dammit!!!
head! move! now! it's like an orange on a toothpick!
okay, movie references don't do so well with no voice and no voice inflection.
She had to go in and get those flapjacks flipped.
So let me get this straight, she's just been released after almost dying and she's drinking champagne?
hittin' the toddy for the body a little early eh? do not mix with pain killers
DM - Damn, I thought that too! You'd think they'd tell her, "HEY. You just had surgery, bitch."
Lord Xenu reincarnated, she looks like.
DAMN!! We just had a family burned to death in a van on a hwy and SHE LIVES??? I question my God.
Gay Al in spandex to better showcase the package. Tee hee. Hope he found some takers. Lord knows even he should not have to hit Starzilla.
She is drinking because Al is still gay. She saw the shorts and gave up.
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Bahahahahaha!
They go to THE IVY......I'm not a fan of hers but I'm glad she is going to be okay.
She does totally have the "I think he may actually be gay" face on.
hey - nothing wrong with champagne in the morning...and if there's a little painkiller cocktail all the better. 
And please take that horrible outfit, shoes and all, and burn it, every last reminant.
LOOK AT THE STORE'S NAME IN THE 1ST PIC: SURLY GIRL
TOTALLY DESCRIBES OUR FATTY JONES
My grandpa wears longer shorts than Gay Al.
Look at his shoes. WTF.
Her bug eyes freak me out!
I really really really really hate her now.
i don't like her anymore at all..i used to think she was ok when i saw the View a couple of times, but she has this "holier than thow" attitude that turns me off....and i HATE how she is always showing off the F*ing RING!..i mean we get it already! Al bought you a BIG diamond....bet it wasn't a Conflict Free one thought!
OH FUCK NO!!
You came out of surgery a week ago only to go back in because gravity was reclaiming your tits, and you're DRINKING CHAMPAGNE?!? Shouldn't she be on vicodin or oxycotin or demerol or something?
Check out the top picture. The sign in the background says "Surly Girl." That be Star!
Outfit, eyes, face, husband's shoes, husband's shorts, husband's saggy asshole!, everything is wrong with these pics.
I thought "Surly Girl" was a bubble that floats around over GayAl's head!
Oh, looks like WeHo hoe beat me to the punch!
It's funny shit, WeHo!
I loathe this woman...and the champagne...WTF? Maybe she will mix too many drugs and alcohol...we can always hope.
Didn't he have to go to surgery also because he approached the glory hole at his gym too fast and banged his head?
Think those are some Payless shoes???
Prico- lets hope she is and the juicy cocktail makes her go into THAT GOOD NIGHT!
Oh, she doesn't wear Payless... she gives them away in the goody bags at her infamous birthday parties.
Sad, so dayum sad! She is mixing her drugs with her drinks, cause she married a fag and is having a tough time dealing with it!
Star's surgery scars must look horrible.... must match the keloid on her chest from the open herat surgery!
I guess her husband will be at her birthday party this year, since it's strictly a "girls only" affair.
Prico maybe his dick got caght in a mousetrap. (whoever watches The Shield will know what I mean).
ahhhhhhhh my eyes my eyes.
Look at the waiters laughing at them in the middle pic!! Nothing like the help laughing at you!! 
i want that picture with her drinking wine and propping her face up to be my desktop background!!
i am mesmorized.
i kinda love this bitch.
Let's do lunch at the Ivy so everyone can see me...ho
I think that one waiter is checking out GayAl's ass in his shorty shorts.
Did anyone see the View this a.m.? Supposedly Star called in from her hospital bed and admitted to getting implants. She and Joy had a rather heated discussion.
this bewb lift thing is so dammm funny...... what a fool she is.....
QFE tell me more. I didnt see it.
Tim, youre sick and demented. We all are love you.
LOL!! Dammit, QFE, wish I had tivoed that... I guess it'll be in youtube at some point.
Joy is so willing to smack a bitch up, jewish style... You can see the hatred on the show every time one of them speaks.
Team Joy!
HATE her with a passion
I need my freaking Vicondin refill damnit.
Prico- Joy is 100% Italian.
With a Veuve Cliquot chaser, CokeMonkey?
An italian beatdown, that's even worse...
i like her scowl in the first pick. she is too much.
If I was as pathetic as her, hell yes I'd be on the pills and booze!
Anon2 - I didn't see it either but a friend called and was giving me a play by play. Star was apparently tap-dancing on Joy's last nerve and Joy was writing notes to Meredith unaware the camera was on her. Star also said she is getting sick of all the internet people saying she was on death's door. I will watch it tonight on repeat, but I really hope somebody on youtube puts it up, if it as good as my friend says it was.
I was gonna mention her drinking on painkillers but you guys have already covered it. Um, maybe she'll choke on her vomit..
Star always says she is sick of everyone. LOL.
When is she gonna get sick of breathing?
She had her penis removed becuase she was sick of her man playing with it while she slept! The whole booby thing was only a ploy.
Maybe when she gets sick of being married to a gay due Daya.
That's right, you dumb fucking moron. Don't you know alcohol impedes the healing process? Whoops, I mean, Star darling, drink a bottle of Patron on me.
*dude*
Totally would be resting in bed if I was her. You know all her stitches haven't even dissolved yet, and she's probably wearing the post-surgery bra & all that, and yet she's out in sweats and pointy shoes drinking champagne for the paps?
I wonder if all her pounds lost actually make her HAPPY inside?
OH NO she has his balls hanging from her shoulders as a wrap!!!
Hi all! Hope all is well.
I hope next time she gets flab removed, lifted, tucked, sucked, they remove her whole head.
Hi NoAnjl!! That would be nice. Then they could shrink it and put on display at Ripley's.
I know someone has said this before, but my Christ she looks like Beetlejuice from the Stern show. Loving her Donna Mills eyeshadow (not)
Ha! The View was GREAT today.
Star went on and on (and on), admitted to having implants and a lift and then Joy finally breaks in and says "Ok, Star...enough about you....". And Star starts saying in a really sarcastic voice "I'm so glad to see you haven't changed, Joy". Meredith started trying to go to commercial and Star kept talking to Joy. Definitely tension there.
Go Joy! I love Joy!
When is she gonna get sick of breathing?
Dayanara | 03.27.06 - 12:18 pm |
One can only dream!
Does anybody know what time and channel has the View repeat? It was so funny, I want to see it again!
anon2 - 
Flexi - thanks for the scoop. I love Joy too!
I love how she is wearing a jogging suit and high heels. Maybe she will trip and fall now that she is drunk, and pull a muscle in her boob or something. What a twerp
Wow. If Jo and Starsquatch really go at it like that, I have to start watching that shit!
Does anyone know if she sold lots of copies of her new book "Shine"?
I hope next time she gets flab removed, lifted, tucked, sucked, they remove her whole head.
NoAnjl | 03.27.06 - 12:20 pm | #
yeah . . . removed from her flabby, cottage cheese filled ASS!!
Has anyone noticed on the *official* web site that Star is in the middle of the banner trying to look all Cover Girl? Kudos to the Photoshop artist on that hot mess!
Ho-Billy Putas
I didnt notice the high heels with the jogging suit. HaHa. Cant stop laughing.
It was soooooo funny that I simply must see it again. Especially since Star kept talking even when Meredith started saying "We'll be right back"......she just had to keep making comments to Joy.
Joy is fabulous! I love her. I hope the sparks keep flying when Star comes back
Master -lol and cute gravatar!
That ho needs a head reduction.
All that money she's spending on surgery and she's still an ugly droopy eyed heffer.
I can't wait till Joy Behar writes a tell all book. That shit is gonna rock!
she's a fat ugly pig
Holy shit! You can send her hate mail from their web site!
btw, nice spandex shorts Gay Al! Man, you beg to be picked on!!!
Is it me or does Star's head look proportional to her body? I'm going to pretend that I don't see two fuzzy pom-poms on her hoodie and that she is wearing pointy toed flats with a sweatsuit.
She obviously has such low self-esteem... Not because she got surgery or lost weight or whatever, but because she needs to force all the attention on herself, but it's always such bad attention. She seems like that person who always tells outrageous lies about how much they did on the weekend when you really saw them looking ratty at the Safeway.
I think she is going bald from all the stress.
Love the shoes, love the bag, love it all.
psych.
nice camel toe Swine.. I mean Star!
I cant wait til this show ends and they do the THS!! It will farkin rock....
I think she actually looks worse after losing weight, is that possible?
They are such a joke, check out the employees at the restaurant, they're totally laughing at them
Further to my rant - how come Star has no problems admitting to getting implants but still can't be honest about how she dropped nearly 2 bills!?! She didn't want to be the spokeswhore for weight loss surgery but has no problems owning up to her new inflatable funbags. I hate this woman!
man her ass smells worse than mine
I can't stand Star. I love Joy, you know she talks shit about Star, I would love to have cocktails with her and hear all the trash on Star and Big Gay AL.
Who wears fucking heals with a tracksuit.....stupid bitch.
This is how they dress to go to The Ivy!? No wonder the employees behind them are snickering.
Be gone woman!!!
people of her "stature" shouldn't wear head-to-toe pink. It only invites the references to the piggy she is. That said...whey does she look like she's about to fall asleep in her Dom Perignon?
In the first photo, she has the same pissed off expression that I do when I've just had an argument in the car with my teenage son. Look, she is leading him by the hand to the sidewalk!
"Cmon Al, this way, lets go, hurry up."
The fur trimmed tracksuit is so important for warmth in Beverly Hills, don't you think? and it's nice to see Al so fetchingly attired and ready for sports - although his logos are clashing - Polo and Nike.
Star Jones is hot. I wish I was cool enough to date her.
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She looks more like she could be his mother in these pictures. And, should she be drinking if she's f***ed up on painkillers? She looks wasted in that one picture. I think I see a face lift in there amongst the other surgeries. All that $$$ and she still looks like shit.
In the last picture she looks like Beetle Juice from the Howard Stern Show..
I didn't realize they let people in biker shorts into the Ivy.
And who wears heels with a tracksuit?
Those big fuzzy poofs (no, not big poof Al) on her sweater are really hiding the pulleys that now hold up her sagging boobs.
hotterthanyou, she probably read some bs advice that heels made her look less fat and now she wears them with everything.
As for the answer to who wears heels with tracksuits, it would be: "Gwen Stefani".
I got "Shine" at the library and it was SHIT. Pure unadulterated SHIT and she STILL didn't admit to having gastric bypass in it. That's several hours of my life I will ne er get back! 
Why couldn't God have called this bitch home already?
The View was GREAT...she let no one speak, she tried to tell them what SHE wanted them to know...she pointed out that BaBa and Gracie sent her flowers..the look on Joy's face was priceless..
She never said how many copies of her book sold .....But she made a Big Deal about it being bootlegged.
Oh, who the fuck cares about these two? By the looks of the last pic looks like Star herself's even had enough.
She looks like she needed to stay home and get some rest.
Why is this pig in LA? we have enough moron's here shouldnt she be doing this NYC, where she belongs, get out, get out, get out!!!
I don't really understand how she's so famous if people seem to hate her that much. I don't understand why the View keeps her on. What's her appeal???
MK, you are the funniest gossip blogger out there.
Yeah, she's just awful. She IS a lawyer (ALLEGEDLY!). Bitch looks like a mosquito, crossed with a turd. She used to be so fat, there was fat up on top of her shoulders n'shit!
The View was GREAT...she let no one speak, she tried to tell them what SHE wanted them to know...she pointed out that BaBa and Gracie sent her flowers..the look on Joy's face was priceless..YeaSoWhat? | 03.27.06 - 2:44 pm | #
I agree. Joy Behar is the only one on The View that makes it remotely bearable to watch now. I wonder how the ratings are?
what she is fantazing, singing to herself in last picture..
Song: What I Did For Love
[Star]
Kiss today goodbye,
The sweetness and the sorrow.
Wish me luck, the same to you.
But I can't regret
What I did for love, what I did for love.
Look my eyes are dry.
The gift was ours to borrow.
It's as if we always knew,
And I won't forget what I did for love,
What I did for love.
Gone,
Love is never gone.
As we travel on,
Love's what we'll remember.
Kiss today goodbye,
And point me t'ward tomorrow.
We did what we had to do.
Won't forget, can't regret
What I did for
Love
[Al]
What I did for
Love
[Star]
What I did for...
[Al (adding more sorrow each phrase)]
Love
Love is never gone
As we travel one
Love's what we'll remember
Kiss today goodbye.
[Star]
And point me t'ward tomorrow.
[Al]
Point me t'ward tomorrow
We did what we had to do.
Won't forget, can't regret
What I did for love.
What I did for love.
[Star]
What I did for love
[Al]
Love, [rough cough, sob, weeping]
First of all, what STRAIGHT BLACK man wears biker shorts? He's nowhere near a bike (Not that that's an excuse to put those things on), and secondly it doesn't look like there are any improvements when it comes to Star.
NO ONE, not even star jone, deserves those hideous milk bags that she was sporting. i hope the boob job tightened them up to acceptable levels of grossness.
Mk:
Thats nice. But lets not post about her till she is NOT still alive.
Just a suggestion.
>>First of all, what STRAIGHT BLACK man wears biker shorts?>>
Answer: NONE!
LMAO......beetlejuice from howard stern......I SEE IT, I FREAKING SEE IT
Why do people insist on wearing sweatsuits and high heels? I am foaming at the mouth...and it that first shot, her left leg looks like it could be in stirrups!
I'm guessing she shouldn't drink alcohol with the painkillers....hmm...
Did anyone see the View this a.m.? Supposedly Star called in from her hospital bed and admitted to getting implants. She and Joy had a rather heated discussion.
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It was great! Gotta love Joy, she was the only one who is brave enough to put Star in her place. Star was going on and on and Joy not realizing that the camera was on her was writing a message to meredith to move on. Then Joy in a very annoyed and sarcastic voice says 'ok Star enough about you time to talk about us'. Meredith starts saying goodbye to Star and Star says to Joy 'its nice to know in death or till death that you have not changed you are still a bitch' Wowza! I luved it.
maybe you should wear something better than a pink tracksuit and plastic heels when going to the Ivy to get photographed. just a suggestion you ugly cow.
Wow, Al has some big teeth! He must need them fighting Star for food.
That last pic should be a "Caption this Contest"
Joy Behar's reactions to Star are classic. I really think that's the reason they keep Star on the View. Otherwise, who would Joy have to make fun of?
omg, I HATE this stupid piece of trash. Did ANYONE watch The View today?? If so it was hilarious when Joy told Star (who was on the phone after her "elective surgery" to let the viewers know that she's ok) basically to fuck off and that they had had enough of her on the phone. I LOVE the way Joy hates Star. I hope Star gets fired.
I sooooo want to see this AGAIN.
Does ANYBODY know if it is rebroadcast? What station and time?
Thanks!
star should never, ever leave the house looking like this again..i forbid it...
why y'all hating on me?
I'm a successful professional with a loving husband and a fabulous sex life. You're just jealous!
I lost my excess weight through careful diet and exercise. I haven't had any work done to my stunning face because as they say: Black don't crack, that is, except for my vagina and besides Al likes it that way...
Wtf are those 'pom-poms' on her jacket?
Star Jones is a beautiful, successful and proud black woman !!!
Starr had her tits stapled onto her back so Gay Al would be amused when he cornholes her.
Star strangely resembles Beetlejuice from the Stern show in these pics.
does anyone know how she lost all that weight? she used to be a big fucking heffer! was she sucked and tucked? or did she have a gastic bypass? or did she actually work out and eat right? i just cant get over how much weight she lost. now she looks like a bobble head, she must look scary naked...all that stretched out skin...*vomit*
that last photo captures a trademark move by an INSECURE FAT ASS..."the ol' flash my engagement ring" ploy. She really thinks that WE think Al paid for it.
Titty lift my azz... my money says was in getting a rectal tuck (no pun)
Does anyone else think that the new and not necessarily improved Star Jones resembles Nicole Ritchie (mostly in the face)? I think we may have solved who her birth mother is.
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