Thetanland??????? Jakeland would make money. But Thetanland?
Well of course AJ doesn't want Brad doing sex scenes in movies...isn't she going to be running from Karma the rest of her life???
it said "Brit draped herself all over her husband"shit just writes itself..huhh..
I don't really see AJ as the jealous type, but who knows.
I'll bet Jennifer turns on Vince Vaughn if the next movie fails. AHHAH! Poor guy. He better cross his fingers 
Oh fucking please. Agelina Jolie never said that. She is the hottest bitch in the world and she knows it. She would probably get turned on watching Brad similate fucking another woman. And how would anyone know what the fuck these two talk about anyway? They aren't even in the country. What, the paparazzi have their phones bugged?
Ummm...Britney is NOT drinking booze !
Hey, Nick, baby! If you're feeling vengeful, call me!
God damn it,I ate meat today.Fuckin Lent.(as I use the Lord's name in vain)
Angelina Jolie may be a lot of things, but the jealous type? NOT! Actually it's Brad probably saying he doesn't want HER to do any more sex scenes.
GO UCONN!
Thetanland. Perfect.
Farrell and Moss together is performance art. Hope that one turns out to be true.
Angelina insecure??? No way.
I wouldn't be amazed if AJ did tell him this. She probably knows better than any of us do how into simulated sex he actually gets. He left his last wife for some sex with a coworker after all.
I wonder if Co$ offers Jacko enough cash to get out of debt, if he'll become a card carrying member. Michael Jackson would complete the trifecta of famous, Thetan lunatics.
On to Jen Jen. I don't care for her acting but she's cute and I'm shallow like that. I think this divorce was a chance for Aniston to show what she's got and it turns out she really has nothing to offer other than a toned body and great hair. She is really painting herself into corner with her comments about HER box office bombs. For the sake of Aniston and what's left of her career and sanity, Vince, please take her on vacation for a long, long time. She needs to decompress.
Yeah. That's right. Angelina is beyond human now. Jealousy doesn't even touch her 'amazing' being.
Pfff...
No way Colon F. is doing Kate Mess. I heard she is back with her crack head ex. They are going to take a vacation to Paris soon.
WELL AT LEAST ANGELINA DOESN'T HAVE TO POSE AS SOMEONE ELSE IN ORDER TO FEEL LIKE SHE IS INTERACTING WITH OTHER HUMAN BEINGS
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I don't get it. We all have names other than our real names. You think my momma named me Rabies?
nick, you can fuck me anytime...and BTW, call your brother drew! you both can fuck me!!
Gee, Rabies, I thought she was just creative!
A Lachey sandwich? I'll have me some of that!
Actually, she was creative. I have a hippie name in real life =)
I have a song name.
I have a noun for a name
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MERAMARI IS MARIA ELENA | 03.24.06 - 4:24 pm | #
Why would you say something like that?
yes! a hot, steamy, nasty night of sex with those two hot brothers...
I have a sickenly sweet nickname...unlike the real me.
But Mr. Hearts loves it. CUKES!
Hi, Mousie! Haven't been posting at the same time til now.
I think the asshat who is harassing mera is fake tim.
Fake Tim sucks my hairy balls.
But Mr. Hearts is sickenly sweet... 
BTW, they are making a movie out of the Stephen King book that has "TAK" in it!
There's something funny about the pickle avatar between two vagina-flower Georgia O'Keefe's
Desperation! Sorry, forgot the name!
Sic the bunny on him!
Rabies...nice! I love the way your mind works! 
It's all the sexual comments here today. Or maybe it's because it's friday and I only see my bf on the weekends
I think it's both, Rabies! Some of the comments and avatars get me really horned up!
Bunny you better invite me to your hot tub party I got the farm animals in my barn all ready and lubed up
Rabies!
Go get 'em FOOOOOOOOO!
Hearts, they ARE! Oh Lord, when will they learn that Stephen King books don't translate well onto the big screen? *moans in disgust*
fake tim is "miz got busted" and a host of others. Ignore. And Moderator, wherefore art thou?
GrappleHooks | 03.24.06 - 4:11 pm | #
OMG!!!! I love your Gravatar. My favorite so far!!!!
Cool. Katie Cheetolet is bringing lubed up farm animals to the hot tub party. I can't fucking wait.
don't call the SPCA OK?
"MERAMARI IS MARIA ELENA"
is Tammy from VA, aka the brangelina stalker.
Always the same dumb posts. Always thinking people are using different names. Always on the brang threads.
hi Scout, Mouse and Hearts I missed you guys! and of course Bunny!
Mouse...
The only one that I thought made an okay jump to the screen was "The Stand."
Is that really KatieScarlett...cuz no avatar?
MOD...we need the MOD...Tammy is loose again!!!
katie...where the heck have you been? And where is your avatar..."as God is my witness...?"
its me.. getting a new one!!! on the way
but it will be totally different.. so don't be surprised LOL
We have missed your words of wisdom, katie scarlett, and also, your words of pure sleaze...like "farm animals!" Good one!
I will bet you have been cooking and cleaning...nothing more serious than that is allowed.
I actually got a job LOL
I need some fucking cheetos.
katie scarlett...you whore...working for money! Just like Natalie "my shit don't stink" Portman!
AMAZING
gah Brad sure knows how to attract the desperate women.
Jolie... get the fuck over yourself, jesus.
I work on the corner LOL forr cheetos and stale beer LOL
Just stay away from my corner! I am working the next one over!
It's nice to see smiling pictures of the Pitt family. You know they have a great relationship.
Katie needs some meth. Foo, get on that shit, bitch. I am hoarding mine until the party. Oh, BTW, the ratwagon is leaving tonight and you'll be hooked up by midnight. I will be riding on the dashboard because my eyeballz are buggin out of my head right now and my second rodent in charge will be driving. Too many cheetos and not enough crank. Make sure I get my pleather back. I need it for the party.
look for me soon with new avatar hearts gotta run!
What I want to know, is WTF is that thing on the side of Brad Pitt's face?
forget meth how about some home grown?
Listen shitheads, I would love to stay and play and be all "nice" and "maternal" and talk about knitting or whatever it is you bitches talk about when I'm not around but I have to go take a piss. Then I have to roll some joints for the weekend and go get Mouse's ratwagon out of the shop because I'm sick of waiting for my stash. She is the worst drug dealer EVER. Hell, I have fucking had it! Bitch is fired! Send me your resumes if any of you hookers are interested. You need to be quick, timely and able to keep your dirty mits out of my stash. Got it? You need to be not only my dealer but my mood coordinator. I also prefer the word "street pharmacist." It's much classier. You also need to specialize in cocaine, crack, liquid G, Special K, heroine, ecstacy, acid, cat tranquilizers, prescription meds and Mouse's favorite - METH. In fact, you better be a fucking meth expert. Having your own meth lab is even better. Shit, you better specialize in just about everything because lord knows I can't stay on the wagon for more than 5 fucking minutes. Anyway, have a bat-shit crazy weekend sluts. Keep your cooters clean and your mouths closed. Love ya!
Little Bunny Foo Foo...
Truly love ya too...you are too fucking funny!
P.S. Mouse you'll get your pleather back when I'm in a good mood. Which is basically like never. Snort.
Bunny I have got crabs what shall I do?
Later Foo Foo.....
Mouse, what pleather? I missed something...LOL
Katie - WTF are you talking about?
Okay, fine. Well, Mouse just got a new connection and gets all of that for a huge volume discount. Anyone want to take Foo's place? Naughty? My lab is running like clockwork AND I found great security. Man, those crazy Colombians! My crop is ready to harvest and it's gonna be a bumper one, dudes.
Gotta go hose that new security dude. He is a bit young but has a dick like a howitzer. HAHAHA! Where the fuck is my lighter? Foo...........did you sneak in here again, you bitch?
Ok Mouse, I will take The Foo's place for this weekend, and only this weekend. My butt doesnt look great in assless chaps and pleather, hence only this weekend. And you HAVE to keep the supply coming at all time. I mean it... I want to be sitting by the pool and I want that shit Ived into me.
I stole your lighter and your Barry Manilow c.d. Whatta ya gonna do about it? Now go get me a bag of cheetos!
Seriously, I gotta go. One of my hooker friends is waiting for me to bring her some smokes. I treat my friends like shit too. It's my fucked up way of showing love. Thanks for playing today Mouse. No harm intended. Bye slut!
Ew. barry Manilow? Foo, you are fired. Don't fuck too many rodents this weekend, bitch. MUA!
Isn't that how Angelina GOT Brad in the first place?
Thanks, Sassy! Who'd have thought an entire class could be spent looking for an avatar?
That brit statue had me craking up!LOL i would want to give birth that way! rotfl
Foo Foo you make me about DIE with laughter!!!
forgot what I was gonna write!! DAMMIT!!!
oh yeah...if the sound hasn't hit yet, that's Brad's penis being ripped off his body to be stored on top of the frige by angie!
^_^
Jolie doesn't want Brad doing any sex scenes because she knows what goes around comes around.
So Kristin and Nick broke up!? No fucking way!!
I think it's plausible that Angie said that...she's a fucking TWAT! That IS how she got/caught Brad in the first place Glad she can recognize that at least!!!! Brad is such a pussy that he'll probably do what she asks. They belong together...
Jen Jen.. how can we please you.. tell us okay.. is it money..? You got enough so no more for you..; but, you could remake Caddyshack and be the gophers.. playing each and everyone one with any character/personality you desire..! All better now? good.
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DIRTY COLIN and COCAINE KATE may be in a new sex VIDEO ???? MARVELOUS...Ma ma MIA...
Tonton Ravachol, the french fool
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We will see if Brad does any more sex-scenes. The guy is whipped each day.
Angelina not a jalous?
Remember?
When married to Billy Bob she was asked in an interview about their relationship. She said if Billy Bob would cheat her the only thing that would stop her from killing him is the fact that he has children.
Good for Brad he adopded her kids.
All I can say is that I hope Angie will one day have to go through the same things as Jennifer A. Karma is a Bitch! I can't stand Angelina; her lips, her attitude and her blatent disregard for other people and their feelings. Some think this is an attitude to emulate, but I think it's just sad that people would choose her to look up to!
in Temecula,CA there is a scientology compound. they have an Arc (like Noah's) there.
I watched that really bad movie today with Vince Vaughn and John Travolta where Vince marries John Travolta's ex, and he is a murderer etc., and I realized, Vince Vaughn may just be the worst actor in Hollywood. He literally never changes his facial expression. He is wooden beyond belief. Moral of the story - he and bland average boring mediocre Aniston are a good pair, and should produce lots of bland mediocre talentless progeny.
LMAO! It looks like Kiki is airing out her cooter. Maybe she was feeling "not so fresh!"
It amazes me that Angelina Jolie, sex goddess, dominant woman and maneater that she is, could be so insecure. She doesn't look fat, she looks pregnant and not Britney Spears pregnant, either.
No, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty belong together. Colin still has a chance to pull his shit together. The other two...I don't think they have it in them to be sober for long.
Thetanland...LMAO! No seriously, stop the insanity. Somebody drop a Molotov cocktail on that place before they take over the friggin world.
Anon | 03.26.06 - 9:06 pm
Vince Vaughn IS the worst actor in the world, plus he's a major drunk and an asshole, too. During the filming of that movie in Wilmington, North Carolina (over on the coast) Vince Vaughn got drunk and started some shit in a bar and got Steve Buscemi stabbed. Vince is barred (no pun intended) from every bar in Wilmington as the result of his alcohol-fueled brawls.
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