oh shit look who it is
she sucks
fuckin look its those two fuckers again
in denial... it's a roommate opportunity - that's all
i want to poop in her mouth.
Yuck...why does he even like her anyway? Any other woman (or guy) would be so much better than her.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 
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Get away from him you whore.
doesn't he want to be with a woman where he doesn't have to touch the ground to play with their boobs
Yeah, they both enjoy DICKS!
Well if I could grow a dick for him to enjoy I would.
That is the gayest thang...When I broke up with my ex-fiancée, I said.."Keep the cats, I want nothing to do with you, you cheating cunt!"
I heard there is a sex tape out there with Jake, George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Yup. It's true. MK has it, he just won't share it.
she is sort of ugly isn't she. sort of looking like a little mushroom in the forest. a pale one that is slightly lumpy. not the kind you want to eat.
not that kind. another kind. the bad kind. there is no forest here in the city, but i imagine lots of little kirsten mushrooms are everywhere in a real one.
If I were gay, I would totally dig him. But, as a hetero woman, he's just not rockin' my world. And don't even get me started on Bug-Face Dunst....eeeewwww Look at those man hands of hers.
she needs to NOT lick the stick. maybe not even get slapped by the dong. i think she just needs to be shut away in a dark place. to fester.
God, NV, if that were only true...
...if I were her dogs, I'd run away from her to go live with him. He looks like he's the one who let's them stay up late and drink sugar-y beverages.
haha good one Kell-Kell. i appreciate that you said that to that whore.
Anon2 - U said it. That bitch better back off, cause Jake WILL be mine. I must get to LA stat to stop this mess and kill Kiki.
Seriously, imagine waking up to those snaggleteeth of hers? EW! Poor Toothy.
anon2, if you can grow a dick, we need to talk, babe. 
Yes Warren she doesnt derserve that hot piece of man.
gotta go but we will talk later Mouse!
wearing those sunglasses. the mushrooms all wear those same sunglasses she is wearing. those whores.
Atticus.....you just know that bitch Jake wanted to name the dog Spartacus after his favorite sweaty muscular half-naked slave-man movie!
...if I were her dogs, I'd run away from her to go live with him. He looks like he's the one who let's them stay up late and drink sugar-y beverages.
jen-o | 03.24.06 - 2:50 pm | #
Bye anon2!
I fuckin' love his beard!
Is that one of the dogs with him?
maria carey | 03.24.06 - 2:50 pm | #
Yah, he was a whore..I didn't have enough money for the cats, I took our son instead...I don't think he has them anymore...*sigh* I miss them..
Is that one of the dogs with him?
meramari
yah, thats one of his bitches..
KeLLKeLL - you know you'd hit Toothy!
Once and for all, Jake - loose the fish already!
Are you kidding me? I love my dog best out of the entire family.
He's definitely the most obedient. 
NO, Jake!!!! She is WAY too fug for you!!!!
Is that one of the dogs with him?
meramari | Homepage | 03.24.06 - 2:59 pm | #
FUNNY!!!!!
Okay, some other Hollyweird couple got back together because of the dogs. Who was it? My little pea brain can't come up with the names, now.
Anybody know?
Two fugs
KeLLKeLL - you know you'd hit Toothy!
Mousekarooski
Shit I would be one of his bitches anyday!!
Kell-Kell i will fucking kick that guys ass.
or blow a fart in his direction. whichever comes sooner. i think the fart might be the extent of it.
it is the thought that counts i hope.
*pffffffft*
He does have a certain little boy quality abut him. He seems so sweet, I'd have to kick him if we dated. GROW SOME GRAPES, BITCH!
Oh fuck, it's Fryday.
If they get back together I'm suing Gillenhoe for misrepresenting himself as straight!
Anyone care to join me?
Mouse you FAT PIG
I love a porker
maria carey | 03.24.06 - 3:08 pm
Oh thanks love!! haha 
tim | 03.24.06 - 3:10 pm |
Fake Tim... The real Tim has a gravatar now, bitch!!! 
How old are you????
Damn, won't this day end?? ..I want to go home..
My bf and I got back together partly because of the cats. I made him take one when he moved out, it didn't adjust well, so they both moved back in.
UHHHHHH white trash ass there are other people in this world named Tim
Get a life you idiot
I never claimed to be anybody but me
You keep insisting I am posing
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jessucka figures youre a cat whore
you SMELLY bitch
Sassy? What the hell just happened?
Where did you go Mousekarooski??
Kisses, Tim.
NOOOO! She doesn't deserve him. He is wayyy to HOTTT for her.
Mouse that is not funny tim. He has a gravatar now. Meet mean & evil tim.
NO THANKS I DON'T WANT HERPES
tim: I blow you a kiss too...and I have a cold sore!!
Thanks, Jessucka. Whatever. Asshats will be asshats.
KeLLKeLL - right here scratching my head wondering what the hell. It's all good.
tim: I blow you a kiss too...and I have a cold sore!!
Dayanara | 03.24.06 - 3:23 pm | #
you jack ass!
Sassy? What the hell just happened?
Mousie | 03.24.06 - 3:19 pm | #
The guy is just being a fucking asswipe. Love the way he call me white trash ass and he doesn't even know a thing about me!!!!!
Asshats!!! Man you guys are killing me - you can tell it's Friday afternoon!!!
NoAjl!! Specially for him!
First off, Jake named Atticus after the character from his favourite book to kill a mockingbird. Second,Bug Spray...Hilary Swank and her ex were the couple rumoured to have gotten back together because of their pets, i think they had birds and maybe cats and dogs possibly. Oh and their two dogs cant be the reason why theyre "getting back together" because they bought atticus together, not boo. Their relationship was already over when jake bought boo.
btw...
Wat up Sassy Hot Ass?
Porker I don't need to know you got lice on that itchy head of yours
Quit scratchin and get some lice shampoo
I'm sure white trashy sassy has a closet full
Asshats!!! Man you guys are killing me - you can tell it's Friday afternoon!!!
NoAnjl | 03.24.06 - 3:26 pm | #
Hi, Noanjl.. I wonder if it's going to be a full moon tonight??? The little fuckers sure will be out tonight!!!!
That's right, Steff. Thanks. It was Hilary and Chad. I thought maybe I was imagining things again.
I HATE HER TEETH.
who has kiki been going out with??????? she hasn't been in the tabloids lately has she???? i would just ignore that fake tim guy..... he seems to enjoy rippin on our comments.......
I'm sure white trashy sassy has a closet full
tim | 03.24.06 - 3:27 pm | #
I would love to lock you up in a closet and put dog shit in it for you, little Timmie and never let you out!!!!...
It's spring break, too Sassy. All the kiddies are playing on mom's computer when they're bored with MySpace and their playstations.
I HATE HER TEETH.
popozao | 03.24.06 - 3:29 pm | #
I would love to lick her teeth...
Sassy, stop. Don't give it any more attention.
NoAnjl - where you been? I been saying "asshat" for months. Scout is even putting it in her book!
Bug Spray | 03.24.06 - 3:31 pm | #
I know...Those little fuckers!!!!
KeLL...You can't be serious about licking her teeth???
No..I'm totally kidding... Unless there was food stuck in them... JK
KELL!! Wash your mouth out with Clorox!!
Mouse...I won't give little timmie any more of my time...Promise!!!
haha...Sorry, I'm just saying things I normally wouldn't say ...Werk is sooo slow right now and taking a nap sounds good...
We could slap you to keep you awake. Strictly altruistic motivations, you understand.
Plus I'm craving popcorn...mmm popcorn..damn I want to go home!~
KeLLKeLL - I just ate an apple and I got another. Want it?
Bug Spray | 03.24.06 - 3:36 pm
Shit, do what you must!! Work is sucking my balls..if I had any..
Kiki has the posture of a 73 yr-old woman…watch when she gets older shes gonna have a major hunchback issues!!
Mousie - you serious? I thought real tim typed it this morning for the first time when he was ridiculing fake tim. So Sorry. I give you props. I will try to pay better attention.
"real tim" "fake tim" pretty funny
NoAnjl - when is Happy Hour?
I got a question for who ever wants to answer... If Wentyworth or Jake had balls like Pete burns...would you still want to hit it??
got a question for who ever wants to answer... If Wentyworth or Jake had balls like Pete burns...would you still want to hit it??
KeLLKeLL | 03.24.06 - 3:58 pm | #
There is NO fucking way!!!! I don't care how hot they are, you have long hanging balls, your ass will not be in my bed!!!!!
Sassy - ewww, I agree girlfriend. I ain't suckin on saggy long ass nuts.
Saggy balls are so icky. Dudes, I'd rather suck on a saggy bewb, and I am not into bewbs!
haha just thought I should give this thread a lil bit more spicy... or saggy...
Saggy boobs..like star jones saggy??
Mousie - happy hour starts as soon as I walk through my front door!!
KELL...You didn't answer...Spill it, bitch!!! Would you???
Forget Wentyworth or Jake...I would straight to Pete Burns' balls..haha JK Honestly, if I ever saw balls that saggy it would frighten me like a deer in headlights...
Star Jones' saggy - like her crotch lips?
thats true they do "enjoy the same things"...like DICK! maybe even the same DICK.
OH EW^^^^^^
Ahhhhhhh NoAnjl!!! YOu sick mama!!
Star has THE NASTIEST flapjacks I have ever seen in my life. And I didn't even seen the entire show. I just know.
Oh snap, now the real question is who would you rather suck... Star JOnes saggy cooter lips or Pete Burns saggy ballsac??
No, I kid don't answer that!!
Wentworth? Hell to the ya! I'd still hit him until he stuttered.
You can always turn the lights out, you know!!!
Mousie - you know Stars' twat lips leave slug tracks?
Just think Gay Al has to suck on those flapjacks
shit. mousie. you. BEAT ME! to it.
**Just think Gay Al has to suck on those flapjacks
KeLLKeLL**
He closes his eyes and thinks of Pete Burns.
KellKell - That's what he gets for pretending to be straight.
Bug Spray - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Shit, Bug Spray, that was a funny one!
me and my friends do the "who would rather 'do'" game...but as a third option we say eat raw hamburger meat. so the question should read
Oh snap, now the real question is who would you rather suck... Star JOnes saggy cooter lips or Pete Burns saggy ballsac??
KeLLKeLL | 03.24.06 - 4:21 pm | #
Kell....Gross!!! But remember she had surgery for those nasty things. I wonder what they look like now??? I bet her DR puked during Surgery...
The nasty thing is, b-tastic, when I was little my dad would feed me raw hamburger meat...haha..that sounds white trash...
The caffeine is finally kicking in. Thank God.
KellKell - we're twins - me too! He used to eat it with salt on it, rolled like a meatball. Blaaaa, I can't even think of now!
"I heard there is a sex tape out there with Jake, George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Yup. It's true. MK has it, he just won't share it."
NaughtyVoyeur,
If that tape exists & I saw it, I would not only cum, but spontaniously combust (please let it be true)
Nowadays, you'd die of ecoli!! Yipes!
KellKell - we're twins - me too! He used to eat it with salt on it, rolled like a meatball. Blaaaa, I can't even think of now!
NoAnjl
OMG!!! My dad did the same thing!! Sprinkle salt on it and ate it!! haha I LOVE YOU!!!
Sassy Ass!!!!! | Homepage | 03.24.06 - 4:28
I bet when Star walks you can hear clapping...you know, from her ...oh damn...thats just sick!! I can't finish...I wonder if her lil clappin cooch lips have a bunch of pewbies on 'em...
KellKell - right back at ya!
I have ate raw hamburger, thank god!!!
KELL...You are too funny!!!!
ut oh, here comes the pubie talk....
Mousie - you know Stars' twat lips leave slug tracks?
NoAnjl | 03.24.06 - 4:22 pm | #
Aw fuck! EW!
Sassy - TAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That reminds me of a joke my friend told me...
Why do women have legs?? Because if they didn't they would leave snail trails everywhere...
Well I needa go!! I finally get to go home!!! NoAnjl, Sassy, Mouskarooski, bug spray and b-tastic...love ya all!! have a great weekend!!
Bye Kel! Enjoy your weekend, too!
Bye, Kell...Have a good one!!!
Mouse...I did..Where the hell are you???
Bye Kel! Have a good one! Sass, trying to get back.
Later KellKell - smooch!
I'm out too guys. Have a great weekend!!!!! muahhhh
Bye NoAnjl!
I am out too. Taking the kids to a pizza place with hub!!!!
Enjoy your night everyone. May be back tonight!!
omg... AGAIN?! WHY?!!! to me, kiki is jake's herpes... everytime he thinks it's gone, a raging, scorching outbreak happens.
Oh come on!! It's not that bad. At least they can share panties as well as the dogs. Perfect gay couple if you ask me!
HATE HER TEETH.
popozao | 03.24.06 - 3:29 pm | #
I just want to kick them in to straighten them out!
Hear the sound of the Jake fangurls scream!
I think it's kinda sweet he still goes back to her even though people seem to think she's not good enough for him. Kudos to him for not being influenced by what other people might think and following his heart.
It would be a pity if it turned out this isn't a true love story but just another Hollywood bearding exercise. But well.
Don't think so... Why do we not ever see them together? This is an old pic.
Also, I do not want it to be true.
Why is this girl so hated? She can actually act, and is far less repulsive than Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton.
They look very cute together. Guys can be bi and love their girlfriends. I'm sure it's more complex than we know about.
Thats it, Lindsey Lohan could have saved this Marie Antoinette movie
Atticus says that every time Jake says the bitch is dropping by he thinks theyre getting him a girlfriend - but he likes to smell her butt anyway
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