First!
Haha - Being first rocks and it's my first time. 
Are we that suprised?
Nut bags have to stick together!
it's easy to tell the mother to be quiet b/c they're not the ones pushing a fucking baby out of their vagina!
what next? kirstie alley's gonna be bringin over some oversized muffins to shove in her mouth?
It reminds me of Miranda and the nurse in SITC. It makes sense to me so maybe i'll become a scientologist. :P
no one yelled PUSH at me. why would they yell? like when you're having a contraction you don't know it? stupid ass actors need to check into how normal people give birth, in real life,
Shes Beaauuuuuutiful. John Travolta that is.
do i have a face now?
yeah, nice morticia!
the fact that scientology is so big in hollywood only solidifies my opinion that those folks are completely out of touch with reality! fuckin retards!
thanks Sammy. Since i couldn't have Lewis 
Morticia...you have a face now! 
Scientologists are fucking nuts...I will boycott the movie or TV show of any actor I know to be CO$.
This is the biggest bunch of crap I've ever heard about. I've attended HUNDREDS of deliveries, some women are moaners, some are groaners, some are criers, some yelp. But please, that baby is not affected by the sounds going on while its head is still buried in the birth canal, its ears covered in vernix. Or even afterwards for that matter. I've been in a nursery with 20 babies, one screaming its lungs out, alarms going off and the others snoozing peacefully. This is just stupid!!!
luv it Morticia!
Hate Travolta almost as much as Cruise now... freak
I wonder if the type of people that mindlessly follow this cult, that was invented by a failed sci-fi writer, are just a little....slow...dull...not bright....stupid?
Hate Travolta almost as much as Cruise now... freak
scout | 04.07.06 - 5:10 pm |
i know! travolta is a good actor, but i cannot support his dumbass any longer. fuck that stupid shit! scientology is like a fucking disease they pay to be infected with!
scout, you forgot some of us have lovely epidurals and make no noise.
god i loved my epi.
I've heard that scientology says that the mom and baby should be separated after birth.
Won't the baby have emotional problems later on in life if it's not allowed to bond with the mother during it's first days?
scout, you avatar makes me laugh and shudder at the same time. it's awesome.
How can I get an avator?
i am not even a big fan of travolta in the acting sense, other than primary colors.
i mean, battlefield earth is seriously the worst movie ever made, ever! and it's not just because it's about scientology, it's cause it's a fucking TERRIBLE movie.
io - you're right, scientology does take the baby away from the mother right after the birth...for about a week or so i think...
shit, i would cut a bitch if someone tried to take my baby after giving birth!
gravatar.com
I know Stacu and when your hubby's a doc the anaesthesiologists are real nice and give it to you when you're a "1"... "Oh, was that a contraction? What? I didn't feel a thing." 
My gravatar's starting to nauseate me...
sooo disturbed.
Big Man go to www.gravatar.com
Wow!
added u on myspace morticia
I need to figure out a scam to relieve these hollywood elitists of their $$$$.....hmmm....think think think...
I need to figure out a scam to relieve these hollywood elitists of their $$$$.....hmmm....think think think...
spin sycle | 04.07.06 - 5:18 pm | #
hahahaha :D funny shit
what a great PR job for $cientology....wow, everyone will want to sign up now after these sci-ho's try to cover TC's ass.
What kind of mothers would let their baby get taken aways in the first week???? I mean brainwashing and beliefs aside..wouldn't it feel wrong?
sammy - u sure you wanna do that?? i am republican you know..
i realize i'm likely to get boo'd out of here by admitting that, but oh well...
That's fucked up... If that kid comes out and everything is quite, what's that going to solve? The baby will be screaming so who the hell cares if the mother does.... damn aliens...
These people are just as scary as those polygamists in Colorado City. 
That's fucked up... If that kid comes out and everything is quite, what's that going to solve? The baby will be screaming so who the hell cares if the mother does.... damn aliens...
tina | 04.07.06 - 5:23 pm | #
damn good point! does that mean they don't slap that baby on the ass when it comes out??
If the idea is to keep everyone else quiet to keep the mother calm, that makes sense, but they didn't say anything about the mother shutting up. I think the person doing all the work ought to be in charge.
WARNING! WARNING! *waving robotic arms in the air and looking for Will Robinson*
If someone told me to "keep the noise to a minimum" when I was in labor with my son, I would have bitch-slapped them.
My son was 10 lbs, 10 oz. I had a c-section in the end which I'm thinking is not an option for Mrs. Tom Cruise.
Unwanted emotions? Like, happiness, love even? What the hell? The bitch doing all the work should be in control of who says what and when.
I SO want this baby to be breach, so they'll have to do a C-section. Just something to take it out of Tom's freaking control, mess his plans up.
i'm out bitches! gonna go get drizunk. see yalls asses monday
who is Anne Archer?
Well I can guarantee that IF this pregnancy is real, and the baby is huge, she is so not going to sit there passively and try to do it the regular way. Sometimes it's just not possible.......especially if the baby is at risk.
Maybe this will make her snap out of it (or find a loophole in her contract) and ditch his ass.
Maybe I'm crazy but it doesn't seem that crazy. They aren't telling the woman in labour to shut the hell up or else! they are just saying that the birthing room will remain calm and quiet throughout the pregnancy (meaning the people who come in to visit and/or help will try to say as little as possible). I'm sure th emother is allowed to scream her head off if she wants to. they just hope to focus that pain into something else.
Scientoligists are complete idiots period.
Is it also not traumatic to separate mother and child right after childbirth for a week or two??
.....Lunatic Aliens!
These fuckers are so brainwashed there's no hope left... 
Anne Archer was the wife in "Fatal Attraction".
Bye Morticia!
Shondi - She played the wife in Fatal Attraction.
you notice how NONE of the Scientoligist followers say if THEIR OWN children's births were "silent". I'd bet Kelly Preston giving birth to JET was like that scene in the beginning of "Jerry Maguire" where she's on top of Tom Cruise.....she was probably wildly screaming obsceneties. These people are insane. I believe everyone's entitled to their beliefs but this is just nuts!
The only way I would remain quiet if I were Katie, was if they poured cement in Tom's ass let it harden and have him take a silent shit next to me while I give silent birth!
*scientologists*
trying out new pic....
ME2
it's all good morticia, a difference in opinion is a good thing, as long as you're not a cunt about it (which you are not)
See, this is when Mia Farrow needs to step in and rescue Katie. Shit, she played a similar role. She would be perfect. Just go in steal her away and take her to Guam.
god, these scientolgists are making my week!!
tick,tick...
okay.fuck it.they emailed me and said it changed.
Ok bitches. Cum read my latest installment: Tales from the Bi Side
www.twinkconfessions.com
I'm off to the gym.
Lata!
~D
BTW - Have a good weekend Michael K.!
I feel really bad for Katie - these people she barely knows telling her what she needs to do with her body and her baby. RUN, KATIE, RUN!!!!
I am surprised. I always liked Anne Archer. I did not know she was such a weirdo.
i've read in a magazine interview before that kelly preston tried that silent birth shit but couldn't handle it so she asked johnny to take her to the hospital. she was trying to give birth at home.
When my mom was in the hosptial after having my sister, they brought her the wrong baby from the nursery and she had to trade with the woman next to her (my mom has red hair and the baby the next bed over did too). If she doesn't get to be around it for a week, they could bring her any old kid and she'll think it's hers.
DAMIEN! *slobber* *drool* *oh FUCK!*
The entire lot of fucked-up Scientologists need to stop imposing their stupid beliefs on others...They should just stay quiet (Anne Archer, Kirstie Alley, Priscilla Presley, Jofn Travolta etc etc). Perhaps, they need a pacifier to shut themselves up, too. Katie has been brainwashed and that's too bad for her. It's not a secret that Tom Cruise isn't the one who inseminated her...He's GAY!!! According to Scientology it's unacceptable to be an ass rumper...L. Ron Hubbards' son killed himself because his father did not accept his being a homo...
I just feel that everyone should stop making Tom Cruise richer and boycott his crappy movies...
Check out all the celeb loonies
http://www.scientology-
kills.org...celebrities.htm
Then go to the cult section
oh, damien, WHY must you torture me?
Shondi, this guy seriously needs to examine me. Did you see his myspace? WOW!
Aren't these wackos also into water births? Yet another thing I dont get.
You know what bugs the f*cking shit out of me, besides these asshats thinking they know what is best for any one woman giving birth? It is the fact that they think the birthing room is a f*cking circus...What do they think, that the nurses are all standing around chatting loudly about how their weekends were, or kareoking (sp?), for Chrissakes? Or that the doctor storms into the room shouting at the top of his/her lungs, "I'm here, start pushing!" Even when I had some complications with my first, everyone stayed calm, there was no shouting and no screaming. As for moving around, well, hell YES, they needed to be moving around, and not standing there, slack-jawed. Once F*cking John Travolta and F*cking Kelly Preston show me their medical degrees, then I'll listen to their bullsh*t about giving birth!
jason lee is a scientologist. *faints*
Rabies, did your mom freak out?! That is like every mom's worst nightmare, to be given the wrong baby!
Yeah, mousie, he is the hotness!!
I totally agree w/anonymous. People need to stop paying for Tom Cruise movies. He's a jack ass. Boycott Tom Cruise
Bean--No, she and the other lady knew what was up. They just kindly exchanged.
I interpret the whole silent thing the same way as Shana is: the birthing room & the people present should be as quiet as possible, not the woman in labor. When I was in labor with my son, just the sound of the TV on at a low volume irritated me & made the pain worse. So I can totally understand asking those who are present to basically act invisible (except the doctor & nurses). But telling the laboring woman to "keep it as quiet as possible" is asking for some pain. Maybe Katie should grab his balls & squeeze everytime she has a painful contraction & while pushing. When NutJob starts screaming like the little girl he is (wait, that's not fair to little girls-sorry), she can tell him to "keep it as quiet as possible."
If Cruise is his hyperactive self in the delivery room like he is in interviews, that would drive me nuts. I hope when Katie gives birth to the pillow he tones that bitch down (meaning himself).
thank god Rabies..you were almost a lifetime movie!!
io, say it aint so....I like Jason Lee....ugh...or rather, I did.
do you think there was a "cone of silence" in the surgery when John T. got his hair implants? just wondering.
I would say that she chose this on her own and she can back out if she wants but she's probably as scared of the Introspection Rundown as I am hearing about it.
Shondi | 04.07.06 - 6:06 pm | #
No, my sister Carrie would have been. But honestly, she died anyway so maybe my mom would have gotten the better deal.
I suuure wish I knew what these people malfunction was. ???? Moreover, I wish they'd flipping disappear!
oh sorry, that's sad
Bonnie Blue, according to
sloan | 04.07.06 - 5:52 pm |
he is! and so is Erika Christensen (sp?)...and Danny Masterson's brother who is dating Laura Prepon. (70's show).
this is getting depressing.
BEAN! Where are you, bitch! We need to hotfoot it over to Bonnie Blue's so we can get into position at Chris's place! I got the sangria!
I guess to each their own. Some might look upon Christianity's dining upon the body and blood of their savior pretty fucked up. No religion is devoid of weird shit and specific mores surrounding birth and death. The only thing that really pisses me off is that some people don't have a choice (children). While children can't help being born into any culture, usually they don't have to have a contract that signs their life away.
Aw fuck. Rabies, hon. I'm so sorry. I skipped around and missed what you said. That really is sad. I hate to hear things like that.
Mousie, Okay, I'm on my way!! Pray there's no traffic, and save me some Sangria (I'll bring the Cheetos and duct tape!!).
Notice the guests on MY NAME IS EARL....last night was Juliette Lewis and Giovanni Ribossi(sp) has been a guest too
me too, Rabies, I'm so sorry.
I loved Jason Lee until this and now I am divided....ugh
bye bean!
sloan | 04.07.06 - 6:16 pm |
yea after going to that website it was obvious. geez, you'd think skateboarders would be immune to cults seeing as how they're all anti establishment and all...and well just more laid back.
Scientology has thoroughly infected Hollyweird. I am just not going to support any movies with Scientolgist robots in it (not that I go to tons of movies, anyway).
Bye Shondi, have a great night!!
I used to think he was cool
sigh, me too.
I think the Scientologists keep each other working...maybe they have an "I'll scratch your back system"
They are so stupid. I don't recall yelling or screaming or cussing while having my babies. People telling you to push and being there encouraging you isn't a bad thing. People telling you politly to basically "Shut the Fuck Up" is.
Lets not forget Kelly Preston was in Spellbinder, she's evil, so is John, so is Tom and any and all of those wack jobs in scientology. I bet the room where Katie is suppose to have a baby in will be one creepy ass room. "This isn't a dream this is really happening".
I wish people would be more free to diss cults (ie not having south park taken off the air). I mean freedom of speech and tolerance is one thing but no one should feel guilty for speaking out against something that is so wrong.
Hmm, i wonder if any Canadian celebrities are scientologists.
Bye Beano!
i still say that the doctor in charge of the delivery should have the final say in how the delivery is conducted, and the cult of scientology should have no say in the matter. 
you go, Francis. being first rocks!
mpcmike - who TF is that in your avatar?
that's bigfoot. allegedly.
don't ask me why, it was funny at the time.
I'm quite nosey. Where do they serve awesome that awesome sangria?
My internet keeps dying >_< I just wanted to come back and say thank you for your condolences before. It really is ok though.
L. Ron Hubbards' son killed himself because his father did not accept his being a homo...
Anonymous | 04.07.06 - 5:51 pm | #
is that true? Bcs if it is that's TOO FRIGGIN' DELICIOUS
Not the suicide, you understand, but the implications....
Just when I think that whole "scene" can't get more fucked up, I hear something like THIS
anyone who's interested in seeing the names of other celebrities who are also scientologists click here:
http://www.scientology-
kills.org...celebrities.htm
sorry Anonymous | 04.07.06 - 7:06 pm | # was ME --just cleared my cookies....
just cleared my cookies....
sunny | 04.07.06 - 7:07 pm | #
that always sounds dirty somehow......
Ack . . Kelly Preston . . . my life in hell . . I went to high school with her, our pictures were next to eachother in the Senior year book, one day I hope to ask her what it's like to be married to a homo, and to have a house where you park your jet plane in the back yard. Bitch! I'd marry him too for those perks!!!
If religion is the opium of the masses, then Scientology is the opium of the asses.
You know, someone insightful (on this site) mentioned that only dumb asses seem to hook up with scientology. It really is the little yellow bus of religion isn't it?
All these fuckers need is the retard safety helmet to complete the look.
jenner | 04.07.06 - 7:09 pm | #
Perhaps Tom needs to blame his Mom and not his dad for his crappy childhood. Bet that bitch screamed during childbirth and fucked up his tiny mind...
I think the overt-ass kissing that Scientology extends to celebs (to help increase their visability/viablity) has a lot to do with the popularity of Scientology among the "celeb" set.
"It really is the little yellow bus of religion isn't it?" brilliant, absolutely brilliant. well played.
These are some sick FUCKS!
Shondi? Swan Brooner?
GO YANKEES!
Once again, Where are her parents?!
who wants to bet with me that the alien, sorry baby she is carrying is not going to come out till may on the day of the premiere for mi3: attack of the aliens. lol
EdwardVIII
i mean, battlefield earth is seriously the worst movie ever made, ever! and it's not just because it's about scientology, it's cause it's a fucking TERRIBLE movie.
sammy | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 5:16 pm
i loled so much at this. its something i would totally say. the tone is so on point. reminds me of south park.
Of course it will be a silent birth, hell, she's NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah, and Ann Archer's son is a higher up in The Church of Scientology.
You know what else has an adverse effect later in life? Being a dwarfish gay man who can't come to terms with it and joins a lunatic "church" to cover his ass.
"Of course it will be a silent birth, hell, she's NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!" Tinkerballs
Preach it, baby!
Has John Travolta ever done any interviews about scientology? I want to hear if he really believes in Aliens or if he believes he was once a clam or whatever. sounds soo crazy
Why not just render her unconscious completely, ala drugs or a fist.... simple. No noise during the birth.
ok so i had three kids, all without drugs ( not by choice beleive me! they came too quick) my kids were all 8 lbs plus, and i dont scream and yell, not cus of some scentology bullshit but who the hell has breath to shout, just bear down push out the kid and deal witht he pain later!
it IS common sense to do the work of having the baby instead of laying in a bed moaning and bitching about it!
Maybe Nicole K. doing the Stepford Wives movie was a "quiet" cry for help. Those Scientologists seem to like "quiet." She was probably saying "help me, please" and using the movie to do it. I bet they DO have creepy basements and have weird parties like "Eyes Wide Shut". That's why Tom C. was so comfortable doing that movie. It was probably about his life.
I had an epidural with my second child and it was wonderful. I had no dopiness or grogginess; just a nice absence of pain and then awareness when my daughter was born. Wish I'd had it with my first child.
Whatever anybody chooses--it is not up to Archer or Travolta or any of these lunatics to have an opinion about what goes on in Katie Holmes' (yes, Holmes--not Cruise) delivery room. They are really fucking scary fanatics.
toots | 04.07.06 - 10:49 pm |
Yes, fanatics is exactly the word.
I don't think it's so bad to not have people in the room yelling and making chaos.I would try it next time I have one....
That's fucked up... If that kid comes out and everything is quite, what's that going to solve? The baby will be screaming so who the hell cares if the mother does.... damn aliens...
tina | 04.07.06 - 5:23 pm | #
Tina you have a great point.
If that baby didn't come out screaming it would cause a stir. When my son was born, they had alot of trouble clearing his airways..he wouldn't cry , scream, etc. That's going to cause 5x the tension in the room than the mum screaming, moaning, whatever. Jeez just let nature take its course.
I must be a Scientologist...I did not scream and rant and rave while in childbirth. Epidurals are the shit! I really didn't say anything, groan, none of that shit like you see on "A Baby Story". I think some people may scream like lunatics cause that's what they see on TV and think how they are supposed to act. Or maybe I am just HOT SHIT!!
Yep, that's it---We're all screwed up in the head because there was noise and chaos in the delivery room. I totally remember coming out of the birth canal and seeing the doctor's ugly face yelling at the nurses. I'm scarred for life because of it.
Honestly, does anyone remember their birth? I think Tom Cruise's kid is going to be more screwed up having Tom and Katie around for parents, and living the Xenu-driven lifestyle he's forced into.
What's even more weird is that they think it's damaging to the kid if the mother screams, yet they think it's okay not to be married.
Are there any Save Katie t-shirts out yet? Someone should start a march on capitol hill for her.
scientologists are good at keeping quiet. like the fact that all their celebrity members are GAY.
I think wanting to keep the situation as calm as possible for mother and baby is very nice and thoughtful, but the way these people go about wording it and some of their motivations behind it really are crazy. To each their own, but...jeez.
I use to like John Travolta before I found out he was a Scientologist.
They are definately getting royalties off of each scientology book sold.
Yelling during childbirth means less oxygen for both. Screaming is for the movies... either do it natural with some sense about you or get an epidural.
I am not weirded out by this belief and I have a sprog of my own.
I guess to each their own. Some might look upon Christianity's dining upon the body and blood of their savior pretty fucked up. Rabies | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 6:13 pm | #
That was a metaphor. Christians don't drink blood or eat human flesh. Scientology is nuts. They got Katie a pacifier to keep her quiet when she is giving birth. That's crazy.
i've had 3 kids, all NATURAL. my last was the best labor and delivery, noise and people really bugged me, and I ASKED EVERYBODY TO BE QUIET so i could concentrate in a certain point (a word in a magazine, of all things! people chatting made me in a very bad mood. i found that if i didn't say anything i could deal with the pain better. i swear it helped. and i'm no scientologist. the nurse told me she had never been to a better birth, and this was 11 years ago, i had never heard of such nonsense. i just wanted to share my experience, freakish though it may be, and of course it was my personal decision, nobody told me to keep quiet or suck on a pacifier~
but serriously, i really think their auditing or whatever its called, is hypnotism.. and they have her hypnotized ...
that religion is a scam the irs and fbi has been at them for years b/c or taxes and millions of other corrupt things. its kinda interesting to learn about how corrupt these people are!
You know, someone insightful (on this site) mentioned that only dumb asses seem to hook up with scientology. It really is the little yellow bus of religion isn't it?
All these fuckers need is the retard safety helmet to complete the look.
Kats | 04.07.06 - 7:17 pm | #
__________________________________
I don't wanna wide on da wittle bus! I wanna wide on da big bus wit da wheelchair wamp!
Quantas Airlines needs to sever it's ties with John 'sissy' Travolta in a damn hurry....why the hell did they hold a press conference with that glassy-eyed bitch anyhow??? knowing that brainwashed, jowly faced (even after several plastic surgeries) is piloting across the skies scares the hell out of me...sheesh.....would you get on a plane with that shit as a pilot????????
Why can't Johnny just blast off into outer space and take all of his Church of $ buddies with him to L. Ron Hubbard Land? Why? I don't want to share airspace with this loon!
I'm so disappointed in AA, I had no idea she was a believer...
The best part about Kelly is that she has admitted -- IN PRINT -- that the births of her children didn't exactly go "the Scientology way." Mrs. Travolta said in an interview that the pain was too much and while she tried to finish things at home, but decided that she has to go the hospital, get the drugs -- and do things "the regular way!"
Yeah, I always like Archer too; no more. I won't contribute any dollars to loons like Cruise, Travolta, etc.
And why is this day and age would you risk having your child at home? What if there are complications? The birthing suites they have at hospitals are gorgeous and homey enough for anybody, and YOU GET ROOM SERVICE! I really enjoyed it. You'll be home soon enough; don't rush it.
These people are nuts....Fetuses can hear at 24 weeks. Didn't Tommy Boy take Katie to a Will Smith concert? I wonder how traumatic that was....In fact, tests have shown that the fetal heart rate slows when the mother is speaking, suggesting that the fetus is calmed by its mother's voice. It hears background noises, along with whoosing of the mother's blood flow, the gurgling of her stomach, and noises outside the womb. Good going, lets all of a sudden subject the baby to a noiseless environment where no one is speaking to it for a week after its born. Good luck Tomkat, trying to get your baby tomkitten's claws out of the ceiling when you finally speak to it.
I went to see "Thank you For Smoking" this weekend. Seeing Katie act semi-normal was really fucking sad. I feel like she's brainwashed. I've also done some reading on Scientology over the weekend and I'm convinced it really is a subversive fucking cult that I will not endorse in any way.
It sounds lame, but I've seen my last movie starring a Scientologist. I'm sincerely boycotting. I don't care if people think it's stupid or is a slap in the face to freedom of religion, but I refuse to throw any money at this SINISTER fucking cult.
I wonder if Katie will scream if she has to have an episiotomy.
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