She's hideous, but he is SO FREAKING UGLY !!!!!!!
Yeah!...now she hopefully will fad from veiw
who the hell are these two people, anyway??
big deal. Be gone with her.
oops that should be *fade from view*....rusell is butt ugly, but his new girlfriend is beautiful....Kimora must be furious
I don't heart her.
Isn't he like 50 something? He's fucking old man with this young new thing. He and Billy Joel should get together about scoring a new daughter/wife.
yaaaaawn.
Skankbot | 03.31.06 - 11:36 am | #
you forgot Trump..he's older than russell and his wife is about the same age as the new model
Oh great!! now she can replace Beyonce in Destiny's child!! they can change the name to Destiny's tranny!! WOOHOOO!
Nia, Milania is not 23...she's in her low 30's.
bzbee | 03.31.06 - 11:37 am | #
yeah! the shoes are BACK!
..i don't know why but they make me happy!!
can you feel the love in that picture? 
Hopefully I will never have to look at her hotdog bun neck anymore!!
Melania's like, 34.
she's such nasty, nasty biatch.
Nia, Melania Trump is 32...not 23...you inverted their numbers
The shoes are back, baby (at least temporarily)...
And what, did Russel finally realize that his wife is ugly as fuck and is a psychopath? I've met her once a few years back, and she's a fucking nutball. And a bitch to boot.
That news is FABOULOSITY or whatever the word is she made up- she can go cry on Oprah and pack up her Chanel bags - those girls are going to be wack!
Isn't she the one with the girlfriend?
Skankbot | 03.31.06 - 11:38 am | #
well seeing how Russell is only 48 and his girlfriend is 22 or 23 and Donald is pushing 60 they can split the difference.....its still NASTY to me either way....i mean there are young, rich, beautiful men in the world...why settle for someone who's old enough to be your father...
Nia, if there are young, rich, beautiful men all over the place...I tend not to see them...and I live in NYC.
i totally just snorted.
god do you know how much money they have this is gonn aget ugly i bet
He is old and fugly and she is a tranny-ho. Glad they are over.
Their kids are cute. I'll give them that.
isn't he flaming?
i hope she completely disappears... poof... he can stay around, she sucks though
I HOPE his ass had a preup.
That Ghetto Fab bitch will wipe him out
This is gonna be a fun ride.
I thought he was gay too.
Melanie Trump is 35. Promise.
Nia, Milania is not 23...she's in her low 30's.
Nia - Skankbot enjoys telling people when they make a mistake. No one else gives a shit!
She claims to be 30?! WTF!?
so weird she was on the radio the other day and she said NOTHING out of the ordinary about them...
Skankbot | 03.31.06 - 11:43 am | #
that's funny cause i used to live in NYC around three years ago..and i have to say that i met quite a few...of course i was hanging out with my model friends at the time and they tend to be a magnet for that kinda thing
NoAnj, shut up bitch you just did the exact same thing.
Nia, I agree - it might be because I barely go out anymore due to work and finances. So, maybe they are out there!!! Fuck!
NoAnji - Me agrees with you. Skankbot is annoying. Sorry!
"The reason for the split is because Russell has finally discovered that Kimora has a penis."...
that what i say too, lol....he should have checked her neck....
Skankbot - take your condescending attitude and shove it up your tight ass. Talk all you want. I won't answer you again. bla, bla, bla, bla
That MoFo started dating her when she was 17 and he ws 35!!!!!
Gawd Damn!!!
He's going to have to pay that Bitch to make her go away.
^^was
Skankbot | 03.31.06 - 11:54 am | #
don't you hate it when work and finances get in the way of having FUN!
i do have to say that i saw more FINE ASS MEN in NYC then anywhere else i have ever been...now granted i havn't been that many places...but damn im sure NYC is far above average in that dept
blow me
Wouldn't it be great if they did add "Has penis" or "Eats cunt" on the divorce filing papers as reason cited for divorce. Fuck fraud.
I'm sorry but this makes me really happy !!! I can't stand her ass, she doesn't deserve everything that Russel gave her...because she would be nothing without him!! I wonder who's going to get all the tacky ass Versace crap that's overflowing from every inch of her mansion..
Nia, the fine men I have met just want to sleep with me and not call again...hmmm...why do I know that?
LBFF - she's rambles on and on and points out everybody's mistakes. Last week she let us know that prostitutes get paid for sex. Wow Wee!! I didn't know that. She talks to people like they're stupid. Asshole.
You mean he doesn't like the cock? It sure took him a long ass time to discover that he's not a bottom!
That's weird - Melania looks like she's about 40+ because she's already having work done. Sad, really.
NoAngi - Just ignore Skankbot the TOP NYC lawyer. She'll argue with you until she's blue in the face. She is always trying to outsmart everyone else and brag about all her alleged accomplishments. Yawn. We already know that she is the smartest person on dlisted! lol!
Yet you're still talking about me...even though you said you wouldn't...your hypocrisy continues with each and every post. Want to know the definition of hypocrisy?
Come on, guys, it's Friday. No fighting on Friday. Be happy today, an evil tranny has lost her man
Ceej, you speak the truth.
We should all be as brilliant, cultured, educated, well-rounded, well-spoken and just plain fucking awesome as Skankbot! SNORT!
LBFF -
LBFF, get over it. Why are you starting shit? Because you just HAVE to tell me how you anonymously feel about me? Why don't we stick to the posts and not personally attack.
Between this divorce and Eddie Murphy's, there is going to be a whole load of bitterness, backstabbing and sordid revelations. I cannot wait! And as Mr Murphy once said, these bitches are gonna want "HALF!"
Skankbot - Shut your fucking mouth. You are single-handedly the most condescending, annoying bitch on this site. Period.
NoAnji - ignore her.
Ceej - I'm sorry! For you (and you only) I will stop! WOOO HOOOOO! It's fucking FRIDAY!
NoAnjl - listen up. Many many times Shanky has stated how she is a partner in a "major New York law firm". Were that true, she wouldn't have time to blog. That's number one. Number two is she fucked up earlier this week and admitted she's the same age as Chestica. Uh........do the math, guys. She's no more a lawyer than any of us.
I've never said I'm a partner - I just got out of law school
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 03.31.06 - 12:04 pm | #
Hell yes, it's Friday people. Stop bitching and start drinking (hey, it's officially noon, it's cool)
WHERE'S MY ALI-MONEY!!!!!
And Chestica is 25.
Skankbot - I don't know if you were just rambling when you said so just to screw with people or what, but you have said on NUMEROUS occasions that you were a PARTNER in a TOP NOTCH LAW FIRM......
Yep. I don't make things up unless they're funny. And that shit isn't even close!
For every baby born to a celeb, another couple bites the dust.
Skankbot - enlighten us bitch!
MOUSE - I KNEW THEIR WAS A REASON I LOVE YOUR SORRY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! YOU ROCK! I see I'm not the only one who saw through the facade that is Skankbot! Okay, Ceej, I swear I'm done now!
IT'S FRIDAY AND IT'S TIME TO PUT YOUR DRINKING SHOES ON BITCHES!
Oh yeah, and on topic - Kimora Lee Simmons is fucking scary. Shudder.
Ceej - I'm sorry! For you (and you only) I will stop! WOOO HOOOOO! It's fucking FRIDAY!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 03.31.06 - 12:04 pm | #
ME TOO!!! I will stop.
I wish all my DListed Bitches a very happy weekend!!!
Can't we all just get along? Lets just make fun of the celebs. We don't want to turn this into the Perez Hilton comments section -- which is full of goobers fighting with each other. Gross!
What is the drink du jour for this Friday? Any suggestions? I'm starting at lunch (my last day at work at a crappy job...I start a much better position on Monday and need to celebrate the end of my torture!)
NOAnjl --IGNORE SKANKBITCH she's just jealous of canadians!!
Jizztini
I'm sorry, but I've never said I was partner. Never. A top law-firm, yes. But I've never said partner.
Ceej - in light of your circumstances, a SLOW SCREW would be highly appropriate
LBFF and Mousie rock my world!!!
Ceej - in light of your circumstances, a SLOW SCREW would be highly appropriate
CRAZYCAJUN | 03.31.06 - 12:12 pm |
I could really use one of those...my boyfriend best come home right after work! Seriously, though, what's in it?
Foo, HAHAHAHA! For that comment, all of your supplies for the next week will be free and on time!
Ceej - Champagne, darling. With a hint of Framboise.
oooo I'm going to camp outside their mansion and see what's what.
They live near me in New Jersey.
Crazy
Ceej - I think I will have a bloody mary at lunch since I DO have to come back and actually work. I will pound my Coors Lights when I get home. I'm a cheap date, what can I say!
Ceej, why not something simple like a really good glass of champagne?
Ceej - Champagne, darling. With a hint of Framboise.
Mousie | 03.31.06 - 12:14 pm | #
I was thinking champagne...big fan of a bellini...but I kinda want something different and to be able to get a lil buzz on so my last afternoon at work here will at least be entertaining
Two uglies - make beautiful babies. I always thought he was a little "odd" looking. Kimora needs a younger man - and she's worth a shit load of money too on her own they'll both be just fine.
Ceej - btw, best of luck at your new job bitch!!
Ceej - it's gin, orange juice, cherry juice, and pineapple juice...it's delicious and it's very deceiving because you can't taste the alcohol. So, while you're getting drunk, you can imagine you're promoting a healthy lifestyle...with all that juice and all
Ceej - btw, best of luck at your new job bitch!!
NoAnjl | 03.31.06 - 12:16 pm | #
Awww! Thank you, that's sweet. I'm so psyched to get out of this hellhole!
CRAZYCAJUN | 03.31.06 - 12:16 pm | #
OMG that sounds good...I think I'll start off with that...thanks Cajun!
Ceej, here's a drink i invented; long island tea, with a healthy shot of your favorite bourbon, and a splash of coca cola. i don't know what to call it but it's really good.
Good thing I'm not driving to lunch...I'm going to reek like a bar when i come back!
CRAZYCAJUN | 03.31.06 - 12:16 pm | #
Yummy! I'm writing that one down!
mpcmike | 03.31.06 - 12:18 pm | #
Like the long island iced tea part, but not a huge fan of the bourbon...chaulk it up to stupid college drinking back in the day...
he probably dumped her ass 'cos she wears tons of fur. considering he's vegan and works with PETA a lot he probably couldn't stand to watch her drag dead animals around anymore.
She has a penis- ROLF! I am still waiting for Gay Al to leave Star. That will be complete justice!
sarah | 03.31.06 - 12:23 pm | #
Is that what the rings around her neck are? Dead animals? Explains alot...
Ceej the Drink Du Jour for this Friday is Mad Dog! No wait, it's Zima! Shit no, that's not right. It's Boone's Farm! How about some Pabst Blue Ribbon? Or some good old fashioned Jungle Juice? Snort.
Mouse - Cool. I love when the stash is free!!!
I just got bad and scary news. Those fucking Scientologists have opened up a center right near me. Oh dear God, the aliens have landed.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 03.31.06 - 12:24 pm | #
Are you kidding? Boones was the shit back in the day...right up there with a vodka & slurpee
I'm glad you all like my bartending ideas Depending on what juices you like better, you can mix it differently. For instance, I drink mine with more orange juice and less pineapple juice while, my hubby drinks it the opposite way. Just a splash of cherry juice, though. I can't drink too many of them or the cherry juice gives me sugar problems more so than the gin gets me drunk!
mpc - I can tell you are a fellow Kentuckian like myself - a little Labrot and Graham on a Friday afternoon never killed anyone
CRAZYCAJUN | 03.31.06 - 12:27 pm | #
I used to make something like that, come to think of it, but with Capt. Morgan's instead of gin. Kinda tasted like a ghetto hurricane, but same thing with the sugar...very sweet
Maybe she will take time out to get a neck liposuction. That tranny has fat rings around her neck.
LBFF - I will take some jungle juice, but only if it's out of a big, dirty cooler! Ahhh, the good old days!
And don't forget to bust out feather roach clip.
Well, thanks for the suggestions on the drinks everyone...I'm off to drink, oops, I mean lunch...
Ceej- go straight to Jack Daniels, let your dirty side out. That way you can get mean drunk and really go out with a bang.
Team Skankbot all the way!!
LBFF and NoAnjl are obviously developmentally disabled. I have never found your posts to be condescending in ANY WAY. Besides, if we all had to worry about hurting these loser bitches feelings than I wouldn't visit this site and LBFF seems to love to "Dish it out - but obviously can't take it". No Anjl is to retarded, period.
My guess: You make them look stupid (not because you are trying to, you are simply stating your opinions and facts that you are aware of, which is the purpose of having the ability to post comments) and they know it.
So fuck if they can't take a joke.
LBFF and Mousie rock my world!!!
NoAnjl | 03.31.06 - 12:13 pm | #
Thunderbird! Ripple! ew
JAY | 03.31.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Nah, no jack...I'll be good and messed up after the big fattie my friend and I are gonna go smoke in the parking lot before we leave
Hopefully I will never have to look at her hotdog bun neck anymore!!
anon2/Fancy | 03.31.06 - 11:38 am | #
LMFAO!!!
This divorce won't make Kimora go away friends...no such luck. she'll be like the Hip Hop Ivana Trump. You will see her hawking jewelry and fake furs on QVC and she'll peddle a new book "Fabulousity 2: On The Rebound And Back With a Vengeance." She'll guest star on "Will and Grace" as a hot divorcee on the loose and she'll hang out with Ellen Barkin at Ciprianis. In the works: a potential Lifetime movie on her lifestory starring Bai Ling.
Gail!
Gail called it! You can set your watch by that stuff.
No Anjl is to retarded, period.
Crees_dahl | 03.31.06 - 12:33 pm | #
Ummmm, it's "too" retarded moron!
Crees-dahl - Listen up cause I'm only going to say this once. I don't dish out advice. Nor do I constantly correct people. Nor do I speak in a condescending manne every time I post. I also don't constantly remind people about all my glorious accomplishments. Not one person on this site can tell you my job, my age, my educational background - why? Because I don't mention it but more importantly, NOBODY gives a flying fuckeroo. This website is for fun and FUN only! It isn't for Skankbot to correct people on a daily basis or for her to try and educate all of us. I don't give a shit if she's thinks I'm the dumbest bitch on the block - I don't need a daily rendition of the world according to Skankbot. She lies about her job and talks down to everyone. Period. I can sure as hell take a joke! Problem is - Skankbot isn't joking. Now stay out of it and go back to gossiping! Jeezus!
I meant "manner" not "manne". My bad.
Friends, lets focus on the hate on Evil Kimora and not on each other. For goodness sake, this is the only entertainment/gossip site where the posters are actually pretty fucking funny! I love the funny posters here! When we fight like this, the usually high quality comments section goes down hill!
LBFF - I was wondering how long it would take for you to respond to that. She caught you off guard while you were on the shitter, eh?
Foo, well said! Total poser. Takes several minutes to compose "intellectual" comments when it's so obvious that she doesn't really speak that way. I could so have her beat if I did that shit. But instead, I choose to snark and scrap with you and NoAnjl, bitch!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 03.31.06 - 12:45 pm | #
Mission accomplished!! You fucking rule. I knew I loved ya. Let's not waste our time anymore, okay?
Bottoms up sister!
Crazy, Foo was busy shaving her ears.
Have I gone back to High School and I didn't know it?? I would say it's like a tennis match watching the snaps go back and forth - anyone have popcorn?? hee hee j/k
you got it, Tipsy McStaggers, it's five o'clock somewhere.
Kimora is a golddigging user. She married him for money and power and now he's tossing her away like a used tissue, hah. He sucks too, hopefully he'll be taken to the cleaners for being a dumbass.
ohmy - I love your avatar.....so cute. and, I feel like we are in high school all the time around here.....someone picks a fight and it's a back and forth issue the rest of the day. hopefully, since it's friday, we can all let it rest and get along now that everyone's dished it out....
Mouse - Exactly! This site is about snarking and scrapping, not Skankbot's school for retards. SNORT!!!! If the bitch wants to join in like the rest of us than case closed, I am just sick of her talking down to you bitches! I know I say shit - but you know I'm only kidding!
Crazycajun - Nope, not in the shitter. I was smoking a joint with some homeless dudes by the dumpster out back!
NoAnji - No problem bizznitch! Let's have some fun now. I'm out to luncheroo in a minute.
Awww, Little Bunny Foo Foo, always helping the needy and the homeless...
Prico - Damn straight. I let them take a sniff out of my bag of rocks every now and then. Snort. If they are lucky I give them little cheeto bags on major holidays.
Behind the dumpster? Oh fuck!
I wonder how big her penis is?
Hey Miz!!
I'm out to lunch too - I need a drink! Peace out for now!
p.s. LBFF - you're reeking girl!
did someone say Kimora's neck looked like hot dog buns? haha I just want to grab a washcloth and scrub the shit out of it... gross. Wonder if they get bonus $$ for banging each other when it's over. Him for doing a girl/guy - her for doing someone who looks like her dad.
She may be a nasty gold digger, but she was a smart one. 2 kids and she slapped her name on one of the clothing lines. She'll do okay financially. Hopefully she'll be too busy with all her "fabulosity" to make any more public appearances
I am so glad to hear this! Kimora Lee Simmons is such a BITCH!!! I watched a show about them and their gargantuan mansion...it (the mansion) was so over the top it was insane! It was obvious too, that she is a MAJOR gold digger! On top of that, she was TOTALLY putting Russell down in front of the cameras. He talked about how he liked to meditate and read. He held up a book about enlightenment (I can't remember what it was), and said he had read it several times. Kimora chimed in and said, "What? You can't read!" She is so mean and unattractive! She's all about herself! I couldn't believe how rude and classless she was to Russell. He stayed calm and quiet. He had to be enraged and embarrassed though. I knew it was only a matter of time before they split up. Even though this model he's seeing is alot younger than Russell, she's very beautiful and "seems" (so far) to have a MUCH better disposition than Kimora does. I say "good riddance to bad rubbish!"
Skankbot, I also used to work in a "top NY law firm." I would have guessed you are just out of school with your oversized ego, suppressed bitterness, innately condenscending manner and the proverbial chip on your shoulder. You have lied in the past (or you are lying now). Advice: no on likes lawyers, especially ones like you - so get yourself in check. Or you will still be single, bitter and even more unattractive as the years go by. Good luck.
Wow!
SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT KIMORA, THE BITCH IS SMART! SHE WON'T GET THE SHORT END OUT OF THIS DEAL. SHE AND RUSSELL HAVE SEVERAL BUSINESS VENTURES THAT THEY PARTNERED IN (INCLUDING THE KIDS), AND SHE IS MAKEING MORE OF AN IMPRESSION ON THE FASHION CIRCUIT THAN HE EVR DID (BABY PHAT STILL HERS/ PHAT FARM NOT HIS). THE BITCH IS A BITCH, BUT SHE STILL KICKS ASS.
Anonymous | 03.31.06 - 1:04 pm | #
WHAT IS A GOLDDIGGER? IS IT A PERSON THAT DIGS FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S GOLD? I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT THE CHILD WAS A VERY SUCCESSFUL SUPERMODEL SINCE 13 YEARS OLD. MAYBE SHE MARRIED GOOD, BUT SHE CERTAINLY NEVER STOP WORKING. SO, RUSSELL HAD FINANCES AND INFLUENCES IN THE INDUSTRY THAT SHE USED TO MAKE THOSE STEPS, BUT WHAT WIFE WOULD'NT? SHE WAS'NT SITTING AROUND SIMPLY SPENDING HIS MONEY, SHE HAS MADE A NAME FOR HERSELF! PUT THE HATERADE DOWN AND GIVE THE BITCH SOME KIND OF CREDIT... A COOKIE... SOMETHING!
NoAnjl | 03.31.06 - 1:09 pm
Was that the shit or what?
Are you kidding me, her penis is the only reason he stuck around.
What did Skankbot say/do?
I'm not a regular, so I'm just wondering what happened to make evryone dislike her
O.K., knock it off. It's 80 degrees in beautiful downtown Va Beach, VA. It's Friday and there is a white russian calling my name @ 5:oo. And to top it off, that tranny lives in my hometown of Saddle River, NJ. I don't know how the fuck she got in there, but please God tell me she's gone!!!!!!!!! Maybe she & Whitney can find a place together!
No Anjl is to retarded, period.
Crees_dahl | 03.31.06 - 12:33 pm | #
Ummmm, it's "too" retarded moron!
NoAnjl | 03.31.06 - 12:45 pm | #
Thanks for the correction I was typing fast so I missed that one. By the way, It is spelled Angel not Anjl. Your still retarded though!
Yeah I think Kimora has been very successful in her own right... but her and her hubby both gross me out.
Kimora has a penis and Russell likes penis. So why are they divorcing?
Everyone knows he is on the down low.
OK, I'm supposed to be working right now but I couldn't help myself.
Your still retarded though!
Crees_dahl | 03.31.06 - 1:16 pm | #
It's YOU'RE still retarded.....
Did she "beat a bitches ass"? Her constant repeating of this line months ago in Vanity Fair was a sure sign that they were having problems.
Her next book can be titled "Dumpedulosity"
I love NoAnjl! Hey Girl!!
Russell needs to let his ass out of the closet... and he needs to stay away from the young girls too!
Your still retarded though!
Crees_dahl | 03.31.06 - 1:16 pm | #
It's "you're", you fucking moron.
NoAnjl totally rocks!
What the hell did Skankbot ever do to earn your hate? She mentioned at one point that she was taking the bar but only as a response to another poster's questions. I come here and I love to read the posts and comments. But why do you feel that she doesn't have the same rights as you to say whatever the fuck she feels? You don't have to agree with her or me or anyone else. But at least be mature enough to accept that you are not going to get through life and have everybody think and act exactly the same way you do!
NoAnjl, Foo, Mousie, MizRo, CrazyCajun: Happy Friday Bitches!
Kimora may be smart on some level, but if you had heard her speak on the show I saw where they were showing off their mansion, you would agree that she looked like a complete idiot! I saw alot of comments after that, where people felt the same way. I'm sure she would have had a much harder time conceptulizing the "Baby Phat" line without Russell! He's the brains of that opperation. She's just the face and body in the ads.
I don't like Skankbot because she hated on Canadians, and stated some ignorant shit about canadian cities. That's all I'm gonna say.
Happy Topless Fryday, Jessucka!
Daya, I saw it too. One more reason.
Are we still topless? Oh sorry, there you go.
Leave Skankbot alone, she wears $200 jeans. Must be new money, scratching and clawing her way to the top of that law firm.
Personally, even though she apologized and admitted to "jumping the gun", Skanky called me a racist cunt one time when I was busy just trying to defend Katrina victims......
Jessucka, sweetie!! Happy Friday to you! And a great weekend too. *smooch*
Skankbot went off on me when she first came to DListed - told me she hated me and shit - I don't really care.
Kimora likes women - who do you think willl be her first apres divorce gf?
Anonymous | 03.31.06 - 1:48 pm | #
ok!.
First of all, I'm joking almost all the time. The Canadian thing was a joke. It was something MK would say and it was not meant in a nasty way towards Canadians. Who actually dislikes Canadians? No one - including me. I thought this site was for us to express our opinions and joke and say inappropriate things. I did not know that I was going to be held to my posts as I have been here. Yes, I am a lawyer. And yes, I agree that I shouldn't have disclosed that information. I did it not to show that I was cool (because even I don't think being a lawyer is cool) - I did it because it was on-topic and we were discussing a legal issue. I haven't brought it up since I was attacked about it a month ago. I don't think I'm better than anyone here - because just like you don't know me, I surely don't you all either.
Hey Jessucka....Happy Friday right back at ya.
Hey, MizRo! So, I see she went on a rant with you, too? And, all along, I thought she never said anything condescending towards others.....geez.
Miz!!! chica de mis sueños!
yes, Kimora has a dick, I bet my ass.
Topless Fryday, shit, I didn't get the memo. Busting out the old strawberry pinks right now.
I say we have a "Fake Penis" day on friday, bring your stuffed socks, cucumbers and carrots, strap ons are also allowed.
I have a headache
Hola Daya! *beso*
You're hilarious - Fake Penis Friday!
I can't even laugh today - I had surgery in my mouth today - I'll play next Friday, 'k?
Hey, Crazy!! End of March today, love. May is coming FAST!
BTW: You are NOT alone. **BIG HUG**
Oh Miz!! I'm so sorry you can't blow anybody today! J/k.
Bring your fake Penis Friday!
Well, I must be special b/c I was never singled out by Skanky. However, I remember everything you guys just referenced. Yep - and it sure didn't sound like she was joking to me!
Me too, Scout. Wish I had my fake penis. Purple Rain will make a special journey with me next Friday.
Me too, Daya! *crying*
Well yell " WE rock with our cocks out" on friday and then we'll sing...It's raining men Hallelujah!!
Miz sorry about your mouth!
The reason for the split is because Russell has finally discovered that Kimora has a penis.
He he he! You're on a roll today MK.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE? I leave for 1 hour and the shit always hits the god damned fan! Do I need to regulate again? Okay, so basically the consensus is that Skankbot sucks. Got it. Not because of her opinions but because the way she states them and has to point out whenever someone else is wrong. Also, if we are going to be correcting one's grammar and spelling (I am talking to you Crees Dahl) then please make sure you spell correctly yourself. That is the new fucking rule. Dammit! Mouse, love ya girl! That stash is making this one hell of a Friday! Go Cheeto Bitches and go Dorito Sluts!!! Woooooooo Hoooooooooo! Okay, I hafta calm down. Where's my ritalin? Shit!
Thanks for the correction I was typing fast so I missed that one. By the way, It is spelled Angel not Anjl. Your still retarded though!
Crees_dahl | 03.31.06 - 1:16 pm | #
YOU'RE such a fucking idiot. You think I don't know it's spelled "Angel"???? I'm done with you, you pathetic piece of shit.
yay! her 15 are up!
so even though we hang out via the internet we all get our periods at the same time?
Foo and NoAnjl - I love you bitches!
BRING ON THE CRANK, BOOZE AND COCAINE!
Jessucka - what's up my little hostess with the mostest!!!!!
Mousie - right back at you baby!!! Don't forget my percocets bitch!!!
say we have a "Fake Penis" day on friday, bring your stuffed socks, cucumbers and carrots, strap ons are also allowed.
Dayanara | 03.31.06 - 1:53 pm | #
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Just counting down till 4, NoAnjl.
Scout - Something like that! Or maybe everyone forgot to take their meds this morning. Mouse obviously blew a few rails, took some happy pills, got laid or found a random bag of cheetos on the subway. Bitch is slap-happy!
NoAnjl - AND the vicodin! Burger meat stuffed with crank, bleu cheese and bacon!
Jessucka, come on, admit it. You are totally jonesing for one of my burgers!
It is terrible the way you people are ganging up on Skankbot. Leave her alone.
Leave Skankbot alone, she wears $200 jeans. Must be new money, scratching and clawing her way to the top of that law firm.
Anonymous | 03.31.06 - 1:48 pm | #
Another good one!!
Honey apparently you don't know that IF Kimora had a penis this would have lasted longer. Both of them are gay, gay, gay!
You know my fat ass is dying for one, Mousie. Where the hell is today's delivery? Did you put it in the flowerpot like I asked. Gawd, I hop my cat didn't get it, he's running around like he's batshit crazy.
Thank you Scout! I swear, March has sucked for me, physically - I'm so glad today is the 31st!!
Talking about Vicodin - I am on Vicodin as we speak! Mega-pain relief! WOOHOO!
NoAnjl!!It's all good, baby - you are much loved!
Jessuka - did you find out who pocketed my Skynrd 8 track at your last party?
Ha, ha, ha -- Bai Ling playing Kimora in a Lifetime movie. It seems like it should be some crazy trannie instead!
Gorgeous = Skankbot
Ho hum. It's Fridaaaaaaaay. What's a Little Bunny to Do? Besides the usual coke sniffing, pole dancing, cheeto eating bullshit?
Not yet, NoAnjl, I'm working on it. I was thinking of all you bitches last Sat nite. I had to meet a friend at the local redneck bar, and as I walked through the door, motherfucking Free Bird was playing!
MizRo - much love to you too my friend who has always been there for me - **eyes welling up**
No, I'm not Skankbot but I am sure she is gorgeous too
LBFF - I swear you should do standup you funny fuck.
Jessucka .. and this bird you cannot chhaaaaannnggeeee.....
Foo, I'll have your furry ass know I don't ride the subway. I skitch off the back of busses!
Jessucka, your cat said you said it was okay to give your shit to her? Was that wrong? Cats outrank mice so I kinda felt like I had no choice!
Free Biiiiiiiiird! Man, that brings back flashbacks! HAHAHA!
oh fuck! i just want my stash and a fake penis! It's friday.
Shit, don't listen to Cleutus. He is a total druggie kittie. He is always sniffin out my stash. I will deal with him later. No catnip for a week!
Tis nothing, love! **BIG HUG**
Whatever you say Gorgeous. Snort!
Mouse: Can I have my Crack please!?? Bitch always forgets about me.
LBFF:
Thank you for giving me a new fucking rule. I promise from now on whenever I am fucking, I will use spell/grammer check.
Daya, darling, you didn't order crack this week. You ordered CRANK, you silly bitch! And it's on your kitchen table waiting for your hot ass.
Okay, someone help me. I am reduced to listening to Ryan Cabrera on WPLJ. FUCK!
Oh fuck mouse, never mind!! I found a joint on the 16-day burrito I have in my drawer.
Mousie - get the fuck out of there pronto!!!
BTW, if it's penis Friday, I want a big tench inch like my man Steve sings about!
first!
oh wait, i'm number 198. see how silly it looks kids?
I missed a lot doing some damn work... good thing it's almost lunch time! :D
haha design officer! My favorite is when people say FIRST and they are like 10th...
By the way - can someone tell me what "Trackback" is for??
Oh fuck mouse, never mind!! I found a joint on the 16-day burrito I have in my drawer.
Dayanara | 03.31.06 - 2:52 pm | #
NoAnjl - I shut that shit off! God!
Jessucka - your cat is presently kicking back and enjoying your stash. (Yep - I peeked in the window) You might want to move your hot ass over there and have yourself a beat down!
ohmy - gravatar=total coolness!
I see that I went away for lunch and nothing has changed.....bunch of crack loving, dick sucking bitches still ranting about when and where they are going to get it on first....light it up bitches, whatcha waiting for?
MizRo - I agree, less than 60 days and counting!!!!!!
Okay Crees Dahl. Whenever you are fucking, you remember that rule.
I know when I'm fucking I like to make sure I can spell everything right too. Such as W-A-N-K-E-R and C-O-O-T-E-R.
Crazy - LOL - I am very, very thirsty. All this bitchin' gave me dry mouth! My case and hubby dick await me. What a classy lady I am.
LBFF - I just spell OHHHH, AHHHHHH, HARDER M'FUCKER. Damn, now I'm wet.
Crees Dahl, they just like ganging up on people. I find it especially interesting that Mouse and Crazy Cajun are doing it since they have been slammed on this site numerous times by anonymous bullies.
The fact is, some people got bent out of shape because I corrected someone...apparently they have no problem doing it themselves though...as they cannot give up on the you-are contraction they are bullying you about. Classic.
LBFF AND MOUSE AND CRAZY CAJUN AND SHELL ARE THE SAME PERSON. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE POSERS!
up with your butt with a coconut - funny name, however, not buying it. Sorry, I love them all.
Skankbot - hold up, swole up - I'm not ganging up on you, I'm just STATING MY OPINION....as we all well know, we are allowed to do that on hedre....people start shit over that issue every day. I have a right to my own opinion. As a matter of fact, you went on and on about this issue earlier today....
With regard to taunting Creesdahl about her you-are contraction, everybody is fucking with her because she's calling people retards all the while not forming her contractions correctly. Little bit of the pot calling the kettle black is all.
oops - "your butt with"
oh fuck! Is friday when the insane patients go for a walk? is there a library near by?
Skankbot are you still babbling? You are not being ganged up on for an opinion. We don't do that here. If you feel like you are being ganged up on, then maybe it's because you are getting a taste of your own medicine. You talk DOWN to people and it's annoying. Face facts bitch. I don't know what to tell you - either join the club or shut your mouth. Give your opinions and then get lost. Just don't do it in such a know-it-all, condescending manner. Also, when you get caught in several LIES, then you are going to get shit. That's a given. Go write a motion or sue someone. Shouldn't you be busier, working for such a top notch firm? I wonder if your boss knows you fight on dlisted every day?
Crazy - Fire up and forget about it
Day - do insane patients celebrate penis Friday?
LBFF, bla bla bla angry bla bla bla bitter bla bla bla get the fuck over it bla bla bla hypocrite.
NoAnjl - yeah, get me my damn joint....make sure it is nicely laced....and, I'm going to have hit a slow screw before the day's over with.
AND
LBFF AND MOUSE AND CRAZY CAJUN AND SHELL ARE THE SAME PERSON. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE POSERS!
Up your butt with a coconut | 03.31.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Now, THAT is a first.....and it's very funny....keep your brainstorms coming....
LBFF - please, please stop!! My stomach is KILLIN ME!!
Don't even start me up, Skankbot. You got in my grill with an unprovoked attack.
Let's all just move on, shake it off and have a good remainder to this Friday.
Up your butt with a coconut - I am also you, asshat. You are talking out your ass and I will take your coconut and fuck you with it, bitch! I am NOT anyone but Mousie. Foo is Foo, Crazy is Crazy, etc. etc. Yeah, we get slammed by anons, but we don't ever slam anyone else for stating their opinion. Just for being an asshat.
Does anyone else think that this happy asshole is the same as Skanky and Cree_dahl? Methinks I am right, bitches!
....keep your brainstorms coming....
CRAZYCAJUN | 03.31.06 - 3:21 pm | #
LOL OMG - shit,ya know it's Friday
Mizro, I don't even know what you're talking about. It's an internet blog, you can get over it too. Whatever I said, how many weeks ago, you need make peace with it...because it's a little psycho that you care.
Funny how Skankbot and Up your Butt with a Coconut (funny, by the way) post a minute apart. Snort.
Shake, shake, shake it ooooff!!
*Insane mariah singing with fake penis attached!! Yes NoAnjl, insane people might participate.
Mousie - MizRo is right, let's just calm down and be our hot bitch selves and enjoy rest of day. We will save our energy for more important things, like drinking and bumping uglies.
MizRO - don't do it babe!!!!!
Although I admit, UpYourButtWithACoconut is an awesome name...your paranoia has reached new heights.
Skankbot - Yeah I am so angry and so bitter. Keep em coming. You forgot UGLY and JEALOUS and IMMATURE! Snort.
What kind of idiot calls themselves "Little Bunny Foo Foo" in the first place? Gross! You losers ganging up on Skanbot are just total white trash (so obvious from your comments). You are just jealous because Skankbot is intelligent, worldly and clearly more articulate than any of you!
And, no, I am NOT Skankbot!
Hell Mizro could put old Skankbot in her place better than I can! Bring it!
Thanks Marianne, but of course they'll believe we are the same person, as I am of course, any other person with a sane mind that thinks their bullying session is without merit.
Am I white trash, or do I just play white trash on the internet. At least us trashians aren't condescending self-righteous, self-promoting braggart blowhards.
Marianne: I'm NO WHITE!! HELL NOOO bitch!!
EXACTLY MARIANNE!!!! I call myself LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO because this site is for sheer fun and stupidity!!!! It's not to be taken so seriously! But then you have bitches like Skankbot come in and try and preach to the choir every damn day and it get's fucking OLD!!!!!!
Also, I am totally NOT paranoid but I am also not stupid. If you think for five seconds that I believe you are not Skankbot then you are more fucked up than I thought you were. You sound and articulate your words JUST like her! Crazy bitch!
boo fucking hoo
Jessucka - yes, you are white trash hun, as am I. Dang it.
p.s. I went to the dentist today and he said my tooth looks great!
Skankbot you have been caught lying because I have seen it here also. I like the funny comments from the others better than the know it all comments from you.
Oh fuck me dead, just give Skanbot and Marianne the rancid smelly sausage/penis.....we get the fresh pink ones!!
*Shake it oooofff..
I still have all my teeth. I need to stop brushinig and flossing asap. But I will always be trash, as I can never bring myself to buy $200 jeans.
Daya - you right, let us shake it off. You first....move some bitch...I want to see that ass shaking it
Wait, let me get my wet suit on first
Marianne, just how ignorant ARE you? Now you know what races we are? HAHAHA! I find it interesting that you post for the first time and you're defending Skanky. Oh, and if you'd been here for the past several weeks, you'd know that considering the personality and sense of humour, the name LBFF is fucking hysterical. She rocks way more than you and your poser friends ever will!
JenX - thanks, just for that, you get a penis.
Did Skankbot really brag about buying $200 jeans? I guess when you are a top lawyer at a top firm you get bragging rights. Unfortunately, I'm just a low life street pharmacist so I can only afford the knock-offs. Sucks to be me. Sigh.
Jessucka - $200???? You best not spend our crack money on clothes bitch. You know Mousie doesn't front!
LBFF - yep, I'm so white trash that, I'm 31 and I STILL get hand me downs from my sister
p.s. I went to the dentist today and he said my tooth looks great!
NoAnjl | 03.31.06 - 3:35 pm | #
I come from a very patrician upbringing, however, I basically suck, so that's why I hang with you bitches, because I am the total black sheep. But dammit, I sure know how to give a great dinner! AND I know which utensils to use in a fucking 9 course meal! HAHAHAHA!
Gaggin balls for everyone!! Marianne gets the used and puke stained tho.
Whatevs, Skank - Own what you said and did.
I forgive, but I do not forget. Your high and mighty shit wears thin.
To all my girls:
Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Have a great weekend! *BIG SMOOCHES*
LBFF - oh yea, she did.
What's wrong with overalls?
Mouse: Patrician??? what the fuck is Patrician? My aunt's name is Patricia, something to do with her???
Bye, MizRo - happy fucking weekend to you!
Bye Miz!!! have a good one.
LBFF,
I think it's sad that when I read this on gawker, the first thing I thought is "only $200?" Because I actually own $200 jeans...I would have thought hers would be like D&G or something...not True Religion
Skankbot | 03.31.06 - 11:29 am | #
You all know I get my jeans at Goodwill so I can afford that extra eight ball!
MizRo - love you!! Have a good one.
Day - LMFAO - ewwww, are they veiny and hairy too?
MUAH!
Crazy - I'm so white trash that last weekend I woke up in the back of a pick-up truck with some guy named Billy Bob! My real name is Bobby Jo, I live in a double wide (in the same neighborhood as Sassy Ass) and have 8 kids by six different baby daddies! I almost got a full set of teeth though - real purdy ones!!!!
See ya MizRo. Have a great weekend!
NoAnjl: Whatever you want I got it babe.
Daya! I don't fucking know! As soon as I refused to make my debut, my mother stopped acknowledging my presence! Cut off my cheeto supply and relegated me to the room under the stairs.
Goodwill? You lucky girl. I shop at "La Dumpster." I saw LBFF there today, but she didn't see me.
Jessucka - No way! What a dumb bitch. Now I feel justified in not liking her. She feels the need to try and impress people on the internet. She must have very poor self worth.
Miz - Bye biotch!
Mouse - You rock! Now go get my afternoon cheetos!
NoAnjl - Right after I bought some used thongs at "LaDumpster" I went to Bargain Basement and bought some real sexy clothes to wear to the tavern tonight. I'm meetin' Billy Bob and Skeeter for a round a pool up at Roadhouse Rhoda's.
I have a confession.. I am Mouse, and MizRO and everyone on this site....
its only me posting here today finally I am able to reveal it to you all..
and I am NOT a lawyer but I play one on TV
Foo, my head is stuck up my ass right now. I was trying to find Daya's stash but I can't move, dammit!
My $7000.00 jeans are too tight.
You all keep talking about lighing up and taking your much needed medication. So why are you all still so angry?
And Crazy Cajun, Go back to your trailer in the swamp. Yeah I will make errors when I type, but check your own post you fucking skeez! I hope you enjoy your government subsidized crack. Maybe then you will lighten the fuck up!
I can't even afford jeans (I read these posts) how sad.... I have to sell my fat ass on the corner in a hand me down from Good will...
Crees_dahl - Crazy will very much enjoy her government subsidized crack you silly bitch! Snort! I can't speak for everyone else but I actually did take all 27 of my prescriptions this morning like a good little bunny. What's your fucking excuse?
Mouse - I just laughed out loud at the $7,000 jeans comment!
Oh fuck, no the trailer shit again, WE ALL LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE, I thought that was clear.
I also like to dress up like Kimora and wear my fake Japanese/african/american penis.
I live in the back of someones car it has no wheels its up on blocks
Me & my $50 jeans are outtie. Gotta go renew the license plate on the Ponti-crack. Have a good weekend, all.
Katie - LOL!!!
LBFF - fine, meet Billy Bob, but don't be late for the special duet we have planned for Karoake bitch!
Crees Dahl - I live in a house and it's not IN the swamp, I just have a good view of it And, whatcha so fucking touchy for? Are you mad because so many people on here are questioning your ability to be the English teacher today? Awww, I'm truly sorry we hurt your feelings 
And quit calling me a skeez, bitch
Katie - I have five or six rat wagons up on blocks in my front yard which consists of mud and gravel. No grass.
Mousie - $7,000 - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Bye jessucka.
smooches to Jessucka!
Have a great weekend, Jessucka
NoAngl - I will be there for the duet. We're singing "Ain't No Big Thing" by Lita Ford, right? Be sure to wear your pleather skirt and lots of chains. It's your turn to bring the smokes.
Okay bitches, I am out of here as well! As usual, keep your mouths closed and your cooters clean. A few of you made need some Lysol up in that shit or better yet some bleach! I can smell your dity boxes from here! Love ya!
Can I buy a dildo with food stamps????
once I week I shower at the local Mobil station in the bathrooom,, sometimes,, the water is even warm what a treat!
life is tough on the streets as an old soccer mom/hag/poser/lawyer/ etc.
LBFF - No grass cause you smoke it all you crazy hot piece of ass!
only small ones Daya 5 inches or less.. or so I hear
Later, LBFF...don't smoke all of our stash....
Love you too FOO FOO!!! Be good!! (yea right)
Oh thanks Katie!!
Bye LBFF!
Bye Jessucka!
Foo collects all of my ratwagons when they're played and makes truck gardens out of them.
YOWZA YOWZA YOWZA! Once again Crees_dahl shows its stupidity! Peruse the below, bitches, and see if you can translate!
You all keep talking about lighing up
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Have a good weekend bitches!! see y'all monday.
katie scarlett | 03.31.06 - 4:07 pm | #
Day - dildo w/food stamps - LOL!!!!!
Bye Daya. Have a great weekend!
Bye Day Hot Ass!!
You all keep talking about lighing up
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Mousie | 03.31.06 - 4:12 pm | #
Mouse, very tricky, but I'm going to guess ...we ligh a lot?
Later, Foo, you hot rabbit!
NoAnjl
Sayonara, Dayanara!
God - get back from lunch and there are about 100 posts... backtracking posts sucks on threads this big!!
BTW thanks to those that gave props to the avatar!! now I'm on to read the Caption it shit!
Kimora thought long and hard, WWOD? remembered what Ono did, and said yes.. let him be a fool, make Russell free.. the young girl will irrate and quickly kill him.. Ming Lee inherits it all, my, I AM brilliant..
ok guys...do you really think she's that fugly?
does anybody know who kimora iz fucking now? curious!
Who exactly ARE these Simmons people? I have never heard of Kimora or her hubby, and does she really have a penis?
Well,what can one say except,ha haha ha I told you so.That evil,conniving
conceited,'love me do'slapper has got
her just desserts,and I for one could
not be happier!,fancy that a magazine
of the quality of Vanity Fair running
an article on that cunt and her fuckin
'fabulosity' shite,that was one to wipe ones derriere with....
And so dear Keemorah,you may now make
like the Oriental LapLap Dancer Tranny
that you are and fuck off right up your fabufuckknuckle ass.Money buys lots and lots of pretty stuff.......
but it's never a substitute for Class
and you,oh,Hidea-clamidiya-thrush-cunt
Kummmooorraah have plenty of one but none of the other...
have a fooked life byotch!
A Paul D: I heard that Kimora was out with NY Knick Stephon Marbury partying up a storm. There are also rumours that she has a lesbian lover but I doubt that's true. She seems pretty straight to me.
hey Jen-O!!!! and SKANKBOT--- LOVE your flag!!! i see your irish as well?
my dad and his fam were born in belfast
anyway, i dont know, i cant say i dontn like kimora, but she def gained fame by marrying the hip hop mogul, RunDMC's brother!
i kinda think shes pretty, and her daughters are going to be knockouts when they grow up.
XO babes!
NIA--- he has a new girl??? who is she??? why am i ALWAYS the last to know??? (laughing!!)
THEY ARE BOTH GAY FOOLS!
in all seriousness, kimora lowered the value of russell... its true though....
He speaks with a lisp and is a PETA spokesperson...
She has neckfolds and wears any fur she can get her moneygrubbing paws on
..
What kind of idiot calls themselves "Little Bunny Foo Foo" in the first place? Gross! You losers ganging up on Skanbot are just total white trash (so obvious from your comments). You are just jealous because Skankbot is intelligent, worldly and clearly more articulate than any of you!
And, no, I am NOT Skankbot!
Marianne | 03.31.06 - 3:29 pm | #
ENOUGH!!!! leave skankbot ALONE!!!!
shes doin her thing and who CARES what she does for a living!!!! i LOVE skankbot and have told her so in recent posts ( i dont think on this one tho) but hey, to MARIANNE?
im not "white trash, ugly, fat OR jealous" !!!! im posting opinions on this blog cuz guess what? THATS WHAT THEY ARE FOR!!!
jeez, marianne, i thought we were all adults in here.
skankbot? im irish ( born in belfast baby! ) LOVE the flag!!
yeah i did my former name was evilmonkeywholivsinyrcooset
and damnit, i want to know who russles's dating now!!!! im always the last to know!!!
PS little bunny fofo is an awesome name!!! i like the icon
aww. i liked these two.
This was the funniest ream of thoughts in a loooong time...
LBFF: NOBODY gives a flying fuckeroo..
HILARIOUS!.. but I give a fuckeroo...
and if anybody else gives a fuckeroo, I got my jeans at Old Navy for $8.99. CANADIAN!
ha thats so funny..only if it was true...but im thinking that it cant be true because russel wouldnt want us to think he's gay... i mean it doesnt take 7 years to find out if your wife with two kids have a penis...but thats funny tho...
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