première!!
GQ cover story, Diane Sawyer interview, revelation that father abused him, alien spawn imminent. Can you tell Tom Cruise has a new movie coming out?
I wish he would crash his plane and Katies worries would be over... Harsh? yeah so what
God save us all.... nut case... I'm sick of him... please alien god come get him off our planet..
Mere words do not describe the loathing and yes, hatred, I feel for Scientology in general and Tom Cruise in particular. I will be boycotting MI3 and urging everyone else to do the same.
Why don't we kidnap him, get him addicted to heroin, and then see HIM get himself off drugs? Bastard.
I would love for someone to go on tv and say they want Tom to cure them and this be a tv special
Tom Cruise makes me want to take drugs.
anon, i'd watch that show!!
god he is really delusional
He looks like a shady politician in that pic
heartsflowers | 04.11.06 - 12:06 pm | #
ditto!
he went downhill mentally, verbally, emotionally after his divorce in my opinion, i KNOW he was into scientology while with Nicole but he was never reall a "PUSHER" of it then...
I just want to knock those caps off of his teeth to start
kitkatwoman-your avatar is awesome.My idea of Tom and Katie's sex life when she emerges from the dark cloud of oblivion
What a fucking TOOL!!!
FAGGGGGGGGGGGG
I'm so with you, heartsflowers!
Man, I'm still not seeing avatars today
layna | 04.11.06 - 12:09 pm | #
thank you!
I fucking NEED drugs after hearing this guy flap his gums! Asshole!
ugh, shut up.
just shut your fucking mouth.
when does katie give birth to your lie?
Hell yeah, hearts!
Psst. In scientology, does cum count as a drug?
GQ= Generally Queer in this case
hearts - well spoken luv. I'm in!
nice one Rabies!
Rabies!! 
Does MK ever do his own work? Dlisted is practically all done by Stacy who sends in every story. I guess MK is just there to pick up the checks every month.
I can't believe he's going on about Scientology & drugs again while promoting his latest movie.
I didn't go to see War of the Worlds and it's not going to be hard to give MI3 a miss - it looks like another shitty sequel.
I can't see any avatars today, either.
Maybe TOM had them removed, because they're BAD for us. He wants us to take vitamins instead of reading Dlisted!!!!
I sooooooooooooooooo hope MI3 flops.
dude i think he's on drugs.
Anonymous | 04.11.06 - 12:13 pm |
Is that you, Perez?
Anonymous | 04.11.06 - 12:13 pm |
Is that you, Perez?
jennifer | 04.11.06 - 12:14 pm | #
Jenn, it would not surprise me
suggestions for names for tom's baby:
-Lil' Baby Beard
-Toldja!
-Career Path Rescusitator (CPR)
-Mommy's Meal Ticket
-Moses
-Donor (after his father)
-Soccer Star
he needs to be on drugs!! really hard drugs!
Thanks, guys! 
I think we can start a grassroots campaign here on Dlisted to boycott any Scientologist's product...watch out, Tom Cruise and John Travolta, for starters!
Off topic: I still cannot see avatars! and I cleared cache and rebooted...to boot! 
I'm staying with the drugs!!!!
tim | 04.11.06 - 12:16 pm | #
- Lucky
- Whew
- See I told you!
LOL
Is that you, Perez?
jennifer | 04.11.06 - 12:14 pm | #
something going on between MK and Perez? :confused:
""I have to say, I've always found the 'if it makes me feel better, it's okay' rationale a little suspect." I do pilates and yoga because it makes me feel better. I guess I need Tom Cruise to get me off the powerful Yoga-Pilates drug. HATE!
His ego knows no bounds. What an asshole!
Hail Xenu!!
Cruise reminds me of used car salesman.
I also can't see any avatars.
Wish I was Tom. I could heal the afflicted, have a child through immaculate conception and have all the answers for all of society's problems.
tim/kit w/the names!!! LMFAO!!
toyness: LOL!!!!
He has lost all credibility. I hope MI-3 sinks like the Titantic.
tim - add "Turkey Baster" to your list!
Shit! when is this freak going to overdose?
Perez is a stupid whore! Let him know!
http://www.petitiononline.com/pe...1/
petition.html
I can't see avatars either . . . WTF?
Does he have any idea how hard it is to get off heroin and crack? I think he's an insult to anyone struggling with an addiction. 15% of people are able to rid themselves of their addiction and he thinks he can change that. Fuck off!
LA! awesome!!
How about "Yearling" for how long she's gestating it
Who is his publicist now?! He has absolutely lost it. 
My oh my, What did Katie get herself into? 
GO YANKEES! 
"He probably gets you off drugs by impregnating your ass with an alien fetus" lol!!!MK.
Geeze, this guy is something else. He thinks he's a healer now! The World According to Tom. He can cure mental illness,depression, drug addiction, and homosexuality all with vitamins, and Scientology.
I bet the MI3 movie producers are slitting their wrists right about now.
rabies, i love "yearling" and i hope people start calling it that.
So you think Whitney Houston will be calling him????
O.K. so, in addition to being a Top Gun pilot, a war hero, a wall street tycoon, a mentor to his autistic brother, a FANTASTIC bartender, a Messiah in the Church of Scientology, an OB/GYN, AND a psycho-therapist, he now can claim to be a certified drug counselor?!?! Wow. What an amazing man. Where DOES he find the time??
tim - add "Turkey Baster" to your list!
LA | Homepage | 04.11.06 - 12:22 pm | #
Hilarious!!!!
he's nearly cured my homosexuality.
he lends shame to it.
I can't see avatars either . . . WTF?
JAY | 04.11.06 - 12:24 pm | #
Thank God I can still see my little ookie mookie schnookie. pant, pant
lol - Good afternoon!
And the baby's name should be Xanadu.
The Yearling- priceless rabies. Hope it catches on!! I just don't get it. They have a website bashing the new James Bond; Daniel Craig before the movie is even out, and they let this a** run around like this without a website. Yeah I know about FreeKatie, but this guy deserves a real grass roots movement to shut him up, and out! What an ego!
count me in on the boycott Mizo.
Leave Tom alone, he's PMS'n!
Ya know, cult religions aren't so different from addictive drugs. Scientology is like LSD in its bullshit consciousness-expansion rhetoric. Heroin detox in 3 days? Yeah fucking right. Scientology is just another crutch, and I think it's more than obvious by now that its poster child isn't exactly balanced.
Everytime he speaks I want to drink heavily! He's a hypocrite, Scientology is HIS DRUG.
Let's see:
Makes you do/say dumb shit? check
Alienates you from others? check
Makes you lie and exhibit bizarre behavior? check
You exhibit delusions of grandeur and false pride? check
Dangerous to your health? (well I knock the shit out of him if I ever meet him) check!
Yup, scientology addict
I have been boycotting him and his stupid films since he made that comment to Brooke S. Do NOT start talking about Paxil Tom. Do NOT even go there.
Good point lemure!!!!
yes dear, your right NoAnji he is PMSing.
Personified
Mental
Shithead
thepaxillsnothelping12:27pm
you forgot lawyer military/civilain, irish immigrant, vampire.....
Amen lemure.
Oh and I just saw a picture of Katie a few days ago (she was shopping I think). She DOES look dazed and confused. And she looks like she could burst out crying at ANY moment. What happens if she gets post-partum depression and kills Tom because he wouldn't let her have drugs? Tom will probably be his own mortician, too.
There is a Tom bashing website. Let me see if I can find it again.
Don't let this fuck ruin my May 5th B-Day with his suck ass movie opening! Please, please, please don't see it!
OakRaiderfan, LOL!! I did forget those! I couldn't remember all of the contributions he has made to society. They should just make him a saint and a knight already and get it over with.
And WTF was that jumping on the couch shit?
the paxil - boy do I agree on that. Fucking moron. No man has any room to comment until he pushes a baby out of his va.... oh, wait....
Can anyone see avatars?
Tom cures heroin addicts by talking endlessly to them about his deep feelings of love for Katie Holmes, how much he loves to laugh, fly planes, read L. Ron Hubbard Sci-fi novels, and have Sunday Brunch at the Travolta Compound.
The heroin addict is "cured" because after you have blown your brains out because you don't want to hear any more about how COCKTAIL is an "mis-underestimated" movie, it's pretty hard to ingest heroin. So far his rate is 100% I'm not even a heroin addict and if I hear one more thing about Tom Cruise, I may take my life, so those poor heroin addicts don't stand a chance.
And WTF was that jumping on the couch shit?
BootyWater | 04.11.06 - 12:39 pm |
I'd say, using his own words, "An affront to [his] dignity."
Here you go. The folks who run this board tell the truth about Tommy Boy to anyone who will listen.
Interestingly enough, it's attacked and hacked and spammed offline by scientologists about once every couple of weeks or so.
They must feel threatened.
http://www.tomcruisehq.com/tchq_...kboard/nfphpbb/
I said on the other story about "The Omen" film that Tom is probably telling Katie to keep the baby in her until 6/6/06 (the film's opening) so it will cause a media frenzy. He would probably say he had something to do with it, like he is certified in hypnotism and brainwashing and he performed it on Katie.
The previews for Scary Movie 4 has some Tom and Oprah shot and it's hilarious!! Everyone thinks he's crazy!!!
Thanks Bug Spray, I love it!!! Bwahahahaha!!!!
They can name the baby Pillow and he can hang out with Michael Jacksons kid Blanket.
"Tom will probably be his own morticain, too" lol theoazilisnothelping. And please, all ears about the website bugspray.
Jennifer~ May 5th is my anniversary, I think we will spend it posting cult intervention posters at the theater.
jennifer - for sure!!!
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Jerem.../JeremyPerkins/
Too bad he could not help the dude that killed his mom.
Pillow - funny!!!!
Didn't Tom Cruise not finish high school? Who the fuck made him a doctor...L.Ron that's who. i answered my own question.
I was personally saved by Tom - I was a big time heroin user - then I was locked in a room and forced to watch Eyes Wide Shut for three days...I won't even eat a poppy seed bagle now!
"I have been boycotting him and his stupid films since he made that comment to Brooke S."
lol - I remember that interview when he asked about Shields: "You look at, where has her career gone?"
Umm, hullo? Let's look at prominent scientologists Kelly Preston and his ex Mimi -- where are their careers exactly?
Last I checked Preston is doing TV commercials for Neutrogena and Mimi can't even get on Lifetime these days.
Fuck you Tom!
I love this website. You guys are funny!!
Glen | 04.11.06 - 12:48 pm | #
HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
p.s. one day at a time!
Glen-LOL! Eyes Wide Shut was one of the worst films ever. I didn't even make it through the whole thing. The only reason I got it was because everyone was saying they were nude in it and there were some racy scenes. But it was just really boring to me.
Another Tom Cruise website:
http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/
Sarah- he didn't finish school but he cured his own dyslexia- I guess you can add cures learning disablities to the list too...
Thanks for the link Peaches. Best line: "Breaking News from Barabra Walters: He's still nuts!!"
So scientology cures drug addiction, but couldn't cure Kirtsie Alley's food addiction. Is Jenny Craig a scientologist?
why doesn't tom just quit doing movies and be a doctor? he pretty much knows everything about medicine and "curing" people anyway. BOYCOTT MI:3! i'm sick of this bastard.
welcome Cammie This is my fave quote:
Note to Tom Cruise: You are maxing out. Wearing out the welcome. Becoming less the tolerable and moderately talented and mildly likable megastar and more like an itchy boil on the deranged ferret of popular culture, requiring lancing."
- Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Tom needs to meet Pete Doherty. I don't think he'd meet with a lot of rehab success there...
Peaches, that is a great quote!
"itchy boil on the deranged ferret of popular culture, requiring lancing."
LOL!
I would love for someone to go on tv and say they want Tom to cure them and this be a tv special
anon | 04.11.06 - 12:07 pm |
what i would like, is for someone to say they can cure Scientology and beat Tom's ass to a pulp on TV. now THAT shit i would watch
OMG!!!! The crazy is baaaack!Who let this dog out again?
Woohoo! I have tickets to Scary Movie 4 tomorrow! Buwaaahaahaahaaa!
I'm stupid.
Did he invent the fucking wheel too? What an ego this troll has----the only thing that Scientology has done for him is to turn him into a certifiable whacko.
How can I become a friggin sponser for this website Peaches lol- thanks for the welcome!! Moonmaid I think your idea of Tom healing Pete is hysterical, and pure genius!!
The mental images are whirling around in my head- oh the possibilities with this one...
Seriously, if the producers of M:I:3 know what's good for them, they'll lock this nutbag up in his house until the movie is released. He's starting to scare people.
Yah, I'm sure he fucking cured someone of their heroin addiction. They probably killed themselves from being around him and he counts that as curing them.
why do they continue to pacify Tom?? seriously - is he so big that he can get away with this bullcocky and still have positive publicity?! kick his cult-ass to the curb already!
AM- you can just imagine Kirstie Alley going "F*** Scientology!! I want a donut!!"
The "Call Jenny Craig" line still reminds me of that scene in Nutty Professor where he has a zillion acupuncture needles stucking in him and the guy goes, "Maybe you should try Jenny Craig"
Wow. What an amazing man. Where DOES he find the time??
thepaxilisnothelping | 04.11.06 - 12:27 pm | #
Dont forget race car driver!!
Can anyone see avatars?
meramari | Homepage | 04.11.06 - 12:40 pm
I can see em... Just not my own
I'm glad that his latest ploy to get sympathy (child abuse) is totally backfiring.. There is not enough good PR that is ever gonna help this poor bastard
They can name the baby Pillow and he can hang out with Michael Jacksons kid Blanket.
weenie
ROFL
unfortunately, mi3 will probably do well at the box office. what the producers don't seem to understand though, is that it would do a lot better if tom wasn't a certifiable whacko.
Actually on the Scientology site, you kinda get the feeling they don't want to be linked to Tom. Something like, "While most celebrities make a personal choice to be vocal about their beliefs, we the church do not encourage nor persuade them to." I dunno.
If I ever meet Tom in person, I'll be sure to remind him about his lil loin cloth in Legend. Bwahahaha..oh yes some of us remember.
I swear, Katie has had that kid. If you go here and look at the comparison pictures, her face is smaller, her butt is smaller, her boobs and thighs are smaller. Nobody gets skinner right before they have a baby!!
She's had the spawn and they're hiding it until the exact right PR moment...
http://p102.ezboard.com/
ffreekat...icID=1675.topic
This just gets weirder and weirder!
Does he ever stop!! He thinks he's the authority on every topic. He has no idea what causes addiction and how it works, yet he claims he can sure addiction is 3 fucken days! I find it so funny how he thinks psychiatry is bullshit, cause I've never seen a person more in need of some serious help! I bet he's still wounded from being labelled dyslexic as a kid, fucken cry baby.
Bug Spray | 04.11.06 - 1:54 pm | #
I totally agree! A couple of weeks ago, I said that if she had the baby before he was ready for her to, they would just keep it a secret. You watch, that kid will be "born" with teeth and crawling at 3 weeks!!
I find a new reason every day to despise this freak!!!
Everyone should read about Lisa McPherson - she died while scientologists were "caring" for her after a psychotic episode.
blah, blah, blah...
mikki: I read about that and it is some freaky shit. They deprived her of food, water, and she had all kinds of bug bites on her body.
Now there is a town in Florida that is going to be a new hub and is loaded with the freaks with their own "skools" and camera surveillance, etc. I read that in rolling stone about 2 months ago.
*Shudder*
I feel like going to Walgreen's and picking up some syringes just so I can piss off Tommy boy. Seriously, that shit about depression meds kills me. I wouldn't be here without my meds, and who the fuck does he think he is to advise anyone on their condition, medical or otherwise? I hope everyone gets pissed off enough and stops seeing his movies and buying his dumb ass movies on DVD.
There is NO WAY I will pay to see a Tom Cruise movie ever again. Just looking at him makes me sick.
He has nerve making people this sick when denouncing medication.
I think he should play Mother Theresa rather than Parasite Hilton!
He is soooo good at fixing all of societies ills.
Piece of closeted trash!
Tom Cruise is both a Giant Turd and a Big Douche. He's a fucking punchline. He is approaching Michael Jacksonian heights of weirdness. Seriously, I couldn't care less if he's gay or if he isn't. I feel sorry for Katie but I think she knew she was making a deal with the devil, and if she didn't, she should have. What bothers me is his fucking irresponsibility vis-a-vis serious mental illness and the tremendous benefits that accrue to the many people who take DOCTOR-ORDERED psychotropic drugs. Every worked in a soup kitchen, Tom? These guys don't have the $300,000 it would take to acheive your OT 7 level. Fuck off, douchebag.
This is bloody HILARIOUS!
Everytime he speaks I want to drink heavily! He's a hypocrite, Scientology is HIS DRUG.
Let's see:
Makes you do/say dumb shit? check
Alienates you from others? check
Makes you lie and exhibit bizarre behavior? check
You exhibit delusions of grandeur and false pride? check
Dangerous to your health? (well I knock the shit out of him if I ever meet him) check!
Yup, scientology addict
lemure | 04.11.06 - 12:33 pm | #
My votes for the child's name:
1. Ritalin Paxil Cruise
2. Adderal Effexor Cruise
3. Wellbutrin Lithium Cruise
4. Xanaxdu Cruise
12 Steps of Tom Cruise
1 - Admit - you know everything
2 - Believe the shit you talk
3 - Turn your will (and $) over to Scientology.
4 - Take an inventory of everyone else.
5 - Admit to everyone your undying love for your baby's moma (who knows your ass is crazy)
6 - Were entirely ready to tell everyone else what they need to do.
7 - Humbly tell your baby's mama that she has to be quiet while giving birth to your baby (sure - I will be quiet - just take your fucken nasty ass scientology balls back from the cult and put them in my hands during the labor).
8 - Made a list of all people you can offend, offend them and then justify yourself as being almighty
9 - Made direct insults whenever possible
10- Continue to take everyone else's inventory and promptly tell them when they are wrong.
11-Sought to improve everyone else's contact with Scientology.
12-Have tea with John Travolta
For those of you seeking to expose the con that is $cientology:
www.scientomogy.info
This is run by a hero out of New Zealand who has been threatened by the cult. It's one letter off Scientology...those tools have NO sense of humor.
"Tom claims he can help someone get off of heroin addiction in 3 days with the help of the Scientology detox program."
I wanna see Tom Douche trying to get Pete Doherty of his addiction(s)...
Even in his f*ck up state he would would beat Tommy into a bloody mess just for scoring some of his Vitamin Pills
Thanks for the link Bug Spray. Those pictures side by side (or rather, up and down) sure do provide a convincing case that she has already given birth to this child.
The comparison showing her fuller thighs, and backside, compared to the recent 'PR shopping photos' clearly show that she has "lost" considerable weight in both of these areas. The baby was probably seperated for "conditioning" as per the Scientology creed weeks ago. I don't think we can even image how warped this guy is!
i hope mi3 bombs....tom needs to take his money and vanish...
Re: "I have to say, I've always found the 'if it makes me feel better it's okay' rationale a little suspect.".....isn't that why he's into Scientology?
Can't someone shut this man up?
Yeah his freak religion wont let him take drugs but he can get married then divorced then married then divorced - and so on and so on... my gaud Tom the only reason your damn "religion" can cure you from drugs is that they perform a labotomy on all the followers. Once done, you cant even remember your true idenity let alone what drugs you may have liked....
Dinty would be a nice name:
Daddy
Is
Not
Tom,
Y'hear?
or,
Daddy
Is
Not
Tom,
Yeah!
Well, he's definitely helped me get off wanting to see any of his films, or him.
Wow. Maybe scientology really is on to something.
I can't tell you how much I loathe this guy. I thought he was so PR conscious--don't his people tell him what a laughingstock douchebag he is? Someone shut him up!
I am boycotting MI3, no more Tom Cruise
I not just boycotting MI3, I won't watch any of his pay-per-view movies or even free reruns of his old movies. I'm done with him for good. Can we send him to another planet? Even the Church of $ can't control his mouth, but he's running around trying to control everyone else. When is Kate's pillow going to hit the floor? At the première of MI3?
i dont like how everyone bags on tcruise. so what if he believes in scientology; i bet half of you monkey faced b*tches dont even know what its about. he believes in something so just let him be. yall believe in christianity, catholicism, buddhism, hinduism, bullshitism so why cant he believe in this shit. yall are the ones who are crazy. take a glimpse in the mirror and youll soon find someone whose looking for some scapegoat to your own personal problems. why am i even wasting my time on this website (please, never stop updating). peace.
soy, I hope you die in your sleep.
I would prefer to show me how to make that money.
But as much as I heard his cult is only good at taking it from you.
I'm fine with them not supporting drugs, but that detox program is just too suspicious...
tom cruise is the most powerful the most talented the most sexy actor of the univers and i don't care if he is a muslm or jewish or what ever he want to beleive !! every body is freeeeeeeeeee!!!! to have a faith in what they want !! rasicte bastards!!!!
hey hearts flowers you must call your self "HEARTS OF STONES " what is your fuckin probleme ????? do you know tom cruise personely . talk to him?? WHAT DOES HE DONE TO YOU ?? " we have to boycott" it's so pathetic i just hope that mi3 gonna kick your ass so hard !! bitch! and all you haters WITHOUT LIFE!!! MI3 ROCKS!!!
oh look. retards post too. duhhhhhhhh.
tom cruise is and will be the one whatever you can tell about him !!! if you like it or not rasicte!! he's rich famous powerfull !! and he realy does't give a fuck with your bull shits!!
we love and will always love tom cruise and support him you got that pathatic haters? every body is free to beleive in what they want and i respect theme !!!
Maybe he will move his crazy ass to the middle east with Jackson. Then again we can only wish... As far as his going off on drugs. I think a joint would probably be good for him. Can't make him anymore fucked up then he already is...
Hey! Tom is hot -- a great actor -- can't wait to see MI-3!!
JYLondon.blogspot.com
I swear, Tom Cruise is so stupid... him and Scientology... I think he's been brainwashed into a cult of other celebs w/ Scientology such as Jenna Elfman, Isaac Hayes, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston. It's insane and so is HE. Which reminds me, did anyone happen to catch Conan O'Brien's celebrity survery segment last night?
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