Gravatar hehe


Gravatar well...you know...


Gravatar yeah...well....THIRD!!!!


Gravatar 1st, 2nd, and...3rd.


Gravatar DAMN!


Gravatar Who is this person and why is she assaulting my senses?


Gravatar I don't know who this bitch is, but I know she buys her mom 4 cans of beer for her birthday, and she wants to fuck Colin Farrell--so she's my hero.

Colin hypnotizes my vag.


Gravatar That's the one who was gift-shopping at the discount liquor store last week????wow, looks like she picked up a couple jugs.


Gravatar I do have to give her some credit. They do look absolutely amazing. So ofcourse, this is a promotion for breast surgery. I think all women should get it personally.

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Gravatar I really hate little girls like this. They will realize how dumb it all was when its all too late. Wait- she has kids and she's acting like this?? ugh!!!!


Gravatar STFU, Derek! How about you get boob surgery and let us see wht they look like.


Gravatar nice jugs id watch them in the colin sex tape scandle 2


Gravatar i'm not a big fan of the boobjob - but yah...those look fuckin great.

and i wouldn't waste my time with colin on wanting him to be a gentleman...just get down to being the dirty irishman you are


Gravatar Id like to take a Cleveland Steamer on Derek Hail's Blog...


Gravatar Morticia and I are gonna fight to fuck Colin...we love us some Irish...


Gravatar Is this the "Bargain Booze Bitch?"

She needs to watch Colin's sex tape before she shoots off her mouth like that.


Gravatar Who the hell is this girl? Anyone?


Gravatar needy chick,another Brit Mum of the year contender like Kate Moss.


Gravatar and she is??? another brit bimbo?


Gravatar Personally, y'all can fight over that Irish man, I'll take Cavaziel - thankyouverymuch.

Twit resembles Posh: pre-alien Posh.


Gravatar Miz- I am into Jason Statham? now. Oh yeah. Oh Oh yeah...


Gravatar Yeah, that Irish boozer sex tape was nasty. I've seen Nippon scat tapes that were sexier.


Gravatar Pageant - you can have Colin as long as I get Clive Owen. Don't know if that man is irish or not, but he's close enough.


Gravatar Coke monkey, I'm sure you've been told this, but I love your avatar. Snort.


Gravatar coke monkey, jason statham is so hot!


Gravatar Clive Owen's a Brit! Gasp!

he's hot, but he seems like a sweetie, which means he's totally wrong for me.


Gravatar Thank you Pageant. Disgusting isnt it?? I like yours too. Everything that could have been!!! Cute girls that fucked up!!!


Gravatar Urophilia is the new black. Everyone's doing it. Especially w/ Colin Farrell


Gravatar I watched The Transporter on a plane to Tokyo non-stop about 3 times straight switching channels drinking vodka and when I got up I was so wet!!
*blush*


Gravatar And that's why they are our avatars. Notice I didn't choose Cate Blanchett. But I may pick Kerry Katona if she keeps my interest!


Gravatar I hate Owen - he's just a Neanderthal, lower-class Brit.

Who is Jason Statham? Where can I get me some?


Gravatar Owen is dirty. I just know it. I love neanderthals.


Gravatar Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Hugh Jackman... mmmm, manwich...


Gravatar Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Hugh Jackman... mmmm, manwich...


Gravatar She actually looks better with her face like that. The dress is nice too. I would enjoy talking it off watching the little stones twinkling in the light.


Gravatar Clive's married w/ two kids. He's only dirty on the playground I bet. But then again...


Gravatar WHO IS THIS WOMAN??????????/


Gravatar I used to think she was kinda cute until I found out she had kids.
Now I'm all grossed out.


Gravatar Jason Statham does a lot of Guy Richie films (Madonna's husband). Well, that when Guy's films were really good. I forget the names, but they are not for the general public and you kinda have to be into foreign shit/older/college or into the Brit scene to get it since they have to do with the Eastend/London and Eastend crime blah blah stuff like that. There's been rumors that Guy and Jason are lovers?? But I doubt it.


Gravatar MIZ IS SEXXEE!!!


Gravatar I agree Plague. I am an opininated loud crass bitch with a foul mouth, but my kids dont read my shit.


Gravatar Shoot..if I had money I'd get my boobs done...hell ya..


Gravatar He was in The Transporter and The Transporter 2. He was also in the Pink Panther movie (he dies in the beginning, I believe). He was in Collateral with Tom Cruise, for like a minute.

The Guy Richie movies are "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".


Gravatar Oh, and I hear he's gay, but I don't know that for a fact...

*praying*


Gravatar nothing says love like a Cleveland Steamer.


google before asking


Gravatar You see Prico- I didnt even you if you were gay, a girl or a guy!! How's that for fantasy sharing!!!! All the better for us babe!! Oh yeah-who cares!!


Gravatar Prico That's *Know*


Gravatar Waaaaaagh!


Gravatar shut up!
if jason statham is gay, i will quit my job, sell a kidney and get my stalk on.


Gravatar Dibs on the kidney!


Gravatar Back to topic, why does that woman look like she's saying "Yoohoo! Look, Clay! Boobies!"


Gravatar Fuck that Tim. My sons all have blue eyes and blond hair and can get a prettier penny than your fucking kidney. Jason is mine bitch.


Gravatar ROFL!! I hear Jacko pays well... especially for blonde blue eyed ones. Do you ship internationally?


Gravatar We need MK's bimbo demographic whore info group that checks in. They are very good.


Gravatar coke, well, maybe i'll buy one of your sons, instead?
jk...unless you're serious.


Gravatar My kids are all Germanic, Dutch, Czech, Austrian, English, 2nd generation, very tall, 3/4 Protestant, 1/4 Jewish. All blue eyes. Blond, Strong Jaw, Dolph Lundgren lookalikes.

Willing to Sell off the 13 year old off now cheap NOW!!! Plus my gay friend is eyeing him incessantly too.


Gravatar No, I know I am kidding toooooo. I am surrounded by gaybait. Story of my life.


Gravatar Coke:

ha. snort. you funny.


Gravatar Um, who is she?


Gravatar I'll give her credit, they do look nice.


Gravatar she really reminds me of tracey ullman.. and if she painted them blue we'd really be impressed


Gravatar and this bitch is....?


Gravatar My children are all supermodels with genius IQs.


Gravatar I think I like Jordan more.


Gravatar Who else wants to join the I hate PRICO club? ugh, shut up already bitch!


Gravatar Sorry I Love Prico!! You will not find many people to join your club here.


Gravatar It's weird but she just comes off as such a self aborbed and very dumb bitch. i have never seen someone so full of themselves yet so stupid. it's unreal how you followers follow this bitch. you are fools.


Gravatar I am talking about prico , can't stand her.

about the post- this bitch is okay but not crazy enough to be as interesting as Jordan is.


Gravatar She looks like she sucks a lot of cock. Typical ho-skank. Big tits, tiny brain, stretched cunt-hole.

Yawn.


Gravatar you better step off..I love Prico.


Gravatar Okay, I just got here and I find my lover's name being bandied about...I would do anything, anytime, anywhere with Clive Owen.

So this dumb bitch can stick to Collin Farrell...just keep the hell away from Clive.


Gravatar I love prico too! (I thought prico was a guy...)


Gravatar Love for prico too!!!


Gravatar Her boobs are hot


Gravatar "Who is she?"

Kerry "Chip Shop" was in a girl band called Atomic Kitten and was married to the fat one from Westlife.

She won "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" ("celebs" in a "jungle" reality show) and is a TV presenter.

She is basically queen of the chavs.


Gravatar my god, why she wearing a DENIM JACKET with that dress/top?
of all the reasons I could call this bitch trash, Im gonna choose the jacket.
TRASH.


Gravatar Prico I love u too!!!!


Gravatar I love my breasts, too. That's because it took so long for them to grow and I measured them day and night from when I was about 14 until, well....yesterday. And they're D cups. Without surgery. And I couldn't be happier. And if I was whatsherface I'da done my boobies, too, because big boobs are great and I'd be sad if I didn't have any, too.


Gravatar Suzie, You just made about 1000 guys jerk off and 3000 guys go EWWWWW!!!


Gravatar Atomic Kitten is so bad, but so bad... Really, you gotta download at least one song. It makes the Spice Girls sound like Beethoven in comparison. It is worse than the fucking Pussycat Whores.


Gravatar There's a media whore born every minute.


Gravatar MK, I think I love you...


Gravatar pageantgal, if u wanna fuck colin, u must want THE CLAP


Gravatar i don't know kerry, but i know she's my soulmate....


Gravatar She is entertaining.


Gravatar Kerry looks like my Aunt Betty,but with real teeth!


Gravatar She's a dumb airhead.


Gravatar Clive Owen is a favourite of mine


Gravatar All this talk about tits is making me hungry.


Gravatar Yawn.......NEXT!


Gravatar Who the hell is Kerry Katona?

She looks like a non-anorexic Posh Spice.


Gravatar She's not an exotic black woman, sorry, no chance kerry


Gravatar kerry katona had huge boobs to begin with, the selfish bitch. what about those boob starved celebs like keira knightly who need one so much more?


Gravatar Kerry Katona just makes my cock go from 4 inches to 8. Lots of people hate her but I would love to dick her any day.
I find her tits so suckable and her voice makes me want to fill her mouth with something hot (man made of course). The way she talks makes me cream in my pants.
I usually print out a color picture with her face and tits on my photo printer and then jerk off to it. Most times I can get the moneyshot on her face or tits. I love my life!!! Anyone else do the same?


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