Wow
isn't that what all menopausal women say?
so do we, so shut up .. no one will hit ya..
sex is sick of her!
that's what women who aren't getttin' any say.
I know how she feels, I just can't summon up any enthusiasm for it!
*yawn* who cares?
I agree with D.VA
All beards say that. Come up with something original, and then we'll talk.
Sex, and integrity and kindness, are mutually exclusive terms? Now you tell me!
...rat's asses are sick of sex with her too.
Anyone see her on Larry King a while back? Bitch is psycho.
She is the MOST beautiful woman alive.
I'd do her now if given the opportunity. I can ONLY hope.
She is only sick of it cuz she aint gettin any...freak
maybe she read the paper with the words wrong and meant so say:
I'm sick of fags! I don't give a rat's ass about my integrity and kindness! Give me cock!!!
She is the MOST beautiful woman alive.
I'd do her now if given the opportunity. I can ONLY hope.
Man of Town | 03.31.06 - 5:47 pm | #
...?...
Hi. Let's recap. NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK YOUR OLD UGLY DRIED UP GAY COOCH, you fucking petrified-looking toad!
Okay. Walking it off.
I find her hot hot hot.
She is so my type!
She may care about integrity and kindness, doesn't mean she has it. She's such a sad story. 
Mousie you need another drinkie!!! 
I care about sex....
If I wasn't a monkey's uncle
She's OBVIOUSLY not been done correctly then.
I find her hot hot hot.
She is so my type!
Man of Town | 03.31.06 - 5:54 pm | #
and again, I say ....?....
I'm curious how you can be all about integrity and kindness, and then marry that weirdo she was married to. Weren't there all sorts of stories about what wankers they were??
she looks like a collie.
Man About Town has been hittin' the happy hour a bit hard today.
Hey, I am just about menopausal, and I feel fine! She's just yelling SOUR GRAPES!
Was she even getting some before?
She is one beautiful woman. I've seen her on Larry King and she was gorgeous.
I'm sick of hearing how beautiful Tori Spelling is, when Liza is far more attractive.
Feed us more MK --
we're starvin' here
(Sheesh I'm so bored) I gotta get my ass to doing something more productive yeah right!
...Man of Town...is that you, Liza?
that's because she aint gettin' any
NaughtyOompaLoompaVoyeur 03.31.06 - 5:57 pm | #
...and, really, no one EVER said Tori was attractive...hmph!
She is one gorgeous woman that will remain beautiful at age 90, 95, or 100.
She has those beauty genes.
Naughty, you knw you want to lick her cooch!
Shell, since I don't drink, you're right! Someone pass the Grey Goose! I will gladly mix drinks for all y'all!
...yeah, well then she must be 150 'cause I ain't feelin' it.
She is constantly smiling which even adds more to her beauty.
God...I want her.
I'm sick of hearing how beautiful Tori Spelling is, when Liza is far more attractive.
Man of Town | 03.31.06 - 5:58 pm
I'm not sure who said Tori was beautiful? Man of Town is drunk AND taking Mousie's meth.
Mousie, I do? I didn't think I did. I've never had that urge. But if you say so.. then I must!!! I DO!!
Do you think she'd like Oompa Loompa lovin?? 
Where are her eyes, and why is she playing with her boob?
She outshines all the new stars today.
Britney Spears, Tori Spelling, Terri Hatcher...go away...give me Liza.
Naughty, that Oompa Loompa shit just makes my ass worry! DAYUM!
i'd spank her with a dildo.
she'd like it...i KNOW she would.
Man of Town is totally making me laugh. Who ever said any of those bitches were shiny anyway??
Oompa Oompa Oompadie-do
I've got another riddle for you...
her hair has always bored me.
short.
black.
emmanuel lewis.
(sorry, stream of consciousness)
Tim, you need to spank Mousie with that dildo. She has been begging for it all day.. the little freak
Perhaps, cause she always marries fags....
No Tim...she's sick of it. However, if you were to spank her with a kind and itegrity-filled dildo...then...
Liza has been my ideal woman for a long time.
I'm glad people are awake & realizing what a true beauty she is. FINALLY!
...or even one filled with iNtegrity...
Mousie, you need to STOP giving Man of Town meth. I'm serious now. He's Man of Crazytown!!!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Liza! I don't care what people say about her.
What is with Liza Minelli and Sharon Stone posting out here???
She's never been fucked right...
right in the poop chute maybe...
jen-o...those are the only kinds of dildoes i have.
Naughty, what? I was so busy tweaking that I totally goofed! Uh..............am I supposed to do something with you or tim?
What day is this, dammit?
Man of Town must be david "perpetually surprised" gest.
Well, in that case...let the spanking commence 
I'm sure one night with her would spoil it for others.
I need to stay away from Liza for their sakes.
But I STILL WANT her if given the opportunity. I can ONLY hope.
I don't remember now either, Mousie. Ass. Keep up. I think you and Tim are having a dildo party, and Man of Crazytown is going to supervise
Well, I have a rat's ass and I give it freely, so there Liza
Was it born yet? I heard it's a girl now.
Okay, I'll bite. Who TF is Man of Crazytown? You bitches seriously can't expect my ass to scroll up! And why would I share my crank with his ass? Or yours, for that matter? SHIT!
...rat's asses are sick of sex with her too.
jen-o
oh thats suppose to say
David Gest, the stretch armstrong- faced guy she was married to.
easy, Mousie. not much longer. 
Thanks anon2...I like how MM is "wrapping" his package for me.
I have my opinions on Liza and they are truly well thought out.
You all don't know beauty when you see it. BTW, I have 20/20 vision.
Liza hasnt had sex since 1895.
if david gest had one more facelift, he would swallow his own head.
Get outta town, man of town! Your vision isn't the problem here, clearly it's your taste (or lack thereof).
if david gest had one more facelift....
He could kiss his own ass!
man of town that bitch looks like a muskrat!
I find Liza much more attractive than that Tori Spelling or ghostly Marsha Cross.
awww, i love liza too. but sex? what are you thinking? 
...well, you may have a point there...
...I mean about the Tori/Marcia thing...
Oompa Oompa Oompadie-do
I have another question for you...
How much crack has the Man of Town done?
Me and my shooz gotta cruise...later!
Liza Liza Liza
I'm yours
You got me there man about town.
bitch fell out of bed and almost broke her hip. a good rodgering would do her in, like as not.
David said Liza gave toothy head.
He's lucky she didn't bit it off.
I'm restless and now I'm leaving for the day.
I'll dream of Liza hopefully tonight. Very sweet night ahead.
i heart liza!
I don't like her at all. She is such an out-fashioned gay-icon. She hasn't got any glamour left, if she ever had any and she is now being only old-washed-up-and-stupid.
I much rather have Madonna as an icon. If I should have any. All the bitches are the same. I own them all.-
Don't know if this has been said already, but "Liza with a Z" which she did w/ Bob Fosse is going to be broadcast on Showtime this Saturday for the first time since it aired in the 70's, I think. It's supposed to be amazing... her hey-day.
fuck this im leavin work for austin
buy a god damn t-shirt to help get lewis out of his prison.
http://www.cafepress.com/cashmonies
She only said that cos no one wants to bang the retarded mental biatch!
She's also interviewed in TONY this week. Some funny quotes are :
"I also think you can just get more cynical and funny as you get older. You get a little rougher. You're allowed. When I'm 65, I'm going to swear like a sailor."
"No, I don't [take myself seriously]! I can't stand anybody who does. They drive me ape-shit. It's show business. We're not curing cancer."
madonna sucks
Liza rules
Right on LIZA!!!
Didn't some pool guy who had sex with Elizabeth Taylor refer to her as "the old trampoline"? I think the same applies here.
AHAHAHAHA!!!
Man Of Town has driven me into a serious fit of giggles. He can't be serious! Can he? It would be delicious if he is!
If so, I must know, who are you? How have you arrived at your burning desire and love for Liza?!? Please tell us more!!! I'm dying here!!
anon2/Fancy,who is that in your gravatar?
Who is Liza kidding? I mean, does she expect anyone to believe that she's actually had sex in the last decade? Like that thing she was a beard to would have ever touched her!
Ugh. Nobody was talking about starfucking bloggers who think that all the celebrities blatantly using him only for publicity are actually his friends...
How pathetic and transparent, "Lisa." Or Perez, whatever you wanna call yourself.
More importantly, what does Maura Tierney think about having sex with me?
I'm sick of integrity and kindness! I don't give a rat's ass! I care about sex.
Lisa, look at D archives to see what posting activity there is on the weekend.
hello hotterthanyou!how ya doin?
Hey
Lisa, are you retarded or are you just trying to piss everyone off? 
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SHE FUCKED FRED DURST!!!!!
thanks, Mod.
Buh-Heh!
Don annybody men-shun Mama! What a wacko! Integrity & kindness? this coming from a woman who married a plastic surgery addicted fag who owns the worlds largest collection of Judy Garland memorabilia, bitch please, you were the last trinket in his collection. Just f'in nuts.
Get back to singin & dancin already & shut your cake hole before somebody has your ass committed.
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Lisa seemed a bit unhinged!
There was an unhinged here and I missed it?!!
Liza, bless her crazy little heart!!!
Whazzup with all the editing? What did I not get to see? Darn it, I always miss the XXX stuff!
it was someone that used like, 12 paragraphs to say some inane commentary that didn't really make sense. each comment was as long as this entire thread.
I'm a day late and a dollar short myself Naughty! I love your oompa loompa!
My Eddie Baby | 03.31.06 - 7:08 pm | #
go to the diana ross thread. there's one there.
another talented and gifted woman...i wish i had lived 1/1000th of her life.
as for all the haters; dlisted always has a place for us. notice i didnt say ''you''...........lol
how ya'll doin???
Good pop! How YOU doin'?
hi, scout! heard any good gossip lately?
Damn, you know Liza would be fun all coked up. Whereas Whitney would just get obnoxious, & Robert Downey Jr would never shut up
nothing at all mpcmike! I just caught up with ANTM at fourfour. That guy is HILARIOUS... and I don't even watch the show!!!
Why of course she hates sex now.....she got so sick and tired of strapping it on and giving it to her ex, all night long, every night.
Her ex is a raging, raging, flaming homo and he is also extremely closet bound.......poor thing.
What was his name again?
Sammy, love your avatar....isn't that Lewis the assasin cat?
David Gest
i've never seen it either. i just count on Michael K. to keep me posted. i'm normally not on here this late, but in a rare twist, i'm home on fri. night. thought i'd say hi.
mpcmike who's your gravatar?
scout, that's Sarah Silverman. i heart her.
Does that go for Percodan as well???
howdy ya'll!!
wha...who...who has some percocet??? what?? did hear.....huh?
Ah that's right mike... I drew a blank there for a while!
pop are you in here TX as well? Or do you just like to spread howdy's around?
a howdy's as good as a percocet... wait, no, scratch that.
nah..I'm in NJ.I was watching SpongeBob...you know the squirrel,Sandy.
pop are you my old friend CM?
MAYBE...who is CM??
CokeMonkey...
Nah..it's just me.POPOPOPOPOpopozao...waiting for new avatar...
I'm just a 29 yr.old chick in NJ...d'in some beers and hanging w/the hub.kids in bed!!
Ok, then POPOPOPOP it is!
KFed was on the local radio station this morning. He has the personality of a cabbage... PFFFT!
How dare someone suggest that sex might be seriously overrated! She must just be a sad/mad/drab fag hag who no one wants to screw! Puh-leeze! I am one nowhere-near-the-age-of-being-menopausal woman who couldn't care less about it either!
...says the lady who ain't getting any.....
no shit..scout,little fucking ratfaced bastard.he does look better now w/the bad ponytail cut off.
yeah, i heard that dirtbag was in TX., scout. i hope he continues traveling south. way south.
mike how long for new pic...?
sorry, my new avatar isn't working yet.
usually takes less than 24 hrs. not totally sure.
my new one is SCEEERRRYYY....mwahahaha...
i can't wait to see it, popo. i've got a good one coming too, probably going to raise some eyebrows.
pop I'm seeing the sceery Sesame Street gang...
pizza's here!, later guys.
Later mike!
and? your surprised by this?
popozao | 03.31.06 - 10:11 pm |
Hey, hot bitch!!! Can't wait to see your new Gravatar!!!!
mpcmike | 03.31.06 - 10:19 pm | #
Enjoy your pizza...
Be back after 20/20.....
why yes it is, and if by assassin you mean coolest mother fuckin cat ever, then yes again!
btw buy a free lewis tshirt to help his cause.
http://www.cafepress.com/cashmonies
holy shit it was smackdown on the Simmons thread here today-Skankboot got called out on some shit!
CokeMonkey...
scout | 03.31.06 - 9:49 pm | #
Hey, Scout...I think Coke is on vacation but can't remember where she went...Miss the hot bitch!!!!
your ass is grass | 03.31.06 - 11:06 pm | #
I am so fucking nosey..(sp)? Had a few beers...What happened????
Tks Sassy. I was afraid she was gone for good like 2Pink...
Scout...I have no idea what happened to 2pink????
Good evening, you hot sluts!
Just happened to be reading some dlisted I missed during the day...I noticed you were talking about CokeMonkey and 2pinkballoons...I think Coke is on her fabulous trip to South America...as for 2pink, I think she is gone, but I hope not for good! If you are lurking, 2pink balloons, please come home!!
Perhaps she just needs new batteries for her dildo.
Perhaps she just needs new batteries for her dildo.
Crees_dahl | 04.01.06 - 12:45 am | #
skankbot is that you?
I just watched Paris Hiltons Sex Tape.
I never knew what a hot bitch MK was until I hit this date on here accidently....that bitch is HOT!
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/
2005...ed_archive.html
'Allo?
bitches?
Hey bird, I guess we're a couple of late nighters?!?!?!?
I have loved Liza for years: Liza with a Z, and Caberet. No one, and I mean No One can do it better. Yep she has her deamons, but don't we all? We need to give her the respect she is due, and let her move on. Love you, girl!
"I'm sick of sex! I don't give a rat's ass! I care about integrity and kindness."
And booze.
booze OWNS!
Good evening.. morning.. you little nerds
the beat goes on..........
and the beat goes on.......
drums keep pounding rythym to my brain...la de da de dee...la de da de dah
2 Pink I miss you too
Milla Jovovich to star in Ultraviolet 2: Dead Wake!
A moviepicturefilm.com exclusive.
I also think
Liza's a tool
Rough night, people?!?!?!
Liza is the queen of the fag hags
because you haven't had real sex bitch....
Just because you ask your wife every night to don a strap-on and do you in the butt, like you were born to be done, does NOT mean you are a closeted homosexual.
You people need to get a clue, and don't listen to a word Liza says!
Maybe if you tried a straight man for once.......?
Two Pink: so you got busted. No reason to leave your real freinds hanging.
Damn, I missed "Liza with a Z"
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