MK you are so freaking funny. The Hills Have Eyes! 
that nose is the stuff of nightmares.
seriously, it might as well not even be there.
She borrowed the nose form her brother
jeezus! my dear lord that nose is frightening!! what is wrong with that family???!!
Is that a MERKIN dangling by her crotch?
what a freakshow
Her and MJ have the SAME nose!! I wonder if they use velcro or tape to reattach it.
What exactly does this one do? Besides steal her brothers nose.
Does she have the nose on loan while he's in Bahrain? Is that why she surfaced?
Is that a rabbits foot hanging form her pants?
she looks like a Koi goldfish ewwww
And A-list?
if by "A-Listers" you mean Assfaced...
Damn,my retinas just exploded!!She is one sorry looking nobody!
Please ask your surgeon for a refund.
freak-a-zoid family member....
her face is sliding... what is up with big foreheads and cosmetic surgery????? and hound dog eyes?
I don't know what frightens me more. The face or that white pant suit.
weenie.. quite a few celebrities are carrying those fur pom pom key chains... wonder what they are? they come in all colors
bitch needs a bigger jacket...and, uh...maybe something on her face where her nose should be...
Geez what did Joe Jackson do to this family? They are all a bunch of freaks.
Are you sure she ain't related to that ugly fuck Fergie - she's sorta reminding me of that ugly mug
Is her Plastic surgeon also Wacko's surgeon?
Is her nose going to fall off soon?
She does look like Fergie. HaHa.
Her hair looks good though. I've seen her look much worse than this so this is actually an improvement.
...and she totally looks like she's been on 'ludes for the past 15 yrs. You can almost hear her, "...thaaaat's okayyyyy, I'll just grow a new nose..." insert slurring and annoyingly high-pitched nasal-y voice where applicable...
That's one pointy nose and chin. Looks like her chin was botched, though, as there is a weird bump.
Are her tits fake?
are they going to melt?
NO WAY!!! That is LaToya????
Are all the Jacksons, white, now?
Very scary. She really hasn't been in the press lately. She's not married anymore, is she?
Are there any normal Jacksons? I can't wait to read the book that Jermajesty and Prince Michael co-write. Gonna be a page turner!
I hope the reporter is wearing safety glasses. She is about to pop those buttons.
looking at her deformed face makes me want to slash my wrists by rubbing them over the bridge of her nose.
Is that a MERKIN dangling by her crotch?
Anonymous | 03.24.06 - 12:29 pm | #
also, anon, i love MERKINS!
Did she forget to mow the lawn in that last picture?
Are all the Jacksons, white, now?
Bean | 03.24.06 - 12:40 pm | #
For sure!!! They look really convincing too, what with that nose all us white people have...
She borrowed Paula Abdul's look. Wait a minute....where is Paula?
I think Jermaine is writing a book.
...she totally is rockin' a "fro down belo" in that last pic!!!
Is that a furry dildo hanging by her crotch? do they make them like that?
It could be furry handcuffs Daya. Thats the only way she will get a man to stay down there.
Is that a charm to ward off evil because its not working?
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Meramari why do you care so fucking much what someone is saying on here
You have to make a "special" name
You really care way too much this is a fucking BLOG
who the fuck cares
anon2 - I think a man may already be down there - Buckwheat
Maybe it's a lure...
Shellfish I don't know what that answer is. Some people take this shit as if it is their real life.
It matters to them. Who knows why.
anon2 - I think a man may already be down there - Buckwheat
NoAnjl | 03.24.06 - 12:58 pm | #
IT MATTERS TO THEM BECUZ THEY HAVE NO LIFE
Anony Shellfish | 03.24.06 - 12:58 pm | #
You are absolutely right.
that thing hanging down is her roach clip w/feathers.(don't even try to act like you do not know about that)
All the Jackons's are absolute freaks. I don't really blame them though, they probably had a bad childhood with an abusive father or somethign like that!
I second that 1:02p
This is suppose to be about bashing celebs.
This is it for some of these losers on here.
This is the only human interaction they can get, so they get all bent out of shape about mundane shit that I or you wouldn't.
In the future there will be a really kitschy game called Mr./Ms. JacksonHead.
It will be much like the PotatoHead setup, except with Jackon family faces, Michael, LaToya and Janet.
They will have all sorts of interchangeable noses: pre-op, first op, 242nd op....
that thing hanging down is her roach clip w/feathers.(don't even try to act like you do not know about that)
popozao | 03.24.06 - 1:03 pm | #
...shouldn't she be wearing it in her hair then, like all the other cool girls?
...all the other cool girls at the skating rink, I meant to say....
She look's like her "Brother" (I use the term loosly, because i don't think that he still has the good's that make him a Brother/Man/Human)
MizRo LOL
man she looks fug........ but then again i always thought she looked fug.... she looks like a mannequin...
lmao mizro..... how bout it.... seriously like how many plastic surgeries have these clowns had anyway??????? i bet their surgeons have lost count........
that thing hanging down is her roach clip w/feathers.(don't even try to act like you do not know about that)
popozao | 03.24.06 - 1:03 pm | #
You mean that feather AIR FRESHENER I used to hang from my rear view?
Good to see you, MizRo. Hope you are feeling better.
all the other cool girls at the skating rink, I meant to say....
jen-o | 03.24.06 - 1:08 pm |
You just brought back lots of memories for me. HaHa!!
MIZRO!!!! OMG!! I was asking about you earlier! Were you sick? I missed ya. Hope you are well!
SHUT UP DAYA MIZRO AND BORED SHYT
YOU ALL ARE UGLY AND FAT
NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT
GET OFF THIS POST NOW
YOU SAY NOTHING POST WORTHY
not the real tim
alright, i'm getting an avatar, MFers.
Thanks Jess - not 100%, but at least I can smell and taste things today!
I missed you all! BIG HUGS & KISSES!!
NOANJIL TRUST ME WHEN I SAY MIZ HAS BEEN HERE
JUST ANOTHER A DIFFERENT NAME HIDING
THATS WHAT SHE DOES BEST
SHE POSED AS A NAME HATESSKANKBOT
SHE HAS NO LIFE SO SHE POSES
I'M NOT POSING AS ANYONE YOU MORON
MY ANME IS ALSO TIM DONT BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF YOU ASSHAT MORE THAN 1 PERSON CAN BE TIM
Hey Mizro!! Glad to see youre feeling better!!!
I have a new drunken retarded Tara gravatar!!!
so what, you are posing as tim. P-O-S-E-R!!!
YAY MICHAEL K JUST CALLED SOMEONE A BITCH. THAT IS HILARIOUS. PURE GENIUS. I NEVER GET TIRED OF IT.
then use caps lock so people know the difference.
not that your grammatical errors and retarded demeanor aren't a big clue.
ps- "asshat" hurt my feelings.
wtf is that?
JESSUCKA UHHHH YA NEED TO PUT DOWN THAT ENQUIRER THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR TRAILER PARK NEIGHBOR THERE AND READ TO WHAT I SAID MORE CLOSELY
PAY ATTENTION YOU STUPID BITCH
BEFORE YA COMMENT AND LOOK STUPID READ IT S L O W L Y THEN MAYBE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE WORDS
tim, my apologies, I posted while you were posting. I had not read yours yet. I'll get back to my trailer park whoring now.
then use caps lock so people know the difference.
not that your grammatical errors and retarded demeanor aren't a big clue.
ps- "asshat" hurt my feelings.
tim | 03.24.06 - 1:16 pm | #
I just fucking wet myself laughing.
Jessucka...that is fake tim...everyone say, "Hi fake tim!"
NoAnjl, CokeMonkey, popozao, Daya, the real tim, Bored As Fricken: I missed you guys!!
I have bronchitis, but I crawled to my 'puter today.
Oh, and caps-creep, hello to you too!
YOU, I have not missed, but whatevs - you're a staple.
Let's have fun - it's Friday!
**White-Trash accent***I got me there one of them roachclips, er, merkins, er, muff-things**
MizRo - I hope you are well on your way to a speedy recovery! Feel better!
It will be a sad day when the Jackson family is no longer to mock. It's not far off...they're old and none of them spawned anything as cool as Michael WAS.
I know it is another Tim. I won't say fake, cause there are a lot of Tims in the world. He's such a happy and brite little ray of sunshine.
Sorry all...didn't read first, and didn't realize you all were handling fake tim just fine...carry on! 
And hi MizRo! Missed ya...hope you are feeling better.
Jessucka - I happen to LOVE white trash whores. Are you having a party at your trailer tonight? Can I come? Please, Please????? I'll wear my teeth!!!
NoAnjl,
I prefer the term Modular housing, thank you very much. And of course you can come, just bring me a pack of Kools and a bottle of Jack! Teeth optional. Oh, and you also have to pretend my poster of DLR is really great!
Sounds like a fun party. I wanna come. Ill bring roach clips and roller skates!
Miz: good thing you are back!
Thanks, NoAnjl!
Jessucka:
how long does it take for an avatar to get "rated?"
let's not call him "fake tim", let's call him "afterbirth".
I'll bring the 2liter pepsi to pour the JD into....and the Funyons.
All are welcome. I don't have a hot tub, but we can sneak over and pollute my Mom's. Anon2, bring me a roach clip with a purple feather and some turquoise beads, please. But no torturing my new kittens, I know how mean you guys can be. 
Can't wait. Thank goodness I didn't pack my flannel shirt and dungaree skirt away yet, what with another party to go to and all!
Jen-o. Funyons are a must. But, the regulars do insist on cheetos at all functions. I'll make my special nacho cheese dip!
do i have it yet?
Oh I love kittens Jessucka. I may steal them but never torture.
tim sometimes it takes a while but you hve to clear your cookies and files for it to show up.
Feel free. They need good homes. They are so cute.
Not yet, tim.
When I saw the first pic I thought "Oh God, what has Fergie done to herself now?"
Jess..you know Jack is too expensive,ya'll need some Natty Ice!6 dollars a 12 pack!Hells yeah..thats what I'm screamin!teeth optional haha..oh yea..bring yer pregnant sister so we cen get er drunk
I have 2 but wish I could have more.
You better arrive in a pick em up truck with mud on the tires or you will be turneded away!
...what if we make our own party mix with cheetos and funyons? Would that be cool? yeah...like white trash chex mix! I'm going to run around outside now and get my bare feet nice and dirty for the party...
Those tits are Anna Nicole Smith nasty.
popozao, I may live in a trailer, but I don't drink beer. Can't stand it. You bring the Natty, I'll buy my Jack.
Anon@ bring on the pickups, we'll go muddin! I have 3 kitties and 4 kittens at the moment.
I love the white trash mix! We also need to add corn nuts to the recipe, and little pieces of chopped up beef jerky.
i think toya has had her boobies done again. they look much larger here than they normally do.
Ill bring some bolied p-nuts too. Its southern caviar!
Her music is so fucking hot! MK you NEED to get Sexual Feeling for the Dlisted Jukebox! It's soooo fucking hot!
Oh Snap!!! I forgot the jerky...excellent idea. Now the corn nuts are too special to mix in. They stand alone. The corn nuts stand alone. Can I bring cooter, my hounddog? He has more teeth than my whole family, combined. He's the pretty one.
...okay...on the level...I grew up in FL and this whole party thing is getting a little too real for me. I swear I've been to parties like this in my previous life!!!!
Hey somebody be sure to bring their Skynard tapes. Cant have a party without some Skynard.
Anon2...were you at those parties too??? You seem to have a firm grasp of the requirements!!!
tapes...haha.TAPES>>sweet home alabama
Of course you can bring cooter, he will get along well with my cat Cletus. Cleutus thinks he is a dog.
I prefer Marshall Tucker with my trash-mix! I'll bring my Boone's farm.
And I promise not to blow smoke in the kitty's nose.
HaHa jen-o. Im from South Carolina. Its the way I grew up.
anon2 - ya know Free Bird is may fav song in the whole wide world!!! (no, really) I will bring my 8 track!
Cleutus likes smoke, it's ok. Watch him, he'll steal your pot. I grew up in Indiana. The way I grew up as well.
NoAnjl I used to have Ac/DC on 8 track!!
it saddens me that this robot has the same genes as janet (ms. jackson if you're nasty!)
I live in South Jersey.It is still like that here.LOL.not ME of course,Darling....
We were not allowed to have MTV in our town when I was younger. It was a bad influence.
Okay, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying all over my keyboard, ya'll. Stop it!!!! I've got my 38 Special tape too, and don't forget the 3 tape collector's edition "Southern Fried Rock"...that should keep our toes tappin'... Oh wait...anyone got the pork rhinds? Whew that was a close call!
After we get all liquored up we can go shoot us some 'possum and 'coons hangin'out the side of our muddin' trucks.
My parents wouldn't let me have MTV. I had to sneak and watch it at a friends house. I have Goin South on CD.
We had to sqaredance in Gym class.
Opossum bashing is the sport around here. Bring your baseball bat!
I hope you have pigs so we can grease them up and chase them when we get really drunk.
yeee hawww it is a fuckin HOOT-NaNNy-lets invite the King and Queen of HICKS....ya'll know who!!!
yeee hawww it is a fuckin HOOT-NaNNy-lets invite the King and Queen of HICKS....ya'll know who!!!
popozao | 03.24.06 - 2:02 pm | #
Titney and K-fug???
Do you think they would really come popozoa. Thats would be sooo cool.
Anon2, you are in luck. My neighbors have a pig farm.
they wouldn't miss it.cheetos,come on....be reasonable.
OMG!!! I remember the square dancing in gym class too!
Well then, we better wait until it gets warmer. Britney won't come if she has to wear shoes.
how old is she?
I have an extra pair of jelly sandals if she needs them...
Maybe Paris will come on her tractor!
they're pink with glitter mixed in...
We can play tractor chicken like on Footloose!
haha Jelly shoes.
layna I think shes in her 40's.
We can play tractor chicken like on Footloose!
Jessucka | 03.24.06 - 2:08 pm |
I would so make her fall in the ditch!
...I'm wearing my hair feathered back with my Shawn Cassidy concert tee shirt...and, of course, my Jordache jeans....with, oh, let's say my wooden Candie's platforms. I hope I can land me a toothy one tonight!
omg.... i thought she was in her 50's at least...then again, those aren't exactly old woman boobs
I will wear my 1984 Van Halen world tour concert tee. My hair shall be teased and sprayed beyond recognition.
WTF? Does she really think that nose of hers looks good???????
She probably paid a lot of money for that nose. You know it took multiple surgeries.
...oh....oh....here's one. Remember "Aqua Net Super Extra Hold" in the white and pink can? Anyone? Anyone?
Say what you will, real or fake those breast are beautiful!! And look at her skin! Her neck, her chest--it's just soo smooth--and lets's not forget the woman's got a body!
I wonder if the entire jackson family just shares custody of the same nose. You know, like M,W,F it's on latoyas face; T,TH and Sa it's on Michael's face, etc... Think about it...when are they ever in the same pic?
Mika..Did you look at her scary ass face?I'm going to scare away the mice w/that mess.
I'm wearing my hair feathered back with my Shawn Cassidy concert tee shirt...and, of course, my Jordache jeans....with, oh, let's say my wooden Candie's platforms. I hope I can land me a toothy one tonight!
jen-o | 03.24.06 - 2:13 pm | #
At first, I thought you were SO copying my look, however, MY wooden shoes had mushrooms painted on the wooden wedgey bottoms.
gravatar?
wait...
fuck.
YAY!!
i have an avatar!!
Yay tim!
haha!
alright "caps lock" tim...do your worst.
Congrats tim! Now I'M the only loser without one!! Ya fuckin Hooo!!!
I don't have one YAHOO.fuck it anyway.
I'm too f'n stupid to figure it out(or too lazy)
Popozao - stay w/me please, please!
I'm too f'n stupid to figure it out(or too lazy)
popozao | 03.24.06 - 2:32 pm | #
OMG - my sentiments exactly!!!
alas...I am avatar-less too. woe, woe, woe is me.
At first, I thought you were SO copying my look, however, MY wooden shoes had mushrooms painted on the wooden wedgey bottoms.
NoAnjl | 03.24.06 - 2:25 pm | #
OMG!!! I totally remember those!
Shit, I don't know what you saying MK but I think she looks really good for 100!!!
I'm going to play Candyland now(w/my 3yr old boy blunder..or is it wonder?)anyway tralaaa.tra laaa.Kidding I love my little guy.
Yes aqua net. The only thing that will hold feathered hair back! Im will be wearing my while pleather boots with fringe. My Bon Jovi slippery when wet t-shirt and my black spandex pants.
ahh, member spandex, the Cameltoe was born
HaHa NoAnjl.
You bitches are gonna be hot! We need a camera crew.
whoa...look at the ta ta's on cocolala's avatar!!!! Linda Carter was smokin' in the day! I wish I had an invisible jet.
What a fun trip & fall down memory lane this morning...Thanks you guys! You all rock! Even those without avatars...
jen-o - hell yea!!!!
Oh my God, it's like she took pics of Janet and Michael to her plastic surgeon and said I want Michaels's nose, Janet's eyes and checks, and give me a pointed chin in the shape of a "v"
...sniff...I kinda want one now. (an avatar, well an invisible jet too, but an avatar to start with) Pray tell, how.
We need our own reality show!
asta - Holy Gosh do I LOVE your gravatar. I want to grab its face and squish it and kiss it and talk like a baby to it.
anon2 - that goes for your gravatar too!!!
NoAnjl!!!! You're Hi-f'n-larious!!! lmao!
hehe. Gotta go for now. See you party animals later!
jen-o Happy Weekend Hot Bitch!
Thanks all! Happy Hot Bitch Weekend!!!
The symmetry of the pointed nose, the pointed chin and the pointy cheeks is, um, 'interesting', 'artistic'. She looks like a fucking four-point star, man!
I never knew plastic surgeons had a sense of humour.
Bitch is going to put an eye out with that chin
her chin is so pointy she can now perform surgery on herself with it
She's still in good shape, she has a killer body.
But she looks like an Ewok
Thanks Anon2
That's not my baby, he's from the Thin Man movies but my baby almost looks like him,I think my baby is cuter. And I get good morning mommy kisses everyday, he's a Diva Dog.
She looks freaking amazing and you all just can't take it!!
Viva LaToya! Goddess of the Universe!!
Bow down!
That pointy tight zit nose looks painful and about to pot.. run away!
I found a website that has bios of all the jacksons in the biz & pix of when they were younger & now (or, pre-op & post-op) & the really sad thing is that LaToya was beautiful before she fucked up her face & her boobs. *sigh*
I've seen her in person!! She looks really skinny and just I don't want to say ugly but she is. I mean her makeup saves her a little, but she looks unhuman. It's so off. Triangle pig nose.
i think she looks good just as good as those desperate housewives!
MY EYES!!! OMG I need a drink now. A large one.
HOLY HELL!......WTF
SHE LOOKS LIKE A SEA-MONKEY.
Wait a sec, I thought is was Michael, trying a new look to get his life back in order LOL.
Good black don't crack!!
how is she breathing? what a mess this family is....
The only thing natural about her is...umm...well...nevermind.
Actually, that *is* Michael.
Oh my. Her face looks like a mask, i think she could act as a fat V...
AND she's drunk as shit
The Jacksons turned out all to be poor idiots. No sane person would do that to a face.
Oh seriously now, this is really MJ on his day off.
Look at her breasts.
She wants to start a carrer as a porn star.
her & lil kim resemble. yuck
I really think LaToya looks good for her age. At least she is trying to fight mother time even if it is by a little nip and tuck.
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