It's awful when someone is talking to you, but they are scanning for something/someone more interesting.
is he playing the unibomber in an upcoming film? he's gross.
well whoever it is has a booger-colored sweater on and no butt.
There's absolutely NO body language that indicates those 2 pictured here are lovers or GF/BF - probably more like an acquaintance, like as assistant or dog sitter - could even been a fan that came across him. His heart is still with cutie Austin!
I love that headline!
it's not that he's disinterested, it's that he's either supremely annoyed or pissed. he's trying to get away from her, and she's cornering him...and chewing his ass out!
"at least clean the ass juice off your dick before you come over to my house!"
people who clip cell phones on belts and/or pockets are morons.
Am I the only one that doesn't get the Jake attraction?
Get real... she's probably his assistant or something.
hellokitty: no, you're not the only one. he's fug & has no neck.
i feel bad for Jakie Poo...all these people trying to OUT him..when it's such a private thing! he is allowed to have guy friends without the speculation that they are his latest lover....if Jake isn't Toothy i wonder if TT sees all of the speculation and gossip he's under and decides not to come out!
Lose the beard! And I mean that in more than one way...
Maybe she has really bad breath. Also, she needs to buy some ass pads.
MK wakes up at 11 am, watches The View and then starts blogging. What a manly life. lol
kind of looks like melissa joan hart love hewitt or whatever her name is.
That sweater screams "Midwest"!
Jake will be just fine y'all!
Hey lady, GapKids called, they want their shirt back
Fugly assed bitch is totally reaming him about something; you can tell by their body language that they have, um...issues.
And no, I don't get the whole Jake thing either. He has "duh" face.
oh god, where is butt? and that sweter!!Horrendous.
Notice she doesn't even try to stop him when he runs out into the street.
That's not love!
Aparently even gay cowboys like big calves.
hello kitty,i don't get it either. inverted ass and love handles isn't a good combo.
Apparently, that is.
jake ain't even trying to hear what this flat butted chick is trying to tell him....
that mystery woman is his assistant valerie. i used to work with her and now she brags to everyone who will listen that shes jake gyllenhall's assistant
Hey lady, GapKids called, they want their shirt back
JAY | 04.12.06 - 12:03 pm | #
LMFAO!!! 
he's hot.
You look at me when im talking to you!
That is the flattest white girl butt i have ever seen in my life, that has suddenly made me appreciate my booty
oh and she used to dress exactly like that in college too hahhaha
He's pissed, don't wanna talk.
She's got Parasite butt syndrome
He's hot!! I think he's distracted by the cameras - the poor guy can't talk to anyone without speculation about his sexuality. I miss his smile... I wish him happiness. And I hate the world for making sexuality such an issue.
JAY - you are hot today. Something tells me the Caption This will be yours! 
Yeah, he looks like he's annoyed at something. Maybe he's pissed cuz her ass is too small to cornholio!
I have seen this woman before she is no girlfriend she is Jake's assistant.
Come back to me, Jake!
MizRo, even those of us in the Midwest gave that style sweater up five years ago.
SHES HIS ASSISSTANT
hahhha on more time for those who cant read
Jakey needs a haircut and shave. The chick needs to do some ass exercises. What a flat ass she has. 
NoAnjl - you finally get an avatar and none of can see your shit, bitch! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CUKE!?
thank god it's his assistant... he is so damn sexy- I'd rather imagine him with Austin than a chick like this or Kiki.
he can't he'll turn to stone
I think she's saying "If you come out then you won't have any work. Then there'd be no reason to have an assistant. Come on, please. Don't do it! I need the job!"
oh sorry just read the comments--I thought it was kiki at first glance-you know the flat butt and all
Is her ass in that purse? Did she pack it away somewhere?
I dont get the Jake thing either. His grin is one of the creepiest things Ive witnessed and those basset hound eyes are a huge turn off.
oh sorry just read the comments--I thought it was kiki at first glance-you know the flat butt and all
sunny | 04.12.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Sunny, I thought the same thing at first...
I don't understand people who don't get Jake. His smile is soooo sexy - and those gorgeous eyes... I thought he was sexy before I saw that smile, but once I saw it I was completely gone.
its not that we dont 'get him' we just think he's ugly.
I thought this was Kirsten too.
Is her ass in that purse? Did she pack it away somewhere?
Julia_Claudine_Deveraux | 04.12.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Mousie!!! Your cuke is back!!
I havent been able to see avatars, and then Scout's pops up and scares the shit out of me.
Did I miss anything for the week I was out??
Hot gravatar, Sassy Ass!!!
If its his assistant, then I bet she's asking for a pay raise or some time off, and thats why he won't look her in the eye!
that sweater she is wearing is hideous... i've come to the conclusion that jake and i would never work out since apparently he likes his women snaggletoothed and frumpy
she's wearing one of the ugliest sweaters i've ever seen
I don't think Jake is that interested in her ass or in what she's wearing.
EdwardVIII | 04.12.06 - 1:03 pm | #
Thanks..
Am I the only one that doesn't get the Jake attraction?
hellokitty | 04.12.06 - 11:56 am | #
No, I agree. He looks a lil downs to me.
I've seen her on pictures with him before.. she's a personal assistant or something..
I'm sorry, but how do people that look this get to be Hollywood assistants?
Damn, I'm organized, and a hell of a lot better looking and put together than this woman. I'll be Jake's assistant...though with all the rumors he probably wouldn't want a male assistant.
But seriously though, whenever you see stars' assistants they're always so frumpy! CaCee Cobb or whatever was the most attractive one I've seen - and that's not saying much!
He's dealing with her the same way he is with his homosexuality to the public.
Cue that whole river in Egypt thing now.
This dude is ugly. Why do we care about him. Oh and he's not gay.
We care about him because he's gorgeous, intelligent, talented, sweet and oh so sexy ... whether he's gay or not.
"Jake? Jake? Are you listening? Helloooo?"
He cant look at her because shes wearing a hideous sweater circa 1994
The chick in the pic has a flat butt
i don't care what the story is, MK - that headline alone makes everything worthwhile. i adore your wit
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Don't you just wanna cover Jakey's face in jizz? :-P
Austin, Austin, where for art thou, Austin?
she looks like she has a pretty face. whatever, it's his assistant.
and doesn't kiki dunst have the most inverted ass of all time and constantly out in public looking like shit? just sayin!
what is the story behind her, phenonymous?
Haha, i knew Toothy Tile was crazy over Austin.
Hey MizRo, way to make fun of the midwest. Get your facts straight before you start making ignorant remarks like that. Stupid.
I don't know, the beard thing is kind of working for me. In two of the pics he looks like is actually is looking at her, you just can't see it because of the shades. I have to admit I feel a bit foolish pouring over these photos trying to figure what's going on, but then life is sometimes a puzzle isn't it?
I must be the only one who sees absolutely nothing wrong with this woman. If he were walking down the street people wouldn't be criticising her.
Anyway, another vote here for the Jake and Austin bandwagon. Hooray!
he = she. Blah.
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