ffiiirstttttttttttttttttt!!
hhahaha!
it was only a matter of time
Ahhhhh....what is that? I thought it was Michael Jackson at first.
HIDEOUS!!
omg... it is....
Bwahahaha!! Ahem, why is she crying? Another confession?
LongWHORia's big-assed pic in the desert must be killing The Snatch!
what is that bitch crying about?! she is crying right?
i'm having a tammy faye baker deja vu
Wow, it's just sliding right off. That second photo is what nightmares are made of.
ryan gaycrest probly said nasty things and made her cry. that ass!
What is it now Teri?? Dayum, if its not one thing, its another....
That's a bit out of order, considering she's crying because she was talking at a press conference about the child abuse she suffered. I'm not her no.1 fan but still.......
ok who was it that started this thing that she was 'sexy'. theyre so fired.
I feel bad for her. I think she needs to get out of the public eye -obviously she can't handle it.
I think she's crying cause Nicolette Sheridan's facelift is holding up a tad better than hers.
MK will post anything. stupid.
d.va Congrats for being 1st... 
She looks fug all right...
do we get to market the teri hatcher ran into me t-shirt now with make-up stains???? please....
Holy fuckety fuck! This bitch is YOUNGER than me! I thought she was like 55 or something! I look better than her after a night of hard drinking and no sleep!
Holy fuckety fuck! 
What is her problem now??
She probably caught Ryan Seacrest and George Clooney in bed together. She's crying because Ryan was on top and Ryan had promised her he was a "bottom".
Awww, did your uncle finger you again?
if she put on 15 pounds she would be attractive again!
zoiks
Wow, she's greasy.
they're real and they are spectacular
LongWHORia's big-assed pic in the desert must be killing The Snatch!
MizRo | 04.07.06 - 12:52 pm
I bet these are from the press confrnce when she was told about the picture. This was her reaction I bet LOLOLOLO
i guess all the flack she caught for appearing in a pair of panties and a robe on the cover of a magazine where she divulged her prior sexual abuse caught up with her....she is now going to start advocating for groups that help victems of sexual abuse!
she really needs to lay off the plastic surgery...WTF did she do to herself...she was so cute in those MacGuyver reruns i used to watch..
What the fuck happened to her now? did the bad man came back? Jesus!
maybe she can scoop up the melted goop and put it back on her head before it hardens...
HAHAHAHAHAHA... love it.
I also love that giant vein on her forehead. Cruise has one, Julia Roberts has one. I don't think you can have those taken out. I just love to hone in on that... my heart's about the size of a peanut today.
Tammy Faye Baker better watch out! Terry is giving Tammys mascara a run for its money and its not pretty!
LongWHORia's big-assed pic in the desert must be killing The Snatch!
MizRo | 04.07.06 - 12:52 pm | #
Haha Exactly! I knew when I read that story it was only a matter of time
I know, MOUSE!!! It's scary.... Everytime I see her, I thank the Universe for my genes!
She looks nervous. They must have asked her to descibe what Seacrust's dick looks like.
We tried to warn her to stay away from the flame, but she just wouldnt listen.
Miz! Word. I am lucky to have great genetics. This bitch looks horrid! HHAHAHAHA!
anon2, ew. That's all. Just ew, bitch! Bring back the blue Toothy, willya?
you guys are killing me....I love to just fade in the background and read.
Ok mousie.
SCOUT - your comment had me laughing! I've never thought Julia Roberts was attactive b/c of that damn vein on her forehead. It always grosses me out (esp. on the big screen). I would think to myself "what the fuck is that, and why is she the only one who has it?"
Are large forehead veins the new black?
It's a shame the other young tennage girl that got abused by Teri's uncle killed herself before Teri made it public that she was also sexually abused.
What a shame...
I know bangin! Get some bangs and cover it up!!!
nia, was she in McGyver? I don't remember her, my dad and I used to watch that dumb show all the time!
Terry Hatcher looks like a Tuna Melt. ... that reminds me... my lunch break has been over for the past fifteen minutes. Damn you MK!
Shit, what is making her cry now? Will she ever have a drama-free day? Ugh.
And bangin-in-bangkok, great avatar! I lurve Lou and Andy.
ME2, BTW, your grav is KILLING me!
Her nose is really fucked up.
ww, did your uncle finger you again?
pricolatino | 04.07.06 - 12:57 pm | #
i'm trying not to laugh, but it's not working!!
AHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
Again!
First the Britney sculpture now this?!
anon2, you are hot, love!
MK will post anything. stupid.
Teo | 04.07.06 - 12:54 pm - don't like it, then fly away, raven!
Are large forehead veins the new black?
Big Toe | 04.07.06 - 1:06 pm - I'm confused. I thought large forehead veins were the new 30?
She is one of those trick criers. You know one of those people who can cry at the drop of a hat for no reason.
Bean | 04.07.06 - 1:09 pm | #
yeah i saw an old episode two days ago and she was in it..she had a reoccuring role, i believe...she was cute back then...now..not so much!
She's having a menopausal hotflash. tee hee.
I'm TRYING not to laugh at Prico,too.
GrappleHooks
You're the one who gave me the idea! So 'thanks.' I'm waiting to have another gravatar approved..it's of the cookie stealing rabbit. I love LB so much!!
anyone know what this is actually from? i'm tired of this bitch and i dno't even watch desperate housewives!
I can think of something else thats veiny and leaks salty stuff....
ahhh, sarah! your gravatar scared there for a minute!
Scout! A peanut? I don't even have one of those!
Those large forehead veins always make me proceed with caution when I speak to someone that has one: I feel like they may just have an aneurysm while I watch... Something I don't want to see, unless, we're talikng about Roberts, Snatcher, etc... **evil grin***
Yes, it does look like her face is 'melting', but really...I feel for her...
testing
Uh they have Rice Paper to take care of Oily skin... buy some!
I think she's crying cause Nicolette Sheridan's facelift is holding up a tad better than hers.
Big Toe | 04.07.06 - 12:53 pm | #
Awww, did your uncle finger you again?
pricolatino | 04.07.06 - 12:57 pm | #
LongWHORia's big-assed pic in the desert must be killing The Snatch!
MizRo | 04.07.06 - 12:52 pm | #
I have nothing to post must HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Sarah, this is from a press conference she just did. She's all about abused children now. Personally, if she were sincere, I'd be right behind her. But I think it's just to keep her prehistoric face in the public eyeballz.
okay that is really fucking funny guys.
nia, I'll have to keep my eyes open for those old Snatcher episodes! MizRo, one of our best friends has a vein on his forehead, but it only comes out when he is pissed off...it's pretty funny, it is an early warning system! (everyone should have one of those!).
Health Alert: if you're in the middle of your lunch break, DO NOT click on the bottom picture.
lol bangin my gravatar scares ME
I'm meeeeltiiiiing....!!
I'm meeeeltiiiiing....!!
I guess I do.
Why doesn't she get some sleep?
Those bags under her eyes are awful! They are so big, they are inside out.
She's had them so long they've taken a life and coloring of their own.
She is just fug!
for popozao-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8...vin%
20federline
It's about time. I knew witches eventually melt! Hopefully Eva will be next, then Marcia, then Nicholas---errr---"Nicolette". I guess Felicity can stick around, tho.
Why you crying?
Felicity is the Joy Behar of the group. I don't watch the show, but I listen to it (my roommie watches it).
I also love that giant vein on her forehead.
scout | 04.07.06 - 1:00 pm | #
OMG, there's more than one! She looks like that character from Star Trek-The Next generation. The puse colored mutant, I don't know his name..
and ya'll say I look bad!!! this bitch cant hold a crack rock 2 me!!
I love her big brown eyes. Too bad they are framed by such a kumquat of a face.
I bet her pores are large and greasy
Wow all the waterworks she doles out but the big fake eyelashes stay on?!?! Did she have them sewn into her eyelids or is it superglue? I am dressing up as a hooker for a costume party and I really need to know!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell her that if you get too close to the flame, you will be burned?
Nothing a fucking paper bag couldn't help contain.
OMG!!!
anon2-Mousie!!!!!
NIA!!! Please somebody!
Thank you Jordan...I love to laugh at this fucking pinky ring wearing,no shower takin,smelly pit havin,tool!
I love it!
NIA!!! Please somebody!
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 1:38 pm | #
Get a grip, girl!
I kind of feel sorry for her....... 
Hi Nia!
Sondi, Is that Swan Brooner?
she needs to put her head in a degreaser and maybe some of that fucking makeup will come off. it looks like she's just been piling it on for the past 50 years
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 1:38 pm | #
i know honey..its OK!..we're here now....and yes we know he's HOT as FUCK!...and we're all going through withdrawls and clamering for new posts!
Hi OakRaiderfan
bzbee - do you know what I'm talking about? 
nia - LMFAO!!!!!! smooches!!
breathe Noanjl Breathe!!!
OakRaiderfan: Would you mind if I borrowed your grav for about an hour or two?
I feel sorry for her too, with a face like that, who wouldn't be
and I suspect he has no clue.....
sorry wrong av for you....
HAHAHA ladies. Great, now I have blue cunt again.
sunny i heart you so much
How could she get all that work done on her face and her boobs and ignore her neck?
She's a Hot Mess.
my only question is, what the hell?
NoAnjl did you see what he said in the kate moss post?
I heart you too
BOO HOO HOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "my daddy was mean to me". Hook up with Tom Cruise and the two of you could discuss with each other how rough you have it.
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 1:47 pm | #
i had to call my ex to come over after reading his posts....god what a great looking piece will do to you
Not that she EVER looks good, but can you imagine her with no makeup on??? oooooh, that would be nasty!
Good God!
Something nasty is going on under that skin!
Even the veins on her forehead want to be free…
NoAnjl! OMG! I creamed! Damien, you are killing us!
Awww. I can't help but feel sorry for her.
She actually looks better than usual. Maybe she should cry more often - she prolly does a lot already.
sunny/nia - LOL. Off to kate moss post...
Mousie - ROFL bitch!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA... love it.
I also love that giant vein on her forehead. Cruise has one, Julia Roberts has one. I don't think you can have those taken out. I just love to hone in on that... my heart's about the size of a peanut today.
scout
__________________
I think it's the mark of the beast. It probably loops into 666 just under her hairline.
sunnnyyyyyyy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I bet Teri Snatcher wishes her dead uncle was still around to molest her ass. After all, she ain't getting any other sort of play. Ryan Seacrest = celebacy. At least bitches can share the same damn dildo.
Damien - i went to your blog for the first time this morning and HOLY SHIT i've never read anything like that before in my LIFE! i was riveted!
i must say though - and i hope you don't mind - i'm going to use your LockerRoom PT4 to illustrate to my fiance why i will not let him play in my backdoor. i was fucking CRINGING reading that stuff!
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 2:03 pm | #
Mousie has the Kate Moss post covered..im heading over to Madisa to see what i can uncover
we have to be cordinated with our stalking
GO NIA!
Damien Tilden | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:04 pm | #
i just have to say on behalf of some of the Dlisted girls here...you are HOT SHIT!..and your blog is..damn i think i have blue clit (a la NoAngl)..we heart you!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 2:07 pm | #
he was just here! damn it! foiled again
Hey Morticia! Cum by later today for my next installment. I'm writing about my second hook up with my dorm mate and his girlfriend. Prepare to wet yo self.
nia, he is being mean and toying with our hot asses. Maybe if you post a comment on his site like Sassy and I did.............
I'll show you a toy you can play with.
Hey Morticia! Cum by later today for my next installment. I'm writing about my second hook up with my dorm mate and his girlfriend. Prepare to wet yo self.
Damien Tilden | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:10 pm | #
I seriously can't take this. Must go play w/myself in ladies room.
OH! Damien, darling, please do! We're all.............uh........flaps!
nia - you rock girl!!!
I'll show you a toy you can play with.
Damien Tilden | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:13 pm | #
OMFG!..i don't know how much more i can take...shit, guess i'll be calling the ex again tonight!
AH! AH! AH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
OMG!! I'm a Demian FAn!!
I'll Use your blog to mastubate later!! I can't wait.
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 2:16 pm | #
this poor man is going to see these posts all over Dlisted and run scared....good thing i've got tackers in my family!
Damien - i have to say - i'm fascinated.
and more than a little horny.
wait - that's nothing new...
Yep. Damien, hello I live in Philly too! Nice blog!
Dayanarapotamus | 04.07.06 - 2:17 pm | #
i sitting at my computer laughing hysterically!
i think NoAngl is stuck in the ladies room at work
I'll Use your blog to mastubate later!! I can't wait.
Dayanarapotamus | 04.07.06 - 2:17 pm
Day I am peeing my pants crying you ass!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
pageantgal | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:19 pm | #
damn it..you're in Philly??!?..it's not FAIR that im stuck in CA
..but i have to add i'm willing to get a Webcam
OMG I can't stop laughing!! nia!!!!!
Excuse me while I use my middle finger!
Yo bitches! I call for a jerk-off circle around Demian's blog.
Dayanarapotamus | 04.07.06 - 2:21 pm | #
holy shit..i just spit out my coffee
work it Day!
You bitches are all hot. If you want to see more pics checkout my MySpace profile:
www.myspace.com/damientilden
Drop by and say hi!
Wait what did I miss. Gotta read!!
pageant - hello neighbor! Small world!!
Nia- hehe. Yeah, had no idea Philly guys could work it like that.
Damien-you're fucking dirty.
Damien Tilden --you are a hot piece!!
OMG Damien..you just don't know what you do to us...you can count me in
Daya give me your stapler QUICK!!
Gross look at all those veins popping on her forehead. Composure girl, composure.
Dayanarapotamus!! shit you're the funniest bitch!!!
OMG! Damien, you are one hot bitch! You aren't, by an chance, bi? Fuckety fuckety fuck! Where's my damn vibrator!
Oh no he didn't just post his MySpace link...
damien we heart you! Must change pants now, see ya!
Sorry anon2! you'll have to take it out if you want it.
Damn company block... I'll have to wait til I get home.
Damn company block... I'll have to wait til I get home.
I'll show you a toy you can play with.
Damien Tilden
damien would you be above coming to my house and doing a reenactment of some of your posts for my viewing pleasure?
Daya share bitch!!
Where's my fucking strap on? I must have him!
nia - tell your ex I'll be over too!
Demian made me staple my ovaries together, forgot to empty the stapler before shoving it up my cooch. DAMN IT!
did you guys see his myspace????--fuck even his friends are HOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 2:26 pm | #
...please please please let him be bi....damn its not FAIR!*sighing as a lone tear slips down my cheek*
Dayanarapotamus | 04.07.06 - 2:28 pm | #
stop it!!!laughing my ass offf
Shondi | 04.07.06 - 2:28 pm | #
NOT FAIR!..i think we are going to have to lay down some ground rules here
Sunny: I'd like to share my soggy biscuit with you hookers.
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 2:28 pm | #
knowing his trifling ass he would love it..but he is good for somethings
shondi BACK OFF!!
Soggy biscuit!! Ugh, my burger's coming back up.
Ladies, when he becomes a doc, I get first dibs on the pelvic exams!
I am sooo sick of seeing this WINEy skank
Daya has a brokeback biscuit.
in the competition for 'woe is me' between snatcher and TC, snatcher wins, hands down! tommy boy should have cried when he was babbling about being bullied.
fuck you mousie,I'll slit your throat before that happens!!
my fiance is getting a doctor's hand up his ass as we speak...
i wonder if he's gonna want some tonight...?
im out ladies for now, but i expect updates when i get back
bye bye
and Shondi..HANDS OFF!..unless you're willing to have a webcam installed
I nominate Damien for hot slut of the year!
how am I suppose to get up this chair now,? there's like a gallon of pussy on it.
Dayanarapotamus
shondi, I will rassle ya! And I'll win! Rodents have lots o' stamina!
Daya--you mean "pussy juice" ???
Morticia: OMG!! pray for your fiance to not like it and become gay.
nia - c ya babe!
btw "trifling ass" LOL!!!!
yes, yes, pussy juice, whatever, it's too hard to type with one hand and the other on your clit, you know.
I feel like I just got furrowed!!
Damien. Be my bitch. We don't have to have relations. You can go off and have your torrid affairs. I just want us to live together and chop up garlic and cook together and shit.
Think about it. ;o)
rassle!!hee!!!!stamina or no, damien's mine,I fight DIRTY!!!
Day - duh, you should of did what I did, I cut a little twat hole in my chair and put a bucket under it!
Daya - he is seriously terrified. it probably doesn't help that i tell him to ask the doc for lube, a reach-around, and to whisper sweet nothings...it also probably doesn't help that i tell him he would be welcome to my vibrator afterwards - i'll even put new batteries in it for him...
yah - he's not having a good day.
my sadistic side finds it funny
She looks really bad. But her looks have changed alot. She's lookin a bit clownish, because of multiple face lifts.
coffey0072
Back off!! damn You bitches are like flies.
Dayanarapotamus--
NoAnjl--Awesome idea!
I think Damien ran away...
MOrticia: don't you love it?.
Coffey: What the hell? Back off! we saw him first.
A bucket?!! NoAnjl! you sick mofo.
morticia - you could be really bad and go buy him a gerbil!!!
Shondi, I rassled Meloni away from these bitches, so trust me, I'll win dis one too!
Now as for Hagface...........who?
Prico: He went to write his next story.....for our pleasure...awwww.
Prico, I think poor Damien couldn't handle this. Either that or he's furiously posting the next installment of As the Homo Turns!
Oh Daya, that ass is just wrong! Was that shit taken with a fisheye lens!? God!
pricolatino-- methinks you're right!!
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 2:45 pm | #
HA! now that would be baaaad!
Where does he get the time?????
mouse: NO! gravatar stretched it like that, I don't wanna think how a pussy hole would look.
Uh............Morticia and NoAnjl. Ladies, I feel that I must speak up for my rodent brethren when I say gerbils do NOT like to be put up a poop shoot! Gere did that on a dare and yeah, the gerb was my cousin and he got paid LOTS of cheese for that shit!
Oh bitches. I'm still here. Got to get to class soon. Damn this is gettin addicting.
Day - who is it?
Damien, I think you have a lot of potential patients on this site!
word,mousie
see what you do to us Damien??
Oh bitches. I'm still here. Got to get to class soon. Damn this is gettin addicting.
Damien Tilden
You got that right!
Mousie!!!! LOL - big smooch!!
p.s. may your cuzz rip
Damien, I think you have a lot of potential patients on this site!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 2:51 pm | #
Daya. Stapler. Now!
Ok Anon2! There you go, it's your turn!
knock knock..
Who's there?
Boo..
Boo who?
Why ya cryin?
I think she looks like King Tut's girlfriend they just dug up.
If I were her Uncle I would have made her watch me spanking my monkey before I molested her.
yes im back...
coffey0072 | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:40 pm | #
back up hot stuff...no appealing to his sensitive side
Either that or he's furiously posting the next installment of As the Homo Turns!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 2:46 pm | #
Oh bitches. I'm still here. Got to get to class soon. Damn this is gettin addicting.
Damien Tilden
why oh why did i ever say getting an education was important..see you later HOT STUFF
Time for a little Thermage eh? Christ have mercy.
Kabblah?
ME2 @12:56, lol!! I was going to say the same thing! She is still pissed over the Clooney snub. I am SO sure he is gay, but no one believes me.
kabblah is a nasty STD
teri is sooo not hott
she scary lookin
Damien, I think you should try to lure your myspace buddy, Fedelio on over to Dlisted... tee hee hee.
You chicks lawding your wonderful genes are probably porky bitches. She's ruined her face with surgery and she's a bit too thin but I'd rather be too thin than too fat.
stop
shelooks pretty
she's at a conference to stop sexual abuse against women. i think the comments here are out of order considering most of you are the at risk demographic.
jmo
In the bottom picture, WTF are those lumps in her neck? You know, if she hadn't used her sexual molestation story as a photo op, I would have felt very sympathetic toward her for what she went through. But, tell me...besides Snatcher, who in the hell tells a story like that while posed seductively on the cover of a mag??? That was in such poor taste and is an affront to those poor women out there who have been through molestation and live with fear, guilt and shame because some sorry bastard is a pedophile/pervert.
OH MY GOD!
her face is scary
Why on earth has she decide to air her 'dirty laundry' at this point in her life?? Is she is going to be hawking a new book or something?
I agree with Grietje, given her recent attempts at playing the vamp, and sex symbol, her "break down" seems pretty hypocritical, and offensive to me. Looks more like a case of "re-inventing" herself since she can't compete in the 'sexy tart' category anymore.
It's like the scene in Wizard of Oz where the Wicked Witch of the West melts when she got splashed with water.
Wow. Rough crowd.
I am here to inject total Teri love. I know my little MK is joking, but the rest of your are just f**king mean.
{{{Good vibes}}} to you, Teri. You're making bank, hun. That's the best revenge for the haters.
Well it's official...she really is Michael Jackson
oh boy, she looks so unappealing in these pictures. i hope she looks better in person.
The pictures you posted were taken at a conference where Hatcher was discussing the sexual abuse she suffered as a child. She is not MELTING; she's CRYING. Didn't anybody bother to check this out?
I think everyone knows she is crying about the sexual abuse she suffered. The melting comments are just jokes because we've seen what Teri does to her face with Botox and other cosmetic procedures. She's a pretty woman and she really doesn't need to change her face. While I truly feel sorry for the abuse she suffered, I wish she would please slow down her highly aggressive PR campaign. I mean she is everywhere -- Vanity Fair, Redbook, Good Morning America, you name in -- talking about herself, her role as a working mom, her abusive uncle, all while positioning herself as the "Everywoman" and "survivor" who has seen it all. I know she has a book coming out (called "Burnt Toast -- a nonfiction, advice book for 30 or 40 something gals because we have alot to learn from Teri) but she really needs to put the brakes on the non-stop publicity.
Amen Gail.
WoW! You people are super harsh and sick. Child molestation isn't something to make fun of. Almost every woman who is in the porn industry, or is a stripper or is a prostitute. Was sexually abused some point in her life. But not every woman who is sexually abused goes down that path. I'd say Teri Hatcher is a strong woman who survived.
So just think, every time you watch porn, or a stripper or hire a prostitute you support pedophilia! YOU SICK FUCKS!
lol! whatever.
I did research this~ God it's been a long day. Teri claimed that the reason she was coming out about the abuse her uncle subjected her to was because another woman had killed herself due to the same situation with her uncle. He is now serving 16 yrs in prison.
The thing is, this happened back in 2002. Four years ago. She was a bit too busy with her career to say anything about this until now. Playing, and posing as the sexy, sex object on a show about over -sexed women ironicly. No problems there. The show begins to slow down, her private life isn't the best, and suddenly she's making herself the spokeperson for abused women. It seems to me that if she really felt that strongly about this, she would have addressed it alot sooner than now. It just seems like she is using this as another way to keep herself in the media spotlight, harsh maybe but jmo.
I meant the other woman's suicide, and her uncle's trial taking place in 2002, not her abuse. Just wanted to clarify that.
Apparantly she had a few dates with George Clooney, he tried to end it, she pulled out the, "but I've been so abused before" card, so he advised her to look into that problem. That's when she went public as a poster child for domestic abuse.
EAT A HAMBURGER BITCH! She's too skinny and old. Yuck! Isn't Ryan Seacrest (I heard he was gay, but who hasn't heard that) young enough to be her son?
Is this tranny still around - I thought her 15 minutes were just about up. Facial rejunvenation works wonders, honey - look into it...NOW!
Anon 7:33 I had also heard something along those lines about Clooney. The timing sounds right too.
She looks like she's on chemo
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