Uh huh. 
second
haha
first. damn, I always wanted to say that
well, fourth.
I got all excited thinking I was gonna see some pussy action. Fuck I lost my boner.
Well, she's got the porn star NAME....!
LOL. That was hilarious. That thing does look her. That latin guy is hot hot hot!!
stop with the aprils fools. not funny
Shut your ass louarnss! Let me have my fun!
MK, don't listen to him. This shit is stupid hilarious. Although, it doesnt' kinda piss me off. I'm thinking you have really juicy gossip here. Boo!
I mean it does kinda piss me off
i cant find it...when i click on the link two dogs humping come up???
it's an april fools joke anon
oh...nevermind. im a retard!
O.M.F.G.!!!!!
Funny as hell
Anonymous | 04.01.06 - 1:27 pm | #
APRIL FOOLS!
MK- that was so hilarious..i spit my water out on my cat!
LOL love the clip!!
DAMN we're getting PUNKED on every story today
happy April Fools Day Everyone!
LOL, I didn't expect that, you hot me all excited thinking that ho is gonna pack her bags and leave, but that was fucking hilarious MK
that's hilarious.....thanks
too funny, Michael.
RYAN: "What new dish did you try for the first time this week?"
KELLIE STUPID BITCHKLER: "Ay haid theis fiash cowlled sallmond."
-This made me want to fucking die. She actually made me think that life wasn't worth living when I heard this. There's stupid and then there's people who go around life not paying attention or "getting" anything - and then there's Kellie who's both. Congrats on this feat!
And the hits just keep on comin'!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
MK.. you bitch you totally got me..LOL. Shit I been fooled by two people today.
Wow, she likes it doggie style, who woulda thought.
I am beyond disappointed. Even though she resembles that dog A LOT I hella wanted to see a scandal about her boring ass.
MK, you crack me up. keep it up. You're making my rainy day interesting.
This can't be real
The TomKat Demon Spawn is a girl. Oh my God what if it procreates??
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you mean that's not her? 
Ok you got me
I click on the link and there's a video of a nasty chihuahua and a frog!
Goddammit, I just got it. No wonder everyone's been borrowing money from me, fuck....
First Bush, now this---I'm dying! Too funny!!!!!
I love the April's fools theme!
LOL MK !!!!!!!!!!!!
damn i love you MK i fell for every fucking thing! I just realized it was all fake, even Jada. damn you're good...Nice work!!!
awww! i like kellie p! i think she looks like such a sweetheart!
as for the tape, i couldnt really make it out, but the other link is a little chuaua ( sorry i cant spell! ) humping a pillow, its pretty funny!
I don't know who this chick is?
But the chihuahua video totally got me hot........
DAMN YOU GOT ME. APRIL FOOLS HAHAHA
what the.............
Damn it MK!!
That was just wrong, wrong ,wrong, But funny too!
MK - Is that a picture of you in the links today? It doesn't look like your other pictures?
i lost my boner.. fuck that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1111111111111111111111
LOST my penis
i knew that bitch was a whore. relax, i was talking about the chihuahua.
MK.. you are a bad bad boy!!! lol
hahahaha you totally got me,very funny.
Ha Ha the dog will take you down if you try and touch his bitch!
LOL, I was like WTF at first. I saw that clip on that VH1 show, WEB JUNK last week..
you cut into my porn for this shit!?!?!
You little bitch, MK...You got me and I forgot it was April Fools Day...
I love how sheepish the dog appears at first when he is busted, and then how he just BRINGS ON THE RAGE!!!
Yeah, seriously, MK, is that you in the pics?
If so, I'd hit it.
HAHAHA! Yea thats her!
Hahahaha, damn you *zips up my zipper*
Omg...wow. I'm going to have nightmares.
I soooooo wish this were true. Or she were actually Ivy League material, or that she lip-syncs or SOMETHING----anything to get rid of her nasty little ass! Maybe Simon will knock her up, and she'll have to leave "due to medical reasons".....wishful thinking?!?!?
MK!! you bitch!
That is hilarious!
Michael K...these posts today are absolutely hilarious...there was enough truth in each of them to make them plausible and not completely over the top...plus, each of them were saying what we are thinking! Your April Fool's Day posts were a comedic work of art. You are a true Hot Slut!
Every year, every time...I always fall for everything.
What a sucker :D I am.
Bitch! Michael K, you got me on ALL of them!
Very clever, indeed.
Smooch!
My momma, Janet Buttimer, has a dog just like that! Too funny. I really wanted to see Kellie Pickler gettin fucked!
you can totally tell that it is her... hahaha lol
razzledazzleme | 04.01.06 - 4:27 pm | #
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SPECIAL OLYMPICS CARTMAN! love it!
DEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
MK you killed me today - you are so good at writing these!!!! =D
Kellie Pickler does sound like a porn name, the story is not implausible! Guess the yellow frog was the only one getting pickled though!
Love the Gravatar, razzledazzleme
Hahahahhahaa that was painful to watch
Hahaa...that was hilarious. I love these April Fool's Day posts. Everybody at work today had the too grown-up for April Fool's Day shitty attitude. Thanks for the laughs MK!
LOL!!! Now that's some HAWT SECKZ.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, MK, how I wish I had a penis. I would fuck you daily. Hard.
No really.
That was hilarious!! Thanks!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that the poor yellow M&M? God, he was so innocent before that...
Brilliant! Her people will start the rumor to get everyone talking about her, then the tape will be a fraud! More votes for Pickler!
Oh wait, that's April fools? God I'm slow!
I thought post April fools jokes were stupid. One stupider than the other.
This is just wrong!
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hey Anon 11:17am...is STUPIDER a word?
Iam sick of seeing Kellie Pickler's pic as first. I hope MK wake up soon and do something about it. I am so bored..:-(
I agree. Those of us in eastern time have to wait all damn day for a new post. Especially on weekends.
Does that dog have emphysema?
Looked more like Liza Minelli in the video.
Yeah, these april fools jokes are really stupid.
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.
Kelly's pussy is now filled with the cum of 7 pigeons. She loves pigeon cum to be shot deep in her ass, pussy, or mouth. Or all three at once. Mmmmmm, pigeon cum.
MK, that was stupid. Focus on gossip. The first one was ok but a second April Fool's joke is tired.
that kellie is a tireless wench....
Gosh, are they mad she's doing it on camera or clutch the pearls, heavens to betsy with "latin man"?! People are so fucking stupid.
Great, now she'll be more famous that ever!
oh god, I'm retarded. LOL LOL
HAHA That shit funny. I love how the dog was just growling away.
Sounds to me like there are ALOT of jealous pps out there.This girl is beautiful,talented,sweet, funny all the things most pps wish THEY were.And, instead of being happy for her they wanna get on here & everywhere else and, run her down.make her a sex symbol & talk FILTH about her.All U guys need to go stick "it" in a hole in the wall somewhere & continue to WISH it was her U were with. All U gals need to stop the jealousy and be yourselves instead of wishing U were her.
Kelly on The View was fantastic, hope she stays.
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