meh and snuh
I think he just outed himself!
Funny shit.
mmmmmm nachos..(drooling)
Best photoshopping ever...but COME ON, no straight teenage male watches Oprah after school.
AGH! My eyes! My eyes!
Where the hell is the Clorox?
OMG, that picture is so hypnotic. That fat guy's nipples are...fluffy?
what about eating a cookie-sheet of nachos and watching christopher lowell....that's what i do when i get home....
does that make me a...oh wait, i just heard myself.
read this on http://ohnotheydidnt.com days ago
He's so obsessed with his looks that this doesn't surprise me.
He watched Oprah after school... WTF..I would have rather read he watched Springer. I don't know any teen boys that watch Oprah.
i would come home and eat junk food and watch the three stooges. i didn't get fat, though, just stupid. 
he's so gay
lots of fags were fat during puberty.
and, lots of fags watch oprah.
and, fags eat nachos.
and, fags go to the beach.
A+B+C+D = FAG
Wow he is quite the standard issue gay, its almost too boring.
tim!
tim you are funny!
It would have been worse though if he said General Hospital instead of Oprah!
Brilliant Photoshop work...love it!
Love the picture of him. He is gay, why not just say so??? I do feel sorry for people that are over weight, so I will not be saying something about when he was fat.
oprah after scool and cookies... he is so staight!
Wow I'm a woman and never came home and watched Oprah. Ugh I'm so ashamed of him.
My gay friend Dan just said "Yeah that comment was pretty much like the battle cry of the gays."
LOLOLOL
I wonder if he has concealed man titties.
tim - LOL!!!
Watching Oprah whilst eating cookies and nachos. I don't see what the problem is?
Bwahahahahaha! That pic. is priceless.
On a side note I used to LOVE parker lewis can't lose.
If that comes out on DVD I'm so there!!!
Warren | 04.12.06 - 12:28 pm | #
No way. My dad (he's straight) is a hardcore Days of Our Lives fan since he retired and has to watch what mom dictates!
However, Oprah. Yeah, I think Seacrest is gay.
Seacrest isn't gay...he's Nicole Richie!
*sigh* maybe he's just saying shit like this now to get back at the producers of AI for making him stay in the closet!
No wonder why Teri Snatcher and that fag were a couple. Two bitches who piss'n moan and are fugly when they whine.
Only a fag would say that 180 pounds on a man is fat.
He is so gay he doesnt even know how to hide it anymore!
Oprah watching for a 13 year old boy....you are all right people,he just outed himself!
Not cookies...A cookie pan full of nachos.
I guess Terri Hatcher told him to recount his past like she did for more attention
How many jobs does this fucker have? He's everywhere.
I also don't know why he doesn't just come out already. It's obvious that he has the Tom Cruise syndrome. Remember when Tom married that old lady whatshername? If Ryan is on the track that I think he is, next he's gonna be seen out with a bi-sexual amazonian dominatrix, then the boring 'it' girl, until he finally settles down with an android or a fembot, whichever comes first.
Why go through the ordeal? Yes we're curious but ultimately no one cares if you like it on top or the bottom.
OMG...is that PEREZ HILTON????
scream if you like little boys!
The only thing manly with his whole statment at all was talking about the nachos LOLOLOL
MK he said cookie sheet full of NACHOS... Does that make him manlier? Sort of like the Village people dressing like cops and stuff??
FirstClassDiva, you and me are on the same page, LOL
FirstClassDiva | 04.12.06 - 12:32 pm
Bwwaahhaa Battle Cry, hhaaahhaa *wipes tears streaming*
If he isnt gay then I am a Virgin, and we all KNOW that is a lie.
Maury - "Ryan Seacrest said that he is straight, the lie detector test determined that is a lie"
Ryan - "Noooo!!!"
Maury - "Putas said she was a virgin, the lie detector test determined that is a lie"
Putas - "Nooo!!!"
See, he is kying, Maury's test proved it.
i heard the funniest story the other day and it involved mr. seacrest shatting his pants. fo real.
I AM 100% NOT SUPRISED THAT HE CAME HOME EVERYDAY TO WATCH OPRAH, OF COURSE WHICH GAY MAN DOESN'T WATCH OPRAH.
I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR WHEN I READ HE PLAYED FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL?
All we need is confirmation of his Martha Stewart Living subscription and then we have all we need to know.
LOL, Ryan playing Football..yeah right
Anyone remember when Seacrest was on an episode of "Blind Date" before he was on American Idol? He was totally not into it. I think he was trying to get publicity from that, just like he's getting publicity from whining about being overweight as a teen.
EdwardVIII | 04.12.06 - 1:27 pm | #
He was??? I would of loved to see that shit!
I think they meant: he was playing with himself when he WATCHED football...yeah that sounds about right
I don't watch Oprah. In fact, I've been asked by other gays "You don't watch Oprah? What's wrong with you??"
I almost had my memberhsip revoked. Yep, he's the gay.
He probably gets a woody watching Bob Villa. mauahahhha!
pricolatino, I don't watch the Big O either. I have been accused of being a 'closet breeder'.
I agree MK, the admission of watching O is the revealer there. Wooo! What a mo
First of all, I'm gayer than a hello kitty boombox on a glass mosaic table, and I never came home and watched Oprah as a teen. Sure, I was playing with various moisturizers and hair products, but trust I was not watching Oprah as I did it.
Secondly, all have to say to Ryan Buttsex is: QUEEN!!!
I hate the O with a passion. I would seriously take STAR FUCKING JONES over the vile, heinous bitch Oprah.
someone has to know someone that has a yearbook picture of him or something
ryan, i would rather you admit you were gay than admit to watching oprah and eating nachos. there is no deed that is darker...
You said it, MK; Oprah?
Really funny how they used Jack Osborne's body and pasted Semencrest's face onto it like that.
Those kooky internet/computer people. They're a bunch of 'wild and crazy guys'!
I went to Dunwoody High School with Ryan and I don't recall him being that fat. I would be more embarrassed about confession I watched Oprah every day than I would about eating the nachos.
What is up with celebs bitching and whining about their past to gain some public pity? Wah wah wah wah.
ryan should be grateful he's got a nice gig going for himself these days...the past is the past...move forward....
oprah? what straight man watches oprah?
omg what a fool. I wonder why he doesnt just come out already. It would probably do wonders for his career. Hollywood loves flamming homo's.
ugh nothing is more annoying than a gay man trying to be straight. cut the crap ryan...no one is buying it...NO ONE!!
I KNEW IT!!!
'First of all, I'm gayer than a hello kitty boombox on a glass mosaic table, and I never came home and watched Oprah as a teen.'
Oh JEEZUS!! LMAO!!!
A cookie sheet pan of nachos and Oprah?
Now wait...my trouble here is 'cookie sheet pan of nachos'.
If he was gay, that kind of food presentation would not happen, c'mon.
Just like Peggy Bundy: sprawled on the couch, eating junk food and watching Oprah.
Why is every male celeb labeled as gay now a days? So lame. He says he is not gay, so for me, he is not gay. How the hell does watching Oprah mean you are gay? Get over it.
Loads of straight guys watch Oprah they just dont admit it. If he was fat, dont you think its a good thing he took charge of his health & became healthy. If he is Gay, he would have came out because everyone knows once you come out you become more famous.
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
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