i hope they stay away...im on serious overload of pics of them and seeing them do the most normal stuff is making me not to want to see them on the big screen anymore!
yawn.
Good I hope they never come back.
i feel like angelina jolie's face is like a stress-ball. if you squeezed it, it would return to it's "normal" shape and you wouldn't have as much anxiety.
They'll let ANYBODY take flying lessons.
and damnit to hell... i was missing them too... 
I have to admit, I'm not sick of them yet.
Hi Nia!
Everytime I see Brad flying an airplane, I think of JFK,JR......
A couple months ago on a Saturday morning, he almost ran me over in his pickup truck, speeding thru a stop sign in Santa Monica as I was walking in the crosswalk. Then he blew thru a red light on Pico and Ocean. I wonder what kind of recklessness he'll display in the sky. Even tho she's almost 8 months pregnant, I'd feel better about having Angie at the controls.
Haha, boring married people sex, while Brad's pumping, Angie's plotting the next coutry to adopt from
I imagine Angie will ask for a few extra "stitches" after the birth so she can still feel something with Brad.
He knows he's not wearning black right? She allows that?
Yeah you know that hooch is stretched and after baby just a big floppy mess
Good for them.
Hi OakRaiderfan
you're not on overload yet with these two?...you must have a higher tollerance than i cause, although through no fault of their own, i find that the more pics i see of them the less i want to see them on the big screen.....i need to detox!
i wish the media would just let them be!
and on a side note: what's up with celebs and flying?...that shit became so over with JFK jr.(IMO)
Ewww "floppy mess"
Actually, Brad will slip the doc a
c-note to give Ang a couple extra stitches!!
Stay gone. Brad: Take a bath before you come home...PLEASE.
JAY | 03.27.06 - 11:07 am | #
Are they flying over to finally formally adopt me?
I'm potty-trained now!
Now if only they would stop making movies. 
Angie was in excellent shape before the pregnancy so i expect that EVERYTHING will be back to normal pretty quickly after she gives birth
anon2 | 03.27.06 - 11:12 am | #
yep..i kinda feel the same way..and hopefully they won't make any more movies together, cause in my opinion MMS sucked!..although i do like seeing angie kick ass!
Angie's cooch won't be in excellent shape. I hear it was already stretched and a floppy, hanging mess before the baby.
they are so fucking cliche.
TOTALLY.
They hate Hollywood, yet they make THE MOST fucking Hollywood movies, their entire flow of cash comes from Hollywood shit, yet they are too good for it??
C'mon, at least Johnny Depp IS unique and not so fucking lame.
I'm so sick of these two.
Its common knowledge Angie had her labia reduced, trimmed off whatever you call it.
Nia, I thought MMS sucked too...it was boring as hell. Even though, I must admit, I rented it just to see them sucking face....
And, I have doubts that their sex is bored married sex.....
I bet if you were to stick your weiner in Angies cooch you wouldn't be able to feel the sides.
Angie Baby- I heard that too
Wait til summer, when those wacky Muslim 'youths' start torching Peugeots & police stations again. Like Johnny Depp, the Pitt clan will suddenly have a change of heart about crap-ass America
Great, a Brangelina post. Here come all the crazies. Just give it a few minutes and some psycho will start in and this whole post will go nuts. Ugh
aur revoire jackasses!
LOL! France deserves this dicks.
Gross, how much to you have to have to want or need it surgically removed?
A friend of mine made out with her about 8 years ago and said she was icky and like a running faucet if you know what I mean. Said it wasn't cool
Its common knowledge Angie had her labia reduced, trimmed off whatever you call it.
Angie BAby | 03.27.06 - 11:18 am | #
What? Am I missing something, why?
She probably really wants to give birth not far away from her mother.
JenX | 03.27.06 - 11:20 am | #
LMAO!
that was my first thought when i saw the pictures of brad
CRAZYCAJUN | 03.27.06 - 11:18 am | #
yeah..i doubt anything is boring with those two..they both have too strong a personality to be "yes dear" types!
Angie BAby | 03.27.06 - 11:18 am | #
i don't know what Labia Trimming is, but is sounds horribly painfull!
oh on a side note..does anyone remember a couple of months ago when MK did a post about Cupcake Brown? Well she's on the news channel 2 in the Bay Area!
Jay,
I don't know. I imagine it was too big or hangy or something. Hell maybe it got caught in her zipper??
They might be hot and charitable and shit, but that don't make them good news. Ever since they got together I have disliked them more and more
Jay was your friend male or female?
saram23 | Homepage | 03.27.06 - 11:27 am | #
I don't think he looks nearly as good as he use to. Ang got Jen's sloppy seconds and he is looking rough now days.
anon2
Female
It's about time. Bangelina are a total bore to eveyone!
I googled Labia trimming and EWW its not pretty. I hope she didn't have that done
He looks absolutely miserable in these pics
JAY | 03.27.06 - 11:30 am | #
i agree that brad isn't looking his best these days but he is on hiatus from hollywood so that might have something to do with it, but i don't think he's aging all that well..unlike GC who looks HOTTER now than he did durring his ER days
Angelina did not have a labia reduction!!!
Lee
I swear she did!! OH OH wait maybe that is why we hear things about her being a hemophrodite-sp?
Maybe she had her penis removed and decide to keep the cooch
*yawn*
Stay in France...fade from view...how can we miss you if you won't go away?
' a friend of mine made out with her about 8 years ago and said she was icky and like a running faucet if you know what I mean'
I think I do. No, no I don't. Please tell me more.
RedPeggy
Said she was at a girly bar with some other people and Angie was there and a cussing mug and not the most lady like chick there. They ended up in a back room and then left together going back to my friends apartment.
I love Brangelina but after this post I'm staying out of this thread becuz people are gonna start acting bonkers.
Jay, I don't know what you mean about running faucet, either...Ummm, are you talking about the upstairs faucet, or the downstairs faucet?!! You've got some 'splainin to do!!
Im guessing he is talking about the downstairs.
Of course Brad & Angie don't make news these days, because there's nothing scandalous to the life they lead no matter how much tabloids try to make shit up.Now, if MK would keep his word and stop posting about how bored he is of them boring all of us in return,maybe he could find his wit again. If I just wanted to look at pictures,HQ even, I could go to JustJared.
On a side note, Brad looks hot.I could do without the dark hair but since I can't see it and I'm concentrating on his thighs for the moment,I don't mind as much.
What's wrong with a running faucet downstairs? I think thats hot.
Lee, step away from the computer dear and stop making shit up especially since you haven't changed your username from yesterday when you were fervently defending your idol Maniston.If there's any rumour about Angelina, it would have popped up somewhere else, but since it hasn't, it's no use in recycling amateurish lesbian fantasies because it will make Angelina look even hotter, and you don't want that now do you?
gucci girl I hope the rumor is true. TMI: I'm a juicy girl myself and never had a complaint only praise. Who wants to make love to sawdust?
well as far as i'm concerned then good riddance..... if they wanna live outta the limelight then so be it.....
i wish the papps would not take their pics anymore then..... they don't wanna be bothered by the public, then don't be taking their pics anymore....
that's why depp moved there... he didn't wanna be bothered by us mere peons.....
No she said it was beyond the normal sexy faucet.
I personally don't like angie, brad or Jennifer They all get on my nerves
Hey stop using my name!!
So Angie is a gusher.
"No she said it was beyond the normal sexy faucet."
Well normal is relative. To each her own.
Gucci,
ok sure I hate angie and jennifer as well! They are both media whores! lol Check around you'll find other similiar stories!
It was pouring out very un natural as far as my friend the carpet muncher was concerned. Who knows?
I'm still feaking over the labia thing??
Angie probably is a gusher since Jennifer was a major pot smoker her cooch was probably all dried up like her cotton mouth., Brad just went for the moister of the two. hahahahahhaha
Lee
No hate coming from me. I just think the word natural or un-natural is all relative. Too much for one person is not enough for another.
gucci girl | 03.27.06 - 11:56 am | #
i never heard the labia trimming rumor, but angie has been on record that she and that model Jenny S, can't remember her full name, were in a relationship for several years....if that makes her hotter to you then
i also heard that she has breast implants..not such a big deal in this day and age
Hey stop using my name!!
Jay | 03.27.06 - 12:08 pm | #
It's mine, it's been mine. Sorry.
Its a Jay smack down!!! lol
anon,
none taken
OH GOD another Jay??? What tha? I leave for a couple weeks and hell breaks loose?
Bored as all Fricken Shyt | 03.27.06 - 12:05 pm | #
I think Depp moved there because he wanted to raise his kids away from Hollywood and its subversive atmosphere as well as live a life away from prying eyes.
Brad and Angie want to live there because they know that they would have no chance of living down the labels of "Cheating Husband" or "Man Stealing Bitch" in the US, but especially in LA.
ps. I don't really feel this way about them as I think they are ALL useless individuals.
hey baby, i will be ready at 2pm pacific time so when you come to pick me up, leave the family. o.k?
No need for a smackdown.
to all the JAY's out there...
why don't you get an avatar..
go to www.gravatar.com
register
upload a pic 80x80
wait for aproval
then post email in email option space
PROBLEM SOLVED!
BEWARE EVERYONE!
gucci girl is a RABID brangelina FAN!
check out the post with Jen/Nick..
It's time to leave before it's too LATE!
nia | 03.27.06 - 12:28 pm | #
nia, I know Angie has had a relationship with that CK model. The thing with Angie is that she doesn't have any skeletons in her closet because she's been always honest about her life, much too honest at times if you ask me and everything she said has been used against her. She spoke about having two lovers because she didn't need a relationship at the time and all of a sudden she's the biggest whore in town, and Julia Roberts who's banged more men than I can remember is America's Sweetheart. Thing with me is that I hate double standards and I'm much more inclined to like the sultry,honest, *immoral by way of soccer moms* Angelina than any of these boring, swethearts that are shoved down my throat by the media.I don't find Angelina hotter because she's had a lesbian affair by the way but because she makes no apologies for what she is. You either love her for what she is or you hate her. I happen to love her, that's all.
I doubt she's had breast implants, and anybody who has a good eye about these things will tell you that she hasn't.Her breasts sometimes sit low because the weight graviates them toward the belly, something that can't be said about women with breast implants whose tits are all perked up and pointy.But hey if you want to believe it, it's your choice
OAKRAIDER, Same here, can't help but think of JFK Jr everytime I see him in his small plane, can't feel sorry for these superstars who aren't satisfied flying in their big jumbo private jets with a real PILOT at the helm. Let them stay in France, who's going to run to their movies anymore, they are over exposed now. And JFK JR was a hell of a lot better looking then BT. They don't want fans gazing them, then stay there, but they still want the good old US $. Hope they also give the kid a normal name, unlike Maddox & Zahara, give me a break!
gucci girl is a RABID brangelina FAN!
check out the post with Jen/Nick..
It's time to leave before it's too LATE!
Anonymous | 03.27.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Is that you Team Can't stand Jolie-Pitt?
gucci girl | 03.27.06 - 12:38 pm | #
what's funny to me is that i would believe the labia trimming story over the breast implants cause angie doesn't strike me as someone who would be insecure about her breast size...the labia trimming is a very personal thing to do, you know...it's not an in your face procedure...i CAN see her doing this, but not necessarely(sp) for the reasons listed above!(IMO)
i googled LT and there are some very good/valid health reasons that some woman do this, not just for asthetics
What did I tell you, the pschos have been let out of their cages!
gucci girl ...looks like you have a fan..they followed you from another post..you're famous now
Labia Trimming is the new boob job. It's become a requested cosmetic procedure due to the proliferation of female porn viewers who want their labias to look like those of porn actresses. It is quite a disturbing trend to see women mutilating themselves to achieve an unrealistic image of what the "ideal" woman is supposed to look like. Learn to love yourselves, ladies. Insecurity is not attractive.
I LOVE THEM.
It will be better at this time for them to stay in Europe. It's to much crazy with the paparazzi in the US.
first off - and on a side note: what's up with celebs and flying?...that shit became so over with JFK jr.(IMO)
nia | 03.27.06 - 11:08 am | # hahahahahaa oh man spit my latte through my nose
Second: the only reason people are getting "sick" of these 2 is bcs they're not doing anything flashy & "Hollywood" - they're totally doing their own thing, and while yes, it's boring, I think it's cool, it's like, they don't need to do the flashy Hollywood thing, or make stupid "poor me" interviews to magazines (like someone who will remain nameless)
I will NEVER be sick of them, especially bcs they do their own thang (although, so many interior shots of airports - I COULD do without hehe)
hehehe I just realized I typed "thang" hhahaa - didn't mean to although I don't know how I did that, seeing as the "i" is pretty far away from the "a"
POINT IS - I am (obviously) not hip enough to type "thang"
jenner | 03.27.06 - 1:00 pm | #
if you're on Dlisted you're entitled to say "HIP" and "THANG"
I love angelina Jolie and her movies. I just watch her old movies and she's gorgeous!!
Who does that heffa think she is Josephine Baker? I hope they stay their white trash weird asses in France and live happily ever after, but sorry to break it to you Bangelina but Johnny Depp did that shit years ago and did it much better...they are such euro/americantrash!
OK-I guess it's my fault for thinking it would be safe to eat while reading thru this...all of the "labia trimming" and "Angie the Gusher" talk has completely killed my appetite! Who knew that the D was such an effective weight-loss tool!
if you're on Dlisted you're entitled to say "HIP" and "THANG"
nia | 03.27.06 - 1:12 pm | #
hahaha thank you! I feel much better now about my so-called "hipness" hahahahahahaa
He looks hot, I like the more roughed-up casual look he has lately. Love them!
anonymous | 03.27.06 - 12:49 pm | #
wow, I must be pretty much out of the loop because this is the first time I hear of Labia Trimming. It sure sounds painful and I hope whoever's had it did it for herself, to get her libido back, rather than to please a man.If that's the reason, than I can't condone it.I wouldn't do it, but hey, whatever makes people happy.
I hope they stay there forever and assume the disgusting hygiene practices of the Depp family and other Frenchmen. They are so fucking boring, they're even making Jennifer Aniston look interesting.
Angelina was voted the #2 sexiest woman for FHM magazine and she's 7 months pregnant. Scarlett J. came in #1. Go Angie! Now if the voters only knew that she was a gusher than she would have definitely made #1 preggers or not.
they're even making Jennifer Aniston look interesting.
Trevor | 03.27.06 - 1:56 pm | #
Now you've gone to far!
Where's the fucken orphan?
LOL!!! You're right. All they do is walk around holding kids and going on flying lessons. LOL!!!
Where's Mortichia?
What else can she do with Brad's small peepee?
It's like tossing the proverbial hot dog down the hallway; the baseball bat in the Lincoln Tunnel; the toothpick in the Grand Canyon.
gucci girl -- you're way to wrapped up in Angelina and whether or not she's had a boob job or labia surgery. You don't know if she has any more than anyone else on D Listed does but you seem to get very emotional about it. You need to go get a live hon...Angelina doesn't know you exist and wouldn't give a shit if she did.
that is go get a "life"...(not live)
Angelina is insane, I have a sneaking suspicion Brad is bored already and regretting everything that happend. I think he would rather just be a single middle aged man nailing girls instead of with Crazy Train Jolie and her Rainbow Coalition Orphanage, she should go move in with Mia Farrow, they seem to be on the same track.
...I'll betcha that labia surgery could put an end to the camel toe as we know it!
Anonymous | 03.27.06 - 2:54 pm | #
Thanks for the advice, but no thanks.I was just curious of the latest plastic surgery trend going around and that had nothing to do with Angelina. But obviously anybody who defends her, even in the sanest way possible has to be either a rabid fan or too wrapped up in her life. Because clearly, this is a blog about the war in Iraq and most of us wouldn't care about celebs's lives, right?Right?
I just saw the last pictures of Brad over in Just Jared. The man looks hot.
Brad ... I'd still hit it.
Then I'd hit it again
Now you're fronting....you KNOW their sex is smokin'.
Ridiculous. She never had any labia surgery and for people who say they're sick of them just going about their normal day to day lives you sure do like to look at talk about them. 111 posts already?
They post pics of them because it brings in traffic to the site.
Brad looks good
I'll never tire of them, and wherever they decide to call home is groovy with me.
Oh yeah, JustJared.com has a batch of new pic's of Brad (and his plane) and the man is just FINE! He wears daddyhood so well lol.
How mysterious and strange.. We should call Sean Penn and let him investigate..
It's not 'traffic' when it's the same 2 rabid brangelina fans posting over and over again. Clueless twits.
I don't think it's Brangelina fans it sounds/reads like rapid Aniston.
Maybe MK should put a self imposed 10 ban on any Jolie-Pitt photo's?
Oops, meant rabid- boss was coming!
^ Yeah. You just proved my point about brangelina fans. How many comments have you posted here so far? 30? 50?
No surprise your spelling sucks. Low IQ is a pre-requisite for worshipping boring posers.
Please. LMAO. I barely even get to post here but you on the other hand seem to have all the time in the world.
4:56 what the HELL is your problem? Anger issues much?
Jay, I have to agree...and I love your dog!
HEY, ARE WE SURE THESE TWO BITCHES AREN'T TERRORISTS, THEY ARE ALWAYS FLYING PLANES, FBI BETTER CHECK THEM OUT. LOL
"Anger issues"? Ooh, you must be a health professional.
5:33, You should mean Mental Health professional but since you're mental you wouldn't know.
I was just kidding. You're not a professional anything.
Yeah, yeah. I'm rubber you're glue. You know the rest.
Sure they are gorgeous but I can do without them for a while, I think they should stay in France for a while and get away from the Hollywood BS game they've played for the past 2 years.
Angie may be a little loopy but i think brad is too in love with those kids to just walk away...he has ALWAYS wanted kids...he would mention it every time someone asked him about his long term goals in life....now he has a family and despite what i may think or anyone else, for that matter about the suddenness of his relationship w/ angie and getting her pregnant so soon after meeting, it is worth fighting for!(IMO)
i said it before...i hope they stay in Paris permanently and stop making movies for a while/or ever and concentrate on their charity work and raising their kids....
I hope these two untalented losers stay in france forever, they are probably whorshipped there, after all
those frogs whorshipped Jerry Lewis for God's sake. The only thing worse than these two are the asshole poparazzi that follow them around like salivating hyenas, of course we're no better for reading the blogs and looking at their pictures.
How RUDE of them to stop entertaining us. After all, isn't that their entire reason for even existing?
The ungrateful bitches. Who do they think they ARE??
"starting to bore?"...i've been bored with this for a while...
He's hot!! Hotest couple on earth!*I don't fuckin' care for the haters thought* I Love them! Never boring me. Angie is sexy and brad is hot! destined to be together. And for manniston? go fuck ur self! or michael douglas perhaps? well, he was a pornstar wannabe. he should be a great fucker!! Long live brangelina!!
This is the BEST FUCKING NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL DAY! Now if we could just get them to not make anymore movies!...But maybe that's too much to ask as evidenced by some posters, Brangelina give their lives meaning!
Regarding labia trimming (I can't believe there is such a thing LoL) It must be the labia minor as opposed to the labia major?
Answers...anybody.....is there a gyno in the house tonight?!?!?!?!?!?!
OneVooDooVixen | 03.28.06 - 12:35 am | #
i googled it and it seems like both can be trimmed *ouch*..some women also have the area between their anus and their vagina shortened as it makes them tighter...another procedure includes vaginal scraping..i think they call is vagiplasty...
Okay, how hysterical is this?!?!?!?!
Pictures of Boring Brad in a plane illict dialog of labia trimmings....
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! The possiblilites are endless here on dlisted!!!!!!!!
dlisted is d-licious!
Nia, you are my neighbor girl!
hey Vixen...i thought for a moment you went to sleep on me...so were neighbors huh?..this rainy weather SUCKS doesn't it?
Bad one | 03.27.06 - 12:14 pm | #
Angelina had an upper lip reduction and under lip injections to make the lips symetric.
The nose-bridge was slightly made more narrow.
And she got breast implants.
You can veryfie it by photos made at the time of 'girl interrupted' and photos made after TombraiderII.
Angelina is still in France and her mother, she is calling 'best friend', is dying of cancer in LA.
It's a shame. Who would do someting like that? She should be at her mothers side.
Oh come on, they're just living normal lives, just because they're celebrities doesn't mean that they have to live their lives like a drama!
Several people mentioned Johnny Depp, and I'm fairly certain he moved to France because of his wife (French actress/singer Vanessa Paradis)
As an unashamed Angelina fan, and a temporary resident of Paris, I like the idea of having them in the neighbourhood. And no, I'm not bored of them yet.
I am not bored of "them" per sey, I AM bored of AIRPORT TOURS 2006!
Same clothes different airport......after awhile one can only take so much of that.
So until they change their clothes or do something other than tour airports, I am out of the media looooooooooop.
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