she looks SO skinny here....
You can barely see her due to the paisley mix
You know Salma Hayak is hidden under the blanket!!!
I know lots of women would probably be happy to give their butt to Matthew.
bzbee 
Jessia Simpson wore one for the Dukes of Hazzard movie.
anon2 - I am SO one of them!!!!
I'm another!
...yeah..that's always been my problem too, my butt's just too small....COME ON!!! I wish I had her problem...and that I had her Hot-boy-Matt waiting for me in bed too.
It only takes a smile from him to melt me. I bet he can talk her into doing anything.
Hey Hey I have no ass either
*hiding*
I'd give my butt to Matthew 
I still have too much ass...EVEN AFTER getting rid of my first husband...
P.S. Matt, I got a butt you can play your bongo beats on, call me.
I have too much ass. But I like it. It is one of my best features. Nothing sadder than a pancake ass.
she should get surgery on her face. shes an ugly, witch looking woman/man
she is truly a spoiler
Matthew can have my butt and I'll through in me cooch for free.
still have too much ass...EVEN AFTER getting rid of my first husband...
jen-o | 03.24.06 - 1:15 pm | #
drum beat
Her haircolor commercial is AWFUL! Has anyone seen it?
She looks downright UGLY, and I used to think she was pretty in her Almodovar debut.
*throw*
Miz,
I saw Terri Hatcher's. They must have dubbed it because it does not sound like the whiny airhead we have grown to love and hate.
Which haircolor is she hawking?
He could do me in the butt. Oh my god, that is so dirty! I love it.
PS - the no-butt phenomenon is also known as leg-ass in this territory. I am a victim.
meramari ...thanks...I'm here all week....don't forget to tip your waiters. Side note...I keep reading that Penelope and Salma H. are lezbuddies. WHY ON EARTH would you turn to a chick after having that fine piece of tushy in your grasp???? Like an angel from heaven, he is!
meramari: I saw Hatcher's too!
Penelope's ad is all her - heavy accent and all.
Jessucka: The "I deserve it" one - L'Oreal??
I am a victim of no-ass, too...but I have an inability to try anything like a padded ass, cuz I am afraid it would look too fake.
And I can't stand P. Cruz's hair color ads...mainly because of her voice...and face.
I, for one, like a small rump. This big ass phenom bugs me. I mean, you know, a normal-big bum is cool, but a Vida Guerra bum is rediculous
hearts: "I am a victim of no-ass, too"
LMFAO!!!!!!
I must say, I do have back. Get a lot of compliments for this bubble butt.
you know tom used to do her ass just to feel more natural.
Me too, NoAnjl. I used to hate it, but now I embrace it. Why not. But I'm no Serena Williams, thank God
Hearts!! How are you? I've missed you.
Her makeup is not at all flattering in the L'Oreal ad - I was embarrassed for her.
Hi, MizRo! How are you feeling? I was worried, girl!
Jessuka - ewww, yuk, she's got way too much junk in the trunk
If anyone needs extra ass fat, I will gladly volunteer my ass for a transplant.
LOL Bug Spray!!
Hearts...can you imagine if you wore some of those padded panties or something and you're fooling around w/ some guy...you drop your panties and they fall w/ a clunk b/c you have 2 huge silicon pads in them? Oh god the horror
Thanks, Hearts. Not as well as I could be, but I have retrieved my sense of taste - makes eating all that much better. The cough is what kills me - bronchitis sucks!!
If someone needs some fat, I will donate my upper thighs.
saram23...
The horror is right! I would be afraid a guy would grab my ass and his farking hand would bounce right off!
saram23 | Homepage | 03.24.06 - 1:48 pm | #
That reminds me of a few years back, in college, I wore one of those gel bras and was embarassed to shit. First, I was in a rush before we went out and I took it right out of the dryer and put it on and burned my boobs. Then, later, when I took it off, it landed with a thump. The guy was a friend of a friend, and asked my friend "What the hell happened to her tits? They were huge, then they weren't..." Prosthetics are SO not worth it...work with what you have!
I cant stand this bitch...her whiney ass voice just makes me shudder!
ROFLOL!! The poor guys... first his date's ass disappears on the floor with a clunk, then her bewbs. Think they'd sue for false advertising?
Ceej - I hope your titties recovered nicely - ouch!
My friend needed an "ass" for her wedding dress.. She wore one of those cheek-implant girdles: the implants kept shifting.. priceless!
They did, but it wasn't pretty...my friend had to run and get me ice...it started to look like the skin would blister, but thank god it didn't. I gave the bra one more shot after that, a few months later, and I was on a date with my ex and the damn thing started to leak at the restaurant, all down my damn shirt. Looked like I had olive oil shot down my chest...not pretty. The shit we do to look good is insane...
We have this tranny who frequents the local club. He wears an ass pad, but it always ends up sticking out of the top of his pants by the end of the night!
This is the first out-loud laugh I've had in a week!
Oh you people!!! Don't you wonder whay Penny and I do with Matt?
La Mexicana: can I come and play with Ustedes?
Eet sounds like mucho fun! Tu, Pene, Mateo, yo... hmmm.
I too have "junk in the trunk" and I LOVE it. My ex tells me that's the reason he married me. No matter how tiny I am allover I still have that bubble butt and the guys LURVE it! My 14 year old has it too and HATESS it, I told her one day she will learn to appreciate it. Now my extra padding in the thigh area....that's up for auction...freee!!
Dawn
As a teenager, I was teased mercilessly (and cruelly) about my bubble butt, big boobs and my full lips. Today, in my 30's, men can't get enough of my sexy curves and women tell me I'm lucky to be blessed with what many women are paying plastic surgeons a lot of money for. Go figure..still does not make up for the cruel years but I've gotten over it, thankfully!
It's funny, I wound up having the same ass as my mother (a bit on the bubbly side), and she hates it. She always apologizes for giving me that feature, but I love it and wouldn't have it any other way. It's funny how one person could embrace their booty like that, and another hates it.
Matthew can tap on Selma's ass... I'm sure there's some shit already going down with that anyhow... everyone is happy!
oops Salma... fat fingering
Cruz and Tara- contest for least attractive ass.
LOL.
God. So wish more girls would have an ass on them. Those damn lo-rise jeans don't help either. Makes what little ass most of them have look even smaller.
Frankly, it's a real turn-off for me. Gross. Hate the noassatall syndrome.
I love her!!!!
sometimes she's cute; sometimes she lokos like a horse. but she's cute in this pic
I have on good authority that M. Mc likes the man meat. Believe it.
What the hell role is she playing that requires a big fake ass?
Call me, 36-24-46, I think I have what you're looking for.
I would totally let Matthew McConaughey tear my ass up. /drool
Everyone can't be blessed with a bubble butt!!!
did she bleach her moustache?
She bolted it to the bed so that she wouldn't have to worry about Matthew straying. He is usually to stoned to know the difference - and the butt doesn't talk back!
I bet this is a cryptic message about Katie Holmes fake 'pregnant' stomach.
Matthew is so queer...I mean really it's true.......and she loves to muff dive exclusively.............a perfect Hollywood pair
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