Umm nothing comes to mind
she appears to be alive?
oMG YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WTF happened to her?
*stunned silence*
Scary, don't know who she is but she looks nasty.
OMG!!!!!!!!!! looks like somebody hit her with a hot bag of nickles!!!!!!!
Yikes.
Cannot resist: First!!! Sorry.
WTF is going on with her "hair"??? Oh my god...I just noticed the face underneath it...aaaaahhhhhhggggggg!!!!
didn't Britney Spears wear that same dress a couple months ago?
She's better looking than Joan Rivers?
That's the best I can do.
Nice skunk hair.
I think theres a poodle attacking the back of her head...Yaaayyyyy it's Friday, what the hell am I talking about I don't work HAHAHAHA
Later
The Ice Queen
Good lord, someone must have thrown water on her, because she's meltttttiiiiiingggg
she looks like she's pushing out a turd.
jen-o--lol...she so does too
What's wrong with her cheeks??? and entire face actually?
We share the last same last name and I am hot.. There something nice
If her eyes were any further apart, she could see behind her! and she has more chins than a chinese phone book...
Wow
...actually...it kind of looks more like she's sniffing a turd, not necessarily pushing one out...no?
YIKES!!!
oo-FAH
Looks like she has dog hair in the back...WTF?????
I think she looks lovely for someone 423 years old. There. I said something something nice.
I actually do think that's the same dress Brit wore. Good eye potato! Just proves that the weird boob issues are on account of the dress's weird mesh reflection.
She looks like one of those cabbage patch kids dolls I used to have as a kid!!! haha
you don't believe me? check this out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Cab...bage_Patch_Kids
she beautifully coordinated the shades of ashy yellow on her teeth to her hair...There...something nice from me too.
i'd rather fuck that than the crypt keeper.
was that nice?
She looks like the abominable snow monster from the Rudolph movie.
her eyes are a lovely shade of crooked.
like she got kicked in the head by a donkey.
she seems to be successfully growing one giant dreadlock.
Bug Spray--Ah yes...the bumble. But does she bounce?
sharon stone looks a little tired from all the promotion of B.I.2
Tim, you're a snark master!!!
something else positive...
...
hmmm...
...
oh!
she's not killing me.
i appreciate that very much.
oh, my snark is worse than my bite.
remember those trolls you stuck on your pencils and spun them around to make their hair go all nuts and their eyes rattle??? Someone should have stopped spinning her a while ago...
...I do appreciate the full-on rip curl, pipeline, thing she's got going on in the front though...that probably took some doing.
jen-o...so that bad smell is her upper lip?
i iwsh her left eye would stop staring at me.
or, i wish her right eye would pay attention to me.
Something Nice. Hmmm... She looks better in this photo than the carnival she usually is.
jen-o...so that bad smell is her upper lip?
Rabies | 03.24.06 - 5:47 pm | #
...if that's where the turd is...
Tim, that is very funny 
I actually laughed.. and I never do that I feel ill now.
she looks like a taxidermized house-cat.
i iwsh her left eye would stop staring at me.
or, i wish her right eye would pay attention to me.
tim
lololol
Jen-o, I didn't even notice that until I enlarged the photo. In looking at it now, I can almost hear her snorting. Seriously.
she got hit by the ugly oak.
Poor Sally. Did you know she's an ordained minister!?
Shit...my cat, turned inside out, is better looking than that!
i'd rather fuck that than the crypt keeper.
was that nice?
tim | 03.24.06 - 5:37 pm |
Tim, I guess that's nice.. for her... depending on your talent and skilzzzz
i iwsh her left eye would stop staring at me.
or, i wish her right eye would pay attention to me.
tim | 03.24.06 - 5:48 pm
Oh hell no!! That was farkin funny
i iwsh her left eye would stop staring at me.
or, i wish her right eye would pay attention to me.
tim | 03.24.06 - 5:48 pm | #
hahahahaha...i'm peeing a little.
Say something nice:
Well, she's given us the chance to see what happens when 80s bangs are allowed to grow for 20 years.
Uh.................Oh Good Lord. Back to the lab for another sample.
she is still better lookin then all the fatso posters on dlist.
I'm gonna step out on a big fucking limb here and say that I've always heard Sally's a great broad.
Okay, she hasn't aged all that well? But her smile is totally sincere and sweet.
And look at that crazy fucking pompadour! Only a true badass bitch would even think of attempting such a thing.
If I have this much FUCK YOU in me when I'm Sally's age, I'll be one happy senior.
Tim, you need your own comedy stand-up routine.
Seriously. You are one funny dude.
What do you do for a living?
I like the front of her hair?
go home fattys.
she is still better lookin then all the fatso posters on dlist.
Anonymous | 03.24.06 - 5:57 pm | #
Heeeeyyy....who you callin' fatso?
And as far as that "hair" goes, I think it's like the geriatric version of the mullet...business in the front, party...er...apocolypse in the back.
bug spray, i sit behind a computer and earn rent and health insurance. but, i take improv comedy classes, too. i consider that more my job. this is just a fun place to mouth off, anonymously.
Putas, I see you have your pharmacy license back in time for the weekend. 
jen-o...i laughed a little too loud on that last one...the apocalypse crack was classic.
Tim, you should be writing sitcoms in LA. They'd be a helluva lot funnier.
When your star rises, I expect to see you on Leno or Letterman one of these days.
Don't ferget about us little people here at Dlisted.
Tim...thanks...
and on that note...I'm going to pry what's left of my ass out of this chair and try to accomplish SOMETHING today!!!
Bye you guys...happy snarking!
hehehe-
i'll tweak sally kirkland's nipple as a signal to you, bug spray.
Say something nice: nice earring ?
LOL! Deal!
tim, you and MK should get with each other and write a sitcom. Oh man, talk about a hit!
Bug Spray - Yeah I got my license so I could start gathering "things" for the Hot Tub party. It is never too soon to be prepared. There is some Boy Scout motto in that. I was never in Boy Scouts. I slept with Boy Scouts, so I guess it was more Boy Scouts were in me....
Putas! You sloot! 
thnx mousie. my people will get in touch with MK's people.
hehe
HAHAHA! Take a meeting, tim.
She looks disturbingly similiar to Mrs. Crabtree (the bus driver) from South Park
something nice: her lipstick is nicer shade of red than christina aguilera's. really brings out the yellow in her 200 year old teeth.
Yes well Mousie I try
None of you will ever get old, mottled, or deluded. Clearly you're all fucking immune from aging.
How lovely it must be to be you!
You clueless, stupid, arrogant assholes.
I remember seeing Madonna calling her a "dogface" @ a restuaurant in the "80's.
I wonder what happened to those 2 ?
Mother is a epic disaster. Those cheek implants . uuff. Im skurred. That plasma storm of a hairdo. Lordine, Lordine.
that whole visage should come with a warning sign
Putas, are you here darlin'? I think it was you teased me with a tidbit about your cousin sleeping with John Stamos. I wanted details, but never did get them.
Size? Stamina? Extra points for creativity?
Who is this?
Who is she? I wasn't around in the 40's like all of you tards... sorry.
She looks like the abominable snow monster from the Rudolph movie.
Bug Spray | 03.24.06 - 5:37 pm
I love him and think hes gorgeous.
Wasn't she nominated for an Oscar once and she has been riding that claim to fame ever since?
Don't you think she looks like a cabbage patch kids doll???
is it just me lol
If Glenn Close doesn't want to do 103 Dalmations, Sally would make a great Cruella DeVille!
if i had a pet turkey, i would hope it's neck would be as pretty as hers.
who is this scarrry thing?
Ummmmmmmmm.... yeeaaaah..... yup... oh forget it!
she looks absolutely nothing like who she looked like before. this can't be her.
Holy Christ! Jesus! Son of a bitch! I'm overwhelmed by her fugliness! How I wish I could pluck my eyes from my skull and soak them in bleach!
Has anyone seen the ep. of "Dr. 90210" with the hideous blond lady who thinks she's a model and wants her chin done. The one who thought she had "great legs"? Well, this woman looks like her in about 20 years! Does anyone know the lady I'm talking about's name? I'm dying to see more pics of her. Please help!
Fock Me!
OMFG!
Sally Kirkland is awesome!
AAAAAAAGGGGH! I need a cig so bad i could kill!!!!
THE FUTURE BRITNEY SPEARS.
Who is she?
None of you will ever get old, mottled, or deluded. Clearly you're all fucking immune from aging.
How lovely it must be to be you!
You clueless, stupid, arrogant assholes.
Mrs. Depp | 03.24.06 - 6:38 pm | #
you are sooo right! We live in Never Never Land with Peter Pan
LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!!!
what the hell is wrong with her face and hair
wat is with this pix its sooo wrong
Sally is part of a strange religious cult called "The Church of the Movement of Spiritual Awareness (MSIA)" - scary stuff! She's actually an "Ordained Minister" in this organization. This group's main point seems to be taking 10% of member's income, with no real explanation of where this money goes to (besides the coffers of the John-Roger, the weirdo guru founder of the group). I have a huge problem with this shit and those who are members!!!
If she needs to mop the floor, she can just roll around and then wash her hair later.
IF PEOPLE CANT'T DEAL W/A LITTLE CRITISISM, THEN MAY BE THEY SHOULD NOT READ ALL THIS FUN STUFF WE WRITE ABOUT.
ummm the words "Getty Images" are real straight across the bitches chest
***None of you will ever get old, mottled, or deluded. Clearly you're all fucking immune from aging.
How lovely it must be to be you! ***
My mother is 65 years old and my dear friend and neighbor is 84. Both still wear makeup, dress appropriately nice for their ages and are lovely women. They do not look like freakish mutants desperately clinging their youth by drastic surgery or other unnatural means or still trying to dress like they're 25.
It's possible to grow old and still maintain your dignity and beauty. Just not in Hollyweird.
Something nice... the sides of her nose don't look completely pinched together
katie scarlett where you been?!!
I started a new job so I have been busy and I ditched my avatar playing with some new ones right now going for some funny new looks LOL
great the same old dlisted sluts are online as usual. do you assholes have lives? your husbands must hate you. Go do something you idiots
The Conan O'Brien-esque part of her 'do is very shiny.
old hags
great the same old dlisted sluts are online as usual. do you assholes have lives? your husbands must hate you. Go do something you idiots
Shit Head Stan | 03.24.06 - 9:19 pm | #
your name says it all
Bug Spray, I second that. There's growing old gracefully and there's growing old and pretending as if you still look the same as you did at 25 (even though by 25, one should not be fucking up your hair with crimpers, and then frizzing it up, dying it platinum and then using a different colored hairpiece in the back, having horrible plastic surgery causing one eye to be different than the other, your cheekbones to look freakishly like they were molded out of your ass far, and then have your tits hanging out with the only barrier between saggy skin and you would be a sheer top circa 1991, Paula Abdul "Cold-Hearted Snake" video).
That's all I'm saying.
Skankbot go get busy being a top new york lawyer.
Ahhh, yikes. Where do I begin? First off, her hair.......
Tori Spelling looks good here
I agree with Shit head Stan. You soccer moms that spend all day in here are irritating for everyone else. Go take care of you kids please. You are boring!
Cannot resist: First!!! Sorry.
Vixyn | 03.24.06 - 5:16 pm | #
did ypu mean seventh?
agree with Shit head Stan. You soccer moms that spend all day in here are irritating for everyone else. Go take care of you kids please. You are boring!
Anna | 03.24.06 - 9:49 pm | #
why don't you two hook up and fuck each other oh you can;t you are the same person
nice... uhmmm. lets see, got it! : the watermark covers part of te pictures ( thanks getty images, next time get the face!)
it looks like she has the batman symbol under her face....
seriously...
thats weird
before:
http://awards.fennec.org/k/
kirkl...land_sally.html
I am speechless.
She looks like an old Nicole Kidman.
People get old, it happens. Why everyone is so freaked out, I have no idea.
The front part of her hair isn't that bad it's the back half that's scaring the fuck out of me, mommy hold me.
On say something nice...she has better looking boobs than Star Jones.
Shit Head Stan and Anna,
Your right, we totally suck, have nothing better to do and now I know why my kids killed the cat.
BTW, what is it like being perfect?
OMG she has got that, "I shake when I put on lipstick so half the shit gets on my teeth" look.
But on the same note, her teeth are straight, where'd she buy them?
Please get her off this site or I swear I'll go straight.
uuhhh, the swirl on her head front is a work of art?
her hair looks like skanky old yippy dog fur.
She's living proof, that Barbie cheated on Ken with a Troll doll.
I liked her in one movie..
uuhhh, the swirl on her head front is a work of art?
letinstar | 03.24.06 - 11:51 pm | #
No surfer can ride that wave.
The Trump needs to get with her.
crees dahl your a psycho. Get a life.
I hate soccer moms.
Everything in that picture is just wrong!
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IT'S SHARON STONE in BASINC INSTINCT 5 !!!
Have a nice day,
Tonton Ravachol, the french fool
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None of you will ever get old, mottled, or deluded. Clearly you're all fucking immune from aging.
How lovely it must be to be you!
You clueless, stupid, arrogant assholes.
Mrs. Depp | 03.24.06 - 6:38 pm | #
Perhaps, but at least we won't wonk out our eyes with bad plastic surgery, dress like Britney Spears' psychotic grandmother and steal our hair from My Little Pony while skanking it up for the paparazzi as if we were 20 and not eleventy.
Well... at least she isn't as hungover as I am.
Seeing this image kind of scares me. It makes me ponder what's in store for me.
Age is such a whore! I'm already in my late 30's and I see wrinkles forming all over my face...and the old jaw line is softening.
Nature is a mother fucker.
for 66 she looks fab
i wish she was my granny
she looks like alot of fun
thats about how jessica simpson will look like in 30 /40 years
or worse
=(
anywho this lady looks fab exept the nose kinda looky freaky
but she looks hawt
Perhaps, but at least we won't wonk out our eyes with bad plastic surgery, dress like Britney Spears' psychotic grandmother and steal our hair from My Little Pony while skanking it up for the paparazzi as if we were 20 and not eleventy.
little cheeto | 03.25.06 - 5:49 am |
#
Well Put
Nice earrings.
One eye is on Venus and the other one's on Mars.
Um... death becomes her.
she's on sci fi channel right now--a movie called the haunted.
She kinda looks like lisa Kudrow.
This is NOT getting old. This is getting fucked up by a plastic surgeon. Let's keep this reality, now.
Meet Paris Hilton in thirty years. Seen everywhere for doing nothing!
wow @ her cheek bones.
Does she still keep her Boy Toy ... Tyrone Jackson ????
Here is more like it:
http://www.cinemorgue.com/
sallyk...llykirkland.jpg
I think she signed on to the billion year faith contract of Scientology, and she is just coming back to renew the contract for the next billion years. That's all.
Jersey girls are cool!
Oh, man - you guys are killing me tonight! Talk about snarking...I'm supposed to be working on (Turbo) taxes right now, and my husband keeps saying, what you laffing at over there?....is my avatar showing?
This women looks horrible. What the hell did she do to her face? She makes me scared.
An old lady w/bad hair. Big frickin deal.
Hmm, I remember when she had her
implants removed because they were
making her very ill, guess not anymore! 
Sally Kirkland used to be absolutely gorgeous:
http://www.sallykirkland.com/ima...es/
sallybw4.jpg
And she is a wonderful actress. You should catch the movie "Anna" sometimes.
Ok, I've said two nice things.
That is not a good look for her - she needs a stylist, new hairdo and makeup, and neck scarves.
And here she is older, looking much better at the Oscars a couple years back.
http://www.ndh.org/ARTIMAGE/4218.../
4218pic497.jpg
What happened to her??!!! She looks like she's 70 years old!!
Why?
I'd say she's lost her looks, except she always looked like a pile of burning shit.
I'm scared... Now I can't sleep.
Nothing
What kind of plastic surgery fresh hell is that? It looks like someone pinched her nose with a pair of pliers and then ran over her face with a truck. And the hair speaks for itself...no comment necessary! Lawd have mercy!
Damn, that was supposed to be "say something nice." Well, I screwed that one up, didn't I?
She almost looks alive?
crees dahl your a psycho. Get a life.
Anna | 03.25.06 - 1:27 am | #
I have a life. I may be stuck in a cage with a box of pop tarts and a laptop, but last time I checked, I still have a pulse.
You still haven't answered my question though. What is it like being perfect? Or do you need to ask the girl that is fucking your man?
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