First!!!!
a horse face
uh.. cause they're horny and just wanna know.. so they can jack off or masterbate or gag or whatever
ohmygod, STFU!!! (not you, paulaj, LongWhoria!)
nice fake hair bitch
Jesus says so.
taking pride in being "first" is really really sad. grow the fuck up.
and secondly, put some damn pants on, woman, you're like 30.
She's hot!!! that's why
YAWN
That's her real hair, it's not fake!!! you dumbasses.
SO over her...
She is not cute
I'm a journalist, and I ask about vibrators on every interview. We learned to do that in J school.
i fucking hate her.
Ho bag
She's such a loud mouth, I wish she would shut up.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
um... b/c you are a SLUT.
OHMYGOD!!! her REAL hair???? thats amazing! how does she get it so....brown??
Probably because she had mentioned it in a previous interview.
pageantgal, 
Who do you write for, pageantgal?
stop hating on longHOTria, u guys are just JEALOUS, OF HER HOTNESS
Her face looks like my vagina.
People like to read about sex.
yeah, i wish i was 30-something and had to talk about sex and dildos constantly so people would pay attention to me.
find someone worthier to jerk off to.
JOHN, I don't deny she's very pretty. But she also doesn't know when to keeo her yap shut and is too much of an egomaniac to realise that no one cares about her sex life. Not even her fiance, apparently!
Bean, I write for a newspaper called LIFE in Philly and So. Jersey. I also write a column on food, fashion and culture.
I think vibrators shall be my next column....
Because the only thing interesting about you is your twat, Twat.
"taking pride in being "first" is really really sad. grow the fuck up.
and secondly, put some damn pants on, woman, you're like 30."
Jesus what a spazz. Take it easy theyre not beating a kitten, its a little foolish but so much anger there.
And why the second comment?!? why?!? "youre like 30"? why does that matter? clearly if youre hot youre hot, and if some 300 pound 20 year old took off her pants im assuming it would be ok cause shes 20?
yeah, i wish i was 30-something and had to talk about sex and dildos constantly so people would pay attention to me.
find someone worthier to jerk off to.
Stacu | 04.07.06 - 5:01 pm | #
Word.
It's hilarious how she talks about her sexuality in every interview then asks why people ASK her about her sexuality.
She must have fallen off the stupid tree and hit every branch.
Why does anyone want to ask her anything? Ho bag. Not that I can talk.
She must have fallen off the stupid tree and hit every branch.
io | 04.07.06 - 5:10 pm | #
Eva Longoria is the perfect example of a woman who has used every angle other than her brains to get her to her status.
Listen, LongWHORIA...it is because you can't seem to shut your yap about it.
Maggie, are you Eva Longwhoria? Because if you are, please pt a dick in your mouth and keep it there. Thank you.
pageantgal | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 5:12 pm
So true, pageantgal. And congrats for your journalism career, I have great respect for writers (as someone who can't write for sh*t!!).
they ask you because you are a slut that always talks about sex. and since you seem unsastified, how many vibrators do you have?
On second thought, join the Victoria Lundy club, but this time, stick the gun in your mouth!!!!!!!!! Jeez, it's been a long week and I am truly being a nasty bitch. Time to hit the bar. Y'all have a good weekend!
"Does this makeup make my skin look alien?"
"NO. Just shut up and arch your back. Nice."
Thanks, bean! I parlayed having a bad attitude and a bit of wit into a career!
Wow, how original! Another lingerie shoot complete with seductive stare!
Her hair is so brown because she dyes it that color. I saw her at a Spurs game in San Antonio last year and she was looking mighty rough under her baseball cap. And her hair was pretty fried. Makeup is definitely her friend.
Maggie, are you mentally ill? Her hair isn't that long. She had extensions put in for a shoot, celebs do it all the time. Calm down.
Yes, she is a pretty girl that becomes less so everytime she opens her mouth.
Vanessa Marcil is a better version (better looking, classier, hotter).
She is such a twit. And she can't act. The more I read about her the more I believe that her and her character on Desperate Housewives are the same.
She's the second incarnation of Paris Hilton.
stop hating on longHOTria, u guys are just JEALOUS, OF HER HOTNESS
JOHN | 04.07.06 - 4:59 pm | #
It's always quite amusing to me when certain posters say this about other posters that say
eva or any other ugly, overrated, celeb slut is "prettier" than us... (First that's so fucking stupid-- You don't even know what we look like and if you did, you would be drooling and trippin' over yourself like the idiot you are)
or that we are just jealous if we deny it --you are just being fed this garbage of who the hottest is through "hollywood" b/c they have to get you to believe it to get your $$$
Also I see gorgeous people around me every day that would put these celebs to shame...
So next time you attack another posters looks--just take a look at yourself and see how idiotic that is
It seems like they didn't have her shoe size in the prop room or her panty size. it looks like she's wearing a diaper.
sunny | 04.07.06 - 5:27 pm |
So true. Everyday I see people that are better looking than celebrities so I don't understand all this fawning over them.
Why does anyone want to ask her anything?
The only questions she should be getting are 'hey honey. how much?' from bald, middle aged fat guys leaning out of their car window.
sunny, you are so hot! will you be my internet girl crush? cuz I don't know what yu look like, bitch!
io | 04.07.06 - 5:29 pm
exactly!
Jesus what a spazz. Take it easy theyre not beating a kitten, its a little foolish but so much anger there...
Jinkw | 04.07.06 - 5:06 pm |
No, he's right. It's VERY foolish. It gets fuckig tiresome seeing that shit in response to every article.
So you're first. Who gives a shit?
I watched the promo for The Sentinel and some other trails over at the apple site and sweet jesus, how did we get here?
When I was a teenager, we used to go to the movies to watch the likes of Kathleen Turner and Michelle Pfeiffer - both unbelievably hot and talented.
Now we have a bunch of attention-seeking ho's from tv land like Aniston and LongWhoria, who can't act for shit, on the cover of every magazine, parting with such gems of wisdom such as, 'don't ask me about my vibrator' or 'dont make me your victim'.
That "talent" combined with nothing but remakes, sequels and shitty writing and then the movie industry is wondering why it's losing money.
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 5:34 pm |
well I have dark long hair, green eyes.....
really it's just the most stupid insult you could give another poster --that they are ugly and jealous of a celeb--unless you post a pic of yourself no one knows what anyone looks like..Duh!
oh and sure Mousie I'll be your internet crush!!
She should be asking the question why every person who reads her interviews wants to vomit when they are done.
Peaches | 04.07.06 - 5:37 pm |
I'm getting so sick of remakes and sequels. There's plenty of starving writers..get them to screenwrite something original! Or not even that, go to the bookstore and find a great novel and turn it into a movie.
Personally, I'm looking forward to Pullman's His Dark Materials movie.
sunny, I have red hair and green eyes. And yeah, even if I was a fug, which even MK will tell you I'm not (he knows what I look like), how these asshats gonna know if I'm a dwarf, a ginormous shamu or anything in between? How do they know you don't look like a tree sloth taking a nap? THEY DON'T! Asshats.
Why does anyone want to ask her anything?
The only questions she should be getting are 'hey honey. how much?' from bald, middle aged fat guys leaning out of their car window.
brent | 04.07.06 - 5:32 pm | #
Bwaaaa! And you know she's got a stinky "cellar" too! Did you watch "Green Wing"? I'm in love with Dr Mac, so cute and funny.
I've seen a grand total of one picture in which that bitch looks vaguely attractive. One. This ain't it.
So over her. She annoyed me on Y&R. There is NO way she is only 30, I refuse to believe it and she needs braces. Sorry, I have issues with teeth. Especially when someone makes money off of their looks.
The reason why they ask is because they know she'll oblige...
Ho.
Now you can see this bitch from space. She's now literally the biggest whore in Nevada, she's got a Maxin cover a million miles tall in the desert. Boy those aliens are going to think we are really smart now.
She says she's 30!? Ohhhh so she's a whore AND a liar.
J&B - the cellar... down beeloowww.
Dr Mac. Pffff. How typical. *rolls eyes*
Dr. Statham and Sue White (the insane shrink) always crack me up. Also dig Guy Secretan coz he's just such an utter
wanker!
BTW - bet 10 to 1 you're watching Newsnight Review now, right?
lemure | 04.07.06 - 6:04 pm FUCK! You so know IT!
MsAstro | 04.07.06 - 6:05 pm - Dude, I don't watch her show and know nada about her ass. How old is she really? She pulling a Zeta-Jones?
Because you're a known whore.
That's why they all ask you.
@Brent - Haaaa! I used to but some of the people on it , drive me insane ie Tom Paulin, Tim Lott and Tony Parsons. It is so obvious that most of them have no knowledge of culture outside that which belongs to the white middle class. Grrrr!
Mark Heap who plays Dr Statham is a comedy genius. He used to play a performance artist on "Spaced" , which is one of the best Brit coms ever. Guy Secretan reminds me of a couple of boyfs I've had..... Sue White is insane, did you see her with the turkey baster last week?
And enough with the pfft! Dr Mac is hot and I love The Kinks too!
Its like Meineke Mufflers
when you want to know , go ask the experts.....
I want see Tony Parker fuck her ass up , wheres that slopped up sex tape that should be floatin around any moment??!! I cant wait. bout the only things she is good for
Famewhore bitch.
@ Brent, if you're not already, you really need to watch Dylan Moran on channel 4 now. It is probably one of the best stand ups ever recorded. His impression of chav's ordering food abroad is farkin' genius!
I dunno Eva ??????
"JOHN, I don't deny she's very pretty. But she also doesn't know when to keeo her yap shut and is too much of an egomaniac to realise that no one cares about her sex life. Not even her fiance, apparently!
Mousie | 04.07.06 - 5:02 pm | # "
u may very well be right, but u know the bitch has to say crazy things to extend her 15 minutes of fame. LOL, why do u thinks all, these celebrities like tom cruise and what do they call old hag, that is married to cathy zeta jones, and also bill cosby, keep popping out and making stupid statements?
Her body looks like mine did when I was 12. i.e. underdeveloped and too tiny. At 26 years old, I feel like more of a woman that she could ever look in her photo shoots. (and of course, the obligatory explanation: I'm 5 feet 5, 118 pounds...and I could eat this girl for breakfast)
J&B - thanks! Am there. (aren't fridays at home exciting?)
Words cannot describe how much I hate this piece of shit.
J&B - on NN Review the one that gets on my nerves is Sarah Churchwell; fucking irritating as hell, aggressive, know-it-all biatch. (sorry)
Tom Paulin just makes me laugh. Rosie Boycott(?) and Mark Kermode are cool.
Who else wants to kill this bitch. She is all about the cammera and her, im sick and tired of her skinny ass. Yall let me know if you are sick of her too..
Because she's retarded and that's the only thing she can talk about.
She looks like a 13 year old boy...all knobby & bony. EW.
test?
test again were is my damn avvie?
brent | 04.07.06 - 7:48 pm | #
I like Rosie Boycott and Mark Kermode too. Not sure about the other woman you mentioned. Is she the young blonde girl who never shuts up? Fridays at home are just luverrly, sometimes. What did you think of Dylan Moran?
" I came 'ere on a plane you caaahnt!" I love the description of male genitalia and women's obsession with shoes too.
Haven't you noticed my name change? I'm Putney Minx now!
If Tony Parker wasn't so whipped, he'd tell her to shut her GD hole.
She looks like a 13 year old boy...all knobby & bony. EW.
orchide | 04.07.06 - 8:14 pm | #
It's kinda hilarious that half the girls the get noticed for their curves then go and starve them away, Lohan, Longoria, hell even Lara Flynn Boyle had meat on her when she first started out...sad its like getting rid of the assests that helped get you where you are.
Putney Minx? - Oh no! My whole sense of reality just shifted. I usually ID you by the pic. Sorry.
Yes. The blonde that never shuts up. I think she's American.
DM is great. Love the 'Irish hair' bit too. Saw him on a 'Comedy Store' show first time some years back and he was very good. Did this whole bit about what sort of man he thought his gfriend really wanted. It was kind of genius.
i wanna ask her to die.
i hate this canker sore.
i also hate when people hate on skinny-ass girls. it's just as wrong as hating on mandisa!! i was a tiny hipped girl, then i had a baby 3 weeks ago and i'm dying to be tiny hipped again.
hate on her because she's a vapid, boring slut with non-existant talent and because she's worshipped by teenagers too stupid to realize they could find a girl that looks better than her at walmart.
i am so much hotter than her, good lord.
@ Brent - the old name was too long winded! The pic is changing soon too. Its either going to be PJ Harvey, Dorothy Dandridge, Monica Bellucci or Thandie Newton. Not a fan of Thandie's, although I think she's very beautiful, like all Scorpio women, ahem....
My son's Father met Thandie in a club, before he knew me and she was all over him. My ex had no idea who she was and found her very arrogant and rah rah.
So instead of a future BAFTA winner, my ex got saddled with my cake making, floor sanding ass!
Dylan Moran is very cool, did you ever watch "Black Books?"
I'm off to meet Wentworth Sandman, nighty night!
Putney Minx - I did see Black Books once or twice. It never really took off, did it.
Thandie is pretty but comes off as being hard and hyper-ambitious. Your ex's assessment makes sense; except when it came to you, of course.
Scorpio? (oh boy)
Have fun with Whatever-worth. I'll be picking the lint from in between Britney's toes.
Scorpios are hot shit between the sheets. Most sexual sign of the zodiac.
LA - you're back!
What about Pisces? Or are they only hot stuff in water.
L.A., i beg to differ. my sign, Taurus,is the hottest in bed. that is, if you can get past our stubborness. but we're also the most loyal. 
It's officially. I'm completely turned off at anything she says or do. I think I may actually hate her..
Scorpio is actually the sign that rules the genitalia. They are very, very sexual and extremely intense. Being a water sign, Scorpio is emotionally based, so the passion here cannot be beat.
brent - of course, speaking as a Pisces myself, we are definitely white hot, especially in swimming pools and jacuzzis. 
Strictly speaking (as an astrologer), Pisces is very devoted to pleasing its partner, is very romantic, and likes to escape through sex. Great combo.
mpcmike - it's true what Taurus is very sensual. Taurus is across the zodiac from Scorpio and there is that ying/yang thing going on between them. I'd actually say Taurus is the most tuned into the body and the sense of touch. Food and sex go hand-in-hand for Taurus. Astrologers may agree that Taurus is #2 most sensual after Scorp. And loyalty is a good thing.
Lol. You sexed up your image too much Eva.
What's with the psycho-babble Zodiac crap...Let's focus - on LongWhoria.
LongWhoria is a goog old-fashioned stupid ignorant slut. I think I saw her one time down in Tijuana in one of those donkey shows. Poor donkey!
I bet when LongWhoria is alone she likes to play scratch and sniff with different parts of her body...and then tastes it.
Now that DH sucks I can't wait until this twatzilla becomes irrelevant.
What a stupid, stupid woman. She is quite'up her own ass' (thinks very highly of herself), doesn't she? The only thing that is going to shut this idiot up is for her man to dump her loose lipped, crass, attention seeking ass
Makeup is truly this woman's best friend. There were some photos of her circulating the Internet...she was out a restaurant eating a gooey quesadilla...and the photo showed her pulling a string of cheese from her mouth. She did not have any makeup on and was dressed in sweats. She wasn't fug but wasn't anything special either. My fiance calls her the Mexican Mouse.
In all fairness though, she always looks spectacular on the red carpet.
Remember the W.B. cartoon about the little Mexican Mouse? Longwhoria IS Speedy Gonzalez.
nice airbrush job.
Speedy Gonzalez? That is so funny. Eva does have gorgeous eyes, a nice toned body and great fashion sense though. I think it is just her media whoring ways and big mouth that make her less attractive. It was shocking that she told Allure that her boyfriend, NBA star Tony Parker, only had one partner before her. The poor guy! Imagine the shit he must have taken in the locker room over that?
That looks like Posh Spice to me.
I think she is a hot bitch!!!
Because, Eva, Whitney lost hers and she thinks YOU may have taken it.
dumb whore. no one really cares. ok?
Usually it's the ones who go on and on about their sex lives that either a) will talk about anything for attention or b) their sex lives are not all that. You see that a lot with the Hollywood couples who have the business contract type marriages where the husband is gay and/or the wife is a lesbian or some combination of the two and they are just saying things about their hot sex lives to cover up what's really going on (or NOT going on!) In Eva's case, I think she just has diarrhea of the mouth and can't shut up about herself.
SHE IS SMOKIN HOT!
Maybe it's because she's shaped like a little 5-inch vibrator - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
I would ask too!!!
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This bitch is so hot..if i had to eat the toilet paper b4 she'd let me do her..i would....
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