yuck...2nd
not pretty enough to be a model
I'm glad I don't subscribe to that magazine.
Who really wants to look at her?
Ick. In that close up she looks like rectal waste.
Don't they have any taste?
it can't be good for her image to be photographed humping a HUGE PHALLIC ROCKET
"I'm glad I don't subscribe to that magazine."
I DO! *sobs* Everything else about the magazine is fab, but they've really been striking out lately in their choice of cover models. Boo hiss!
wonky eye
She fucked the rocket in the second pic and it got lost in there so she had to have a backhoe come and pull it out.
I thought Elle was a quality magazine, I didn't know they featured spokesmodels for Valtrex. Oh and she can dream on that Nicole Ritche is inferior to her. Sorry babe, Nicole is classier, smarter, prettier and SKINNIER than you. Oh and she isn't a walking std, that helps too.
O.k isn't EVERYBODY sick of that ugly bitch yet????
*yawn
Shouldn't she be on top of the rocket?
They should retitle the mag SM-Elle, because I'm sure those pages reek now.
Ugh! Why is Mr. Bruns' offspring EVERYWHERE?!?
she's a hoo-ah!!!
The rocket one has too many jokes attached to it. Especially with that red tip.
Why must we have to deal with this dipshit? ARGH
You know she wants to shove that crescent moon into her snatch to hit the G-spot.
note to self: never buy elle again
I hate her and I hate the fact that my husband LOVES her. Kills me.
yuk!!!!!
and the astro diet for parisite? bulemia...
Paris took the title of her dad's bestseller, 'Be My Guest' and spraypainted it on her cochie with manwhore-scented crylon.
She looks uglier than ever...
Take a good look at her face everyone, she is circling the toilet as we speak.
I must now write Elle and let them know they have lost a subscriber.
McPherson has never struck me as the intelligent type. Which explains this cover.
Noanjl-I am SORRY. We will get together over a drink and cry about that 
She makes ME bulimic.
ugly nose, lazy eyes, fake blue contacts and no a$$.
I still can't get over her wonky eye! Click on the B/W pic.
I'm usually a nice person, but I really want her to die...Is that wrong of me? 
Miz, do it!! Show Elle we don't want that skanky-ass hoe shoved down our throats!!
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 2:35 pm | #
poor you!! we need to get hubby some glasses! 
Bean, gimme a nickel and I'll whack her for ya!
sloan, you were first hon!
Mousie, I'll send you a bucket of nickels!! I love you!!
Bitch please die!!
It's a shame we have all these classless sluts being famous for absolutely nothing. She doesn't sing, she doesn't dance, she doesn't act...all she did was suck a few dicks and she's famous. Well dammitt in that case, I want my 15 minutes!!!!!!
Damn this bitch is ugly
Ok NoAnjil, you KNOW I love your hot as hell husband, but he is getting a beat down! I'm on my way...sh*t, even MY clueless husband hates her guts!!
back off, all ya's.....i think its sweet. not everyone can pose like that with their favorite vibrator.
MizRo | 04.07.06 - 2:38 pm | #
are you serious???? Would you really do that?!?!?! THAT'S AWESOME
I wish I WAS a subscriber so I could do that too! hahahahaa
300 pages of the best NEW bags? Paris is an old bag, at least in vag years...
as long as these magazines keep perpetuating her "fame" she'll never go away. 
I wish this pre-op tranny would go away.
And by the way her boobage in this pic is so photoshopped, she's flat as a 12 year old boy! But then again she did say she likes being flat chested. Not sure why they'd do this.
Who needs brains when they're face down biting the pillow?
True dat Mpcmike
how the f--- do you go from putting Shakira (amazing) to freakin Paris Hilton? Gosh! Flippin' Idiots!
Are dumb whores -in- again this season? I thought they were passé.
Is there Anyone who would jerk off to this bitch's pictures??? seriously! she's disgusting.
No Bean it's not and Mousie? Shit i'll do it for free! I'll do it for shits n giggles! NP
Who needs brains when they're face down biting the pillow?
Damien Tilden
Well if you put it that way. Fuck brains!!
Biting a pillow is fine, however, I don't think it should qualify you as a model.
all she did was suck a few dicks and she's famous. Well dammitt in that case, I want my 15 minutes!!!!!!
Julia_Claudine_Deveraux | 04.07.06 - 2:42 pm | #
Bwwaaaa! And she did it soo badly too. I have never seen such lacklustre, apathetic cocksucking in my life. Its called a "job" for a reason, Paris! You better work, bitch......
oh my fucking god. I am SO not renewing my subscription. They obviously didn't listen to my email when I bitched about Asslee Simpson on the cover. There fashion editor is on acid, and now this! Fuck Elle! I hope it goes down just like Elle Girl!
paris will be the only one buying ELLE this issue. Nasty whore.
Not YOU Damien, Paris, I mean
the hate mail is going to be awesome
Thanks girls!!! Bottoms up pageant!
Now that I think of it, no bj for hubby tonight for that!
Is there Anyone who would jerk off to this bitch's pictures??? seriously! she's disgusting.
Dayanarapotamus | 04.07.06 - 2:47 pm | #
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Trufefully I don't know of 1 guy that has said they think she's hot. Seriously!
Chinniston,
she looks like she just got her ass furrowed in the black and white pic!!
dammit, I have a subscription to Elle, and I just renewed. fuck
Damien Tilden | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 2:45 pm | #
Please tell me Fidelio on your webpage is at least bi! He is smokin'!
Elle sucks as a magazine anyway, but wtf? why do people keep giving her the time of day? She is so fug - she looks like a man version of her mother.
Fidelio and I dated once...long story. Well, he's not that long *snicker*
Chinniston - read early posts. My husband loves her. Jerk off! 
Pfff, it had to be the UK edition. She still hasn't become known enough here for people to hate her yet.
Yet.
Oh, and... Elle's New Demographic: Dumb Whores
Err, wasn't it always?
(*runs away hiding*)
Tell us the story. Pleeeze!
elle@neodata.com/
Everyone can contact Elle magazine by emailing elle@neodata.com.
Express your displeasure and your discriminating taste!
Chinniston: 
I don't know anyone who has said she's hot, but i know plenty of people who would fuck her because she's basically a freebie!
NoAnjl: I'm so sorry to hear that hun!! may the strenght be with you. 
The picture where she's humping that rocket is hysterical!
gossipfan you can tell them to cancel yr request if they haven't charged you already.
Throw a tarp on that shit.
Anybody here from the Dallas area? Been to Six Flags? Remember the little spelunker guys in the Cave Ride? Paris reminds me of them. Little squished faces, pointy noses, tall foreheads...
Just me?
Damien, how about writing a fantasy for me:
you having sex with Ryan Phillipe while simultaniously hack-sawing Paris Hilton.
I hate Paris more than I hate my hemmoroids
NoAnjil, if it makes you feel any better, my asshat husband thinks Chestica is hot (he has recently begun denying this, but of course, I remember!!)...
why: [sobbing].... is there a blog magazine out yet where we can all pose for the Bitches of DListed???
MK? Can you get on that?
off topic, but was anyone as bored by her sex tape as i was? She even looked bored when her bf was giving her the tongue down there...
that is some serious hate, kitkat!
Damien, do tell!
Love ya 2, Bean!
Chinniston! Shits and giggles are always good.
anon2, fucking a brain is hard but biting the pillow is hot!
For me Damien you with Jake G. and Simon from american idol.
email sent!!! here it is:
Regarding Paris Hilton on the cover:
"I am SOOOOOOOOOOO disappointed that you chose such a materialistic, uninspiring, waste of a human like Paris Hilton to star in your next issue. I wrote to you once begging not to put jokes like Ashley Simpson on your covers, but it appears that you guys must care more about putting a popular face on your cover than what that face represents. I will never, ever renew my subscription to your magazine again. And I will rip off the cover when it arrives in the mail so that I don't have to look at her stupid vacant mug on my coffee table."
I wouldn't jerk off to Paris...well, obviously. But she gave better head in her video than some of my past tricks. And dudes are usually pretty good.
hemmoroids can go away yet Paris cant!
Michael K., I just want to say thank you for being the best gossip blog around. Fucking Perez Hilton kisses Paris's ass, and trashes Nicole Richie. Thankfully, there's you, someone who isn't afraid to keep it real and let everyone know how bad Paris sucks. So, so disappointed with Elle. This bitch's fifteen minutes are over!
Simon needs to be very mean and rude.
NoAnjl I know that blows. Tell your husband you saw some pics of her in a mag and she was caught pickin her nose. Then act like you thought that was SO unfair that someone took advantage of that nassy situation.
( If he asks what mag tell him crap honey i don't member cuz it was too gross)
kitkatwoman: Holy mother of pearl!! that avatar is soo X rated!
LOl tell him she shoulda just been doin that in a bathroom stall not in public!!
don't start that anon2, I alredy had to change my panties twice today!!
layna | 04.07.06 - 2:58 pm |
Yes me!! overrated crap!!
Dayanarapotamus | 04.07.06 - 3:00 pm | #
i wish my tits were halfway this perky!lol
stinky whore
why do mags put her on the cover? any time i see a mag with her fugly mug on the front, it looks penthouse-ish or porn-magazine
i thought i disliked hohan, but i dislike whorehilton more
Paris has skankitude!! ;o)
sorry Shondi but I will never look at Simon the same way again
hate her and I hate the fact that my husband LOVES her. Kills me.
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 2:35 pm | #
No shit!!!! My hub is the same way about that nasty bitch!!! I mean don't get me wrong, I think she is cute but she is a nasty!!!
Stinky whore!
Sorry, but I thought she sucked (no pun intended) at hoovering his hoo-hah in that video. She was way too conscious of the camera. Slag.
Chinniston is ugly | 04.07.06 - 3:00 pm | #
Not gonna work. Hate to admit it, but I told him a couple weeks ago that I saw on DListed that she had herpes and he said, "So, what, I'm not supposed to like her now?"
He's a fucking loon!!
omg i know anon, was thinking the same thing myself...
NoAnjl: In that case...smack the motherfucker on the head.
Sorry, but I thought she sucked (no pun intended) at hoovering his hoo-hah in that video. She was way too conscious of the camera. Slag.
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 3:05 pm | #
i don't think paris realizes that no one really looks that hot giving someone head. especially her and her dead, lifeless eyes.
Her arms in the past pic look like tentacles.
I got this from a pretty reliable source...
Alledgedly someone very close to the tramp insists the whore doesn't clean her cat trap.. It's rumored to smell like pickle juice and two day old feces..
NoAnjl: In that case...smack the motherfucker on the head.
Dayanarapotamus | 04.07.06 - 3:10 pm | #
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I agree smack that man upside the head!
layna, my BDBF and I made a tape recently. I am here to tell you that I look like a flaming asshole when having sex!
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 3:05 pm | #
say this: yes, that's exactly why you're not supposed to like her. Crotch rot cancels out a pretty face, anyday.
MOuse: who doesn't?
Alledgedly someone very close to the tramp insists the whore doesn't clean her cat trap.. It's rumored to smell like pickle juice and two day old feces..
Bliss Ann Jenkins | 04.07.06 - 3:15 pm | #
wonder if YANKEE CANDLE is looking for a new scent! LOL
I dunno, Daya. My BDBF sure didn't. God, I was sooooooo embarrassed when I saw it afterwards!
Good ideas girls. As soon as I get home, I'm going to beat the shit out of my husband. Then I'll go rub it out while watching damien. That'll teach him!
Sassy girl: WTF is up with them? Lord knows we the shit!
anyone seen BROKEBACK on dvd yet? I got it and havent had time to watch it yet...
NoAnjl
You go girlfriend!!
KitKat just bought it last night but havent watched it yet.
Bean - my sympathy, but at least Chestica has tits!
My email to Elle, Stoney! Thanks for writing them too!
"You have lost a loyal subscriber of 6 years today.
It is truly a sad day when this Hilton is considered appropriate and desirable fodder for your readers. I’m not quite sure who the individual or group responsible for this heinous cover are, but be advised that the substantive part of your magazine is trailing behind and will suffer the ravaging effects of your cover and pictorial choices.
The audacity of this cover and your lack of demographic-knowledge are startling.
A Hilton, a Simpson, a Lohan: what is the message?
Am I correct in assuming that you consider these “women” of relevance? "Women" to be emulated?
Let me state on the record that there is not a single WOMAN over 22 that cares about these twits. ElleGirl would have been a more fitting place for their articles: even there I would hope that you would reconsider, as they are not desirable role models for any person of the female gender."
layna, my BDBF and I made a tape recently. I am here to tell you that I look like a flaming asshole when having sex!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 3:15 pm | #
You slut!!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!
There you go NoAnjl!!
Mouse: I know, my fiance looks gorgeous !! GoD, I just drooled all over my shirt.
kitkat, i just watched brokeback.
Mousie when are you gonna release that tape to dlisted??
Miz: I'm so writing too.
Good ideas girls. As soon as I get home, I'm going to beat the shit out of my husband. Then I'll go rub it out while watching damien. That'll teach him!
Sassy girl: WTF is up with them? Lord knows we the shit!
Mine is still sick so I can't beat the shit out of him. Being sick is good enough... I have NO clue why he thinks she is so HOT and would do her!!!!
My infant niece's hand is bigger than Parisite's bewbs put together!
Bliss Ann Jenkins | 04.07.06 - 3:15 pm | #
cat trap
you HAVE to say who the "source" is, or at least give a VERY big hint
Kitkat...We haven't seen it yet. Let me know if it's good. I want to see it!!!!
anon2, I'm waiting for MK to make me an offer I can't refuse. Otherwise, I'll make Damien post that hot shit!
Sorry, put my addy in wrong. Dat was me, anon2.
Mousie well hurry up then!!
que asco....voy a vomitar!
Well, when in Rome (or in this case, DListed) I shall now write to Elle and shake my whiskers at them.
Nornna4eva : I'd like to puke en su cara!!
Paris' that is.
God this makes me sick. Why would they even use such an ugly tramp on the cover?
Sassy - oh brother, hubby is sick? You know that men get sicker than any other person on earth!! I can hear the moaning now....
OKAY! Mouse just let loose on Elle and needs a piece of cheese for her efforts.
anon2, I will when I'm ready, silly! lol
Sassy, he's sick? Oh boy. Get out the whining towels!
Girls/Ladies:
Be nice to your husbands.
I'm sure they have enough shit to deal with already. K?
Thx
Brent you are joking right??
NoAnjil (therein lies the attraction!!! Poor me!).
hey biotches....i see we're talking about sex tapes and Parasite...damn seems like any other story about her skanky ass!
i don't subscribe to any fashion mags, but im going to write elle, just on principal alone....
Throws swiss cheese at Mousie
Thanks, Nia!! Please do!
I'm sooo glad I came out of lurkdom and started posting...y'all are some funny bitches!!!
What's the email for Elle. I'll write that stupid bitch!
I don't like fashion mags but I still wrote to Elle. Not that it will do any good, cuz this issue is coming out no matter what we thing. But maybe if enough peeps protest, the other mags will think twice before they give credit to this disease-riddled twatface!
Wahoo! Happy Hour!
Sassy - oh brother, hubby is sick? You know that men get sicker than any other person on earth!! I can hear the moaning now....
NoAnjl | 04.07.06 - 3:35 pm | #
Yeah, he has been sick for about 3 days. He has been a good boy and not whining for once...Muahahahaha!!! I locked him in his office and don't let him out until he is germ free!!!
idealbb@elle.com is the email addy for Elle.
Chinniston, I prefer brie, but swiss is good!
Shondi, we're glad you started posting, too!
SASSY! I LOST MY FUCKING CELL PHONE!
brent | 04.07.06 - 3:39 pm | #
Is locking my hub in his office being nice????
Hey, in that black and white picture, is there a live person? I just see plastic mannequins
Im glad you posted too Shondi. We share the same Simon "fantasy"
SASSY! I LOST MY FUCKING CELL PHONE!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 3:49 pm | #
You little shit!!!! How in the hell did you do that????
Brent you are HILARIOUS!!!! Does that work both ways, or do only men get a break?
Bean - too f'n funny! btw, I was thinking of "Kick me now" today and LOL!!!!!
brent - didn't mean to offend you babe but really, you must know we're kidding and we love them!
Sassy, I look like I fucking know? FUCK! SHIT!
NoAnjl, what are we drinking tonight?
anon2, the tape may be coming to DList near you sooner than you think!
Brent you are HILARIOUS!!!! Does that work both ways, or do only men get a break?
StoneyBaloney | 04.07.06 - 3:52 pm | #
FUCKING PERFECT!!! LOVE IT!
Mousie - I'm gonna stick w/beer. Starting early tomorrow - 2:00 p.m. - grand opening of b-in-law's bar. I hope I don't embarrass him too much!
Mousie was it on your cell phone?? Like Fred Durst's sex video????
NoAnjl, just keep your blue c**t in your panties and you'll be fine!
anon2, believe it or not, I refuse to have a camera phone! Nope. This shit is on a bona fide digital video cam. And it's hot, too. Well, if you can stop laughing at my facial expressions!
Mouse...Hope you find it....
Make sure I get a copy of your Sex tape when it comes out, ok????
You hookers!! is this day over yet??? fuck!! fuck!! fuck this shit.
OH GOD I HATE THIS BITCH THIS NASTY DIRTY WHORE. I BET HER SICK PUSSY IS DRIPPING SOME SMELLY GREEN DISCHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it's hot, too. Well, if you can stop laughing at my facial expressions!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 4:03 pm | #
i can relate...i recently watched a sex tape with me and my 2 ex's ago boyfriend..and was hysterical at my facial expressions!..damn i think i need an acting coach!...and why do the men ALWAYS look hot
Dayanarapotamus | 04.07.06 - 4:07 pm | #
damn Day..i would have thought you would be all relaxed from your finger workout earlier
nia, flaming asshole doesn't describe Mousie's expressions. Guys look hot because they're smart enough to keep their faces out of camera range! lol
damn Day..i would have thought you would be all relaxed from your finger workout earlier
nia | 04.07.06 - 4:11 pm | #
nia "my 2 ex's ago boyfriend" - that was as good as "trifling ass" LOL!!!!
Never did a tape, but had mirrored ceilings a couple times - that was enough punishment. Fucking tourette syndrome spasm face.
someone needs to give "ANJL" HUSBAND A GOOD FUCKIN BEAT DOWN CAUSE THIS BITCH IS NASTY.
nia: I'm bored, I need a cigarrete ( I don't even smoke) and I want a nap.
That big PARIS thing on the last pic, looks like it's covered in Herpes' blisters, how appropiated she's sitting on it.
MANISTONSMELLSFISHY - You care to explain that last remark? You want to fuck with my girl NoAnjl, you fuck with me and a bunch of others as well. Clarify yourself!
Daya, those buns look like cantaloupes! DAYUM!
Hey. Did we lose Damien?
Mousie - thanks girl! Whatevs!
yea, where's Damien? Did we scare him off?
mouse: I think MANISTON.....is talking about NoAnjl's hubby liking Parasite, I suggested to smack him!
"MOUSIE" YOU STUPID BITCH ANY GUY WHO LIKE THIS SLUT IS SICK THATS WHAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daya, I want to poke your buttocks with a big stck pin. Do you think it will deflate them?
Daya, those buns look like cantaloupes! DAYUM!
Hey. Did we lose Damien?
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 4:18 pm | #
Those buns look like watermelons.. :lol He's not going to stick around and chat with women..
Daya, you were saying?
MANISTONSMELLSFISHY, it sounds like you need a Sybian. Oh, and why don't you reread what you wrote, word it correctly and resubmit it in the morning?
oh shit! fishy penis!
Sorry Mouse!
You know what I love? I love it when people that post things like MANISTONSMELLSFISHY did. It just shows how ignorant and low-class they are. They resort to using derogatory language and epithets. Oh and they speak in CAPS! Watch out now. And the exclamation points! Lord. My, my. Guess we know how many identities this one has. Let's see..........
Bye, hot bitches...Time to take my kid to the park before the rain and high winds hit us again!!!!
Bye Sassy!
Are they showing her in space because she's such a fucking space cadet!
mousie bitch is just mad her puuy smells like that pickle!!!!!
YA BITCH YOU READ WHAT I SAID YOU`RE PUUY SMELLS LIKE THAT PICKLE . I BET YOU`RE CLASS IS BETWEEN THOSE LEGS!!!!!!
Honestly, will she just disappear? NO ONE LIKES YOU PARIS!!!! NICOLE IS THE COOL ONE! The more she trashes Nicole, the trashier Paris looks. She constantly looks like she's in mid-orgasm and it isnt working for her (only her vagina)
MANISTONSMELLSFISHY's a douche bag. They could use some tips from Paris...
See ya Sassy!
Mousie, so where is damien?
NoAnjil, Kick me was too funny, I must admit!
Good luck with the BIL's grand opening, I will have a drink tonight in his honor! You hot b*tch, of course you won't embarrass him!
I need to get on this Damien train, btw!
Love that name, btw, knew a hot Damian in HS!
do you eat that pickle or do you play with in your cunt ?inquiring minds want to know?
NoAnjl, he had to go to class.
However, MANISTONSMELLSFISHY is still here and still using very poor grammar! Will that do?
Bean, the Damien Train is well worth it!
JUST DISAPPEAR IS A LAME WEAK FREAK.WHO NEEDS TO SPEAK FOR HIMSELF.BUT HAS TO BUD IN LIKE BITCH WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, Mouse, that maniston girl was sticking up for noangl... she was calling Paris the slut
Starshine, I realise that now. All it had to reply was just that, as I said. Clarify! Instead, it immediately attacked me. As we speak, there are three different posters on here who are all the same person and that is one of them.
Okay, Okay, everyone please chill. It's Friday. Happy Weekend Fuckers!! I'm going to go get a nice buzz on, k?
Much love to my girls at DListed. You make my day!!! xoxo
Mousie, btw, I thought the same thing. But now that we know it wasn't harmful, we don't care, right?! There is no reason to keep cap locks posting and saying crude shit!
Bye, NoAnjl!
NoAnjl, WORD, girl!
Mousie - seriously, I figured right away what the maniston person meant- you're a cool broad but ya gotta reLAX!!!!
jenner, it's taking some getting used to not seeing haters on here like we used to. If I jumped the gun, it's only b/c I've been conditioned to do so by a certain few. But it's all good! Everybody have a cockytail!
Hey i look hott in those shots.. your all just jelous hos... I am soo beautiful better than Nicole. Shut the fuck up bitches, I rule. I dont have STDs like you. Your all just jelous. I look hott.
And that's about as well as Paris can spell!
heres the perfect solution to my digust aginst elle... boycott the mag for a year.. just don't buy it.
i did that last year with vogue when they put that gwen stefani on its cover... i was soo insulted...
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 5:19 pm | #
good point!!!!!!!!
No one actually cares what the "haters" on this site say anyway, we all just have too much fun rippin' on people - besides, the "haters" provide excellent mocking fuel....
fuck u biayatches! i bet your all fat hos.
Paris Hilton | 04.07.06 - 5:33 pm | #
I don't like the real Paris, but I LOVE this one...............
i am the real paris you cheap slut
jenner - WORD! It's so all good! I lift a glass of alcohol to you! Whatever you'd like!
fuck u biayatches! i bet your all fat hos.
Paris Hilton | 04.07.06 - 5:33 pm
As I said before. You speak and spell about as well as the real Paris! Well, actually, you may just win that particular contest because she is dumb as a box of mud! HEY! And so are you! Fancy that!
i am the real paris you cheap slut
Paris Hilton | 04.07.06 - 5:38 pm | #
see? LOVE
woah, 'puter fucked up - LOVE this Paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 5:38 pm | #
right back atcha !!!!!!!!
jenner, pfft to this poofter who keeps talking out its assholio!
Now where did I leave my damn stash? Fuck, I think my cat dragged it into the litter box. Again.
NO HATERS HERE`S JUST TRY TO MAKE A POINT "MOUSIE" I FUCKIN HATE PARASITE AND HER STANKY ASS.YOU MADE ME TO UP SET ABOUT THIS BITCH MOUSIE .
IT`S ALL IN GOOD FUN BABY.
i did that last year with vogue when they put that gwen stefani on its cover... i was soo insulted...
regreta | 04.07.06 - 5:27 pm | #
You dislike her too? Hurrah!
MANISTONSMELLSFISHY | 04.07.06 - 5:57 pm | #
you know what? I can understand that - Paris, Lohan, etc are enough to make U want to rip your OWN head off, let alone theirs......
COOL JENNER.THEN YOU NO WHAT UP.
i do - and I'm glad U & Mousie "made up" to a degree
Mouse, are you here?
Mouse, are you here?
Anonymous | 04.07.06 - 6:41 pm
I might be, rabbit, I might. Who are YOU?
I don't see how she can have such an ego...I mean sure it helps to have people tell you you're pretty all the time but still she has to have looked in the mirror right?
I like how they made her photoshopped her lazy eye and big nose into ALMOST non-exsistence. Plus she alway trys to be photographed, and tilt her head just so, so they are no so noticeable in candid shots. Note to Paris: it ain't woriking honey, you will never be able to hide you hooked big penis nose and lazy eye in the candid shots of what you really look like.
Parasite is a complete waste of oxgyen. I dislike her so.
When is Paris going to go away? Why is she famous? Does the media think that the public cares about her?
"i am the real paris you cheap slut"
Good then, I have always wanted to tell you that you should really consider some kind of rhinoplasty, that means nose job, for you big hooked hawk nose. I never thought you or you fugly ass sis were hot. You are no Jessica Alba, now she is freakin' hot, and all my friends think so too. But I do not have one friend that thinks you are hot, we all like JESSICA ALBA. She puts your ugly ass and big nose and lazy eye to shame.
You are a ugly chick paris, quit fooling yourself, and look in a mirror. I would not give your ugly face a 2nd look. You gotta nice body though, but you are a total buttaface.
I Love Paris .........
Not to be a hater, but it would be so cool if people in convos could IM each other so that the people who want to read snarky post-related comments can do so. I'm sure I'm not the only one who doesn't want to read the comments anymore. Which sucks, b/c the relevant ones add to the appeal of the site.
Anonymous | 04.07.06 - 9:32 pm | #
i understand what you're saying, but the fact is that most of the 'regulars' really don't know each other, they're only on here at certain hours, so no way could they IM each other. hell, i've been on here for a year and i have no clue who the people i'm talking to are, i had to be alert to even know their genders. you have a point in the fact that it would be cute if everyone could have a witty comment about the topic at hand, but unfortunately, that's not always the case. but like myself, you will find that if you come here with an open mind, you will enjoy this site, and your opinion will always be welcome.
Paris is one of those people that is dumb as she looks, if not dumber.
Asta | 04.07.06 - 10:00 pm | #
DUMBER FOR SURE
mpcmike - that was an excellent post. You are one easy-going, friendly guy!
I would add something that others have said about this which is that, usually, after the first 50-100 comments on any given post there is not much left to say about the topic so people go on to other things. Having said that, many posts where the comments go well above 100 will still be on topic, if in an indirect way.
In any case, if you see a post already has 150+ comments, expect there to be alot of chit chat. Things have just evolved this way and most people seem to be OK with it.
exactly, Brent. anonymous posters should grab themselves an avatar and a name and join in, IMO. speaking for myself, i would like to read the opinions of many, rather than a few. if people think we suck, they have every right to say so.
Not just dumb whores. Stupid, spoiled whores.
i would never do paris, if i were str8!!!
mpcmike, I've been coming to this site for ages. Not a newbie like you assume. Since it's just casual entertainment for me, grabbing a name and a pseudo-personality are not high on my to-do list. But if that's you thing, I'm not knocking it. Just saying like reading MK and funny post-related comments. Since it's not your site, no need to take it upon yourself to tell me what it's all about, or try to bully me as an old head on the yard. I'm one too, dear.
Brent - this stuff starts way before 100 or 150. It's annoying. If you feel indicted, so be it.
You both win a blow job from Paris.
I feel so stupid all of a sudden...
What the hell is wrong with Elle? This is the 2nd time that skank has been on their cover!
It looks like she's hanging onto a giant vibrator....ha ha ha ha
She reminds me of Big Bird
stupid elle. trash mag anyways. next!
Anonymous 04.07.06 - 11:27 pm
mpcmike was nothing but nice to you and I was just being helpful. Your response is bizarre and unwarranted.
Since you have so many other, more important things on your to-do list how about you start with #1 and go fuck yourself.
Among the style mags, I've always liked Elle's photography best, especially of the cover subject. You have to admit, they even make Parasite look kind of okay.
i think she looks beautiful and classy in these pictures.
Paris is in love with herself. In her home she has a huge pic of herself. I don't know why she bothers to date people. She would be cheating on her boyfriends with herself, b/c she will always be too in love with herself. She is dumb. Nicole is the one who made The Simple Life funny. She carried the show. And she could have done the show all by herself. But I guess we all need a worthless, dumb sidekick as a friend. That way they make us look better and more intelligent. Paris is dumb and her cd will suck. I already heard her song Screwed. I downloaded it for free. that's right..it was a "stolen" song. i woudln't pay for it. She has enough money as it is. Oh, btw, did I mention...Paris is dumb, can't act and can't sing. And she talks like a baby. Let's grow up and little. It's time.
shall we all give paris a little break?
Nicole Richie already wore Roberto Cavalli dress in Tattler last month... haha . check it out on
http://trent.blogspot.com/
She has no chin...
Cant see this fucking face anymore.
Why dont she pose for the "Bruised Crack Whore Magazine".Its more her niveau.
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