I would buy a blow up doll!
I give the show 2 more years. Tops.
I could use a blow up doll to sit in for me at work...hell they don't notice me here half the time.
I think DH dildos will be next!
Lets make some predictions as to when this show will be cancelled - I say season after next
ANONY!! 
You poor baby!!
Sorry Joe - we must have posted at about the same time
anon2 - where can I get one?
what's up friend!!
this show annoys the fuck out of me.
and, i don't even watch it.
anon2: Yeah DH dildos with Longwhoria as the spokeswhore.
This show is crap With the exception of Felicity,and now Alfre, the rest of these talentless Tramps can just go away...Im SO over this whole bullshit show
That line about "gaming for women" offends me. Id rather play Tomb Raider than this craptastic nonsense ANY DAY.
I'm proud to say I've never punished my television set by making it sit through a single episode of "Desperate Housflies"...having said that...even I'm sick of this show!!!
I need the show to continue .So Eva can tell the world how fucking great I am in bed.
I loved the show when it first came out - then it just went dwn hill...
that is a complete waste of time, money, and energy. who the hell wants to place this crap, I would rather degrout my shower.
I give it 3 more seasons, lower ratings next season, bomb season after that, and pull out all the stops on the third. Then bye-bye Wisteria Lane.
DH DILDOS!!!! LMFAO!!!!
I understand DH jumped the shark a right minute ago, so this game is coming a bit late.
anon2 - where can I get one?
what's up friend!!
NoAnjl | 03.24.06 - 12:22 pm
They will be available online soon Im sure.
Not much how about you? 
Anon2
anon2: Yeah DH dildos with Longwhoria as the spokeswhore.
jennifer | 03.24.06 - 12:23 pm | #
Thats all she ever talks about anyway!
"There aren't a lot of games for women today, but this is one where women will really have a good time," Schuyler says. (The game will be rated for ages 13 and up.)
Do we really need 13 yr olds playing this game?
Doing great, it's Friday!!! 
anon2 - you are so right, that IS all she talks about, that and her Brazilian waxes, ooohhh, you just have to get one.
Longwhoria will need to release a video to "teach" us how to use the vibrators.
I would rather have Dance, Dance America.
Oh Joy. Oh bliss
Im sure she would be more than happy to make that video. Skank.
"As fans of the show would expect, the game is loaded with gossip, betrayal, murder and sex - you know, all the things women like,"
What a crock of shit, this guy obviously has no clue what women today who game are interested in. This game is going to crash and burn when any woman with an ounce of dignity reads that. I for one know that the only thing I love more than gossip and betrayal is MURDER!!!
(Sing songs) What fits like a sock? Feels better than cock? The penis you don't have to blow...a dink. A dink! In marvelous pink! Everyone knows it's DILDO!
There should be a game where you can experiment with plastic surgery on the Desparate Housewives chicks...you know, see how Nicolette would look with yet another brow lift or paste bigger fake boobs or Teri or give Eva a penis.
"The game is loaded with gossip, betrayal, murder and sex - you know, all the things women like."
Yes, that's what women like! They hit the nail on the head! Thanks, Desperate Housewives, for your cheap gender stereotypes and anti-intellectualism.
What a crock of shit.
Can you shoot all the housewives in the head one by one and steal all the dildos in their houses in the game?
Why are the jackson-children such jokes? No sane person would do that with a face.
People! Watch the language! Instead of Dildo use the phrase "personal massager" Ewww! My grandma had this catalogue and there was a pic of this 70 year old woman smiling putting the vibr...er..massager against her neck with a caption of, "Wow! This really relaxes my joints!"
Anony I have seen those ads. They crack me up.
Anony - that's too funny!!! Those dirty old bitties - they know what they're for!! Granpa lost that urge a long, long time ago.
hasn't this show been cancelled yet? i mean, C'MON! soap operas are for daytime
It will maybe last 1 more year and I say maybe.
Complete and utter trash - wtf is willing to BUY this?
Yea, I've seen those mags,they have the massagers right next to the ads for adult diapers. I bet they do relax grandma's stiff neck.
WTF???
Who sould play that stupid "dreck"?
That's like all those stupid "Barbie" games that existe without a purpose.
If they make make a Game it sould be a Ego Shooter or a Beat'em Up.
"Desperate Housewives 2: Suburban Warrior"
Ever since the Sopranos came back, nobody I know watches this shit anymore. You have to be desperate to buy this crap. Did anyone see Eva cry a river about the "miscommunication" on some crap gossip show about being the teacher to Tony Parker??? LOL
PERFECT FOR 13YR OLDS!!
I would only play this if I could unload my rocket launcher on Wisteria Lane.
Oh my god. That sounds so goddam boring. But, I do wish that I was suffering from amnesia...then maybe I wouldn't have to remember Snatcher and Longwhoria
I will only play if Paris can guest star and spread deadly diseases right and left.
THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE DESPERATE
Will it be rated XXX? Because that would be hot.
Pats....your avatar ROCKS!!! I miss those girls so much!
And for the dominatrix grandma, she can buy grandpa a "sling" which basically holds it up, while granny rides the pony. God! I guess old people need it too. *shudders*
Give it up girls, you ain't that great. It won't be long until you are long gone. Over.
ONE WORD: WACK!!!!
But they might as well milk it for all they can cause it's just about to be a rap for that piece of shit show!
I was about to say what bullshithappens was about to say.
Those are some angry breasts you got there CoCo. LOL. love it.
Thx jen-o! Yep I miss Pats and Eddy. And Saffy, Bo, Marshall, Bubble, Magda, Justin, Oliver, etc. They were all fabulous.
Will it be the kind of game where you can shoot the characters? If so, I'll be the first person in line to buy it.
I notice in the corner of the pic it says 'HD'.
'Desperates Hos' in high-def. Yikes.
Almost glad I live in backward-ass UK on this one; not that I watch the shit anyways. Not a single one of them is worth looking at in HD.
For the sheep add Benjamin Moore Paint in DH Colors so your walls can have that golden urine glow of Gabby's.
I'd be interested in seeing a MMORPG of Wisteria Lane in action. I think it would be hard, but if they made it work - you know America would eat that shit up.
Wait, is there a Desperate Housewives Sims?
good lord, why?
Uhh..yeah cuz all us house-wives are dying for a video game aimed at our demographic.
Personally, I prefer the Oprah game that I play on my X-box and I am soooo close to winning that elusive cheeseburger.
OMGZ Blow-up dolls!1!1!1!
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