first!!!!!!
thats hilarios
how old is she anyway?
"No More Fugly Old Farts n Tarts Today!!" 
Holy crap! If she IS 77, then she's looking pretty damn good, even with the gold lipstick.
hmmm, this puts an end to the age-old question....
She has had some work done.
She is not 77, is she?
Wow! Bitch looks hot for 77!
MK, PLEEZE stop with the geezers and the fugs! It's topless Fryday and we need to have something GOOD to look at!
wtf? huh?
what did they mean? 47? 57?
Mousie | 03.31.06 - 11:20 am | #
Agreed, we need turn-ons today!
She looks kinda old for 77
Oh my god, I totally believe it! That's hilarious!! I love The Post!
She cant be older than about 46. Her vagina has probably seen 77 years worth of dick though!
Wow she had to be FLIPPING out over that little typo. Great, now she's going to feel all self conscious because someone said she's 77 and she'll have to show us her pussy again to make sure we know she's not. Ugh.
She is still a hag at any age
JAY, love your puppy! 
MK needs to honor Prico and post a pic of Kevin Richardson! HAHAHAHA!
Too fucking funny...I hope she reads this and chokes to death.
I think she is 47...in dog years.
Sharon wishes she was still 77.
AKKK, funny MsAstro. She'll probably do it on Larry King or something. "SEE LOOK!!! Is THIS the cooch of a 77 year old woman!!!" I can just see it now. No, don't want to see it now.
she's 48, according to imdb. she looks rough for 48.
77?? is she an alien
Thanks Mousie!
77 is about right for her cooch.
HAHAHAH! Maybe she's a vampire...or she drank the potion from "Death Becomes Her"
Loozer!
Ouch she just can't get a break
77...that's nothin'.
...I knew it...
Graet another old fugly fart!!
BigBuckingChicken | 03.31.06 - 11:28 am | #
she gets a break all the time when it's broken off in her!
Skankbot | 03.31.06 - 11:28 am | #
*great damn it why cant I spell anymore??
Pact with the devil much?
Some pictures of some half-nakkid men would make my day!!!!
Sharon wishes she was still 77.
Loozer
WTF is this shit? Is it "old and ugly day" on DListed? FUCK!
I knew Sharon was Mamie Van Doren's little sister! Except Mamie is hotter.
That might be the best movie review I have ever read.
The movie got 2 out of 5 stars in our local paper. I'm shocked it got even that many!
Glen | 03.31.06 - 11:35 am | #
Oh No You Di'nt with that avatar!
You Mean She's Not 77? LMAO
Shell - TRENT! Mmmmmmmmmm.
They said Basic Instinct was Taxidermy!! LOL.
Mouse!!!
Mmmm x 2 !!!!
Daya you look constipated today!
That Crazy Bitch will do a Naomi on They ass!
OMFG!
Damn 1/2 a Star!
I guess they has to give it something.....lol
I want those black shoes of hers sooooooo bad!!!
1/2 a star out of 4. Beautiful!
And you know she's going to haul out her beef curtains to try and prove The Post wrong. *gag*
only 77? i would have guessed 75.....
that's some funny shit. she's not a day over 70.
damn that was some funny shit
they must not have proof readers at the post.
I used to think she looked old, but now that I know how old she really is, I think she looks pretty good.
1/2 a star out of 4. Beautiful!
And you know she's going to haul out her beef curtains to try and prove The Post wrong. *gag*
Noni
Oh thats a horrid thought.
77 is the new 47, right? I bet Joan Rivers is already on the phone scheduling an appointment with Sharron's Plastic Surgeon as we speach.
Her STONE BAGINA is 77!!!!!!
and by 77 they mean 47. good job copy editor.
LMAO! Have you all read the review? I think MK is moonlighting.
Business booms for local coroners, but the shrink withholds evidence from cops and tramples on crime scenes because he's dumbstruck with lust for Tramell. Never mind that he already has a certifiably hot girlfriend who is not on the AARP mailing list
By far my favorite line
AKKK, funny MsAstro. She'll probably do it on Larry King or something. "SEE LOOK!!! Is THIS the cooch of a 77 year old woman!!!" I can just see it now. No, don't want to see it now.
NaughtyOompaLoompaVoyeur
You're so right she's definitely going to show it on Larry King! Which is actually pretty sad because Larry King hits a pussy that's way younger than Sharon's 77 year old ass! Hahha!
Why do Europeans love this crazy-bitch so much?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is funny shit... I can only imagine if that appeared in a legitimate paper. It would make her older than Dame Judy Dench, lol...
Good! Maybe she'll stop 'designing' all that pretentious tacky crap with her ugly face all over it.
This is funny as hayul! I know she's somewhere fuming.
Woops. That comment was meant for the Kimora thread obviously.
I can barely conatin the laughter!!
The whole commentary was freaking hilarious!
Take this for what it's worth MizRo, but European Culture is centuries and centuries older than ours. They really do love her. I've lived in Europe and worked at the UN. I have personally witnessed her working a room of powerful and wealthy. She's so confident. She loves all of this attention good and bad. Just my opinion.
I love Dlisted.
she is 48 , coz she was born in 58
LOVES IT
Whatever. She's like the living, breathing (female) version of Mr. Burns. She's about 110 and she's never going to die.
I think the paper meant to say that her pussy was 77 years old.
she's at 7% on the tomatoe meter ..
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/...sic_instinct_2/
and Did Roger Ebert do her any favors?
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/a...EVIEWS/
60323008
Happy Friday! God you know she is so PISSED!! How I love the NYPOST!!
Bee-otch will walk and give everyone the finger!
LOL!
It has GOT to be early April Fools.... I think she`s 48
Hah! Sharon's gonna love this when she sees it. She's gonna be on all the talk shows yakking about how she's the sexiest senior citizen on the planet.
No wait, she already does that.
the Post made a slight typo..she is actually 67....NOT 77....but damn, she only looks like she's in her early 60's!! she's a social security 'HAWTie'
Me and my momma, Janet Buttimer, seen the movie today at the AMC cinema in Euless, Texas. My momma yelled at the screen when Sharon showed her rusty old crotch, she said: "Damn, bitch! Close your legs, what's that smell in here?!!!" Tonya!
77! ha...APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!
March 10th, 1958
Am I the only one that can check imdb?
And the article came out on March 31, ,not April 1.
haha! the movie got a half star rating also.
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