto Rican blood, so I know he's a tough cookie.
Well, I'm trying to grow him up right. At the moment, he's grounded until his 45. Or until he stops doing such retarded stunts over his new girlfriend.
Yeah, probably age 45.
LOL! Oooooh, the Girlfriend! Love, love, what wouldn't you do when you are 16 and "in love"!!
I hate teenagers.
Back on topic: I don't know how Nick put up with Chestica for three years. She acts like she's 15.
What the hell is up with his nose? It's all flattened out. Looks weird.
Well, the romantic side of me says probably he was (is? who knows) so deeply in love he just didn't care much about how messy she is. And he seems as a really grounded guy, so maybe he was just trying his best to save the relationship. Of course the practical side of me says there was love at first, but then it was more of a convenience marriage, as they were raking in millions just by sticking together. Who knows. 
The only thing I'm certain is her family is pure evil. That was always a marriage of three. Her dad has a serious problem with Jessica (it doesn't seems that bad with Ashlee, though). He's either sickenly in love with her (and her DDs) or just simply insane for wanting to "protect" his little girl that much. Ugh, repulsive!
I think he really, truly did love her. But she never grew up. And you're right, her father meddled waaayy too much in that relationship. He's living his life vicariously through his daughter. He's creepy!
gail, check it out---- hahahaha! cav and lachey split BECAUSE SHE CHEATED ON HIM WITH HER EX, BRODY JENNER as soon as she found out he still had a trust fund from his step dad whom brody's mom recently diviorced. good move, slut! now, after doing lachey, leinheart, brody and all the other dudes you threw it on, you can SILL be in the gossip colums for scraping the bottom of the sewer for more slutty, undeserved, talentless, inane fame.
gail, i wasnt laughing at you i was making fun of skanky kristen, i just thought it would be amusing for you to know she cheated on him with like a 22 year old!!!--MUCH closer to her age than lachey!
there goes another "jennifer anniston"
I wish him the best but he should wait till the divorce is done because any and all revenue he generates now will have to be split with Joe...uh I mean Jessica.
just spit in her eye like a man and wait for the fat check in the mail.
Thanks Evil Monkey! That Kristin chick just drives me crazy with her over-the-top publicity campaigns. She's famous for doing nothing but being on a boring MTV reality show and she shouldn't be chasing after some thirty-something dude trying to recover from a divorce!
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