I'm not going to say ...first.
will they just go away already? especially her
HOLY CRAP IM NOT 923RD!!!
BUT I WAS ANONYMOUS SO NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
Yes, please, both of them. Go. Away. Now.
I can deal with Lachey's bitching for a bit longer, but can somebody PLEASE tell Chin to jump off a cliff?
I love nick lachey...love him...that dumb jessica...
Well, I'm sure they talk about other things, such as the war in Iraq and world peace, but the editors probably cut that right out and give people what they really want to hear: their breakups. And people think that's all they talk about. It's the price they pay though. If they say "No comment" and refuse interviews, then we wouldn't see them again. Remember Angelina did the same thing after her breakup with Billy Bob. That breakup really made her career.
Looks like Jennifer Aniston got her nose did.
I wanna totally do Nick.
oh please. bitching about their breakups? anyone who thinks that didn't read the article. bitch can't say anything without being accused of being whining. ridiculous
It would have been cooler to pose them in cheerleading costumes, smiling brightly..
WTF??
Angelina Jolie couldn't keep her fucking mouth shut when her and Billy Bob broke up. Bitch went on a talking rampage. And how was SHE not whining? give me a break
I read the aniston interview and all she does is bitch. no surprise.
I'm on team lachey. 
Seriously so sick of these 2. And when will they stop scaring me with Maniston's face on mags. I wish they put models on the covers like they used too.
The bitch should be put out of her misery for all our sakes.
Nick hasn't bitched much-yet. JA on the other hand can step on a landmine for all I care.
FUCK THAT SHIT,I WOULD BITCH TOO IF ANGELINA THE BLOOD SUCKING SLUT CAME AND TURNED MY BITCH BRAD OUT! YOU KNOW THAT'S THE SHIT THEY FIGURED THEY HAD IN COMMON. SHE WAS LIKE "YOU KNOW I'M A VAMPIRE, RIGHT?" AND HE WAS LIKE "COOL, I PLAYED ONE IN A MOVIE"
Chin
Chinnifer
Chinnifer Brokeback
Chin Chin the Talking Monkey
Maniston
Manny Tranny
Cantkeepamaniston
Whiny Bitch
Alpha......amen.
I love the baiting of "don't feel sorry for me", it's right up there with "don't ask me about my day", "I am so fat", "my hair looks like shit I am going to cut it off" and any other juvenile question I have asked my girlfriends in the locker room after fifth period gym class.
If they want to bitch I want to hear the real dirt, what exactly happend, where and with whom and I want pictures, I dont want this other crap
APPLE | 03.25.06 - 2:01 pm | #
Angie went on a publicity run after she and BBT split and was whining her fucking ASS OFF! You people who are Angie and Brad fans obviously are NEWBIES to the whole "we love Angie and she can do no wrong" fan club because if you were truly the adoring fans that you claim to be you would KNOW THIS ALREADY!
If you think its bad now wait till she's out promoting her next movie. She'll be everywhere. Dear God let the Break Up bomb or we'll never be free of maniston. Sorry Vince I like you but its really for the best.
I don't give a flying monkey if Jolie bitched or not. If she did it wasn't enough to reach my radar and I'm a celebrity gossip whore. Aniston bitches to keep herself in the headlines. She's hanging on to the divorce drama like her career depends on it which it does. Without the title of the scorned woman she is nothing. Nick is just doing the same.
If she had the same amount on her bank-account as I have, then I would feel sorry for her.
I need her to die already.
Her album is going to BOMB! She will sell some, but no way will it become a chart topper! She's managed to overexpose herself and people are tired of seeing and listening to her...
Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt | 03.25.06 - 2:32 pm | #
This was said about Jessica Simpson. Replace the word album with movie and replace chart topper with box office hit. It totally applies to Maniston.
Fiona | 03.25.06 - 2:37 pm | #
I guess when Angie was bitching to every mag that interviewed her at the time she wasn't a big enough STAR to warrent your attention! This was before she bought, oh sorry, was given her post as a UN goodwill ambasador and before she started doing her LC movies...You know before she acually gave a damn about children suffering and world economic issues...I guess she was too busy tonguing her brother at the time...
I also have to say that i'm not too thrilled with seeing Jennifer in all of her horrible movies and on the cover of several magazines. She should go back to TV. It was the venue that she is strongest at.
No dick, lying dwarf, immature, petty, fearful, bitter describes the secret crossdresser Nick Legay.
Nick is boring but I still want him to get all that bitch's money. Jen, I just want to stab in the neck with an icepick.
LMAO | 03.25.06 - 2:42 pm | #
Funny
...and I agree..I don't really like Jen, but I can't stand Brad and Angie. I would rather they ALL disappear..in that "sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle" Anniston was talking about....
Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt | 03.25.06 - 2:46 pm | #
So you're saying Nick Lachey is a bigger star now than Jolie was then? I don't think so.
Again I don't care if she took out a friggin billboard that has nothing to do with the pity me rampage Aniston is on. She is pathetic and tragic. End of story.
The Jolie-Pitts own Maniston and I love it.
Penis Vagina Man Rides Again. LOL
Mmmmm.... I remember when BBT left AJ and she did talk, but she's always been like that. You ask that girl when she had her last period and she's going to tell all the details. How do we know then that she used to cut herself, that she's done all kinds of drugs and that she used to get men to the hotel whenever she felt like having sex? She said it, and she's got no problem with it. That's how she's always been, and I admire her for that. Wish I could have that "This is me. You don't like it, your bad" attitude all the time.
On the other hand, miss JA (mmmm... AJ, JA, I see a pattern here) wasn't babbling to any tabloid that would listen to her about her life. Actually, she's always been against paparazzis and tabloids and people that keep talking to them. Now she just wants to talk and talk about "Oh poor me. Brad left me, but please, don't feel sorry for me. I'm a tough cookie. I'm ok" while throwing a tantrum in front of reporters. EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD HAS BEEN DUMPED AT LEAST ONCE!
houdini you are a real poet....
Fiona | 03.25.06 - 2:51 pm | #
Ah..I never mentioned Nick Lachey???? Personally I hope he gets not only 1/2 of Chestica's $$$ but spousal support as well!
Oops, pressed enter before finishing. What I meant was "everyone in THAT world (hollywood) has been dumped AT LEAST once". You want to talk about it for a bit, perfect, do so, but don't you think it's time to stop when you've done your 100th cover saying the same thing? Jeez!
You are all pathetic. Aniston isn't whining on her own - the interviewers keep asking her all these fucking questions about her divorce and how she feels about Brad rubbing his mistress in her face. What the hell is she supposed say?! Fuckers.
I only brought Nick into it because you said that Jolie was not a big enough star to get my attention. Even then she was huge compared to Nick and he is still making the rounds on the gossip shows and is on the cover of mags. Hey we agree on one thing. Nick should get paid.
I don't think Nick has whined NEAR enough...I will bet living with that bitch was pure hell.
I also don't think Jennifer is whining...I read the article and she is just answering the questions posed to her...I think she just wants to get on with her life.
Sorry Beaner you're the pathetic one if you honestly believe that Maniston doesn't have the choice to say No Commnet. That she doesn't have the choice to tell her pit bull Huvane to have the interviewer sign a contract agreeing to leaving all questions about Brad, Angie, the divorce out of the interview.
If we have to see them all the time--at least Pitt and Jolie are good-looking. Maniston is ugly and has only infomercials in her future.
What the hell is she supposed say?!
Beaner | 03.25.06 - 2:57 pm | #
NO COMMENT
To all posters who stated that Jen aniston is not bitching: YOU ARE ALL IN DENIAL.
That bitch aniston is bitching about Brad (sensitivity chip)..bitching about angie (Bermuda triangle)..bitching about her movie "Derailed" (It's tha last kind I'll make).. bitching about movie "Rumor Has It" (it's the worst movie of my life, it's the worst experience of my life).. bitching about V V (he does not pick his mess, he's not husband type).. bitching about rabbit sh*t in her backyard.. bitching about her dead therapist (OMG is this a cosmic joke?).
She should bitch about her chin, nose and hotdog legs..
To all posters who stated that Jen aniston is not bitching: YOU ARE ALL IN DENIAL.
That bitch aniston is bitching about Brad (sensitivity chip)..bitching about angie (Bermuda triangle)..bitching about her movie "Derailed" (It's tha last kind I'll make).. bitching about movie "Rumor Has It" (it's the worst movie of my life, it's the worst experience of my life).. bitching about V V (he does not pick his mess, he's not husband type).. bitching about rabbit sh*t in her backyard.. bitching about her dead therapist (OMG is this a cosmic joke?).
She should bitch about her chin, nose and hotdog legs..
To all posters who stated that Jen aniston is not bitching: YOU ARE ALL IN DENIAL.
That bitch aniston is bitching about Brad (sensitivity chip)..bitching about angie (Bermuda triangle)..bitching about her movie "Derailed" (It's tha last kind I'll make).. bitching about movie "Rumor Has It" (it's the worst movie of my life, it's the worst experience of my life).. bitching about V V (he does not pick his mess, he's not husband type).. bitching about rabbit sh*t in her backyard.. bitching about her dead therapist (OMG is this a cosmic joke?).
She should bitch about her chin, nose and hotdog legs..
I'm neither a fan of Maniston nor Brangelina. I don't think that Maniston can be blamed for whining though. She's not the journalist asking the questions. And I think she made some good points in the interview about society & celeb culture in general.
Whatevs. I'm just saying. I could give a rats ass about her or her ex.
Re: Lachey. I can't wait to see Chestica's rebuttal. Somewhere along the way I predict that her "spokesperson" will comment about how "sad" it is that he's trying to "exploit his relationship with her during this very trying time."
Alpha
"You ask that girl when she had her last period and she's going to tell all the details."
That's true. She was like that and I liked her for that. She was a soziopath, but a sympathic one.
Then while doing Tom RaiderI she changed. Perhaps it was the brainwashing she got to fit in the role of Lara, perhaps it was the bucks of money she got.
Since then she acts very calculated, lies and is false. Even if she says something unusual or crazy there's always something behind she wants to reach for her own purpose.
Why is it that all the people who post on anything to do with Brad, Angelina or Jennifer Aniston are all PSYCHOS? LOSERS! None of you know a damn thing about any of these people. Nothing! Get lives!
Angie changed for various reasons. She was in her early to mid 20s when she shared everything with the world.
She adopted Maddox and decided to keep at least parts of herself private. And finally every thing she said was used against her. By keeping relatively quiet she could still be as crazy as she wants to be without everyone knowing all her business. Jennifer should take a page from the book of Angie.
heartsflowers | 03.25.06 - 3:00 pm | #
I feel the same way I also don't think there is anything wrong with her answering the reporters questions...If you have a problem with her responses then don't buy the magazines...Just like I don't buy the 20 magazine covers with pics of Brad and Angie on them
mer | 03.25.06 - 3:16 pm | #
First...One post is enough! repeating yourself three times is OVERKILL..
Secondly...in your world Bitching=Talking because Angie has talked about her cutting herself, getting herself committed, her many tatoos, kissing her brother, her bad relationship with her father, BBT being the love of her life, her subsequent break-up with BBT, adopting Mad, never hooking up with a married man, her body, and any other irrelevant thing that she could think of to keep herself in the news and talked about....so maybe the COSMIC JOKE is on YOU!
^yawn
I forgot to write that I hate Maniston.
Anonymous | 03.25.06 - 3:27 pm | #
This is a GOSSIP BLOG in case it has escaped your notice! Get a fucking clue and go somewhere else if you don't like it...
I may not like Angie or Brad or for that matter, even Jennifer, but people are entitled to their opinions...we on Dlisted like our debates
Yeah, that always kills me when people go on gossip blogs and tell people not to comment or gossip. Then leave!
Aniston talks too much, whines too much. But she has nothing else except her failed marriage. Her career is nowhere.
Team Can't STand Jolie Pitt:
You are such a fucking loser. Yes, it's a gossip blog but all the psycho comments come out on a Brad/Angelina/Jennifer Aniston post from all the crazies like you. You think you know these people or something when the truth is you don't know shit. We have no idea why Jennifer and Brad got divorced. Quit being a loser and find something better to do with your time.
Toots - obviously you didn't read what I wrote. It's not the gossiping that bothers me it's how crazy people are on this post. You are all insane and need medication. Pronto!
Anonymous | 03.25.06 - 3:43 pm | #
I want to be on your side but can't. You keep contradicting yourself. Anyway I still hate Maniston.
Anonymous | 03.25.06 - 3:42 pm | #
If you don't like my posts then don't read them LOSER! And if you don't like people talking about Jennifer and Angie/Brad then create your own GOSSIP BLOG! Otherwise, take it up with MK...its his blog and HE is the one that chooses to post these stories...
If this concept is beyond you that I have to explain it AGAIN then maybe you're THE PSYCHO that needs to "find something better to do with your time."
ASSHOLE!
Whatever dude. You obviously don't get it. Your reaction to me is exactly what I am talking about. You are looney tunes. Did you escape from an institution?
i'm too busy feeling sorry for myself to worry about two talentless idiots. maybe tomorrow.
Anonymous | 03.25.06 - 3:52 pm | #
*yawn*
And I still hope Nick gets serious $$$ from Chestica!
I'm sure this has already been said, but they're getting what they want anyway, the egocentric morons. No one does feel sorry for them. They're got their millions. Move on down the line plz.
Team Can't Stand Jolie Pitt - You are obviously some 40ish divorced soccer mom. Did you hubby leave you for a younger, hotter and all around better woman??? Awwwwwww. Too bad for you. Is that why you feel so sorry for Aniston? You need therapy and a life. Be gone!
toots | 03.25.06 - 3:41 pm | #
Your post puts it all in perspective Toots.
Maniston has nothing now-she's pushing 40 (right?) and has no husband, no children, no mother (are they still not talking?) and a career where the highlight was her great hair.
Do we really blame Pitt for leaving? I don't-as far as I am concerned, Anniston wasted his time.
Anonymous | 03.25.06 - 3:59 pm | #
I think you are the one that needs a life! Plus, IDIOT, I never said that I feel sorry for Aniston. I said that BOTH Jennifer and Angie whined about their respective break-ups equally and that I'm sick of ALL of them but its becoming aparent that you DON'T READ!
"Did you hubby leave you for a younger, hotter and all around better woman???" PROJECTING MUCH DEAR?:LOL:
Just take your meds like a good boy and everything will be OK!
Last I checked a person does not have to have brats running around to be fulfilled. Jen A. is not a baby machine and doesn't need to be. Her mom is also a major bitch who wrote a tell all book about her own daughter. Why should Jen talk to her?
I think Brad's a saint for staying with maniston for as long as he did. I only see her in magazines and she annoys the hell out of me. Can't even imagine living with the bitch.
Yes, Team I hate Jolie-Pitt - I am projecting because I am that younger, hotter, better woman that all the middle aged moms with 5 kids automatically hate because their husbands all look at me and want to leave their wives for me. Deal with it bitch!
If Break Up bombs she'll blame Vince. If it kills at the box office she'll try to take all the credit. Wait and see.
Ah yes, Aniston has the unique gift of bringing out the worst in people. She should work for Bin Laden.
I hate everybody equally. To the core.
Stop with the frigging crying already...Nick is Hotness though...
Do we really blame Pitt for leaving? I don't-as far as I am concerned, Anniston wasted his time.
Anonymous | 03.25.06 - 4:00 pm | #
Funny how you were just saying "You are such a fucking loser. You think you know these people or something when the truth is you don't know shit. We have no idea why Jennifer and Brad got divorced. Quit being a loser and find something better to do with your time."
WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
Langley | 03.25.06 - 4:09 pm | #
Uh..OK what ever you say!..You must make your family so proud..NOT
i'm making 'special' brownies....anyone want one?
Bea- only if they contain the GOOD SHIT like Cronic.....
To quote the great Rodney King: Can't we all just get along, BITCHES????
Jennifer should be happy-vince is an upgrade. Brad Pitt is so nasty (it's called SOAP-try some!). He totally deserves a crazy bitch like Angelina. And Nick can cry to me ANYTIME!
I am boring.
we are annoying.
Hey Bzbee...just have to say I WANT THE SHOES BACK:LOL:..I know you were getting tired of them but still.....
and on another note...i don't really feel anything for ANY of these celebs..im to busy worring about "real" issues to care...but they keep me entertained so i try not hate on them too bad...with the exception of Parasite Hilton of course
I am a has-been waiting to happen.
I don't think it's Jenn's Fault - you know every interview she does - they are all asking her that crap.
i love nick... aniston is annoying! shut your trap already, biatch!
Hey Nia! Everyone clamors for the shoes! One of these days, they'll be back-I promise! I'm with you on the "escapism" of this site. Problem is, I'm such a junkie!
She makes me want to run her down with my car.
Alpha has now become my hero. I feel the same way about AJ. She's a nut but at least she's real. Hell, she's my nut now.
bzbee | 03.25.06 - 4:44 pm | #
i know how you feel...im a total Dlisted JUNKIE!..i try and stay out of the posts that talk about Angie/Brad/Jennifer 'cause they get a little too heated for me..but whatever...i guess people were more tramatized by brad and jen's split than i realized...i personally don't care about any of them..those bitches have more $$$$ than me and i know i work harder!
I say let the bitch keep yapping. It will eventually make vince come to his senses and leave her ass too.
jen should have hooked up with Vincent D'onofrio..he's WAY HOTTER! (yum)
People are so grumpy today!!!
bzbee is a moronic cunt.
I wish she would go away. Hopefully after THE BREAK UP tanks at the box office, she will. Speaking of THE BREAK UP, I hope Angie has her baby the same weekend this movie opens, June 2. Vince, What were you thinking?!
GO UCONN! Gave me a bit of a scare last night.....
Hi OakRaiderfan
^^I don't think the break up is gonna tank. I think it'll come in at #1 but because of Vince and despite Maniston.
waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa
Hi Nia!
Brad/Angie/Jennifer:
Hate them/her or love them/her, it's still a VERY hot topic. To be continued when Baby Jolie Pitt is born.........
Oakraiderfan.....that's genius. Then we can read about Chin bitching about that.
Call me what you will. I could give a shit. If baiting people and being mean is fun for you, knock yourself out-have a blast, weirdo. *mwah* xoxo
doesn't jen do a full frontal nude scene in The Break-Up?...that alone will probably save it from tanking..people love them some nudity!
And can I just mention that Chin has been airbrushed into a freakin anime on that cover. And yet.....she's still fugly.
Oh, dear god in heaven! I won't read either of these things, but let's be serious---both of these fame whores have made money from their damn breakups, so why do we need to feel sorry for them?
just thought i would point out that there are 100 posts and only 5 at the most are talking about Nick...guess brad/angie/jen arn't going away anytime soon...talk about mindshare..and here i thought Microsoft was bad....
poor Nick..can't even maintain interest on a gossip blog
I wonder what the world would be like today if Angie was having Tom's baby and Katie was having Brad's...The image scares the shit out of me!
Nia...What have you been talking about??? I know it's not about Jen and Nick!!!!
I don't feel sorry for Nick at all; he's going to make off with half of Chesty's estate AND get spousal support. Our boy's going to be fine.
And Nia, please tell me you're joking about Aniston doing full frontal nudity in her upcoming film; that just doesn't seem right.
Sassy !!!!! | Homepage | 03.25.06 - 5:27 pm | #
Hey Sassy....how right you are...my only weigh in on the situation has been that jen should have hooked up with Vincent D'Onofrio....i love him on L&O Criminal Intent....
oh..and i said that jen doing a full frontal nudity scene would probably garentee(sp) that her next movie doesn't flop as badly as her last three
I doubt it'll be full frontal. #1 no one needs to see that bony bitch naked. #2 she's too chicken and insecure to do it. The director will use all weird camera angles and props to hide the hot mess.
TAKE HER FOR HALF, NICK!!!
GrappleHooks | 03.25.06 - 5:32 pm | #
sorry GH i wish i could, but i think MK posted a story about it a couple of weeks/months ago..the story was about how she had a full body wax for her nudity scene in The Break-Up and how she is ready to get a little "edgier" with her roles
Anonymous | 03.25.06 - 5:36 pm | #
i love the description "a hot mess"...i use it OFTEN to describe my friends
"Edgier" like DERAILED?
OakRaiderfan...who knows? i havn't seen any of her movies and only got into Friends by watching re-runs..but i think that was her 1st attempt..although im not sure...
I think people haven't commented on Nick because he really hasn't said much. Chin? Oy!
Nia...I seen people were fighting about Jen/Brad/Angie and it's not worth disagree with any of them at this point. We are all going to have different opinions about the whole thing!!!!
I don't mind Nick so much. Seems like an ok guy. Chin makes me want to hurl a rock at her face.
Sassy...too true ...i feel like its such a big risk coming into a post that talks about brad/angie/jen....you open yourself up to alot of ridicule and personal attacks
...divorce, in my opinion, is hard on EVERYONE..but how bad can people really feel for any of them..their rich, talented, beautiful and at the top of their game....shit WE normal folk have to get up every morning (m-f) and work like the devil just to pay our bills...and when we have break-ups we just have to rely on our friends and family to get up through it....no national attention or mag covers here!
Right on, Nia!
I can't bring myself to care about any of this....people break-up.. then you move on, end of story.
Of course Chin is going to keep going on about not feeling sorry for her. It's far more entertaining than reading about her love of chimichangas, yoga and sunsets.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well put, nia!
thanks Bzbee and Hearts...but now im going to shut up i feel an attack coming on
We've got your back, nia baby!
I despise Nick Lache...and not for the typical reasons. He represents and personifies everything I hate about the current state of the entertainment industry. Mr Lache is only mildly talented - with a lot of work he could make village idiot!
Thanks alot Lou Pearlman, and let's not forget ol' Phil Spector and his Wall of Sound, that forever changed studio recordings...Even the most untrained and tone deaf person can now be made to sound like Barbara Streisand or Pavoratti.
I'd like to shit on the whole bunch of them...Nick Lache, Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpson, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, et al...and lot's not forget all the reality show wannabes!!!
Die all you worthless pieces of shit and anyone who worships you.
here!here!! pricilla!!
Very good post, Nia!! No matter how you feel, it seems you are taking a risk when you post something.
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
ummm, bitter much?
Have a wonderful evening everyone! I feel like I'm becoming a DLISTED junkie too!!! Time to do homework, watch a little NCAA basketball........
GO UCONN!!
I really don't feel sorry for either of them. At all. As a matter of fact, I forget about them until MK mentions them. Could they just go away already. Otherwise I'm going to start feeling sorry for myself, that I have to keep reading about them.
Don't feel bad for me!!
Alpha has now become my hero. I feel the same way about AJ. She's a nut but at least she's real. Hell, she's my nut now.
NYCMami | 03.25.06 - 4:47 pm | #
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LOL!!! Awww, you making me blush in here, girl! I bet you are just saying that because of my gravatar! Thanx anyway. 
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Alpha
"You ask that girl when she had her last period and she's going to tell all the details."
That's true. She was like that and I liked her for that. She was a soziopath, but a sympathic one.
Then while doing Tom RaiderI she changed. Perhaps it was the brainwashing she got to fit in the role of Lara, perhaps it was the bucks of money she got.
Since then she acts very calculated, lies and is false. Even if she says something unusual or crazy there's always something behind she wants to reach for her own purpose.
georgethelast | 03.25.06 - 3:24 pm | #
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You may be right about that, George. But I still think she changed (matured?) because she got Maddox, and maybe finally discovered she was now responsible for a baby and couldn't be doing all that crazy stuff she did before. But you could be right about her acting calculated and false. I just don't know. I'm biased 'cause I love her, so I can't really say.
Will Jennifer Aniston just shut up and leave Hollywood already? Will Nick Lachey just realize he is absolutely worthless? Ofcourse not. Why would they.
My Blog
Celebrity Gossip
Dear Jen Aniston,
I wrote you a letter on here the other day, but obviously you didn't see it. GO AWAY!! WE DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. THE ONLY THING I AM SORRY ABOUT IS THAT SOMEBODY ACTUALLY PUT YOU ON T.V. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE ACTRESS AND KIND OF FUG. PLEASE, PLEASE, BUY A NICE HOUSE IN A REMOTE AREA, AND LIVE A QUIET LIFE WITH VINCE. THANK YOU.
I just want to say last night, I wasted 2 hours and 4.50 of my precious money in renting "Derailed." That movie sucked, the script sucked, the plot was asinine. Asinine!!
just want to say last night, I wasted 2 hours and 4.50 of my precious money in renting "Derailed." That movie sucked, the script sucked, the plot was asinine. Asinine!!
Chestica's Implants | 03.25.06 - 6:56 pm | #
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LOL! Sorry about your "Derailed" experience Chestica's but I can't help but roflmao with your ID! Poor you!
I dunno, I think Brad's hotter now. He looked like such a Ken doll when he was with JA.
fuck off haters, she is the best.
Nick how?!
I almost rented that movie, but then I saw Maniston on the cover and kept walking. Saw "Just Friends" with Ryan Reynolds, it was funny!
Derek, your blog sucks. It's not funny. Please stop advertising it.
GrappleHooks I love love LOVE your avatar! Yeah but no but... hehe!
Toots! OMG! Exactly! Never gave him much thought before except when he married whats-her-extremely-big-face. Then I thought 'ewwww' he's slumming. Once he got with AJ, suddenly he's the most gorgeous man in the world. And some women like that scruffy jeans and t-shirt look. Lord knows I do.
She isn't shuting up yet!! Aniston is on Access Hollywood this Monday. She is going to tell us once again why we shouldn't feel sorry for her. Will someone muzzle the biotchie already! AGGGGGHHHH!!
Somebody was feeling sorry for NICK? I think most people think he's finally been released from the ball and chain of stupid Jessica and Svengali Joe!
scout | 03.25.06 - 8:07 pm | #
...exactly!
I wonder if Vogue has any articles in this issue about how to disguise a chin that looks like an ass on your face...And, for crying out loud, put some socks on those nasty-ass finger toes of Nick's!
Euew jen-o I hadn't noticed the toes before! Bleck, I hate ugly toes!
He can probably pick stuff up off the floor with them, though, and like, open doorknobs and flush toilets and stuff...that will come in handy when I tear both his arms off and beat him over the head with them if I have to read one more pity-me story
I don't even wanna think about Nick's stank-ass feet! What I do wanna know is,Scout how is your avatar animating? mine is supposed to but isn't!
On the cover of VOGUE?? Talking about a BREAKUP?? No more actress covers please, models only. Actually I should say "celebrity" because she canNOT act.
Jennifer didn't get her nose fixed. They airbrushed it. They need to airbrush her body and put some meat on her bones.
Nick is hot, but kinda lame.
Now that would be one HOT COUPLE! They should TOTALLY HOOK UP!!!! I bet Poor old Chestica would be crying in her Chicken of the Sea!!
that toes are fuck...I'd lick them...I'd fuck them...I'd suck them hard baby!
I wonder if Vogue has any articles in this issue about how to disguise a chin that looks like an ass on your face...
jen-o | 03.25.06 - 8:19 pm | #
I acually wondered if they had any articles about how to disguise lips that look like an ass for Angie....
I acually wondered if they had any articles about how to disguise lips that look like an ass for Angie....
Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt | 03.25.06 - 9:14 pm | #
Come on, love or or hate her, there is no denying that Angelina is a truly natural beauty. She's stunning.
Prophecy Grrl I made mine myself so I don't really know how yours was composed. Just make sure you are uploading a .gif, not a .jpg. And there's size limitations, but they're very generous and mine was miniscule so I would think most would work. Several have had problems with theirs animating and I have no idea why... If you see it animating when it's pending, then it will animate, I think
M.K.:
I can't see your adds.
Thanks for that Scout... apparently it's too big!
Prophecy sorry
NYCmami | Homepage | 03.25.06 - 9:19 pm | #
Accually I don't think she's beautiful at all..sorry! I DO think she's a solid actress...and before you ask, no I don't think Jennifer is beautiful either Angie's looks don't do anything for me...in my opinion she's somewhat average except for her ass-shaped lips which everyone seems to love!?!..but to each his/her own.
I don't dislike Angie because of her looks, or even because of her involvement with brad..it's her behavior and her self-agrandizement that turns me off! (and by no means do I believe that she is the worst out there)(IMO)
Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt is Jennifer Aniston!!!
Nick needs to shut is crybaby fag ass up! Damn boy u havent worked in yrs so why the fuck are u trying to sue?! I hope his ass becomes a bumb living off the streets after doing a season of flavor flav's new show! oh and team Aniston all the way!!!
tata | 03.25.06 - 9:40 pm | #
Oh how witty and clever and....oh wait it wasn't Next time you should acually read a post before you comment on it.
Thanks Scout... I will live to animate another day!
Fair enough. I guess it's comes down to attractiveness. For example Johnny Depp does nothing for me, however you can't deny he's a beautiful man. Still, ....eh. Curious, which behaviors?
I die laughing at the premise of JA's "Derailed"--hot sex and intrigue on a Chicago commuter train! Uh, must have happened in some other Chicago, because all I ever saw were people clipping their nails, screaming into cellphones or snoring.
The "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" thing is the media/papers. They do it to sell papers........mags, whatever.
HELLO!!!! DUH!!!!!!
I dunno, it's kind of refreshing for an actor to say "This movie sucked". She was desperate to do something besides Friends and took a bunch of crappy scripts to have a film career, and she should fess up to that. She should go away for a while, so she can have a "Come Back"
The sad thing about ol' Nick is that he probably sits back and looks at all the exposer he gets and thinks he actually has talent.
Does anyone else remember the comments that Brad and Chinnifer were quoted as saying when they first got married? I remember them, because I thought "well that's just typical Hollywood b.s." Several sources reported them saying things like "who knows if this will last forever, in a few years down the road we'll see"...crap like that. Obviously that's not ver batim, but I distinctly remember that...so, do I have sympathy for Chinnifer...NO!!! Get over it already and leave Vince alone. I used to adore Vince Vaughn, but not anymore for dating that skank.
The Chin is A MAN BABYYY!!!!!!!!
Imagine trying to have sex with Jennifer Analstain. I bet she is a cold fish that complains all during the act; "Get off me, you're too heavy", "You're feet are cold", "What smells so bad".
She'd be a total in bed, like having the same boring shit for dinner every night. At least with AJ he never knows, he might be be in for the ride of his life or he might killed in his sleep.
I remember Jennifer being asked what it's like to married to Brad and she responded "It's great, it's like having your best bud with you all the time" What a HOT answer Chin
thepaxilisnothelping | 03.25.06 - 6:47 pm | #
Love your post.You make my day.
Austin, LMFAO!!!! He might get killed in his sleep?!!!!
I'm sure Brad/Angie's sex life is never dull!
Seriously they should both cry in the corner.
"frontal nudity" of Jen Aniston ? sagging breast and short hotdog leg. not interesting. I would prefer Sharon Stone in "Basic Intstinct,2"
Can this pushin 40 woman hold some responsibity in life ? first is her mother, then her ex, then her flop movies, her ex-roommate , then who's next in line to hurt her. VV ? or CC?
I'm just waiting for the blame to fall on my ass
Somebody help me, I can't shut the fuck up.
Jen just may be one step closer to infomercials. I went to see Inside Man tonight and they played the Break Up trailer. Hardly anyone in the packed theater laughed. At the end I heard one guy say he'd wait for the DVD. Bye bye Maniston.
Bunch of sicko jealous haters relating to jen! BRAD & Mortica (ala angie) put this affair on front pages all over the world! Whenever ,Wherever Jen goes, it's all she's asked, you jerks! Should she go hide in a corner? THEY & their cheating asses chose this, not Her. As for her "hot dog legs, fug, etc etc", oh please! You should all be so lucky to have that bod, face and hair, get real now! And she don't wear black 24/7, no 24 tatoos, she and vince are norma, can't say the same for Mortica and Brad, like M Douglas said, lets see how long that lasts!
Help Me! I agreed to date this "man" to promote our movie, but the chick has a dick! I'd rather look at Owen Wilsons face...he had a better nose and a much better jawline. Can I PLEASE go back to knockin' nuts with Owen to promote these shit movies?
Chinocio sucks ass. She's going to ruin things for Vince I just know it.
Whoever said Nick has no talent and nothing going for him-FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! He was the one who brought the $$$ when they got married. 98 Degrees was very popular in the late 90's...but those of you who say he is/was nothing probably don't know that because you were busy changing your DEPENDS! Too many old bitches aboard...Nick Deserves half that bitches shit and he will get it. BTW, there is nothing wrong with his feet...if that is all you have to say negative about him? HE WINS! I could go on for about 2 hours about his soon to be EX!
It's not just airbrush, but the photoshopping did something weird to Aniston's face. Did they change the propotion or her head!? The upper half of her face is larger in propotion to the rest of her body. Bad graphic artist.
waht person out there would not take a swipe at an ex who left you in the way pitt shit left jen / get real. I would be so vindictive, she has been rather tame. Sorry if she is a constant reminder of what shitheads . Pitt and Jolie are. You people can't even understand what it takes for her not to spill the truth. Mags are going to say something about the situation ... to sell I am sure Jen has decided to deal with this fact and not go hide under a rock. good for her
Jennifer is still sitting on her
"Pity Pot"!! Even during television
interviews she is still stuck in her
"Rachael Green" character. There are
several hollywood stars that have gone thru public breakups and didn't go on and on and on about it!!
Remember Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz?
They said they fell in love while filming Vanilla Sky .... you didn't
hear Nicole Kidman going around saying
"Don't feel sorry for me"!
She hasn't said much, if you read the article it is the interviewer that is filling in the blanks, not her. Just like everyone who breaks things apart, they piece it together and put their own spin on things. I think Jennifer is refreshing and honest, she is right reality TV and things today, which she makes it a point to include herself in that, is looking for an escape from all the world problems and we are all about instant information, with the web and media we find things out stat.
She was dumped for AJ and then the guy moved right on with his life in less than a few months and was playing daddy to her kids and knocking her up. Aniston who didn't cheat was forced to take this and the public spotlight about how she was dumped by Brad Pitt for sexy Angelina Jolie. You try taking that, even a year after the folks who interview her while she is promoting a movie cannot help mentioning things, even when she doesn't once mention her ex in this article or his new lady.
She can call AJ & BP out on all he did, but she hasn't.
It isn't so much Jen that won't move forward as much as the publications and all these websites and you people who keep going on about it.
I hope Nick drowns his sorrow with poontang.
They are both annoying as hell. I am sick of them all!
Good morning, all!
hee hee---"poontang" is such a funny word. What a way to start the day!
Jennifer has the option of saying no comment when she is asked about the relationship. I won't blame her for being hurt but I do fault her for not taking responsibility for her mistakes. This bitch never says anything was my fault it's always something else. Her comments about the movies was just the last straw. She has absolutely nothing positive to say.
Every article on her makes me pity Brad and now Vince for having to live with such a witch.
Bitch I never felt sorry for your fucked up big chinned ass. Only dumb thing that Pitt did was marry your fug mug in the first place.
Jen aniston is Class A whiner
She even whine about her dead therapist for dying at an INCONVENIENT TIME FOR HER. What a bitch!
Jen aniston is Class A whiner
She even whine about her dead therapist for dying at an INCONVENIENT TIME FOR HER. What a bitch!
Jen aniston is Class A whiner
She even whine about her dead therapist for dying at an INCONVENIENT TIME FOR HER. What a bitch!
Jen aniston is Class A whiner
She even whine about her dead therapist for dying at an INCONVENIENT TIME FOR HER. What a bitch!
"You are such a fucking loser. You think you know these people or something when the truth is you don't know shit. We have no idea why Jennifer and Brad got divorced. Quit being a loser and find something better to do with your time."
WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt
Sorry Team, I wasn't the anonymous person that said that. My only post was this one "Do we really blame Pitt for leaving? I don't-as far as I am concerned, Anniston wasted his time.".
And this one of course. Have a nice day!
Simple. Brad wanted a REAL woman and a family. Jen wants a successful movie career. May they both get what they want out of life and let this "triangle" disolve.
p.s. Brad already has what he wants.
p.s.s Unfortunately, Jen is still looking for that successful movie career.
GO UCONN!
poor Nick..can't even maintain interest on a gossip blog
nia | 03.25.06 - 5:24 pm | #
I think things are going to get really ugly with their divorce...stay tuned.
Why can't Jen fans realize that some people hate her for what she really is and has nothing to do with Jolie and Pitt. Hear that Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt? If you want to defend Aniston, why don't you try by avoiding Pitt/Jolie for a change, because this is exactly what people are tired of hearing from her and her fans.You can't justify Jen's actions by continually saying how annoying Jolie-Pitt are because that has nothing to do with her blabbing to the media, if not it makes you annoying to US by repeating the same thing ad nauseum.
Much as I hate Jessica, both of them are examples of two famewhores milking their divorce because their exes are much more famous then they will ever be, but Nick at least doesn't grate as much as Aniston because like I said, I hate Jessica and I hope he gets a lot of money from her.
One last thing.There's a Golden rule on Hollywood. You don't shit where you ate and that's apparently what Miss Aniston just did with Rumour Has It which she eagerly promoted 2 months ago and made all her 5 fans go watch it.Especially since Jen isn't a big star and can't afford to run off her mouth like an idiot.It may come off as *honest* but producers don't forget these comments. The funny part is, that Jen may have the delusion of hooking up with another bigger star that herself, and is allowed to say whatever she wants because she has his protection, like she did with Brad. But Vince isn't Brad Pitt, he doesn't hold the status that Brad does, nor the appeal, especially internationally,so she should be very careful how she plants her next steps. Alas, I never thought she was smart in the first place but believed her PR team was better than what they turned out to be.
With all this said, that is a very ugly cover of her but Nick on the other hand looks doable.
Oh.My.God. Please!! We ALL break up with people at some point in our lives, but WE have to move on. Yes, it hurts, but get over it! Good thing they didn't have kids together; it's easier to go your seperate ways. Soon she will be having a pity party about Vince, blah blah blah. It will never end because she LIKES it. She wants people to feel sorry for her so they will go see her sorry movies. It's the only way for her to ever have any type of career.
Just a fact for all of you americans!
Do you know that everyone in the world knows who is Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, but most of them do not know who jennifer aniston is, cos she was famous with the movie......oh thats right, she never made a succesful movie.
and with the looks of it, she never will.
WHEN WILL THIS BORING SLAG GO AWAY?! SHE'S PATHETIC!~
I don't think they are pathetic...the magazines are just asking them about the break-ups. They still have careers and lives of thier own to worry about which means for now maybe they will have to ask questions about thier break-ups.
She's never going to go away. She's like gum on the bottom of your shoe. When Lord? When?
Gucci girl....you rock.
gucci girl | 03.26.06 - 1:12 pm | #
Why don't you try READING MY POSTS before you go off on your rant! I said that I was sick of ALL of them....
You know it's one thing to have an opinion, which i'm entitled to, but to have people like lash back and you don't even fucking know what you're talking about is getting really tired!
Get a CLUE!
Am I the only one who think its just a little strange for an almost 30 yr old man to be featured in a girl's teen/pre-teen magazine to discuss his divorce? Its just tacky in any magazine, but gets a creepy kind of bangin-the-babysitter-for consolation vibe when you think about teen peoples target audience.
positively gargantuan!
"My role as goodwill ambassador has made my work as a film star relatively dull. I can't find anything that interests me enough to go back to work. I'm simply not excited about anything. I'm not excited about going to a film set." AJ
Hopefully the producers in Hollywood will listen to her!
Hmm does angelina not realize the only reason UN or anyone wants her is because she is a hollywood actress??? Or does she think she has some kind of special skill set that will enable her to solve world hunger?
Aniston always looks like she just got done eating out of the cat litterbox. Anywho, she will always come 3rd behind Brad and Angie. She is connected to them forever and will always be lacking. Life will be better for her once she knows her place.
Nick should squeeze every last nickel from Chestica.
Everyone making fun of Jennifer is just jealous of her. Calling her mannifer or chin just makes you feel better about your nasty ass selves. Get a life.
Jill sweetheart calling a grown woman out on her whining, bitchy, passive aggressive ways has nothing to do with jealousy. Go ahead and worship maniston like she's your god but most of us think she's a piece of shit.
Hopefully the producers in Hollywood will listen to her!
Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt | 03.26.06 - 6:04 pm | #
You just proved my point. I am able to lash on Aniston without needing Pitt or Jolie to do it. You, on the other hand are incapable or doing it since everything we say about Aniston has got to be counteracted by something Jolie said.When you stop comparing them and maybe go back and re-read my words, maybe I'll try to give you some credit for your opinion. For the moment, you've been grating like no other today by going on and on about how Angelina did this and Brad did that.And lay off the caps while you're at it. It implies impatience,arrogance and obvious incapabality to prove your point so you have to resort to CAPS to make yourself heard. Needless to say you'll only convince yourself, if not even that.
NYCMami, I thank you for the compliment. I do my best
FYI: Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt | 03.26.06 - 6:04 pm | #
Angelina Jolie did not mention a name of the movie because she's very classy and a sensitive person as well as smart enough. She did not step on someone's toes. In case you did not know, movie producers and directors in Hollywood love to work with Angelina Jolie because she's very professional (arrives ten minutes before filming starts, stays in her trailer for the duration of the filming, does not require a lot of make-up and takes less time to prep herself) She's a dream to work with, no wonder that not all of her films are blockbusters yet she's paid 12-15 million per film because she's appreciated in the industry. The talented director Mr. Rodriguez is waiting for Angelina to give birth so he can start Sin City 2
UN people appreciate Angelina Jolie's professionalism too, she can sleep on the floor if that's what is available, NO SPAS FOR HER.
Angelina is my IDOL.
LMAO... Extra1, are you a grown man/woman? Then why are you whining about someone that you don't even know in a blog?? LOL... Sounds pretty hypocritical if you ask me. At least she has something worth whining about.
I never liked Jen A. She's one of those people that just grates on my nerves. Just a whole lot of attention for a person who hasn't earned it. I feel the same about Eva Longoria. Two tv girls with inflated egos.
Did she get a second nose job on that banana one she had before? Vince is just sooooo fat, why doesn't she get him on her ZONE DIET?
Everyone making fun of Jennifer is just jealous of her. Calling her mannifer or chin just makes you feel better about your nasty ass selves. Get a life.
Then why are you whining about someone that you don't even know in a blog??
Jill | 03.26.06 - 6:27 pm | #
Sweetie aren't you whining about people you don't know? This is a gossip blog. We give our opinions. My opinion is that your opinion sucks.
For all you Maniston fans, they have a friends marathon on TBS right now. Your welcome!!!! Enjoy the chin!
I never said anything about whining... you did... which makes you the hypocrite. What part of that are you having trouble understanding?? At least if you are going to try to insult someone... do it intelligently. Thanks dear.
I have trouble understanding why you are vehemently defending someone you don't know and wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire. Pay attention sweetheart Maniston is not as loved as you wish her to be. I know its hard for you to accept and move on but hey even your idol is having trouble moving on. One last thing, I think you're doing a pretty good job of insulting yourself. Go back and read your posts.
I wonder if Jen A. is still pushing the don't feel sorry for me tagline a year from now, will her fans still try to defend her? She's 37 for christsake. She should have some pride in herself.
Angelina is my IDOL.
mer | 03.26.06 - 6:34 pm | #
If that's really true then I can be sure to pass over the rest of your posts without reading them
LOL... Your attempts at insulting me have been highly amusing thus far... however, much unlike yourself, I have better things to be doing with my time then arguing with someone as pathetic as yourself... whine to someone else about it instead.
however, much unlike yourself, I have better things to be doing with my time then arguing with someone as pathetic as yourself
Jill | 03.26.06 - 6:56 pm | #
The standard response of the person losing the argument.
I wonder if Jen A. is still pushing the don't feel sorry for me tagline a year from now, will her fans still try to defend her?
Ruby | 03.26.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Of course they will. It will be the same moronic chant:
The reporter asked her about the divorce so she HAD to answer.
Mark my words.
gucci girl | 03.26.06 - 1:12 pm | #
mer | 03.26.06 - 6:34 pm | #
extra1 | 03.26.06 - 6:50 pm | #
I find it funny that you are all willing to start ranting on someone for not worshiping YOUR idol Angelina, but why don't you get a clue and realize that maybe not likeing Angie has nothing to do with this Brad/Jen/Angie triangle. I find that most people who go on and on about how Angie is their hero and they admire her and her "I don't give a fuck" attitude are the ones who are quick to attack anyone who doesn't like her. I feel sad that this is who you look up to. I don't think she's a horrible person, but you remind me of those teenagers who were worshiping Britney Spears a couple of years ago If this is so important to you that you are virtually intollerant of any differing opinions then you need to step away from your computers and log off! Get out there in the "real" world and talk to "real" people..it just might help you to realize that this isn't that important!
find it funny that you are all willing to start ranting on someone for not worshiping YOUR idol Angelina,
I stopped reading after the first sentence. Please show me where I stated or implied that Angelina was my idol.
You guys are all fucking crazy!
Some people hate Jennifer A.
Some people hate Angelina and Brad
So What! None of you know them personally and yet everyone is getting bent out of shape as if an opposing idea is an attack on your best friend.
We are on Dlisted This is a gossip site so most of the stuff here is slanted to begin with
Everyone should back away from this post and go to the one upstairs...everyone loves trashing Jordan!
Really, why do Angelina and Brad always come up in an Aniston post? Aniston says she wants people to move on, why can't the Aniston fans?
SO WHAT if Aniston wants to bitch? considering how much those two have humiliated her, she's entitled to complain all she wants
Hmmmmm | 03.26.06 - 7:37 pm | #
Because every post about Jennifer is about her whining about...get this BRAD AND ANGIE!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. JA bitching will kill her so-called career. Bitch on bitch!
Everyone can say what they will about Jen, but I give her props for handling this situation as gracefully as she has. She is not whining to the press about it... the press just wont stop asking her about it. Breakups are hard enough without the whole world watching it happen. The way she handled this just prove what a poised, beautiful person she is. She hasn't stooped to the level of talking badly about brangelina which is more than anyone can say for them. And those who back brangelina on this situation are totally entitled to do so, however it does say something about them. I for one would never support cheating, lying and sneaking around... But to each his own.
Aniston should eat shit and die.
No her fans should eat shit and die. Maniston should just go away.
I stopped reading after the first sentence. Please show me where I stated or implied that Angelina was my idol.
extra1 | 03.26.06 - 7:11 pm | #
extra1,you were quicker than me,. I'd like to know where did I say that I idolized Angelina.Instead of adopting this holier-than-thou attitude and tell me what to do about something that you clearly have no fucking clue why don't you try keeping Angie/Brad out of this matter for a change?This is about Aniston bitching about her movie, is that too much to ask that her fans don't bring Angie and Brad into the mess that Aniston creates with her own stupid doing?
Unless of course, it's Brad's fault that she can't act for shit and it's obviously him to blame for everything that comes out her stupid mouth.I am waiting for the day when Vince will dump her so her fans can have somebody else to hate on.Or it'll be Brad's fault again because he *scarred* her for life.*scoffs*
gucci girl, you can't see me but I'm bowing to you! Excellent posts today!
She is not whining to the press about it... the press just wont stop asking her about it.
Did anyone ever think the press ask her about her divorce because they know she'll answer the question?
I know, I know I sound like a broken record but she can always say NO COMMENT. Because she CHOOSES to do otherwise leads me to believe that she knows her talent isn't enough to keep her in the headlines.
And gucci girl, I'm also a fan of your posts. Preach on sister!
I don't care. Nick has a right to bitch. He put up with a lot of her crap. Her fucking nosey ass parents, her fucking free loading friends and he couldn't get no ass hardly. Bitch on!
Faith, you are just creating a circular argument. Of course it is a possibility that the press ask her about the divorce because they think that she will answer, however, it is just as likely that she only answers because the press ask.
Furthermore, yes of course she could just say No Comment, but then you guys would just be on here whining about what a bitch she is. But since she doesn't do that, and just chooses instead to politely say "don't worry about me" you people have nothing better to do then bash the way she looks. It is a lose-lose situation for her because those who want to hate her, will find a reason to do so no matter what. Insecure girls always seem to be threatened by beautiful, successful, poised women. :-D
Gucci girl,you are the shit!!!!Team can't stand Jolie-Pitt you are just ignorant.
Team Aniston,
I belive in giving credit where credit is due. If Aniston kept her mouth shut than I would keep my mouth shut about her. Unlike you I don't think Aniston is beautiful. Better than average with a lot of help, maybe. Unlike you I don't believe her to be poised. I think that she carries herself at best like an insecure and needy child. In terms of successful, it depends on how you define success. She has a buttload of money but is struggling to keep her A-list status now that her protector is gone and she now has to depend solely on her talent. IMO she's not doing too good a job. Finally, Jennifer Aniston does not inspire jealousy in me. I loathe passive aggressive people. I hate people who won't take responsibility for their own actions. This is how I see Jennifer Aniston and jealousy is the last thing I feel for her.
Team A--When you are talking about that beautiful, successful, poised woman--you meant Angelina Jolie, right?
Aniston has a lot of money and that's it. She's not beautiful (lol); she's not poised (cranky, whiny and boring in interviews); not successful (her movies flop and she couldn't keep her marriage together). And don't defend her--she says her fans "make her skin crawl". Niice.
Love Aniston. Hate that old whore Jolie. Wait till she goes in labor and has that baby. She talk about it non stop. Like no one ever had a baby before that slut! Of course she has probably opted for C-section so she doesn't have to feel any pain. Poor baby.
MANISTON HAS A DICK BETWEEN HER LEGS! just sayin'
Good for Jennifer. If I was her I'd never stop slamming that prick of a husband. First, he let his PR people put it out there that the divorce was because Jen wouldn't have babies. Then he publically denies it in interviews. He's a creep! All their freinds said a baby wasn't even on his mind till he meet Angelina...hmmm. Handy excuse if you ask me. So yeah Jennifer talk your head off..he was a prick to you.
Aniston has more class, beauty and dignity than that dirty, tatooed, blood wearing, brother incestual, bi-sexual, suicidal, depressed, drug taking bitch any day.
TOO BAD JENNIFER PUT THAT GORGEOUS MAN TO BED IN THE SACK ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Aniston is an asswipe. nuff said.
Dayummn! they had to photoshop the chin within an inch of her life and she's still hella fug.
Nick's not half bad but really needs to stay off the covers of teen mags.
Billy Bob Thorton said having sex with Jolie was like fucking a couch! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Heard JA is wild in bed. I'd hit it.
You'd probably also hit a sheep. Just saying.
Also, BBT wasn't talking about Angie when he made that comment. He has cleared that up every time someone asks him about it.
Yep.....I know | 03.27.06 - 12:45 am
Aniston has a dick between her legs and it's a huge one it belongs to Vince Vaughn. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And that dick has been in so many male asses the shit's about to fall off.
BBT WAS talking about Jolie, he said so in an interview just last month! Youre wrong! Just like every guy wanted Marilyn Monroe but it was rumored she was a dead fish in bed. A disappointment just like Jolie. Brad will get tired of that quick!
Show me the source.
I want the source too. I'm a huge Billy Bob fan and I can tell you he was not talking about Jolie. Source please.
Too bad Maniston's chin is bigger than Vinces dick....she could fuck herself with that thing
Yep I thought so. Just another loser talking out of her ass. Back to the topic. Without bitchin how else is Aniston supposed to stay in the headlines?
This is just one of the many nice things BBT has to say about AJ.
"I was afraid of her. She was too beautiful for me, she was too smart for me and she had too much integrity for me. I felt so small next to her."
I wonder is JA's exes would say the same. Doubt it.
When will the pity parade end?!!!!
Too bad Maniston's chin is bigger than Vinces dick....she could fuck herself with that thing
masterbation 03.27.06 - 1:39 am
rotflmao
*farts* I'd hit Nick though.
Aniston can start a "Pity party" fans club with her as the honorary chairman.
What if "The Break-up" flop in the Box-office,hmmmmmmmm.. Guess , she'll blame Brad's newborn baby .
What if "The Break-up" flop in the Box-office,hmmmmmmmm.. Guess , she'll blame Brad's newborn baby .
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ROTFLMAO. Aint it the TRUTH!
Especially since Jen isn't a big star and can't afford to run off her mouth like an idiot.
gucci girl | 03.26.06 - 1:12 pm | #
I think she's a pretty good supporting actress. I loved her in "Office Space". But you are right, no one will be going to see her movie just because its the new "Anniston flick". She isn't helping anything by ragging on her past films, it makes me not want to see them!
A long time ago, I felt bad for her...remember when Pitt did the magazine layout with AJ and 3 little mini brad boys? It was right after they seperated, and it was pretty cruel. But she keeps on dragging this out, a simple "no comment" or refuse to do the interview will do the trick.
Anonymous | 03.27.06 - 1:34 am | # BBT TALKED ABOUT ANGIE.
" I WALKED AWAY.IT'S THE MOST STUPID THING I'VE EVER DONE.I FELL IN LOVE-THE HARDEST I'VE EVER FALLEN-AND IT WAS A SCARY THING.NOTHING WAS HER FAULT,ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.IT WAS ALL DOWN TO ME"
THIS QUOTE IS FORM APRIL 2006 UK MARIE CLAIRE.GO READ BY YOURSELF!!!
BBT has to talk sometimes about AJ.
Without that nobody would remember that he is still alive.
I think these 2 need to get OUT of the spotlight. Their time is up & I want them gone
Don't be scared peeps but Splashnews has video of her doing another photoshoot at a house in Malibu. This of course means like I said she's Never, Ever going away. We aren't that lucky
Some people hate Jennifer A.
Some people hate Angelina and Brad
So What! None of you know them personally and yet everyone is getting bent out of shape as if an opposing idea is an attack on your best friend.
Anonymous | 03.26.06 - 7:20 pm | #
Amen to that! I never comment on the Brangelina posts because the obsessives and the crazies crawl out of the woodwork and things get out of control.
BTW If you've spent 29 hours of your weekend commenting almost non - stop on this bullshit,( I am referring to one poster here...) then it would be a fair indication that you really, really need to get a life outside the internet. Furthermore, the time and effort you have spent passionately defending a woman who you don't actually know and who is oblivious to your existence, might be better spent doing some kind of charity work that benefits real people in the real world.
Gucci Girl, your post was EXCELLENT!
Do you suppose the day will ever come when JA supporters will acknowledge that BP and AJ did NOT consumate their feelings until AFTER the separation was announced? If they are "adulterers" then so are JA and VV since she was photographed mawling him before the divorce was final.
Also, if JA's therapist died in Dec. 2004 and she KNEW THEN the break up was coming, what does that say people?
I will say the IDEA that Brad's people put out the rumor that she didn't want babies and that's why he left - just so he could deny it - is truly hysterical! The whole WORLD knew he wanted a family for years! We can draw our own conclusions about JA deciding to do 4-5-6 films in a row after the demise of Friends can't we?
I truly don't wish JA any ill, I just want her to say NO COMMENT and stop with the pity and don't pity me parties and get on with her life.
It's sad how many of you people put these people down, it's like your all a bunch of fourth graders.
I have to say AJ,BP and Jen are all good looking, and not to be mean but AJ and BP both have big lips and i wonder how the the babies lips are going to be.
Sad thing is, even us fourth graders know the difference between your and you're. Learn it.
^ Jen at most is cute, I have seen her in friends and her movies. Her side view is shaped like a half moon because of ner nose and protruding mouth and long receeding chin. OMG please don't bash me for this becuase that's how I see her.
She just got lucky, a lot of women in my neighborhood are way prettier than her.
I used to like JA, but I can honestly say I'm soooo sick of her now
AND not to get "serious" on a joke-blog, but I WISH WISH WISH people would stop saying AJ "stole" BRad - people always blame the "other woman" as if the man has no say whatsoever and just follows along like an automaton - HE was married to JA, AJ was NOT married to her, so HE left HER, AJ did NOT "steal" him!!!! Geesh - people HAVE to start putting some blame on the GUY!
ANYWAY - I just noticed - AJ, JA - hmmm.............coincidence? Um, yes probably.....I need some hobbies....
OH NO - I just realized - I am now probably on the hit list for the JA lovers......damn......have to change my name AGAIN....
has anyone noticed nicks fucked up toe? Is it crooked?
Wow, I just love it when Michael K posts an Aniston story. It really strikes a nerve in some people.
I guess what really solidified my hate for Aniston was when I read her interview in Vogue, and she talked about her therapist dying right when Aniston was separating from Pitt, and how "ironic" that was. All of if really bothered me, because she never mentioned anything nice about the therapist, only how she was basically inconvenienced that her therapist had to leave her at such a stressful time. She's like a 3-year old who can't see anybody else's perspective. She's really self-absorbed.
But anon i am in fourth grade, thats how i knew some of you were acting like fourth graders and i am just learning about how to spell You're. I am so glad you taught me this, thank you.
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