first!!!
Why??? Why does she continue to open her mouth???
She's trash.
mexican trash will always be mexican trash
OMG! I'm all wet just thinking of the Crypt Keeper in a lace teddie.
Gag!! is all I have to say.
Is anyone even watching DH anymore?
Add her to the cooter juice scratch n' sniff.
That show has completely jumped the shark.
Another flyer for Kats' Plane of Death
Tony Parker deserves much better...
bzbee he cooter is dried up!
I kinda like that opens her mouth...lots of fodder for us!
On a completely unrelated note, let us not forget the "Flavor of Love" Reunion on Sunday!!! I want to have a party!
I like her, but she's 2 skinny!
Holy Shit! That bitch just does not know when to quit! The most inane bullshit spews out of her pie hole 24/7. Doesn't she ever read this shit? Anyone with half a brain would be embarassed. If she's all that, why doesn't she shut the fuck up?
If Douglas agrees to guest star on DH, there will be the most awesome catfight between Zeta-Jones and LongWHORIA! CZJ doesn't take her hub working with hotties too lightly!
Seriously, I would LOVE to see a knock down drag out Dynasty style bitch fight with Zeta and LongWHORIA. Team Catherine all the way!!
How is it dried up when she has such a fine-ass man?!?!
OMG Mousie we think alike!
CZJ would break this little trollup in half. I'd pay money to watch it.
Evertime I read anything about her It says she is out with Jamie Foxx.
MsAstro - I'd so pay to see that shit. CZJ would beat her racist big-mouthed slimy cooch into the ground! TEAM CZJ! And I can't stand her either, but she seems to be the lesser of the two evils!
I don't find her attractive at all.
When will little-miss-bitch go away?
This girl is waaaay too self-important: I don't find her in the least bit attractive, intelligent,interesting, sexy.
I see thousands of more interesting women walking down A NYC street.
LongWhORIA is the size of CZJ ankle, so maybe Eva would have to have Naomi Campbell on her team as like a backup.
Mousie
I bet CZJ can kick LongWhoria's bony ass on any given day but we'll never know. I seriously doubt Michael Douglas is interested in DH. But og course this stupid ho has to open her mouth.
This is just her pathetic attempt at promoting herslef in a movie for which she didn't receive top billing-it went to Kim Basinger.
This just proves you don't have to be smart to be in Hollywood...
I'm so sick of this no-neck ho. They need to suck some of the fat out of Kimora's neck and give it to her.
Shit. I just realised she and MD would make the perfect couple. They're equally skanky, full of themselves and lame.
Eva and Michael Douglas in the same paragraph... bleck!!! There's a vision...
Just thinking about Michael Douglas' collapsed naked ass is making me lose my mojo... dammit, and the weekend is about to begin!
Peaches, you got dat right! But I can dream, right? I can live in hope! 
she is over.
Mousekarooski
you and me both 
What's up with the white-face makeup?
Michael Douglas can hold her on his lap while riding on the plane of death...
Bean I hear it's a pretty short flight, direct... no connections or layovers!
Hey Bean!!! We can only wish!
You guys can all call Eva a ho, but at least we know what she has become famous for DH. What about Paris? This whore is famous for being stupid, rich, and for spreading her legs...
Anonymous 2:05, don't forget partying and wearing really skanky clothes!
Anonymous 2:05, they ALL have tha t as a common denominator. Or, lowest common denominator. She's an annoying, racist pig!
That Eva, she just wants to hit it on everyone, man or woman or her precious dildos, she doesn't care just as long as she can get some. The girl is a sexa-HO-lick!
Not only is Eva prejudice against black people, but she called a police officer, here in San Antonio, a "Spick", talk abou the pot calling the kettle black!
What about Paris? This whore is famous for being stupid, rich, and for spreading her legs...
Anonymous | 03.31.06 - 2:05 pm | #
Don't forget she also loves spreding the herps around!
DEPORT THE BITCH!!!
Why would anyone want to do Eva? I mean whom ever would tap that must be a pedophile(sp?). I mean Eva talks like a child and has a body of a child. That's just nasty.
She IS a racist - with all the "spic" shit and the Tony is "French" and the white-face makeup all through high school.
I detest this wench.
they're made for each other-both damn ooooglay--actually I think it would be a great old geezer/young man relationship
Fuck Lonwhoria!! Could she get more ignorant?? Does she ever shut the fuck up?
they're made for each other-both damn ooooglay--actually I think it would be a great old geezer/young man relationship
sunny | 03.31.06 - 2:19 pm | #
Could well be, but let's not forget that back in the days (loooong, long time ago) Michael Douglas was hot. For that he deserves I suppose some respect. I wouldn't wish this piece of trash on my worst enemy.
Blondie # 1 - only because Eva is a racist, doesn't mean that you have to make such an ugly racist comment. Let me enlighten your country ass....... She was born in Corpus Christi, TX which is in the United States; therefore she cannot be deported to another Country since she is American. So before you make another ignorant remark
A. Study up on what you are talking about
B. Go dye your hair brunette, that way you can have a little artificial intelligence!
If I were to go by your train of thought, perhaps we should deport you back to Europe, since that is where your forefathers probably came from.
she's a fucking skank bag
i enjoyed that Michaael Douglas being more sexy than her skanky ass comment.. lolllll so funny and so right spot on!!
i'm so over this skank bitch....
My crystal ball reveals an affair or at least a groping... czj... beware
Personally I think she looks like a rat.
She looks kind of like JC Chasez in that photo. Iza: plenty of blondes are very intelligent; plenty of brunettes are stupid. Hair color, real or fake, isn't a barometer of intelligence.
Michael Douglas may be a fucked up sex addict married to a Welsh tranny, but he wouldn't stoop to Desperate Housewives...
Longwhoria is just a cheap knock-off wannabe of CZJ anyway. Let's see her tap-dance her way to an Oscar!! Wait, maybe she'll draw on her previous experience as a mime-faced cheerleader.
Go Team CZJ!
Didn't CZG get a "cheating" clause in their prenup? Like, she gets mega$$$ if he drops trou away from home?
I think CZJ is sitting around just waiting to exercise that option, and she'd probably LOVE it if he hooked up with LongWHORia. It would be the out she's been waiting for.
You people.
You're saying that Michael Douglas is too classy to do Desperate Housewives...?
Does no one remember that straight-to-DVD movie called "The In-Laws"????
Shit, he'd do Flava of Love 2 if they'd have him.
Hate to break it to you, but "The In-Laws" actually got a theatrical release. But to add to your point, remember "One Night At McCool's???" Yeah, I try not to either.
Yech. Michael Douglas.
michael douglas actually found somebody to cast who had sex with more people than he has
THEY BOTH HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON...
LIKE OPENING THEIR BIG TRAPS IN PUBLIC ALL THE DAMN TIME
Now Eva better slow her ho tendencies down just a bit. Cuz you know Catherine Zeta Jones will whoop that trick's ass if she even hints that she may be interested in her man...
Michael Douglas is hideous.
They are both whores, so who gives two shits?
Sorry to spoil the ass kicking fantasy but CZJ would probably pay an inconsequential trollup like Whoria to take her fat husband off her hands for a night or two.
yes pretty boy is right. that slut (CJZ) needs an excuse to fly to lake como
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