Isn't that the same kid who was running around with Nicole in a tutu? He's hot.
thats ok if shes bulemic
Well bulimics tend to look healthier than anorexics for some reason...she strikes me as more of a laxative bulimic than a throwing-up one.
Ew I HATE HER!
FIRST!? HOLY CRAP!
In any event -- all I can say is:
Like I give a shit.
...look at him rockin' that ride! He's too much!!! Oh yeah...Big Deal on the Paris thing...I hope she throws up some vital organs and dies.
Just like the Pink video for Stupid Girls!
if she needs to barf every now and then, who should complain. barfing might make her happy. and being happy is important.
maybe she'll ruin her digestive system and die!
hey...he's her pimp! Look at her walking the streets while he checks on his hos....
Well, I really want a Carl's Jr. now.
Now that kid should hook up with Apple
only 100 dollars, mk?
That should have been a caption this photo.
I still insist, she is starting to look swollen and puffy. Not fat, but like she's retaining a lot of water or it's some sort of unhealthy swelling. But she doesn't look well.
That kid and his Escalade Power Wheels are the new hotness.
sounds very believable. that would explain her thin flabbiness.
I would gladly shove my hand down her throat. For free.
BUT, you will have to pay me to RETRACT the hand, of course.
hahaha...look at the speakers in the back of the pimp's ride!
Just like the Pink video for Stupid Girls!
StoneyBaloney | 03.29.06 - 1:10 pm
I was thinking the same thing!! It probably is true then!! SWEET!! One could only hope!! 
ha ha Jizz...lol
I never barf my jizz...
who doesn't have an eating disorder?
I went to boarding school with Paris Hilton; back then she was bulimic; so much so that someone had to be with her after each meal. She was a beotch back then, too, before anyone knew who she was!
I want to be one of his bitches when he grows up!
One thing is certain - She doesn't maintain her figure by exercise and a healthful diet.
Jizz is great for the skin!
Parisite must die. Nuff said. Well, except this. I do not have enough ords to describe the digust and disdain I feel for this skankface dipshit ho-bag hawg.
If it was in the Pink video, then it's DEF true. Nah that bitch ain't bulimic she's just nasty. If I were Paris Hilton's internal organs I would vomit constantly too. And Kathy Hilton wouldn't try to stop that shit, she's probably giving her pointers on how to shove your fingers down your throat.
hey...he's her pimp! Look at her walking the streets while he checks on his hos....
jen-o | 03.29.06 - 1:12 pm | #
That's exactly what I was thinking jen-o. Get outta my head!
I went to boarding school with Paris Hilton; back then she was bulimic; so much so that someone had to be with her after each meal. She was a beotch back then, too, before anyone knew who she was!
Anonymous | 03.29.06 - 1:22 pm
Was she ugly than as she is now??
May she choke upon her own vomit.
It's also a great supplement, Mousie. I take jizz with my gingko biloba and st. john's wort.
Anonymous | 03.29.06 - 1:22 pm
OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Was she as big an asshole then as she is now? Back stabber? Spill, baby!
well she definately had brown hair and eyes back then! 
she used to have brown hair and more of a pointy beak. sort of like....sort of like one of those ant eaters.
anyway, she knows how to get the job done.
It was totaly Jizz. Like when they made a parodie of her on "South Park" were shes was barfing up jizz all 3min.
Bullimic? Good. May she choke on her vomit.
May she choke on my goddamn hand!
I cannot express the level of violence this bitch incites in me.
She isn't skinny enough to have an eating disorder. Not by a long shot.
od's of vicodin or oxycontin make you throw up too.
i hope she will stop the bulimia. i want to see her get round. i like em round.
She's so fake, and that baby voice she uses only makes her sound like a someone who was sexually molested as a child...which even for someone as hated as her, I hope is not true.
mpc
easy, Miz. we all know she's got a crotch-kickin' comin' if she ever meets up with you!
Sun you do not have to be Nicole-Richie skinny to have an eating disorder, especially bulimia. In fact most of the damage of bulimia shows only on the inside of the body (heart, esophagus) and your face may look puffy or bloated, but the rest of you may not necessarily be skinny. My roommate last year was a proud bulimic (disgusting right?) but most of the time she looked perfectly normal.
is paris guest-starring on an episode of "the boondocks?"
Isn't a "Side Salad" at the Ivy like $35?
She isn't skinny enough to have an eating disorder. Not by a long shot.
Sun | 03.29.06 - 1:32 pm | #
FYI you can be pretty chubby or even overweight and still have an eating disorder, especially bulimia.
DUH!, and uh....
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I thought this was common Parasitical knowledge.
That kid's hair is so totally dope!
hey remember that blind item a while back where she threw up on the floor of some bathroom and left it there??!
Ted Casablancas don't call her PETUNIA PICKLE POP for nothing. READ BELOW blind item from the Awful Truth.
Causing far fewer but much more horrified mouths to gasp at an L.A. recording studio was Petunia's smelly wake. After barging into the classy operation with her screeching wheels, P2 headed straight for the bathroom, which had been oh so thoughtfully set up with scented candles and tasteful towels and such.
After 15 minutes of locking herself in the loo, Petunia emerged, leaving the bathroom looking like something out of Martha Stewart's nightmares. And guess what was left smack in the middle of the restroom--with one tiny towel placed in the middle?
It was a reeking, warm pile of human discard. Puke. All over the floor.
jindi....great minds!
is paris guest-starring on an episode of "the boondocks?"
tim | 03.29.06 - 1:36 pm | #
mpcmike: thanks, sweetie - I DO need to take a valium... 
Petunia Pickle Pop! I love it...
i think she should just start eating 10 dollar bills. yes. thats what she needs. how many calories are in a 10 dollar bill? not many. and quarters...well they aren't even digestible so there. that will solve this problem.
What's she doin' in the bathroom? Get back on the streets, bitch, and make little daddy some mo money for a full-sized Escalade!
and here's another one kids!@! Again, from the Awful Truth.
Sex is pretty fun, right? We look forward to it. George Michael was so right when he described it as "best when it's one-on-one" (I think). But Petunia Pickle Pop seems to like it when it's one-on-one with an audience of five.
It was a late, cool night in the City of Slippery Runways. P3 was positively exhausted from partying her nonexistent butt off (like that's a clue in this nourishment-starved town). Or it coulda been the booze she'd been guzzlin'. Regardless, P.P.P. managed to squish her tush into a packed limo. Her posh pals followed--hey, when don't they? You might say P. doesn't have an independent bone in her oft displayed bod. But anyway, it's what she did next that's so shocking (to me, anyway).
Ms. Pickle Pop unzipped this random dude--who was just tagging along--and proceeded to slurp him up and down and up and...yeah, it was about that romantic. If I were P3, an almost mechanical sex toy of a gal, I'd market it. Like, maybe she could produce blow-up dolls bearin' her likeness. You laugh, but with this shameless lick-lass, it's hardly outta the robotic question.
JEN-O i LOVE your pic of that shoe!!
oh yeah i dont think shes a bulimic, i cant say why i dont, but her mom and dad are thin and so is her sis....i dont know, ive never liked/disliked her but i think she is just naturally thin....then again, i could be wrong
luv you guys i LIVE for reading the comments!!!
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Ohh I love Ted sooo. MizRo did you read his column today? Was the thing about Jakes boots a gay reference??
But we all knew that...didn't we?
bulimics don't like salads. leafy greens are a bitch to ralph up.
I forgot about that one Jindi! And let's not forget when she peed in the cab! That wasn't even a blind item!
evilmonkeywholivesinyrcloset...thanks! I hope some day to be able to afford the other one!
Whoa, are those two from the Hair Bear Bunch?
PS annoynmous 1:22, are you for real??? wow i guess that leaves my opinion completely wrong! lol!!!
wow, was it at Buckley? or is that not a boarding school?
Is that a black Chucky doll sitting in that car in the first picture?
I remember seeing an interview from some woman in Arkansas who owned a diner that Paris ate at durning The Simple Life 1. She said Paris would come in and pig out, then go to the bathroom a threw up. I hope she chokes soon, very soon, I so sick on this slut.
I think being bulimic is definately NO JOKE! Mouse I don't care how fat you say you are DO NOT TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT THIS WAY! IT's unhealthy.
I need to lose weight too I would never do this to myself!
so she likes to slurp the dong in public. who can say they've never done that.....i mean, i havnt. but. well. maybe i should.
Yeah...it's gross and, quite frankly, vomit tastes really bad. Who really wants that?
Is that a black Chucky doll sitting in that car in the first picture?
NoAnjl | 03.29.06 - 1:47 pm | #
That's my pimp...back off!
Is that a black Chucky doll sitting in that car in the first picture?
NoAnjl | 03.29.06 - 1:47 pm | #
no, it's the kid from "the boondocks"
Evil Monkey, her parents are big. I saw a recent pic of them. her dad is tall and kinda big, her mom has a big ass and tits (hey--she showed them off recently, remember?)
If Paris ate like she was supposed to, she'd be normal-sized, not size 2. And yes, a bulimic will eat salad. And yes, those leafies are nasty coming up and floating and you have to flush like, three or four times....When you are bulimic you are in the prison of your own body. You can eat a nut and then go throw up the nut. Crazy. With her sexual behavior and showing her body and loving all the attention I gaurantee you she is bulimic. Once a bluimic, always a bulimic. It's like being an alcoholic. You are never 100% cured.
is the food that shitty there?
last time i checked, the chicken gives you diarrhea.
more on the gastro side of gastrointestinal.
who of any of us can say we dont make ourselves vomit 35 dollar salad greens?? even if they are the hardest thing to vom in the world.
Anon2/Fancy: be right back!! I'm off to Ted C.!
get your bulimia on. get it on. make it happen.
maria carey - LOL!!!!!
maybe all that puking is the reason her voice is so fucked up.
Um, she's looking kinda old all of a sudden. Maybe it's the dress. Or maybe it's just her.
Kid in a pimped out baby-escalade is wrong on sooooooo many levels.
Anon2/Fancy: OMG!!! Ted C. is gonna be in BIG trouble!!
He is totally outing Jake!!!!!!!!
Thats what I thought MIZRO!!
I think there is some serious anger issues he has towards Jake. I wish I knew the story.
IF THE KID RAN INTO THE BITCH FROM BEHIND, HER ASSHOLE WOULD TOTALLY SWALLOW THE KID AND THE CAR UP, AND THEY WOULD DISAPPEAR. HE'D HAVE TO PULL A STUNT AND JUMP OFF THE BITCH FIRST. 100 BUCKS AINT ENOUGH M.K, YOU NEED MORE DOUGH TO REPLACE HIS RIDE
That's a modern day Buckwheat in the Escalade.
so, why are'nt Bulimics skeletally skinny like anorexics ?
Duh, everyone knows if you want to barf it all up anyway you eat something that's BAD for you! (Joking)... That's why you see Brit and Jessica at the grocery store with trolleys full of junk food. Although I think Brit hasn't quite gotten the barfing part yet, just the eating.
Seriously though, no shit she's bulimic. That's why she's always bloated too, and going for colon cleansings all the time. Gotta get things moving - when you throw up most of your food you can't get anything through the old plumbing!
ANONYMOUS I THINK ITS BECAUSE WHEN THEY BARF THEY STILL ABSORB THE CALORIES TO SOME EXTENT.
MOST BULIMICS ARE NOT SKINNY, SOME EVEN ARE A LITTLE CHUBBY.
so, why are'nt Bulimics skeletally skinny like anorexics ?
Anonymous | 03.29.06 - 2:10 pm | #
Because of the binge/purge cycle. They don't refuse to eat or maintain a healthy weight, like anorexics. Many consume a lot more calories than a normal person should in a day, but they feel guilty and try to vomit/take pills/exercise to get rid of the calories. It doesn't always work.
Have a sister who was bulimic. Her face was always puffy. Glad she beat it, throwing up is gross.
Does this cunt have anything of importance to do in life? She's like the leechy neighbor lady who comes over and never fucken leaves.
Anon2/Fancy: 
I wonder too! Do you think Jake told him to step-off? Do you think he threatened litigation when Ted did the first hand-holding article?
Do you think he *gasp* rejected him?
I am going to lose my mind, Fancy!
This wouldn't surprise me if it's true.
MizRo I think Jake rejected him and that Ted is in love and is going crazy with lust and hate!!!!
I would be more surprised to find someone famous who doesn't/didn't ever throw up. It's pretty common in the general population at colleges etc. among girls, so I wouldn't expect that to decrease in a demographic whose ability to work is based on looks.
Ted C is definitely Jakey's jaded lover. Especially after his total hatred of Brokeback Mountain.
Oh my god, I have always wanted a Power-Wheels type car...even to this day, although I know I'd never fit.
If you were her, wouldn't you throw up when you went to a bathroom plastered w/ mirrors?
Fancy!.. I'm thinking the same! First, Clooney, then Jake...
Ted is one super-heated bitch now! He can't take down Clooney but Jake?
Piece of Cake!
Holy shit!!!
"She isn't skinny enough to have an eating disorder. Not by a long shot."
Umm... I could be wrong here but I dont think all bulimics are skinny the way anorexics are. I found this online:
"A study found that female bulimics retain about 1200 calories after binging and vomiting, no matter how much food they consume or how often they throw up."
She does have skinny legs but her face and belly are bloated.
dunno, she looks preggers to me in these photos. maybe that's why she's chucking in the little girl's room.
He is gonna eventually snap and just outright out him one day. Its driving him crazy!!
Am I the only one who thinks that she has ENORMOUS feet? I'm about as tall as her, and my feet are nowhere near that big. It's a bit freakish, to be honest. Not that anything else about her isn't freakish...
I wouldnt be surprised if she was bulemic. That kid definately should have at least ran over her foot.
Or this could just be her way of parading another publicity stunt. So now she can be the poster child for bulemia. Since that's a great way to get press!
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I was at Butter in NYC one night. A late night chat with some of the kicthen staff revealed it is a well-known fact that Parasite (among others) likes to order lots of food, pig out, and make a quick exit to the lav to vom. They even do it in groups. And they often leave a mess. Nice.
Bulimia is binging uncontrollably on a huge amount of food, then purging. This is more like purging type anorexia. just a pet peeve when people don't know the difference
She's naturally gangly I think. Look at her mom and Nicky. They are thin too. It's easy for her to be skinny at this age, but wait till she hits about 30 when the metabolism slows down. If she's not exercizing now, she'll have to then, or become bullimic.
hj - no you are not the only one that thinks are feet are gihugic. She might as well wear the fucking shoeboxes!
Suzie | 03.29.06 - 1:53 pm | #
True. We've all seen the Simple Life (season 1) and she ate so much bad stuff like Sonic all of the time! I wouldn't be surprised if she was bulimic, she's pretty skinny but not scary skinny. 
Eating disorders suck. Its a good thing she's on the patch too, wouldn't want to be puking up those pills.
FWIW, I've been friends with bulimics, and they do barf up salads.
And someone asked about her feet-I think I read somewhere she wears a size 11.
SHELL!!!! Where have you been? *hug* Welcome back!
Fancy: I'd give anything to see the day that Ted loses his cool and gives out the deets on Jordache Junky, Toothy, Gloria Good-Hag, etc... I would cream myself! *sigh*
i'm curious as what the staff is instructed to do if they find this pig heaving in the bathroom....
...and btw, that kid in the background is superhot!
SUZIE-- really??? i didnt know, i just thought she was naturally skinny. oh, and Jen-O, your awesome-- PS TOTAL summery cute shoes ( again! )
oh and HG--your not the only one who thinks her feet are huge and vile-- check THIS out!http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/11/07/
camera-whore-paris-hiltons-boney-feet/
cut and paste the whole thing, just WAIT, yr going to laugh so hard-- all of you !!!
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'm curious as what the staff is instructed to do if they find this pig heaving in the bathroom....
letinstar | 03.29.06 - 2:57 pm | #
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MizRo!!! -- been lurking and stuff... I gots me a job so I've been gone more than usual
Well, congrats Shell! I hope you love your new job - you've been missed!
Oh Fuck This Ho....15 14 13 ...
Who's the kid rockin the Angela Davis Fro, in his litle Pimped out Escalade?
Now He's Hot..lol
Who throws up a grilled chicken salad? At least have a cheese burger and a shake -- get your money's worth.
MizRo, Fancy, Shell, etc. - For what it's worth, I totally think that there's something personal between Ted and Jake, and my best guess is that Jake either rejected or otherwise broke Ted's lusty little heart. The spitefulness towards Jake from Ted comes through loud and clear.
I seriously doubt that. Her body is too hot to be bulimic.
I agree LA. 
Nah, not bulimic, it's just that cum doesn't mix well with food.
How old is Ted C.?
Jake is only 25 right?
Jake is young, brent - but I am totally in agreement with LA and Fancy.
He is letting his claws out and you know what they say "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". *wink*
I'm no Paris fan, but those pictures are recent and if she's bulimic she looks damn healthy compared to Nicole Richie.
L.A. interesting... hmmm...
I was bulimic for 7 years (it never leaves your mind entirely, unfortunately)...I threw up plenty of salad. In fact, salad takes longer to digest, so you have a little extra time to get it out of you.
I also never got sickly skinny unless I didn't eat at all- which happened too.....
Brad and Angelina's orphan had enough...he's gettin the fuck out of there.
...it looks like a Macy Gray mini-me in the Escalade.
she is looking rather pale...
Man, I despise this ugly birdbitch 
that kid is so hot. i doubt if he hooks up with apple, fishsticks might stroke out
to: Parissucksliterally,
i struggled with that disorder, and your so right, it NEVER leaves your mind...it all started at 10 when someon told me i had "fat legs", well im 23 now and as much as dont get the urge, i DO feel guilty when i eat... but i AM an excersize instructor ( sorry cant spell!! ) so i workout alot, but yeah, thats a real personal thing to admit, and mad props and RESPECT to you. its a curse i guess, and even tho i do eat healthy, im only 5 feet tall, so if/when i gain weight, you KNOW how that shows to pple like me, ya know?
ok enuf sappy stuff- i just want to shout out to CokeMonkey, Jen-O and Billy Blimpo-- oh my god you took the words rightout of my mouth!!!!!
im only 5 feet tall, so if/when i gain weight, you KNOW how that shows to pple like me, ya know?
Ditto...sucks, eh? 125 lbs. looks WAY different on me than on some tall chick.
evilmonkey......I'm 5'6 120 lbs, and feel like a cow sometimes. I always feel better when I am closer to 115. My friends tell me I look better at 120 (I work out consistently and have never been heavy), but I feel huge. It sucks when you adopt this mindframe, b/c it stays with you forever!
And whoever said, "Paris can't be bulimic, her body is too good."...WTF kind of comment is that? You HAVE to be a man to make such an ignorant comment.
she is one homely girl, "blue" eyed or not, (brown eyed we all know), skinny or not, her face still ='s FUGLY.
sorry, but the bullshit-o-meter is redlining on this one. what the hell would those celeb whores at the Ivy care if skanky paris hilton chooses to puke up her 35 buck salad in the bathroom as long as she keeps coming back? they just want the publicity, so they can keep an endless supply of tragic star struck tourists begging for a table to eat their overpriced and overseasoned fare. what would they do if paris puked the place up besides sending in maria to mop up, it is not as if they aren't going to 86 her from the joint.
I think she is, she´s got all the signs; her weight fluctuates and especially the face is revealing. Her cheeks look different every day, throwing up makes them look very puffy. And so is Lindsay...
you'd think that they would want her to throw up.. let her eat, spend and barf... hell give her a seven course meal!!! make bank on that cow!!!!
WHOS THE FAT PIG NOW PARIS!!!!
Never really watched the surreal life, but turned in to one episode, where they were housekeepers(was it a nudist colony?), and they ordered everything off the room service menu and proceeded to grub. Whenever these rumors come up, that's the first thing I remember.
Sorry everyone who's been through or is going through this, good luck to you all!
'm curious as what the staff is instructed to do if they find this pig heaving in the bathroom....
letinstar | 03.29.06 - 2:57 pm | #
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Shell aka Mrs. Trent Reznor | 03.29.06 - 3:00 pm | #
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lol...how could i not have known that...
Nice wig bitch!
I like that kid... I hope he tells Paris that Nicole is WAAAAY skinnier than Paris so Paris will go throw up some more haha.
Oh boy.. this makes her all the more sexy to me... I wanna see her doing it..
so real.
she tells the little boy.. "Hey cutie, give me a ride to carl's and I'll buy us a burger and wash your car 'K?"
I read somewhere Paris is the one who taught Nicole how to throw up, when Nicole was chubby.
erm....I'm a former bulimic who swallows jizz on an almost daily basis. I can assure you the two are not related I've never barfed after eating cum.
who gives a shit about paris, that kid is so cute.
It's a sad thing entirely in this day and age that women have so much pressure to be thin when back in the old days, size 12 was acceptable and women were generally percieved to be as "beautiful" without being stick-thin.
What's so hot about being waif-thin? Tell me, because I just don't see it.
I'm not surprised really that she's bulimic. Look at her body. It's unnaturally thin. She's doing somethin' not natural to keep it that way. I work out 3 hours a day at the gym, every single day, and I'm on a very strict diet and still I have meat on my bones and curves and after 8 months I STILL weigh 116lb.
Diet and exercise doesn't make you as thin as Paris is. Something else does. Something not natural.
Hopefully Parasite will vomit herself to death.
I'll pay $101 to get someone to knock her down with a bulldozer.
I want to know what the hell this show is going to be about. Everytime you see them, they're just walking around looking stupid.
she scratching her crabs in that other pick!!! GO SEE ure OBGYN u skank bitch!!
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