He's a fucking kill joy.
Clooney...I'd hit it.
...twice.
hey george... there's this one site called perezhilton.com... he talks bad about you all the time... knows your every move.
go Georgie Porgie!
As a NYC resident and an avid Gawker Stalker reader (AND I submit my own sightings) I find this recent George Clooney smugness to be particularly annoying...but no, not as annoying as his Oscar acceptance speech where he appeared to give Hollywood the credit for the civil rights movement.
Anyone see the new South Park about that??? It was hilarious...I was so glad someone else noticed how smug his speech was. Fuck Clooney. I used to like him.
Ahhhh. Now this is much better and has brought a calm to my world 
I don't even care what all those letters form below... I'll just look at George now
What's with the spring chicken?
oops...guess that gig's up.
BREAKING NEWS : GOSSIP ANNOYING QUEEN PEREZ PASSED AWAY LAST NIGHT
LOL jen-o!!!!!
Finally some HOTNESS to look at on this lovely Friday morning
....i heart George..i might smack him a few times to remind him to keep his mouth shut, but other than that i think we would get along fabulously!
The great thing about the South Park episode is that earlier in the series, he was one of their biggest fans and supporters. And now Trey and Matt are busting on him.
Roporta Fanning | 03.31.06 - 11:44 am | #
ok..so before i get (ahem) excited i need details...
when will george learn? we want ALL of the celebrity news and pictures, not just what they want us to have.
...I wanna nibble on his pouty little lower lip for a bit.
He just doesnt do it for me. 
Ceej | 03.31.06 - 11:46 am | #
i know..they loved him so much they asked him to do two roles in the movie...how far he's fallen in such a short time..another reason for him to keep his mouth SHUT!
Clooney
Just like him to come up with something like this. That stupid website needs to go down. 
Nia: I'd do him.... even with tape over his mouth
Speaking of South Park, did anyone else hear that Issac Hayes had supposedly issued a statement saying that he didn't speak out and quit SP, that it was some Scientologist chick and that he had a stroke and was recuperating? Then his publicist issued another statement saying "Nope, he did say it and he didn't have a stroke"? I just read this shit the other day, I forget from where (either msn or yahoo news or something), but wtf?
self righteous idiot doesn't want us to see when and where he's taking it up the ass
The Gawker Stalker is fun, mindless entertainment. I'd hate to see it go away.
I love GC..I think about him almost everynight
Now he makes topless friday hot and heavy
Ceej, yes, it's all very very sketchy...but why is that shocking...it's Scientology...which I know lovingly refer to as Sketchy McNotaChurchington
He's such a faggy tool...but that's how I like them!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! See, MK???? There's the bone I was looking for YESTERDAY! This almost makes up for FugFest 2006. Love him. Anon2: You really don't like him?!? Blasphemy.
I'd hit it.
bzbee I am trying to like him but its not working.
Sketchy McNotaChurchington
Skankbot | 03.31.06 - 11:52 am | #
Very cute
It's SOOOO Diabolical... it just might WORK!!!! LOL!!!
Maybe he's just pissed that Ryan Seacrest is macking on his beard.
"A couple hundred conflicting sightings and this Web site is worthless"
No need George - the new format, with the stupid maps, sucks anyway. The page takes forever to load and last I was there I couldn't even access the archives. Nice one!
I don't visit anymore.
Also I have to figure out why Gawker felt that New Yorkers need a map to locate Union Sq. where half the sightings (Whole Foods) take place.
Oompa Oompa Oompadie Doo
If George were naked
what would bzbee doo?!
I'm thinking spontaneous combustion
Peaches, so true! Whole Foods Union Square is out of fucking control. Well, there and the Spotted Pig.
Clooney is hit or miss for me but lately mostly hit.
jesus..when i lived in NY all you had to do was walk out your front door and you would see a celeb...or wonder around in the village/SoHo/Tribeca, etc....what a waste of time!
Naughty, if I saw Looney Clooney nekkid, I'd light a fart and streak down Fifth Avenue!
Mousie, you are so off the wall I love you
I caught something about Gawker Stalker on Showbiz Tonight. The show used the host, AJ Hammer, as a test sighting and he was getting all bent out of shape and appalled because it showed up almost instantly. I was like, "Who the hell is looking for your ass AJ?"
Skankbot, exactly!
I like the option of having maps -I would use it for instance it if someone submitted a sighting somewhere in Staten Island :p
But Whole Foods & The Spotted Pig for the 100th friggin time? Give me a break.
Mousie | 03.31.06 - 12:06 pm | #
I SO want to catch that!!!
Who's AJ Hammer? I'm a total tabloid TV whore and haven't heard of this guy...I love D and F-listed celebrities who have an inflated sense of self-importance. And by love, I mean hate.
Who's AJ Hammer?
Skankbot | 03.31.06 - 12:19 pm |
Exactly!
gawker stalker was not created a few weeks ago, ass. gawker stalker with maps was. get it right.
p.s. Skankbot, AJ Hammer is the host of Showbiz Tonight on CNN Headline News. I think he did stuff for VH1 too.
Damn, Georgie!! Get back in my closet. Don't worry everyone, I will give him a spanking and get him back in line.
fact checker...
Fuck off.
George Clooney makes me tingle "down there"
Naughty! *smooches*
jen-o, I have a feeling a lot of people feel that way. Trust me, it would def be a sight!
Hearts! Where are your manners, darling? Naughty.
AJ Hammer? I remember his dumb ass. Is he still even relevant?
Jen-o, that tingle can somtimes become a 9.0 earthquake for me just at the thought of him.
Mousie...my manners left with my top for topless Friday.
Hearts, I noticed this. Nice bewbs, by the way.
George Clooney loves his right to free speech what with all the movies he makes, but I guess when it offends his celebrity sensibilities, he goes haywire.
Bit of a double standard, eh?
News Flash: you're a celebrity, you voluntarily submit yourself to the public eye and get paid handsomely for it. The chances of someone having the ability to hurt a celebrity as a result of gawker stalker is very slim if you think through it logically.
Still, he's hot!!
george makes me happy in pants.
Chestica, I think you summed it up nicely. The hypocrisy of Hollywood has always been a topic of ire with me.
I despise this yellow-toothed, darkeye-circled, thin-lipped, overrated, arrogant fuck.
I know alot of women cream over him, but I, for one, cannot STAND him!
I wish he'd dry up and tumble away...
Aw, Miz, darling, don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel!
*sniff, sniff, eye-dab*
Miz, you hurt my feelings.
Does Clooney really have so much time to spare?
Guess so.
He'd be much hotter if he'd shut up
amy! Is that a storm trooper taking a fucking DUMP?
I'm sorry, bzbee!! You can love him, it's ok!
I've disliked him since Roseanne.
But I respect others love and lust!
Hahahah Mouse! I would DIE if I held back. Typical Sagittarius..
What cracks me up about that Gawker Stalker thing is the pictures that people post for the celebrities. The one of Gwyneth Paltrow looking like a man with a mustache, especially.
Miz, I loved him on Roseanne and disliked him on ER!
CLOONEY=OVERRATED
I've thought he was a hottie since ER.
I NEVER watched ER - because he was on it!!!
There is something about him that makes me uncomfortable...
And his arrogance and insensitivity towards women is sickening.
amy | 03.31.06 - 1:16 pm | #
I love your Avatar!!
MizRo | 03.31.06 - 1:27 pm | #
Agreed. He is very handsome but I can imagine that he preys on young women with low self esteem. Someone like Angelina would blow him off in a second!
Totally Crees_dahl...
He likes them insecure and vulnerable.
Not a fan of Gawker and Jessica Coen is a stuck up cunt (I have my reasons) but George's plan is something like what a geeky 14yr old boarding school prankster would come up with.
"Tee hee, OK guys, everyone send in a fake sighting and get ten of your bestest friends to do the same. That'll, like, totally shut their server down! We'll show them! *snigger*"
Yeah, OK, George. Shut the fuck up and grow up, man. Weren't you suppose to be trying to be all relevant and serious about world affairs a few weeks back?
I don't care about Gawker Stalker when I go to Gawker. I just care about Blue States Lose.
Come on, Brent. You know that George has a long history of being a prankster. What, you can't be serious about world affairs AND have a sense of humor!?!?!?!?
God, I'm such a Clooney homer. Can't help it.
Bzbee:
I soooo agree with you MizRo,he makes me uncomfortable too,everybody just LOVES him,but there is something I cant stand about him...cant pin it down though..
Me neither, tobeysgirl.
But it's a palpable emanation; and you're right - everyone loves him, go figure!
bzbee - awww, It's ok, hon. Being in love makes you forgive and forget all. I understand.
However, I don't think he's trying to be funny with the Gawker thing. He's actually serious about it. That's why I can't take him seriously, even though he wants me - and the world - to.
He resembles a vampire in this picture.......
carry on..............
I'll take George seriously... between my legs!
What a baby. Gawker is having a contest to see who can get the first photo of him...the loser...err..winner gets the Oceans 11, 12 DVDs...Gentlemen, charge those camera phone batteries!
LA - Ha ha ha! Poor George. That really IS the only way in which he'll ever be taken seriously. I bet he hates that.
George Clooney and/or his publicist need to remove their heads from the asses and stop taking this shit so seriously. It's only giving Gawker more publicity. I don't care how famous he is, he's delusional if he thinks he can take down Gawker. They're too snarky to die!
I didn't like George Clooney until I saw him in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou". After that, I was a goner. There is nothing sexier than a really good-looking man who isn't afraid to make fun of himself. And that is all.
Yeah.. protect his starship and buds, but to hell with fan's unless they are paying.
Well the thing to remember here kids, there are some fuckin sickos in this world that claim you are sending them telepathic messages to murder & they will stalk you, find you & Bust a cap in your ass !
I remember all the paranoia when John Lennon was murdered & when the Manson Family killed Sharon Tate in '69.
Also the paparrazzi will stalk you , scream & taunt you to try & get a bad reaction outta you .
So I kinda have to agree with George on this one.
Too many fuckin crazy sickos looking to be famous by murdering a celebrity .
Look @ HoHan & jared Leto making that stupid fuckin liebag movie about Mark David Chapman.
George Clooney's skin looks better and better everytime I see him...what's your secret??? He must have an obsessive skin care regiment.
My friend from LA told me that guy from Punk'd (married that old whore, Demi M.) has 'webbed feet'...is this true??
Hi anon.1! Yes, the little fucker from Punk'd does have webbed feet. Your friend in LA is da bomb! I seen em in US Weekly and on the cover of the Star. My cousin in Grand Prairie, Texas has the same condition. Tonya!
Hey George, Let's start a rumor that you an I are fucking. Yeah, that's it.
i hate george clooney and his smug little smirk!
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