1st
she's writing "help me" notes to hand out to passersby
you really can't have a miscarriage at this point. you have the baby, and it's either alive or stillborn. right?
thiwd or forthhh
die already!!!!!!!
I think she smiles so much because all those feathers are tickling her fake ass stomach.
That belly can't get any more fake looking!
Maybe she can get Tom to lick the envelopes and he'll croak a la Seinfeld! Then she'll be free!
well at least she's dressing a little better. her hair and make-up still looks like shit though.
i think she looks cute here.
unfortunately her body is being poisoned by alien spawn
Where's Jessica?
***whispering frantically****
Pssst...Daddy Holmes! Now's the time to bring her back!!******
Maybe she's writing her last will and testament before the Alien claws its way through her abdomen.
Wow she wore jeans throughout her pregnancy,
It would be a stillbirth, not a miscarriage. Get your shit straight.
Has "any minute" turned into a week now? She needs to be shopping for a brush and comb.
A miscarriage is before 20 weeks gestation. Stillborn is 20 weeks and after.
How many times do I need to type this?????
Ok I also think it's fake...but WHY! give some reasons as to why she would have a FAKE birth?
Kudos to MK for sourcing his pics...unlike another blogger on the net who will remain nameless!!!
Wow she wore jeans throughout her pregnancy,
Anonymous | 04.07.06 - 2:16 pm | #
and Jesus walked on water.
Miracles happen everyday if you look for them! 
she is the strangest celebrity pregnancy ever recorded my mankind.
This could not look anymore fake if she took off her blouse. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!
Is she LOSING weight and looking 'better'.
She looked bigger when she was in Australia. Is it me?
Okay, having never been pregnant, I am ignorant. Do women who are really pregnant carry like that? Her bump and its location look fucked up to me.
Pregnant ladies and mommies (and any doctors that cruising DListed), can you really be due at any second and still be walking about town the way Ms. Holmes has been? I would like an expert opinion on this because this charade is getting preposterous. Thank you in advance.
The devil is a liar Katie...RUN RUN while you still can!!!
Any women at her stage would be in BED or at HOME
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE
I just can't believe it until I see it. And by see it, I mean being in the delivery room. Because even if they show up with a kid at another soccer game, I just don't know if I would believe it.
Hey Katie, here's hoping the vitamins work for any post partum. And for whatever Tom is suffering from, because he is one crazy fucker.
She's really carrying that baby low, or is it a pillow?
Look at her Jawline, where's the double chin???
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 2:20 pm | #
Some women can have no belly and be pregnant(me) I gained 30# w/my 1st but only went up 2 jean sizes, I am 5'10" and carried all over. my 2nd pregnancy I gained 50# and its SHOWED bigtime. my 3rd pregnancy was normal looking in my opinion.
Its the range of not looking preggo to looking hippo preggo!
hey there was a picture of her bare belly on socialitelife.com the other day. how is that possible? because I totally think all these pictures are the fakest things I have ever seen.
can you really be due at any second and still be walking about town the way Ms. Holmes has been? I would like an expert opinion on this because this charade is getting preposterous. Thank you in advance.
GrappleHooks | 04.07.06 - 2:20 pm | #
women gave births while working in the fields, woods and various places for EONS of time and the human race has gone on.
if men gave birth the human race would have died out or there would be abortions at 7-11 and McDonalds.
That stomach is way too round and too high up... Shouldn't the baby have dropped by now? Well, if there WAS a baby, but there isn't! Stop this madness!
she's writing "help me" notes to hand out to passersby
jenner | 04.07.06 - 2:09 pm | #
That was very funny!!!
I heard a juicy rumor today on the radio (Kroq) that she was already 2-3 months pregnant when she met Tom. And the baby's daddy is probably Chris Klein but then he dumped her and she started dating Tom. Sp she told Tom he said he would take care of her and the kid and help out her career. That means that she's already had the baby 2 months ago, but they are using a pillow or prosthetic as her pregnant belly to make it look like she got preggars when she met Cruise! This could totally be true, because really, it doesn't make sense that she is walking around shopping, about to burst, and Tom is in germany with his plane on call (and it would take him 13hrs to get back to CA so he would miss the birth anyway). So the rumor is that when they bring out the baby, it will be a 3 month old and not a newborn. The source said she based her theory on pictures taken of Holmes since she announced the pregnancy and other Hollywood insiders. If this is true, how great would that be!
I think that bitch is giving birth to the mothership. That ain't no fucking baby!
Of course you can still be out and about even this late in the game. I think she looks better because she is not off globetrotting and staying home and getting rest.
Poor thing. She looks so uncomfortable. My uterus is throbbing just looking at this pic!
This link was posted yesterday here, so I do believe she is pregnant but her belly is just fucked up!!!!!
http://popsugar.com/6397
Damien, when you become a doc, will you give us pelvic exams?
A miscarriage is before 20 weeks gestation. Stillborn is 20 weeks and after.
How many times do I need to type this?????
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not true, either way is filed as a fetal death.
the only diffrence is that after 20 weeks the fetus has to be disposed of diffrently. I only know this because it is part of my job.
Sassy... i LOVE popsugar! My current gossip URLS are Dlisted, Oh no they didnt (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt), and faded youth (http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/)
Katie is getting things from the bottom shelf pretty effortless.
http://www.lulop.com/post.php/6055
luvgossip, that is an amazing story. I'd love it if it were true! The whole timeline seems right because she has been pregnant forever and lately in these pics her body looks alot thinner (except her stomach of course). The size and shape look suspect.
i think shes probably already had the baby.
it looks the wrong shape and also,
look how close the photographer got. I think it was a publicity stunt. she wanted to be seen. and to give a false impression.
"she's writing "help me" notes to hand out to passersby" Hi-lar-ious!
As for the bare pregnant belly being proof, look no further than Maggie on 'Arrested Development'.
did Tom get rid of his old kids already? Last photo op w/his kids was a few weeks ago....Wonder what Conner & Isabella will do now?
Oh, I wish that story above was true!
Where does she plan to have this alien? At the scientology center? Behind closed doors? Where there will be NO witnesses?
ugh this isnt the gravatar i wanted GRRRRRR, it suppose to be my Dominatrix Barbie DAMMIT!
The belly looks to high to be due "any minute now". But there is nothing wrong with a pregnant woman walking around at this late in the game. I was having lunch/shopping the day I went into labor.
kitkatwoman | 04.07.06 - 2:32 pm | #
Did you send MK an email last night to get my email address???? 
MK,
We need a "baby bump" lineup. We need to see Gwen, Angie, Brooke, Fishsticks, and Katie all lined up,so we can decide once and for all to see who is REALLY pregnant! Gwen, yes, Angie, yes, Brooke, yes, Fishsticks yes, Katie NOT!
solely based on my own experience, no way in all hell would i be out wandering around that pregnant. and i sure wouldn't be SMILING at some random taking my picture and stalking me around. i was 10 days overdue and for the last 3 weeks spent as much time possible on my couch. i had no motivation to do anything or go anywhere. everytime someone suggested going out to eat or to the beach my immediate thought was 'are you f'ing stupid?? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT'.
maybe she's just a nicer person than i am though. or maybe she's just NOT PREGNANT.
Why are all of her clothes too small for her ? The sleeves are always too short.. At least I haven't seen her in that damned undershirt for a few days !!
Remember the Golden Girls episode where Blanche had the balloons in her shirt that popped when she hugged the acting teacher? Good thing Katie doesn't think she needs to hire one!
I was out shopping after my due date. Someone asked me when I was due and I said, "Three days ago." People looked at me like they were so nervous. But it's actually good to be out and walking around if you're overdue. It can get things going. Of course, I had to be induced anyway, because everyone in my family has to be pried out of the womb by force. We're shy folks. And, once you get to 40 weeks, the belly does look cartoonish. To those that said she looks thinner now, a lot of women lose weight in the last month of pregancy, because their stomach is so smashed by the baby they have no appetite.
How long has this stupid bitch been pregnant?
luvgossip | 04.07.06 - 2:26 pm | #
Holy Shit! Maybe I'm NOT a total crack pot and the spawn WAS born in Toledo the day those rumors were flying. How crazy would that be?!?
isabel, i too was out at dinner when i realized i was in labor. no ones saying you CAN'T be out and about, just that WHO is that pregnant and goes out shopping almost everyday? my baby was so big at this point she was pinching nerves in my back and constantly hitting my bladder. i, personally, envy her mobility if she's truly pregnant. which she's not.
shouldn't the bump be sitting lower?
Sassy Ass!!!!! | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:40 pm | #
lol No i didnt! But my hubby loves your ass avatar! LOL now your giving him ideas! LOL
Sassy Ass!!!!! | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:40 pm | #
lol No i didnt! But my hubby loves your ass avatar! LOL now your giving him ideas! LOL
Dayum, MK. That was cold.
whatever it is, there's something fishy about the whole damn thing, and it's all based on more publicity for tom's crazy ass. the best thing that can happen is for people to ignore his new movie and send a strong message to this little freak.
I was up and walking around until the day I went into labor. Full term pregnant women do not automatically go on bed rest.
I thought this was fake, too, until I saw a pic of her actual belly on another gossip site... skin and all. It's real. But who's the daddy? Tom's impotent, remember?
travolta | 04.07.06 - 2:32 pm | #
Thanks for the link. Shit, it took her forever just to pick the shit out. I swear, I bet she already had that Alien Baby. She was bending over to easy. Being that big, you would have to have someone help you..And also when she got in the car, it just didn't look right for someone that claims to still be carry a child in her stomach!!!....WTF?????????
Her face does look so much smaller. Remember how puffy it was? And her thighs look smaller too.
I think they should have a special Oscar for beards. Katie would certainly be nominated. She's definitely earning her fee these days.
The miscarriage MK refers to will actually be MI3 itself.
And the spawn is going to arrive tomorrow.
Sassy Ass!!!!! | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:40
Sassy, it was me-I sent him one with a message for you, Kitkat, and Popozao. . He said he would be happy to forward it to you guys if you email him.
At first, I was quite surprised that she was allowed to go out by herself. But then I realized that I must not be seeing the entire picture. Tom probably has Scientology's equivalent to the Secret Service tailing her everywhere. Tom's "not letting this woman get away." Cue Psycho shower scene music.
bzbee | 04.07.06 - 2:53 pm | #
ok I sent it to MK
lol No i didnt! But my hubby loves your ass avatar! LOL now your giving him ideas! LOL
kitkatwoman | 04.07.06 - 2:47 pm | #
Well, shit. It was one of the girls we were talking to last night. I tried to email the person and it said they didn't have an yahoo account... 
Muahahahaha!!! Let's hope it's something nasty... 
Sassy Ass!!!!! | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:40
Sassy, it was me-I sent him one with a message for you, Kitkat, and Popozao. . He said he would be happy to forward it to you guys if you email him.
bzbee | 04.07.06 - 2:53 pm | #
I did email MK last night about a blog for him to check out. He did forward the email to me that you sent but it says you don't have a yahoo account. I tried to email you this morning.
is she an elephant.. gestation period 18 months....
just take it out... or hatch already, okay?
How is it that she is squeezing in those same tight ass jeans everyday?
^^is me
Just look in the sky at night for a spaceship hovering - the baby will be here the next morning.
Sassy!!!!! xo
Kitkat: check your name!! Your email is out!
Everybody ! Look at this video !
How can such a heavily "pregnant" girl could be SO FLEXIBLE ?!! She's not even putting a hand out to balance herself--she just bends over to the bottom shelf and stays in that bent over position for quite awhile. I really don't think that's possible.
http://www.lulop.com/post.php/6055
LOL. Ah another Katie story. I still can't get the image out of my head that since she has to have a silent birth, the only sound will be her vadge going, "oof!" as she pops out Lucius Luciferian the III
MizRo | 04.07.06 - 3:06 pm | #
its ok, its my seconday email, THANKS dear!
lmfao
That was great, MK
I don't feel a bit sorry for this slag. Sell your soul to the devil for constant tabloid fellatio and this is what you get.
Kitkat...Got it!!!!! Thanks...
Sassy!!!!! xo
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 3:06 pm | #
Hey Hot, bitch!!!!!! Isn't our hub's fucking crazy to think that way about Paris????????
Why did she suddenly take to wearing coats? She's already had the baby. Tom's not dragging her by the hand now because the baby's safely cloisted away...
To make fun of a 9 month old miscarriage....thats just wrong. She is obviously pregnant..I just find it weird that most of you think otherwise and really mean spirited to constantly torment her and her unsuspecting newborn. She looks great...she just didn't gain 50 pounds..big deal.
melanie | 04.07.06 - 3:27 pm | #
I think she already had her baby and I wouldn't make fun of someone having a miscarriage since I had one myself...
Yes people can look like that while pregnant...and Yes you still can move around when you are THAT pregnant... even went shopping the day before my due date with my 2 toher kids who were 2 and a half and 14 months at the time...
And making fun of miscarriage is heartless. I've had 4 of them and its heartbreaking.
Just a note to let you know that I am sorry for you guys regarding miscarriages. xo
a lab coat because????
oh yea, she's a sciento[logist]
its just delusional to think she has already had the baby...for god's sakes. I just had my second..even if she already had it she wouldn't look that good. Its crazy talk people...just looking for something that isn't there.
It is definately going to be an alien
its great to know the baby is coming into such a hateful world that calls it an alien and what, exactly, has it done to any of you. humanity at its best....
Haha. LOVE the rumor about her already being preggers when she met Tom. thought he was impotent anyway or at least infertile. Anywho....let's work this out...met Tom in March. Got pregnant in February...so the baby would have been born in Nov. That could not have happened people. She had to have gotten pregnant when with Tom (by Tom is another story)
Life's a bitch Melanie
The Chris Klein rumor has been around since she started 'bearding' for Cruise. It makes sense too....and the 'alien arrival' would be closer to the opening of MI III so more free publicity. I hate to be that way, but that's the way people like that are in this city....
Although I'm not a woman, she does not look nor act like she's pregnant right now....
And didn's she sort of 'disappear' a couple of months ago? Very few pics of Tomkat released, and the ones that were looked to be from the fall?
Hmmm...they'll get called on this somewhere along the line if it is true!
Michael K that made me laugh out loud! lol
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its great to know the baby is coming into such a hateful world that calls it an alien and what, exactly, has it done to any of you. humanity at its best....
melanie | 04.07.06 - 3:37 pm | #
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Get a fucking grip people. Go complain somewhere else. This blog is ha, ha funny, tongue in cheek, don't get offended. You don't like it, don't comer here! Jeez!
*come*
whatever chinniston....truly could not give a rip
Why is there some tomkat' fanbots posting here suddenly today ? What are they expecting ? It's too late to save Katie's dignity my dearlings.
Katie is not pregnant...don't know if she ever was...Tom is a sick evil fuck...and Katie is a moron.
And the baby alien is already here, so no chance of a miscarriage or stillbirth.
kitkatwoman...I love the naked breast avatar!
Let's assume she is pregnant. And she hasn't had the baby. Tom/Kat must be aware of all the speculation/ridicule it is a fake pregnancy. Why doesn't she just have a pic where she lifts up her shirt to the paparazzi or something to prove she is indeed pregnant? It would make this all go away. Unless they love all the publicity this is causing.
Travolta maybe it's the cult members.
why should she prove to anyone she is pregnant..are you frickin kidding me. do you even realize how asanine that sounds....even if she did it u would still BITCH
uh, melanie...I mean, Tom...I hate to break this to you...Katie isn't really pregnant.
there is one anon! go see it at socialitelife.com
Melanie, did you knew that katie-bot has silly putty will power ? That's why we picked her for this bearding job.
Melanie? Isn't asanine spelt assanine? Just a question.
Heartsflowers muahzzz 
hearts - LOL!!!
Are there any OB/GYN's on here that can tell us if that looks like a real pregnancy? (besides you Tom Cruise). It looks very fake to me.
Back in my grade school days silly putty was the shit!
Chinniston is ugly and NoAnjl... 
assinine
Today's Gawker put up a link to a photo of katie holmes with a REALLY fake looking bump...you can see it here
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogg.../
11katie2.5.jpg
this little ass-o-mine, I'm gonna let it shine... huh? oh I'm just getting silly - it's almost drinking time bitches!
Hearts...
Melanie...You need to mellow out. This is a gossip blog...Or didn't you know that?????
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 4:16 pm | #
You drinking slut!!!!! I will be doing that later tonight!!!
class... everyone welcome melanie ... she just moved here from planet clueless
melanie.. you sit alone at the lunch table...
Hi, Sassy Ass! Love the avatar...that is one sassy ass!
Tabatha...
travolta Thanks...Interesting video...
That explains the seeming weight loss...Thanks L Boogie
Although, that got to be some nerve racking shit having bulbs flashing in your face everytime you leave the freaking house.
drinky drinky! i had a thought....
this site isn't here to accomodate what other people think...we're not gonna change just to please YOU
so if you don't like it get out. you don't have to be here.
melanie.. you sit alone at the lunch table...
Tabatha | 04.07.06 - 4:20 pm | #
Thanks, Hearts.. Needed a good Gravatar to match Sassy Ass!!!
wow, her back is so straight. that tummy must be so lightweight (feather-filled pillows, perhaps), she doesn't have any problems bending or reaching for things.
Meowmix, isn't that picture insane? I have never seen a pregnant belly that looked like that. Can't one of the paparazzi just crawl by her and look up her shirt so we can see if it's real? Gosh, they get beat up anyway. Or, Dateline or someone could put an undercover camera on a dog and have someone pose as a regular citizen and just walk by her so that the dogs head is right under her belly. No one would ever notice.
Miz i was gonna correct the spelling but saw you did... HAHAHAHAHA!
Fake, people, I hear Tom is the laughing stock in Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom's "not letting this woman get away." Cue Psycho shower scene music.
fo sho | 04.07.06 - 2:55 pm | #
Have you noticed this bitch has been out alone a lot lately? PR much? "Oh, Tom's not keeping me locked in a dungeon....he let's me out sometimes".
When I look at that belly, that face, these arms and legs - something is wrong. I don't know what, I'm confused.
if men gave birth the human race would have died out or there would be abortions at 7-11 and McDonalds.
kitkatwoman | 04.07.06 - 2:24 pm | #
ROFL!!
It is so FAKE, here's why! Of all of the pictures taken of her, is she ever touching or rubbing her belly? No! But EVERY mom to be does! It's so natural to nurture your baby. You wouldn't stroke your pillow, and of course she doesn't.
Pregnant ladies and mommies (and any doctors that cruising DListed), can you really be due at any second and still be walking about town the way Ms. Holmes has been? I would like an expert opinion on this because this charade is getting preposterous. Thank you in advance.
GrappleHooks | 04.07.06 - 2:20 pm | #
Actually, yes. I was already having contractions but there I was in Target buying some last minute things (a diaper genie, bottles, etc). One of my friends was chauffering her husband back and forth to the airport up until the day her water broke. It's not as ridiculous as you think. The walking is actually very good for you before you go into intense labor. When you get to the hospital, if your still a little while away from delivering, the nurses will come and take you for a walk around the floor.
Anonymous | 04.07.06 - 6:15 pm | #
I stroke my pillow all the time.......I should say at this juncture that I'm a very lonely gal.......
Thanks Travolta. That video raises some questions.
Is that her bodyguard or her parole officer?
Why is she shopping for fabric? Does she really think Tom is goung to let her DECORATE!?
Does Tom know she is ou and about bending down, reaching up, spinning quickly, etc...? He is going to be pissed.
and for God's sake DONT THESE PEOPLE HAVE PERSONAL SHOPPERS? They can get someone to wiretap phones but can they can someone to shop for them? Nooooooo..all's stupid.
How long has she been pregnant?? I think an elephant has a shorter gestational period than Katie!!
I suspect she's having twins...Just a hunch...
who wants to bet with me that the alien, sorry baby she is carrying is not going to come out till may on the day of the premiere for mi3: attack of the aliens. lol
Has she spoken to the media at all since she started this thing with Tom? It's like her vocal chords have been cut out.
I've got it! Tom went to germany to pick up the adopted baby that is to play the role of the spawn.....the rest of this is all pretned.
She is going to give birth to a bear!
I foresee a projectile birth.
I think she's either faking it and going to adopt a baby or it is Chris's baby.
Notice there is never any videos of her bare stomach. As for pictures of her bare stomach, there is such thing as photoshop and paint pro. So pictures dont prove much, what I want is like some video of her rubbing her tummy and showing it or something. Some kind of PROOF, not some picture that can be photoshopped, real proof.
Maybe Katie Holmes is the real life Ariel from The Little Mermaid and her voice is stuck in an evil sea shell in the bottom of the ocean. THINK ABOUT IT TOM CRUISE LOOKS LIKE PRICE ERIC.
lol.
Also, you guys crack me up: the word is spelled a-s-i-n-i-n-e. I can't believe not a one of you just looked it up online! I guess you could say that was some asinine behavior on your part. Sillies! ;-P
We'll all wake up tomorrow and this whole thing will just be a dream....lol
TomCushion
OH NO quick get home katie and exchange that pillow. YOU NEED THE ONE WITH THE BELLY BUTTON SHOWING!!
she should send a message for help!
Gosh, I really can't say for sure. I know I never got that "protrusive" with either of my own. Her face and limbs do look a great deal thinner than previous pictures though. That seems suspect. Everyone I have ever know who was late tended to retain water, especially in their ankles, and feet.
I just had to comment about Travolta's video clip of the paparrazi hovering around her like that. I do have a great deal of sympathy for her (in many areas) but to be forever hounded like that everytime you go out must be horrible! It made me nervous just watching it.
What I meant was, generally the boobs kind of keep up more with the tummy, so there wasn't quite as much of a "I swallowed a beach ball" effect going on like in some of Katie's pictures.
she is weird. And so is Tom. He is double the weirdness. But on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the most weird, I'd give him a 20. He's off the charts for being weird. I wish he would go back to his home planet and take Katie with him and their weird baby. Hopefully the baby will be smart enough to run away from home. So it won't inheret its parents weirdness.
look, this is a free country (at least it was before G. Bush)...you are allowed to marry a short, homosexual scientologist, you are allowed to fake a marriage, you can get knocked up by a 'real'man and have that baby secretly, and then you can walk around with a pillow stuffed up your trench coat for the next 20 years...I think T.C. probably dresses up in a baby doll nightie, wears a big baby bonnet and jumps up and down on the furniture while sucking on a pacifier.....you go girl!!
I suspect she's having twins...Just a hunch...
Muriel
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Good! Then she will having matching pillows on each end of the sofa!
Pregnant ladies and mommies (and any doctors that cruising DListed), can you really be due at any second and still be walking about town the way Ms. Holmes has been? I would like an expert opinion on this because this charade is getting preposterous. Thank you in advance.
GrappleHooks | 04.07.06 - 2:20 pm | #
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My water broke as my husband was getting ready for work, I cooked my husband breakfast, sent him off to work and did a load of laundry. I called him later in the day and said maybe we should head for the hospital, he came home and I made him lunch and my daughter was born at 4:07 that afternoon, so yes, it's possible.
Speaking from the experience of 4 pregnancies:
Yes, you can wear jeans the whole time. I wore low-rise jeans from Old Navy and The Buckle w/ the last one.
Yes, you can go out at 9 months, but you aren't so lithe and balanced and it's not easy to look so carefree.
The belly is fucked up looking, ok? My husband even made comments about how odd it looks.
Belly strokin'-Hellz yea! You touch it alot and sometimes w/out realizing it.
What makes me suspicious is all this air travel and T.Boi going to Deutscheland. Not a woman alive would stand for that shit! He'd be there missin' a damn leg, ok?
If Michael Jackson can produce some kids out of thin air, so can TBoi.
LMAO, these comments are great. I don't think she's really pregnant. Even a bare, pregnant belly can be faked. The made a fkae belly for Tim Allen in the Santa Claus, so why not make one for Katie?
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