lol-you got us!
first! yippie!
I don't think she's that fat, she just needs to get help with her clothing choices. Get a stylist for crying out loud....
7 months ago is not "just had a baby"
Ew. First.
So how many of these postings are April Fool's jokes???
Let her be you freaks
I'm curious as to how many of you have had babies? Because as a mother myself, I think it's crazy that anyone can lose baby weight that quick. Every woman is different, so leave her the hell alone.
Molly, you have obviosly have never had a child.
Props to Emily!!!!
I've had kids, 7 months is PLENTY long enough. But I don't think anyone would be saying anything if she would dress nicely.. Enough of this since it's an April Fools joke anyway...
the press (i.e. people, ok, us) can't have it both ways praising the "miracle" slim downs of certain new celebrity moms then acting like it's shocking when a celebrity mom doesn't slim down right away. i say leave her the fuck alone. after all she just said poodleballing on will & grace, whatever the hell she meant by that.
Can't you just picture Michael K giggling like a schoolboy?
Michael K reminds me of Maddox a lil bit. Maddox when he's happy = Michael K. pulling pranks
I don't have a problem with her being fat. It's the fact that she'd rather give KFed a ton of money to squander than go out and buy her some "first-time mommy" clothes. She can be fat all she wants; just cover it up like the rest of obese and pudgy America! Don't influence chubby 12-year-olds to have their guts hanging out, too.
Give her a break...this is the reason that so many celebrities are anorexic and adopt kids...b/c if they get pregnant, they automatically get branded "fat."
She forgot to mention that she is FUG.
Don't forget the details, Brit Brit!
I give give props for not being a stick thin anorexic like the rest of them.
Damn, again and again! 
Ok, I respect her for this. And I feel bad too. It sucks keeping your weight down.
that was really stupid.
“I am a young mother”
True..I think people should leave her alone.She is pretty no matter what.. I am sure she will come back as the hot Brit but she just need a break and its ok to be fat for a while.
Hot Shit, I agree. Perhaps we've been faulting her for not being as shallow and superficial as the rest of Hollywood. And I kinda think that's shitty of us.
Celebrity moms are able to get back to pre-pregnancy weight rather quickly... what happened Brit?
I love these April Fool's postings... you get to say what you've always thought but didn't have the sources to back you! Yes Jada's a lesbian, yes Britney's fat!!!
I love this picture...
6 months ago IS "just had a baby". You spend 9 months putting it on.. and it takes at least 9 months to take it off.. usually twice that.
aw. i was so hoping they would have another cheeto that we could nickname funion.
LOL. You totally got me.
I have no problem with her being fat but she needs to cover it up.
I actually agree with Brittany.
Makes me wonder what the badasses who comment on this site actually look like, and I know you don't have the "I just had a baby" excuse, lol!
She's not fat at all. She just has some extra on her stomach. It's nature, shitheads. And she really shouldn't worry about breaking her neck to get rid of it.
Heidi Klum did it. So should Britney.
oh my gosh, i really hope this isn't an april fools joke. because it's so fricking awesome to hear her say this!! "i'm not pregnant, i'm just fat"!!! hell yeah britney
7 months ago is not "just had a baby"
Molly | 04.01.06 - 12:35 pm | #
I haven't had kids, but I'd imagine this is how most moms really look 7 months after a child. All of the ones who bounce back and look skinnier than they did before they got knocked up usually have surgery immediately afterwards (tummy tuck) or some insane schedule with a trainer immediately afterwards.
If I had her money people could call me whatever the hell they wanted, and I wouldn't give a shit! Bitch needs to quit whinin'.
never thought Brit was fat in the first place...Stupid YES!...i guess looking at these pics her tummy has that oval shape which makes it look like a pregnant tummy than a chubby one, but i've never had kids so what can i say?!??! i like to talk about her for so many other reasons...K-Fug, his squandering her $$$ on his craptastic album, her stupid comments about the War, etc.....there is so much more amunition than how much she weighs
Well... Right after she had her baby she was right back down to her pre-baby size. Since then she has gained weight thus the rumors of her being pregnant again, but since thats not true she is just getting fat.
at least she could do us all a favor an not let it all hang out like that. she needs to wear clothes in her correct size.
there is so much more amunition than how much she weighs
nia | 04.01.06 - 1:26 pm | #
too true!!!!!!!!
and Terry's right - she didn't really get back to her pre-baby weight but she WAS much thinner than she is now
HOWEVER I still don't think she's "fat" - if SHE is what's considered fat then the rest of us (me included!!!!!!) are DANGEROUSLY OBESE
She looks fine (and I HATE BRITNEY)and is probably much happier than when she had to work out 6 hours a day
but yeah, still hate her :P
That's what she said before she had Sean.
That is why I love her!
Heidi Klum did it. So should Britney.
Anonymous | 04.01.06 - 1:18 pm | #
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But Heidi also said she STARVED herself to be able to model for Victoria Secret.
Brit is not fat, just baby weight and she looks a hell of alot better than most Americans
Brit's not bad looking and she's certainly not "fat".
I would challenge any one of you heffers to post your pic on this site and let the rest of us judge whether you are the right size. I bet 99% of the people on this blog are overweight. And I'll bet 99% of the women could only dream of looking half as good as Brit has ever looked.
Take a look in the mirror, ladies (aka Oinkers).
Have a nice day.
fat non-pregnant Britney rules!
i had a baby 3 months ago.. and i worked out about 5 times a week before and about 2 times a week during (just not the same intensity). I gained 25 pounds, I didn't stuff my face like most pregnant woman and gain weight that way.. I just continued a healthy diet increasing my servings of it.. you only need 300-500 extra calories a day! not a ton! And I lost it all in the first 4-6 weeks.. by eating healthy and exercising slowly... So it's true. new moms can lose the weight it's just the lazy ones who can't and the ones who stuff their faces during pregnancy
it's just the lazy ones who can't and the ones who stuff their faces during pregnancy
holly | 04.01.06 - 2:30 pm | #
not true - while I agree with you for the most part, and yes, some women DO go nuts with the eating, every woman's body is different - some women, no matter how healthy they ate, no matter how much they exercised during, just canNOT lose the weight that easily
BUT BACK TO BRITNEY - she let herself go when she hooked up with K-Fag, I don't htink her weight has everything to do with the pregnancy - she just became a total slob
all the fat comments about her actually started to make me feel bad for her
*turning my head*
I don't give a damn about her weight, it's her stupidity and lack of common sense that makes me despise her.
Oh, and lest I forget, her total lack of talent.
She only excels at dancing and being humiliated by her hubby.
she also excels at proving that you can't buy class
"Can't you just picture Michael K giggling like a schoolboy?" good one MelJO!!!!! hahaha!!! i realy did think she was preggo for a while...um, and as for the "i just had a baby! stop calling me fat!", honey.....even heidi klum and densise richards ( who gave birth around the SAME time as YOU! ) look the way they used to PRE Preggers!!!! i saw the victorias secret fashion show, and heidi looked FABULOUS AND FUCKABLE!!!!! heehee, seriously, shitney, just quit the red bull and vodka, the cheetoes and fried chicken and maybe......WORK OUT!!!!!!
she obviously dooes not care what she looks like in public!
I doubt she said that! lol
She is actually a very pretty woman. She just needs to be more mindful of all the photographers waiting to ambush her every time she leaves the house. Unlike most of the population, she can't go out with uncombed hair or a crappy outfit or she will get blasted in the press. I wish she could find a stylist that will set aside a nice casual wardrobe for her that she can just slip on whenever she needs to leave the house or run errands, etc.
Gail | 04.01.06 - 3:00 pm | #
and one that will make her wear shoes, sweep the sidewalk in front of her for needles, and teach her to use a baby seat
(oh, and school her in the finer points of divorce laws)
Fuck off Fly On The Wall. I am not a heifer...I am 5"7 and I weigh 120 and I wear a size 4. I'll bet most of the chicks on this board are also thin and attractive. Just because we visit gossip blogs does not mean we are fat and FUG. Most people visiting this board are pretty decent folks who are not losers. Moreover, one of the best things about this blog and message board is that we can make fun of celebrities in peace. If that offends your delicate sensibilities, why don't you go elsewhere, darling? I'm sure Brit needs help maintaining her website and a fabulous bum kisser like you would be a great addition to her employment roster.
Jenner, you are absolutely right. I stand corrected. I just feel bad when people pick on others for their weight!
" 7 months ago is not "just had a baby"
Molly | 04.01.06 - 12:35 pm | # "
i had my last baby 3 years ago and i'm still working on losing the last of the lbs. having kids can really, REALLY change some womens body's.
Gail | 04.01.06 - 3:07 pm | #
absolutely - the weight thing I don't care about, she looks fine, but the STUPIDITY, OMG
I too am still working on losing my baby weight and that was.....lets see.....1, no 4...wait...take away the 3...oh yeah, that's right.....16 years ago.
Yes, I'm fat, but far from ugly and I know better than to parade around town with my gut hanging out...with or without a belly ring.
gaylie-girl | 04.01.06 - 3:22 pm | #
Star Jones is not cousin of Oprah ok. All of this are bullshit
Why did she say, "It's hurtful when people say I'm fat" and then in the next paragraph she said "I'm not pregnant, just fat." Is it o.k. for her to call herself fat, just as long as no one else does?
ummm click on the link people...this is a joke
If this comment are really her words this is the first intelligent statement I hear from her.
GUYS help me out here! that guy on the link says "April fool bitches" is M K ?????? but he looks diff in his other pic! is that MMMMKKKKKKK???
God she is still wearing those fugly ass shoes! She has so much damn money! Why does she wear those pieces of crap all the time? They look like something from that nasty ass Jessica Simpson collection!
ahhh i thought that was real, you should see the april fools day storys in the daily mail, one is that tony blair has changed hid door red, and that their are apples with br codes in them.
"Fuck off Fly On The Wall." THANK you EVE!!!!
FLY? i am 5 feet tall, i weigh between 98-103 lbs and i workout 3 to 4 hours 6 days a week and have NEVER had kids!!! and NO im no anorexic, im a vegetarian who believes you NEED FOOD TO BE HEALTHY!!!! no one is hatin or bitchin or whatever or JEALOUS of brit by ANY means, DUH! look at what she married! look at what she looks like now! i think you just want to see hot pics of hot chicks on this site, STUPID!
Yikes! This message thread is a bunch of cackling women henpecking each other. Guys dont get this crazy about this kind of shit!!!
FUCK you MOTHERfuckers.Today is April fool so act like one or die you assholes
haha. i wish britney would say, "i'm just fat!"
My husband is really talented too!
If she's so sick of being called "fat" then why did she admit it?
AnaL. | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 5:40 pm |
^^^ that was April fool prank
She's just ugly.
Scream it from the top of empire state building.. then push K-fed off to catch the echo.. and we will be so kind and loving.. promise.
what a fat ass....!!!!!!
I've had 2 kids and let me tell you. It can take forever to lose the weight. She only had the baby 7 months ago. That's not that long. She's human just like the rest of us. I think the media should just leave her alone
I was, like, ohmigod! She called herself fat!
What a sucker AGAIN!
I love you MK!
" 7 months ago is not "just had a baby""
one of my breeder friends used that line for 5 years!
I think many woman use their preganacy and babies as an excuse to be the fat pigs they really are.
She's a fat pig. If my woman ever looked like that I'd dump her in a heartbeat!
hahahaha... good one! love you MK!
Ooooh I didn't even click that! haha
I agree with duckandcover...she should cover it up...wear clothes that fit.
bob.. so true so true! its the fat heifers that cant lose the weight.. the lazy, ones who stuff their faces non stop
anyone defending britney: she eats mcdonalds and drinks those 1000 calorie drinks.. THAT IS JUST AS UNHEALTHY AS STARVING YOURSELF!
it takes 9 months and a hell of a lot of work to lose baby weight. believe me i have 3 and work my ass off everyday.
Yeah, but she has a young girl's metabolism (one advantage) who doesn't have to do the same boring cooking-and-cleaning stuff we all do (another advantage) and has no money worries (another). She has unlimited child care if she wants it. She could be looking very trim if she wasn't boozing and eating at fancy restaurants with her girlfriends. No one to blame but herself.
I think many woman use their preganacy and babies as an excuse to be the fat pigs they really are.
Bob | 04.01.06 - 7:50 pm | #
Oh really? Tell us... how many babies have YOU had????? Man how ignorant of a statement. And no, I'm not one who had trouble losing weight, but a lot of women do. The body is NOT the same after pregnancy and birth, the hips are larger and sometimes don't go back, the rib cage is expanded, also. God help your "wife" after she has your kid, she better lose the weight pronto or you'll be dumping her for a skinnier model, I'm sure.
Good lord..y'all are harsh..
3-4 hours in the gym EVERYDAY is unheard of unless you're a body builder.. People have jobs and lives..
And someone said she has unlimited day care.. probably the same folks who complain about her having a nanny always carry the child..
damned if you do..damned if you don't
um, she should stop wearing ugly bikinis if she doesn't want us to call her fat...
Good lord..y'all are harsh..
3-4 hours in the gym EVERYDAY is unheard of unless you're a body builder.. People have jobs and lives..
And someone said she has unlimited day care.. probably the same folks who complain about her having a nanny always carry the child..
damned if you do..damned if you don't
Reina | 04.01.06 - 9:05 pm | #
AMEN!!!!!
evilmonkeywholivesinyrcloset | 04.01.06 - 4:42 pm | #
Your a dumb cunt, "I weigh 98 pounds"
MK
Your a fucking asshole, I was respecting Britney for once
She's a fat pig. If my woman ever looked like that I'd dump her in a heartbeat!
Jason C | 04.01.06 - 7:50 pm | #
Ladies, we have a winner! Jason C is just the most charming, delightful, insightful example...indeed, perhaps the definition of...of what real men should be. The compassion and love expressed in just those two brief sentences makes me wonder how I can ever be without him.
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Oh...wait a second...I just remembered. I forgot my requirement that a man's IQ be higher than the length (or, perhaps in Jason C's case, the lake thereof) of their dick.
Or, to put it simply, what a friggin asshole.
So, sorry, I forgot to say that despite the fact that BritBrit's from LA, I've never really liked her. But, in the hopes this isn't an April Fool's by the brilliant MK, I have to give her credit for standing up for herself, and for not careening wildly down the path of self-starvation in the hopes of regaining her pre-birth body. I mean, the girl used to have to do 1,500 sit-ups a day...WTF. Who has time for that shit?
Now if she would just get back with Justin. And apologize profusely for that gum-chewing, lip-smaking "I support the president" bit in "Fahrenheit 9/11." Then there might be some hope for her.
Heidi Klum HAD to do it or VictoriasbuttUfckSecret would have dropped her. So she starved herself down. She's one of those that make real women feel like sh!t... shame on her.
Good for Brit for refusing to be a tool to the "fashion" crappolas. It's just too bad she's being a tool for her loser husband.
Ok, it IS an April Fools joke, click the link....
Yeah, i don't think she's that morbidly obese, just that people are so used to her being fit and slim that they can't accept her current figure.
Jason C = a short fat man with a dick the size of a Marlboro light
Dana
MK's prolly laffing at us now. BUT it just goes to show how easy it is for people to make up shit about celebs and we believe it.
I tell ya! Everyone talks about how everyone in Hollywood is anorexic, but then when Britney has a child, and fails to drop back down to rail thin immediately, you call her fat?! What kind of mixed messages are you people trying to send. I mean it's bad enough that most real, young girls starve them selves to live up to America's unattainable standards. She's got some weight on her, so what?! She's a real person. Who cares if she doesn't get back down to pre-prego size. Most women don't!! And, about her and KFed... it's her relationship. ANd however stupid u think it is that she's not a gold digger, who got with someone for their money, it's her decision. Even if her decision is to pay for everything he does, let it be! Not everyone grows up to be a gold digging whore! Some people actually get married cuz they are in love, and that cannot be judged from the outside!
"Jason C = a short fat man with a dick the size of a Marlboro light"
HA HA HA HA.. I WILL NEVER EVER smoke my Marlboro lights the same way again!
Great points Brandy.. I agree
It's so easy to sit behind a computer and post about celebs and demean them in order to feel better about ourselves but ultimately, we're STILL just being jealous.
I think Brit HAS gained weight and you know what/?? Who gives a rat's ass.. Bitch still has more money than we'll ever have and still is the most popular star out there..love or hate her, you still KNOW her..
And I'm by FAR a Brit fan.. But since the world despises her, she's become more likable to me. More human.
i love her!
If that is fat then I wish I were fat
I like my Girls Thick. I'd hit it
Am I the only one bothered by the belly ring??
Jelly, I have had THREE kids!
And of course everyone is different, but seven months is long enough to at least make a START to begin to lose weight if it bothers you!
Wow, I started a controversy!
I don't care what Brit looks like, but if she chooses to be in the media eye, then STOP eating the cheetos, STOP drinking the Starbuks coffees, etc...especially when she knows the press is going to be after her while she is out with her son!
And for god's sake, please cover up a bit! Or at least wear something that fits!
I know my body changed after my kids, especially the last one, and yes, it DOES take time to whip back into shape, but I'm tired of women/girls using pregnancy as an excuse for the extra pounds...and YES, I STILL believe 7 months is long enough to make a dent in the flab department.
Face it, she is lazy, and who knows, maybe depressed at times as well.
She sure likes her comfort food.
So back off, y'all, I'm not some nasty woman hater who wants women stick-thin, just eat an apple and stay off the junk food.
The weight should begin to go away, AFTER 7 MONTHS! She looks like she gave birth yesterday.
took me a good 3 years to get my true body back.I couldn't believe it. But then again you eat a little more because you are home all day and sometimes you get bored.If I had been real srict I think I could have done it in half the time. It is up to each of us how we want to handle it. so lighten up
You Americans have too much hormones in your food. Sure that increases production and lowers the price but I believe a BIGGER price is being paid with changing the NATURAL body chemistry of people who digest this crap. Hormones affect metabolic rates, and therefore weight and speed of weight loss, etc.
Even babies are born bigger than just 20 years ago...I wonder why?
You rarely heard of a 9 or 10 pound baby just one generation ago and now its commonplace.
Most babies 20 years ago were 6-7 pounds on average
MK, you are hot
Well, that's kinda cool she said that. I mean it. But I can't turn my head from a chubby ignorant Shitney! Who can?
Good for her, she's gone up a lot in my estimation by not bowing to pressure and becoming a stick insect. Lets just leave her alone when it comes to her weight, it's just mean spirited to keep dogging on her.
yeah except,it is not true.
get real she is super fat!
if you are in the public eye you must
be flawless at all times!
that is why you get paid so much fucking money is to look good for your fans.
do you think she still makes money?seriously?
did everyone forget, that's her body, and she can look however she wants. do you pay her bills? do you buy her clothing? no.
therefor, you have no right to say what she should be doing with her body.
how would you like it if someone told you that you're too fat, and you better go to the gym, because they don't want to see your fat ass?
you would also say, like britney, turn your head motherfucker.
leave that bitcha lone, she can gain 300 pounds if she wants to. at lest she's real. i love that bitch.
ALSO, when they get skinny, people still complain (nicole richie) so wtf do people want from these celebrities?
/rant.
Since she's so self aware...she could lose some damn weight. In a lot of pictures she's sipping a frappucino (complete with the whipped cream!) so I assume she's not really helping herslef. If she wants people to stop calling her fat and pregnant, then she should get off her ass and exercise.
Your a dumb cunt, "I weigh 98 pounds"
MK
Your a fucking asshole, I was respecting Britney for once
babymomma | 04.01.06 - 9:54 pm | #
hey, BabyMomma (or MK ) thast wasnt very cool
i was responding to EVE's comment about "fly on the wall" commenting about how all the pple in here calling brit "fat" are "oinkers" to quote him.... and, i didnt say "i weidh 98 lbs," i said "i weigh between 98-103 lbs and i workout 3 to 4 hours 6 days a week"-- i have an ATHLETIC bod, which is by no means SKINNY, i dont want to look like a waif, i cant help that im not that tall, not to mention the fact that i DONT STARVE myself! im sorry if i offended anyone in anyway, but i was NOT trying to disrespect your comments. and what about Eve? you didnt attack her, i dont feel that i dererved to be called such an ugly name.
PS, Jen-O and XD and PostAcidYouth, ITS me, just new name! 
luv ya!!
ME
BITTERBITCH: Yes, I do pay her bills everytime I buy one of her albums. She is in the public eye and should look her best at all times. Nobody likes to see lard asses in swimsuits.
And NO it is not her body, the music industry owns it. And on the topic of N. Richie...she could still lose a few pounds. She just needs to tone up. Now go have a ding dong or twinkie and get into the real world.
i cant stop laughing at what SPIDERPRINCESS said!!
seriously, the poor girl lives under the microscope of the publiuc eye, so yeah she has the right to do whatever she wants ( and does ) she should keep in mind that the paparzzzi are ALWAYS going to snap photos of her and whatnot, so yeah although i feel bad for her, i still think she looks pregant, only because her tummy dosent look FAT, it looks tight, like there arnt any rolls when she sits down, (shrug) -- but we'll see if she is or not
not sure why some people got so offended by Bob and Jason C's comments - Bob is obviously gay ("breeder" and women are "the fat pigs they truly are") so no worries there, and Jason C is obviously Tom Cruise so the only woman who has to worry about him is Katie
So the rest of us women are 100% safe from THOSE 2 cretins!
Don't know what's funnier. Michael K's joke or that so many people can't take one.
she has yet to get down to her pre-baby size. She used to be ripped and tiny. Now she is about regular looking like most women after pregnancy...i could almost argue better. Hey...there is no need for her to get super skinny right after baby, she has enough money and fame to take it easy for a few more months
That was a stupid joke, MK. Not very funny.
mangina
when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina
That's one hairy mangina.
But she has someone to care for the baby and can go work out-- us stay at home moms that work our ass of on the babies dont have time- I lost all my baby weight within 4 mths of having mine and that is just with the help of a daddy that works all the time not 3 full time nannies and Kfag....and all her housekeepers!!!
faaaaaaaaaaaaat.
I don't think she's fat either. She just needs to dress for her size. Her clothes MAKE her look fat.
Too bad Brit doesn't like it up the ass! Butt babies never live.
Blah, blah, blah... she needs to stop bitching and just get skinny again.
"My husband loves my body and he has no problem with this!"
KFag can't say SH*T to his mealticket. Zitney can but on weight till she looks like the f*cking BLOB!!
Even when she can't turn or reach the Star Bucks coffe on the Table by herself, KFug will hit her zit cover'd Rhino-ass cause he Love$ her Bank acount... I mean, his Rhino... D*amn, his Redneck-Lottery Ticket.
He's trash but he knows who pay's all those nasty Wifebeater's.
I just had a baby 3 months ago. Trust me, it's hard as hell getting your body back in shape. I know that if I had constant media attention on the fact that I spent more time with my baby than with my personal trainer post-partum and because of that fact, my body's not exactly to everyone's liking, I'd be really bummed out all the time. Just give her some damn time, people, and let her bounce back at her own pace.
She's a fatass ho . I dated a ho who , when I said "Bitch , you GOT to lose the flab so my people respect me , retorted "I gained this weight nine years ago when I had yo baby , or Clemus' baby , or your Daddys' baby! Fuck , it was SOMEBODYs' baby!
i've seen fatter at the mall....
simple girl intellectually.
Denise Richards can do it, why can't bitch-er Britney?
It's cause she's either knocked up or washed up.
I'm praying for the latter. She really doesn't need to spawn again.
You know what, I'm going to be a bitch about this: Britney doesn't work and has nannies, also, we had to spend the last few years looking at her ripped abs and listen to her blah blah about her womanhood, sexuality nonsense. So you are DAMN skippy we are going to be judgemental now. These bitches want to have it both ways, they crow and crow and want us to talk endlessly about their *postive* attributes, but want everyone to butt out when they fuck up. Stop putting your shit out there then! And for the record, be fat and happy, but I don't to look at all your shit hanging out!
damnit! MK you bitch! LOL LOL
that's my gurl! fuck da haterz...
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