this is the worst fucking news EVER! I ADORED andy until this moment. now he's used goods.
A little part of me died when I heard this news.
KiKi stay away from Jake!
Sushi so she could try to hide the fact that her cooter smells worse than raw sewage.
wait...what??....he's hot???
uhm YES. SO hot. YES!
The cooter juice scratch n sniff contest is growing by the minute!!!
fucking cunt claims another.
You know her slimy ass leaves a raunchy scent behind. 
MK, stop that this instant! Where are the hotties? Why all of this fug and fogie shit today?
Yeah, he's hot. He probably has a skinny pecker though. Looks like he'll have to take the flip.
WHY DOES SHE GET ALL THE HOT ONES....YOU KNOW THAT NASTY METH ADDICT DOES ANAL.
What does MK and everyone have against Kirsten Dunst?
bzbee I am not smelling her cooter unless it smells like Jake!!
my brain is going bad....so much fugliness!! yuk.
yeah, a raunchy scent much like SUSHI!
fuck 
Kiki could leave a slime trail on me any day. 
THIS is cute? When did awkward looking become the new hot?
this guy seems to take awkward pics - in some he's AWESOME, in others he;s worse than the Weezer guy - on TV, hoooooooot
He's mostly hot, though his jawline could rival Paris's
when did Fallon leave SNL? do i live in a cave?!
this guy looks like he has bad hygiene. i might hit it with a stick...but that's about it.
He is gorgeous
i'd tap it.
He looks like someone else, but I can't put my finger on it...
Ceej
That guy from American Pie!!
He looks like Sarah Jessica Parker in her Square Pegs days
kiki needs to be beaten with a few sticks.
How the hell does she get hot guys with her pungent dirty armpit smell??
Damn, I need to take notes from her... Step # 1...do NOT shower!!
His mouth is so big (actually, not figuratively), that I'm sure he can fit one of Kiki's cow boobs in it!
You know she isn't taping him. He just wants to use her as a pedastool kind of like Jakey did.
WTF? This man isn't hot! And just because Kiki has the dress sense and posture of an 80 year old, it doesnt mean she shouldnt have a man. Even if her cooch probably smells like "Giorgio of Beverley Hills".
Dirty Mary Jane Ho.
Kiki likes Kosher meat!
Is the Napolean Dynamite look Hot???! I DON'T THINK SO!!
Ceej
That guy from American Pie!!
anon2/Fancy | 03.31.06 - 2:05 pm | #
OMG, totally...Jason Biggs!
Mousie agrees with me, that bitch is Fug!
In other news, napolean dinamite will be played by someone other than napolean dinamite himself
Morticia - apparently I live in that cave with your hot ass!
Man she's ugly--how much does she pay these guys to date her??
Does she even have a cotter? I dont think she does.
Ewwww. He's not attractive in this pic, she's ALWAYS disgusting.
She's like a snail: leaves a slimy, rancid, streak behind her.
*cooter
Damn-I said I was going to work...oh well, big boss man is golfing, and the suck-up called in sick, so I guess the profit-making can wait until Monday. I'm not sure about this guy being cute??? When did Geek become chic?
You guys are just gross! 
You know her slimy ass leaves a raunchy scent behind.
Dayum! So cold, brrrr...
MK, I don't know what - or who - you did last night, or what you had for breakfast today but, damn, son, you're muthafuckin' ON today!
the hate in here for Dunst rivals that of Paris....why exactly? b/c she has bad fashion sense? at least she's not fuckin up kids with cancer!!
way to go, bzbee. i'm supposed to be doing taxes but there's always monday.
Morticia my disgust for her is because that lizard face smelly rotten cootch jordache junky does not derserve the fineness of Jakey.
Rise up, slackers!!! It's Fri-day! Hell, I might even play bongos in the fuzzy garage with my stoner neighbors tonight! Woo hoo!
A2: You are as much a Jake homer as I am for Clooney. I love your sense of loyalty (and your HOT avatars). 
anon2/Fancy | 03.31.06 - 2:23 pm | #
i will concur with that statement!!
I actually hate Parisite with a violent-tendency, Morticia.
Kiki is more of a ewwww-yucky thing. Dislike not hate.
Andy is way cute and he's mine. Kiki is just a cover so he can get more media attention.
*wink*
Yum - I'd take him.
Goddamn, this dude is geeky and hideous. Not quite as icky as Kiki but it makes sense? Why the hell do people think this dude and Jimmy Fallon are cute? Is it some Williamsburg hipster magic I'm unaware of? Oh well, as mom said "every bread has its cheese." You can like all the scrawny fuglies while I'll reserve my love for some actual hot men.
He looks like Daniel Vosovic from Project Runway. I used to think I'd do him but after him dipping that stick in Dunst's nasty cooch I'll keep my distance, thank you very much.
Fallon left SNL in 2004.
I'd hit Napoleon Dynamite too, btw. The quiet geeky ones are monsters in the sack.
These nerdy types drive me wild.
I had to look him up on google. I had NO idea who he was. He is NOT cute at all. KK can have him!!! Yuck!!! 
"The quiet geeky ones are monsters in the sack."
that's hilarious! however, i don't think i could bring myself to "hit" napoleon...now his brother Kip is another story!
okay, not really...i do have standards. sometimes.
Is that Clark Kent?
PAGEANTGAL!!
But Kip is a cagefighter, Morticia. You know he knows how to work it. And he chats online with hot babes all day.
Taco Town anyone??? I'm famished
NoAnjltooterbean!! wud up sleeze!!??
don't forget, Kip is fly now that he's hooked up with Lawanduh. 
andy samberg is hot...oh yes he is. maybe jake and andy are dating and kiki is just a decoy...hmmm.
kiki dunst is not going to age well, so let her have her fun while she still can.
Jessucka | 03.31.06 - 2:32 pm | #
you make a good point...maybe you're Kip?? talking to all us hot beeyotches??
Not cute at all, and not that funny either (I watch SNL religiously). I'm still wondering why they'd get rid of drunk girl and hire this waste of space. Fortunately he's not as bad as Horatio Sanz, fat tub of shit and lard...
I like Kristen, I think she's cute. *ducking* But she needs to have a makeup artist and hair stylist with her 24/7. She can't be trusted with an eyeliner.
Perhaps, I'll never tell
i would not hit this...kiki, he's all yours....
where is pageantgal?
i want to know about the chris burke concert!!!
pageantgal!!!
Andy is red hot!
Kiki doesn't deserve his hot ass.
I'd fuck it.
she must still be hungover! i wish i was hungover and sleeping rather than hungover and in my cubicle.
I love technology... but not as much as you...
errr I don't think he's hot...I do him w/ a paperbag over his face. hee hee j/k
i dont have a problem with her, but i loooooove him so i am a little heart broken, not like i was ever gonna meet him anyway haha
he's sort hot in an average downtown kinda way...I'd say he has a big doink at least
lovin' the Peter Fonda shirt... hell yeah!
Wait a minute Kiki Dunst and a Napoleon Dynamite lookalike? Wow seriously that might work.
uggggh noooo hes mine! that ugly small toothed butter face better step off!
MK COME on here with some new stuff I'm jonesing for more gossip!
I keep refreshing like a druggie-shit I'm addicted
I know sunny. I am falling asleep here.
Ugly with a beaknose.
NEW POST ! NEW POST! NEW POST! NEW POST!NEW POST ! NEW POST! NEW POST! NEW POST!...
she must still be hungover! i wish i was hungover and sleeping rather than hungover and in my cubicle.
Morticia | 03.31.06 - 2:40 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
anon2/Fancy - what's up my girl? Haven't chatted w/you all day luv!
Hi NoAnjl!! Just waiting for MK to give me some more crack!!
somebody?? i'm trying to get rid of my douche bag avatar but can't update... how??? i have a new one already but its snot (ha ha) showing up?????
thanks to all
mmmm he's so hot and yummy...
you know what they say..
big nose, big hose
tabatha | 03.31.06 - 3:05 pm | #
did you delete your cookies and files?
I did or thought I did... damnit to all fuck
try it again
Kirstin Dunst is UGLY! Why would anyone want her ass?
I heard that they met before he was famous, and didn't give him the time of day. Then after he became a big deal, she asked one of their mutual friends if he could introduce them---she didn't even remember meeting him before.
I despise her fake ass!
anon2
MOUSE WANTS A NEW POST, DAMMIT!
tabatha it looks like now you're 1/2 a douchebag!
reupload the new one at gravatar
join the club mousie I'm so jonesin' right now *teeth chattering*
some bitch made freelewis.com, what a cunt!
and she said they made t-shirts too. I HIGHLY doubt they are as cool as the one i made. fuck her.
fuck it, this is war, ill make freelewisthecat.com and itll be WAY better than her lame ass site. i do this shit professionally.
sammy take her to court! This ain't right!
I am a junky!
sammy - do you run a tshirt business or were you just compelled by lewis' plight??
what if you donate a portion to the Humane Society... then it looks like you're WAY more legit!
I'd still hit it. I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off it, slimy ass and all.
Come on, MK!!! I actually worked a little bit this afternoon, and THAT SUCKS!!!!! I'd take more old, wrinkled men and Pete D. than no new posts at all. Are we being punished?!?!?!
Ooops - that was me - sorry!
Come on, MK!!! I actually worked a little bit this afternoon, and THAT SUCKS!!!!! I'd take more old, wrinkled men and Pete D. than no new posts at all. Are we being punished?!?!?!
Anonymous | 03.31.06 - 3:20 pm | #
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Awesome. I thought I was the only one who was needin' a fix!
sammy - i checked out the site .. it's alright but nothin really special. she doesn't even have the video clip and that's a MUST!!
i am donating a portion of it to either the humane society or lewis himself. start a trust fund and shit.
i do graphics design professionally, web design, t-shirts, logos, all of that shit.
so fuck that bitch, ill be announcing my new site in the next week or so. she may have done it first, but mine will be soooo much better. everyone revolt against her!
feed the vein!
feed the vein!
feed the vein!
COME ON MK!.....
and.... i totally give up [waving white flag]
i'm a douche bag and will always be 
sammy - donate some of the proceeds to Lewis' owners defense fund. She shouldn't be arrested for raising such a cool cat!
work bad. new posts good. I promise no more cooter juice talk.
PS. her t-shirts suck ass!
no tabatha, resubmit the new one! Gravatar has problems sometimes.
That's it-I'm doing the unthinkable and checking Perez (feeling slightly guilty, but screw it).
Pleaseee MK. I have the shakes!
Sammy, who the heck is Lewis? He's a cute kitty.
MK!!! stop fucking with us bitch!!
My bathroom needs a Whitney!!
there's a new post guys...
I feel dirty and shameful. Perez is NO MK! I've learned my lesson, and will never stray again, baby...Now off to the races w/ the CT! Wheeeee~!
Sammy, you impress me more every day!
New post, thank God!!
*licking screen and rolling eyes in ecstasy!
Daya! I love you, girl.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love you too Miz!! have a good one.
so i contacted lewis's owner and asked her to support MY cause. so fuck those other cunts, mines gonna be the real one!
All I can say is she must look damn good (or masculine)from behind with all the grade-A pieces of ass she's pullin'.
Good for you sammy. I hope all goes well!!
i have an unhealthy fascination with andy samberg and i dont care who knows it.
Morticia my disgust for her is because that lizard face smelly rotten cootch jordache junky does not derserve the fineness of Jakey.
anon2/Fancy | 03.31.06 - 2:23 pm | #
Ah...good ol' fashioned jealousy.
I think he's pretty hot. Geeks are always the successful ones anyways. I'd take a successful geek over a buffed up loser any day.
TEAM LEWIS, TEAM SAMMY!
How about teamlewis.com?
sammy - her shirts are damn boring.
It's all the rage.. even sharon stone wants a geek.
How does she get men. She's ugly. Just my opinion though.
I think he is hotAND funny.but I'm gonna be like 50 and checking out High school boys.I like em young(does that make me a perv?)LOL!
I'm gonna be that older lady w/LLOONNGG red nails,drinkin scotch(or gin)w/ those really long cig holders,raspy voice...."come here young teenage boys"....kidding..
I have never ever thought about doing things with an animal's cock or rectum, or having an animal do something with or to my cock or rectum. That's disgusting.
Nor have I fantasized about me doing things to a dogs rectum and/or cock with my tongue and vice versa. LEAVE ME ALONE.
This is the worst picture i've ever seen of him. He's really beautiful looking in real life.
andy's hot, kiki's fug...there's a real problem here
Okay Samberg is the fucking shit. he rocks my socks off and is just stupidly funny. And Spiderman was good too, so hey. great! like em. lets move on!
Kiki + Andy= CRAZY RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!
I think they look PERFECT together.
Jake is a sweetheart and doesn't hate anybody, but if he did he would really hate that rat cunt Kiki with her brown teeth and slumped shoulders. I should have been Marie Antoinette anyway. She is going to sink Sophia just like she did Cameron Crowe.
Fuck Andy what are you thinking
Kiki is the skunk stool of actresses. She ruined Elizabethtown.
I bet he didn't pay retail for the shirt.
look closer...he is sooo ffing gay! Just another beard job for kiki
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
what do yall have against kirstin dunst? youre all asses in my book
Kirsten Dunst is a total bitch. She needs to realize that's she's a teen actress and not a adult favorite such as Julia Roberts. Her attitude shes gives on inteviews is so appauling. Kirsten, do you know why you do interviews on Much Music and MTV? It's because that's what your whole fan base of 14 year old's watch. Be appreciative that these people actually go to the movies and waste their money and time on your 2 starred movies. Your an actress, at least act like you give a fuck when you do an interview because I'm sure the interviewer would rather talk to shit than your nasty ass.
A raging sense on envy and jealousy has struck me all of the sudden.
Am i the Only one who loves Kirsten Dunst??
why havent there been any new posts? and yeah, i like kirsten too.
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