Hope that shit is on tape!
FIRSTTTT
I would have caught it and shoved up that bitches ass.
She really needs a professional beating.
IDIOTTTTT
Bitch needs to be put down.
Jay, please pray that someone gets a copy and we see it today on Dlisted...please, please!
Or else we can see the tape on Court TV during the trial...death penalty case.
crazy bitch
I think it's sad that when I read this on gawker, the first thing I thought is "only $200?" Because I actually own $200 jeans...I would have thought hers would be like D&G or something...not True Religion
Wow and to think she is on her way to the human rights summit with Nelson Mandela today too!!
God that would be great if he slapped her!!!!
Anyone EVER did shit like that to me, I'd be in jail for homicide. Fuck that shit! Fuck with my ass like that? I'll rip your head off and shout down the fucking hole!
that shawl should have been a strait jacket.
Well what would you do if your maids were like this? Sometimes you have to beat the help people.
$200 dollar jeans and a $15 poncho...way to mix it up ho.
I think after Noanna and Wing, we NEED a tape of this, if there is a Dlist God, let it be!
One of the secretaries at my work is super ghetto, straight up Brooklyn, and she's like "I'll work for Naomi in two seconds. If she dare hit me, I'd call up the cops and say, "You better get here quick because I'm going to beat the shit out of this dumb bitch and she's gonna need you to pull me off of her bloody body." I was like "fair enough - perhaps you should work for her." That would be hilarious...if the next employee she hits beats her skinny ass.
Jen-O, the poncho is actually white fur...not really $15
She is suck a fucking cunt. I wish at least once one of these people would have turned the tables and kicked her ass!
I'll rip your head off and shout down the fucking hole!
Mousie | 03.31.06 - 11:29 am | #
I've heard a different version of this, one that is more applicable to this bitch. ....rip your head off and fuck your neck hole...
she's the one that needs an ass-whippin for wearing that fur poncho!
i would have been a better story if the assistant had picked up the Blackberry and threw it back at Naomi for being such a lazy bitch
OOmpa OOmpa OOmpadie-do
I've got a blackberry just for youuuu..
If you run I'll throw it at you
OOmpa OOpma OOmpadie-doooo
Yeah but you know they are thinking wy hit back when I can take her for money LOLOLOL
jen-o - how dare you!
I would jerk her bald-headed.
jen-o | 03.31.06 - 11:32 am - now THAT'S hot! 
If the bitch just got the girl her jeans, none of this would have happened!
oh the things the help can do to her.... toothbrush in ass, urine and fecal in food and drinks.. she's such a piece of shit
I know I go into a tantrum if I can't find my parasucos.
...yeah...I eat with this mouth too!
Didn't Naomi do this before?
How does this woman still have enough money to afford maids for each floor?
Shell aka Mrs. Trent Reznor | 03.31.06 -
Really, Mrs. Reznor...Poor Naomi, having to put up with help like that!! 
www.nypost.com
The story is front page and it details exactly what happened and how many times she has done this and to whom.
At first glance, and I don't have my glasses on, does that hat say twat??? I'm certain it does.
The maid needs to get over it and get to work - at least that is what my boss tells me after beating the crap out of me.
what a dumb fucking useless cunt. i'm bitter today.
Shell, there is a tiny pic in our paper today of your hubby, it is a thing of beauty!! (I thought of you when I saw it!).
NoAnjl | 03.31.06 - 11:32 am | #
I know!!
WHAT the fuck is wrong with these assistants that take that shit from that fuckin ugly CRazy BIATCH?!
that phone should have been wedged right up that obnoxious ass of hers!
She's another one I want on my "Plane of Death". (plane that will crash killing all occupants).
Star Jones, Naomi Campbell, Russell Crowe...the list keeps growing.
Mousie, I love how they are saying that it was a misunderstanding, that the maid had been fired and it was all such an unfortunate misunderstanding!
Exactly Loozer... the help needs to realize they're place, and Naomi is just the person to keep them in line.
The plane of death, I love it, Kats! Is there room on that plane for Hohan?
Bean!
**pant pant**
I'll have to let Trent know one day of our nuptials
Skankbot you are so right- I would love to see a getto girl with a boxcutter go after her - really I am not violent- it would be great-
I'd beat her with her own heels. Bitch would never be able to rock a runway again. She'd be lucky if she could fucking crawl after I got through with her ugly assholio.
sarah | 03.31.06 - 11:41 am | #
But you look great! And really... that's ALL that matters
Kats: Use Trump's private plane... with Trump at the 'wheel'.
lol thanks Shell! 
Why would ANYONE sign up to be this bitch's assistant anymore? I mean after the first even second time, MAYBE...but now it's pretty much in stone that she's going to beat your ass if you assist her in any way!
sunny LOL and happy weekend!
Hi Shell my "twisted" bitch!
Kats, Parasite in first class right?
i fucking love that bitch. when i grow up i wanna BE her!
Two tickets for my ex-husband and that bitch he married on Kat's plane of death please....
NoAjil! My twistedness is at your service!
PLANE OF DEATH: Hohan is booked. Parasite is in first class. Trump can fucking steer the bitch into the side of a mountain.
All are welcome on the PLANE OF DEATH!!
PS- Tom Cruise is also on board.
That plane is gonna go down with half of hollywood in it
Bobby Brown needs a seat.
PS-jen-o...your husband has a special seat right behind Trump.
Two tickets for my ex-husband and that bitch he married on Kat's plane of death please....
jen-o | 03.31.06 - 11:50 am | #
...and put them in the back by the engine noise and the bathrooms...
Thanks Kats...you're a peach.
Shell!!!
PLANE OF DEATH: Suggestions are appreciated!
Rosie O'Donnell deserves a seat.
Can we fly the plane over a desert.... that way if there are any survivors, they can slowly slowly shrivel up from the heat....
...save a seat for Gayken...
naomi needs to be committed to an institution....
Kats, you mean for passengers?
I still think it's hot, and I love Naomi, you know she can fight so all you ghetto bitches go work for her, she will pummel your asses, the original "the devil wears prada" you know she inspired that shit.
Hi NoAnjl!
jessica simpson is the flight attendant, serving cheesy bites in her fugly boots.
Love the idea Kats..
I think I'm spoiled, I love when people throw temper tantrums, last night I hurled my cell phone in a mock simulation of what actually happened. Wish I had someone to throw it at, but never the less -- practice makes perfect...and when the day comes I will be ready!
Yes. Passengers. I like the idea of Rosie...and crashing in the desert! Let's put Oprah on as well. I detest her.
That bitch hasn't met with wrong person yet. Try that shit on some ghetto hoodrat and I assure you Naomi
would get her ass get down to the gutter!
Sunny- Who's the hot guy in yer avatar?
Sounds like a great cast for Final Destination 4.
I would like to request one the seats that don't recline for the bitch that gave me a fucking parking ticket last night.
oh, and someone put Jennefir Aniston on the plane ... along with Tara Reid, and while your at Jenneifer Love-Hewitt or whatever that dumb bitch goes by
I can't spell...
Scarlett Johanson and Keira Knightley better have tickets to ride on this one!
Jay!!! Funny!
ya'll want my faves to die...you're assholes!
LMAO@ Shasti
Hillary Duff as well. All of Hollywood will weep after this plane crashes into a ball of fire spewing D-list parts all over the fucking place.
oh and the dumb bitch at the gym i once caught talking shit about me even though we've never once talked!
Black Girl SuperStar
--My boyfriend!..... No no,It's Calvin Klein model Travis Fimmel -and he's not only hot he's packing!
There are just too many passengers...we may need to schedule a weekly flight just to make sure we're picken' 'em all off.
lol jen-o this may create an airline of its own!
Why can't someone give Naomi a good beatdown? She must hire some meek help...it's fine that you can call the cops, but she needs to get her ass kicked good and proper then MAYBE she'll get some help.
Damn, you bitches crack my shit up.
I think we need to send Lewis the cat on over to Naomi's place...he'd slap a bitch up right...
She'll get a beat down, alright... on cell block 8.
We seem to have neglected men on this flight . . .
oh please! if she wasn't still beating the help, those "Naomi hit me ...and I liked it" T-shirts would be pointless...she's just doing her job, speaking of which I need to buy one now that they're in again.
Don't forget Starsquatch! She HAS to be on that flight. Oh, and every single member of every boy band ever in existence!
Leave my Joey Fatone alone!!!
I want Michael Douglas on the PLANE OF DEATH.
SUNNY- WOW! Must be nice! He's a hot piece! And he does look like Travis!!
Can I add a few to the "Plane of Death"?
Kimora
Julia Roberts
Any woman currently sleeping with Wentworth Miller or Adrien Brody
Fishsticks
Vadge
50 cent
Kanye and his idiotic girlfriend
Oprah
Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan
Liz Hurley
Elton John
Tony and Cherie Blair
Anyone who willingly practises scientology
Thank you!
Okay, Prico. We will spare Joey, Kevin and Nick. But that's it!
Kirsten Dunst doesn't even get a fucking seat, bitch has to ride in the cargo hold
My son is asking why I"m laffing! I can't tell him I'm laffing about a plane crashing spewing D-listers everywhere... he just wouldn't appreciate the humor !
Any woman currently sleeping with Wentworth Miller or Adrien Brody
TRULY! Those twats must die cuz Went and Brody are MINE, bitches!
OMG i luv this bitch! The way she can just woop a ho for the silliest things inspires me! But in all seriousness, her assistant should have looked for those jeans, what kind of slut doesnt make an attempt to look?
Kirsten Dunst doesn't even get a fucking seat, bitch has to ride in the cargo hold
JAY | 03.31.06 - 12:15 pm | #
LMFAO!!!
sunny - not this again!!! everyone trying to get w/my man!
Josh and Brody's daughter | 03.31.06 - 12:15 pm | #
I'm all for having a special Scientology section...strapped to the engines...
I'm all for having a special Scientology section...strapped to the engines...
jen-o | 03.31.06 - 12:19 pm | #
just spit water all over my desk
Naomi ruins lives! Think of all those whose careers nearly died after coming into contact with her: Boy George, Lisa Bonet, Madonna, Adam Clayton, Kate Moss...the list goes on and on! I did a chronology of it on my blog last night, and I tell you, if I ever see this bitch in the airport, my ass is going in the opposite direction. She doesn't even need to throw a damn thing at me!
SUNNY- WOW! Must be nice! He's a hot piece! And he does look like Travis!!
Black Girl SuperStar! | 03.31.06 - 12:14 pm
I was joking It IS Travis
NoAnjl | 03.31.06 - 12:19 pm | #
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you Slackers need to get your asses back to work...Team Campbell all the way bitches!!!
pilot to co-pilot on Dlisted airliner;
"hey, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?"
We should let JFK jr. pilot it...oops ...never mind
i hear b.pitt's taking lessons
jen-o, you're mean!! Is *nothing* sacred on Dlisted? (personally, I would like Brad Pitt to pilot the plane, I'm over his and Angie's asses)...
Jay,
overheard on Dlisted airlines;
"fuck a flotation device, i want a seat that will bounce out of a cornfield."
"...and this is your final boarding call for flight D-listed on Plane of Death Airlines...all passengers bound for the Bermuda Triangle should now be on board."
I love this crazy bitch!!!! Sometimes the help needs to learn to back up. LOL.
". . .thank for choosing DListed Airlines, sit back, enjoy the flight, cause YOU'RE ALL FUCKED."
What a temperamental psycho bitch! EEEK.
I bet it's really exciting working for her...I wonder if she forces them to listen to babywoman?
Sometimes the help needs to learn to back up. LOL.
Shuga-Don't-Bite | 03.31.06 - 12:39 pm |
yeah...I often find myself in the position of having to smack down on my cleaning lady with a phone for missing the dust bunnies under the bed.
Naomi for President
I would seriously take a job working for Naomi. I would also do anything possible to insure that she assaults me.
Then I would take that settlement check and laugh my ass off all the way to the bank.
There is nothing wrong with people taking a job working for this train-wreck. There may not be a pension plan, but if she assaults you, then you will have a retirement fund without having to contribute any of your own money.
I'm all for having a special Scientology section...strapped to the engines...
jen-o | 03.31.06 - 12:19 pm | #
The more I read about those people, the more convinced I am of their collective insanity.
Also, have you noticed that most scientologists aren't exactly intellectual? I'm sure Travolta and Cruise are very informed about where to find anal lube, but you couldn't discuss Greek mythology or Eastern philosophy with them.
Dumb, rich people are easier to brainwash, I guess!
I still can't believe Beck is a scientologist. I love his music, but I would never go to another of his gigs.
Josh and Brody's daughter | 03.31.06 - 12:45 pm | #
Did you see that link to the Penthouse interview with L. Ron Hubbard, Jr.? Pretty distubing stuff.
TRULY! Those twats must die cuz Went and Brody are MINE, bitches!
Mousie | 03.31.06 - 12:16 pm | #
You like them too! The first I knew about Wentworth was when MK posted those pictures of him last week. The man is hawwwt and could get it for sure! However, my 8 year old thinks Wentworth is fug and calls him "Bentmouth Miller"!
jen-o | 03.31.06 - 12:48 pm | #
where is it, which post?
Yes...where is post? I want to read.
Arrogant twat! I would shoot her amazon-ass if she laid one finger on me or mine. Then I'd chop her into pieces and send her to all the designers that think she is so FAH-BULOUS.
Did you see that link to the Penthouse interview with L. Ron Hubbard, Jr.? Pretty distubing stuff.
jen-o | 03.31.06 - 12:48 pm | #
I did and it was terrifying. As is a website called "why did they die", which deals with scientologists who died in a suspect manner.
people that have a maid on each floor and a personal assistant to do their bidding (like looking for their jeans) are just a waste of kinetic energy and should carry a potted plant to make up for the oxygen they waste.
Man, it's about time Naomi got arrested. Talk about someone who deserves it! Isn't this like the fourth time this bitch has pulled something like this?! Unbelieveable!!! It sucks that if you're famous and beautiful, you can get away with mistreating others. I hope she get's what she deserves now and has to serve some jail time and pay a hefty fine, but she'll probably avoid jail for the most part, and just have to dole out some bucks. Sad...I hope her assistant sues the shit out of her too! Her ass should be made to go back to Europe!
...here's the post again for that L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. interview in Penthouse...it's old, but it's scary http://
community.livejournal.com...683.html#cutid1
K...toodles kiddies...I gotta go see a man about a horse...literally! I've always wanted to say that!
Sorry for the maid's injury, but this shit is funny. The maid will hopefully sue her ass.
It's NOT funny anymore; this is no longer "diva-like" behavior, she needs to do some time for assault.
Mousie, I love how they are saying that it was a misunderstanding, that the maid had been fired and it was all such an unfortunate misunderstanding!
Bean | 03.31.06 - 11:42 am | #
That's my favorite. How does someone fake a gash in the back of their head?
My RR are more expensive than hers and I am dirt po'. If I hit someone its because I missed last call or we run out of party bizness.
Can I add Cameron Diaz to the plane of death? She just irritates me for some reason
They should send Campbell to Brazil - she loves it there. Maybe she'll smack the wrong person and end up missing in action in the rainforest.
Scientologists are mostly high school graduates - their intelligence quotient is low: easily brainwashed.
Is she s Scientologist? Ok, that explains it! (Just kidding...maybe)
Oh that I was rich enough to have a personal asssitant. I would never have to take responsiblity for anything ever again! Jenn A. needs about eleventy of them.
Wow Skankbot has $200 jeans. How nice.
Did anyone else notice how the poncho hid her hands/arms. If she was arrested,she had to have been handcuffed, right? Does anyone know?
If she wore the poncho to hide the "perp pose" (with hands cuffed behind back), then I have to say I think that is BRILLIANT.
Also, I wish someone would kick her ass!
Yes, Kelly! On the news this morning they said she was cuffed under the poncho.
I'd like to see that bitch in leg cuffs too!
Kelly, i'm not sure but i'd say she's probably cuffed in front. that's probably within their guidelines.
"It's NOT funny anymore; this is no longer "diva-like" behavior, she needs to do some time for assault."
MizRo
I agree. Naomi doesn't have "anger control" issues. She's a NATURALLY evil bitch that loves to torment her staff on purpose. I hope she does some time.
She was handcuffed to the front, with this big, white, FUR poncho on to cover the cuffs. She actually cat-walked out of the police station into a police car - there were FANS outside shouting her name and stuff.
Bitch need a solid beatdown - with a baseball bat!
hatefake: She IS a naturally evil bitch, it's in her eyes and demeanor. She' only "nice" when she wants something... She can turn on you like a viper!
Have you noticed in the past years all the people she fights with are white and she always seems to whup their asses. Now let her get wit a chick like me I'll beat that bitch wit a bat! Then pull her fake weave out and her contacts. Dumb as bitch.
That's really sad. She thinks she can treat people like shit because she's famous. People get really angry sometimes, but they CONTROL thier temper instead of smashing someone across the head with a cell phone. Normal people that is.
That should be an internet game (in the same way that Lizze Grubman and Lee Tomahori have internet games). They could have Naomi punch, scratch, bite and throw shit for points. That shit would be sizzling.
Awwww poor Ana!!! haha
Im so sick of this prima donna cunt anyways.
Ive seen the bitch in action, she reminds me of what happens to people who spend their adult lives doing Xtacy, snorting coke, fucking withered old celebs , & never hearing the word "NO" uttered in their presence.
Long overdue, I hope that poor Italian maid takes this bitch to the cleaners.
a 3.4 million townhouse apt. for what?
trying on clothes & prancing around.
she is the personification of whats wrong with our society.
pathetic, off with her head.
Man, this Naomi is plain psycho, there should be a restrictive order against her for everyone.
This crap was never funny. Why doesn't she ever get jail time for this? If she really did cut that woman's face with that phone, then I really hope the same happens to her. I cannot stand her, I hope the maid takes her to the cleaners.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/
...6150213,00.html
you all are mean with the plane shit. i know i left a harsh remark for GWB but I dont wish death on anyone! please dont you know the power of collective intention? if these people didnt exist we all would have to find something productive to do to entertain ourselves. at least they are not ruining the world singlehandedly in the name and of the sacrifice of millions of innocent people. Naomi should get a year in prison and probation. even just two weeks sleeping on a cot with a smelly do-rag on her head would do her some good. imagine what the prison food would do to hur ass too! reember rading somewhere along time ago that her "guilty indulgebce" was "nuts" I think she meant like almonds or some shit but htat comment really irritated me. also what is up with everyone ripping off my swarovsky phone? I totally did it first about six years ago sitting in boring art histroy class with a little tube of epoxy at my desk. y'all
lmao damn Naomi!!!
STUPID, CRAZY BITCH
You biatch just CANT TAKE HER BEAUTY ... Your all so jealous its hilarious
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