just a fat head
way to encourage even more young people to become anorexic!
What's for dinner honey....titties...served up without a platter
i'm done with this bitch.... the zit on my ass is fatter than her... ewww
Her boobs are bloated. A pin would solve that problem
rocket scientist
Maybe the reason why she's feeling "bloated" is because of all that juice and water
I don't want to lose her!
hahahah jeebus what an assface
more anorexia news coming up!
There have been remarks in the newspapers about how skinny I look, but as a matter of fact, I have actually put on weight. I prefer being thinner - I hate my gut now."
I would like to cut that bitch up today!!
Wait, Jordan is "fat?" I thought everyone still thought Mariah was.
Her boobs are those of a 300 lb woman - if she got more reasonable implants she wouldn't look so top heavy (obviously...).
Plus, you know, she probably wears like 10 lbs of makeup at least, and that weave must weigh a few... It all adds up...
I.Hate.Her.
Mia, your avatar makes me want to gain some weight right now!
Nia;
Totally agree with you about the youths; if she is going to eat like that, at least she can do is lie about it like all the other stars do 
she IS fat!!! damn psyco...
Bitch please! If you don't like your gut have a tummy tuck, you popped out 2 babies and one was a giant.
wait, let me get this right, this girl has mental problems?
Frankly, I thought Jordan was getting huge. It's about time she got off her fat ass and started juice fasting. Maybe I should drop her a personal note and tell her that when she's lost about 20 pounds to just keep going.....
Fat Idiot!
Jordan your fat? And so is Nicole Richie!
At least her head is very light since there's no brain in it.
ano-fossal ambiguity
This wench will do anything for attention: shut your FAT mouth, dear!
Well, I'd say her brain must weigh something but she doesn't have one, so I guess that isn't it. 
NoAnjl! I read what you wrote after I posted! Great minds think alike!
delusional bitch...take some of those plastic tits and apply them to your non existent ass....then maybe your gut won't so noticeable...
Juice is actually a bad idea. It's all empty calories and a ton of sugar.
Sincerely, how can she even see her belly beyond those huge breasts of hers anyway? MK's not kidding: they've got to weigh 20 lbs. apiece. Mine are 6 lbs. each and I'm not nearly as malformed as she is.
With any luck, her self-esteem will hit new lows and she will become a recluse. *crossing fingers*
What the fuck is she thinking? ugh.
mouse: I"m barfing bitch.
NoAnjl | 04.13.06 - 1:08 pm | #
Afternoon Doll! Enjoy your pedi, I'm sure your feet will look fabulous. I need to get one too. After a winter spent wearing boots, my feet look like a hobbits!
There lots of things Jordan really needs to do ie start looking after Harvey properly, losing the boobs, wiping the panstick off her face, get a real job.
Losing weight? Not so high on the list.
Idiot, you're feeling bloated because you're RETAINING WATER! And you fix it by drinking juice and water?!?
Your left boob is leaking.
What's she worried about? She can't see her "gut" when she looks down anyway.
Dayanarapotamus - just for YOU! LOL You should TAK then, dude.
Scorpio - I'll let you know how my dogs turn out!
Mousie in d Housie 
Puncture the twins with a straight pin, honey, you are wayyyyy overdone.
Wait till you get my age (51 and holding), sweetiekins, you'll need a shopping cart for those tits.
She's gross I don't understand why she gets attention. Bad mom- Bad Boobs - Bad Make up - Bad Hair and so on
NoAnjl: enjoy the experience - let us know what color you chose!! I'm giddy with joy for you - yur 1st pedicure! *giggle*
Oh, still Jordan? I wonder if her "poor, blind child is seeing better with the new glasses"? *snort*
she looks gross. If her chest wasn't so huge she would look smaller.
Yes, yes Jordan, you are a fat pig. I know who can help you. Tom Cruise. He can cure heroin addiction, and in your case delusions. Or Anorexia. Or whatever the hell he diagnoses you with.
La mexicana: she would NEVER join scientology - she'd have to donate a lot of her money and Jordan don't play that!
Um, exactly what kind of juice is she drinking?
Juice and water.
What a moron.
la mexicana | 04.13.06 - 1:45 pm | #
PERFECT! LOL!!!
Your first pedicure and first bikini wax are experiences you always remember
she won't look right stick-thin and carrying those fun-bags around. 
She's not LEANING on that table, she just can't lift those big fat titties up.
anon. I must go slow, I will start w/pedicure and then work up to wax - ouch, ouch!
nia | 04.13.06 - 12:50 pm | #
You're so right!!!
Doesn't she have a baby?? Is she breast feeding? That has GOT to be unhealthy not just for her, but for her family!
MizRo, you are right. Bitch spent her food money on her polyester weave, and all she has is water!!
I wish she would just go away. I truly truly truly do
Bitch, I hate your "guts" too.
Mine are 6 lbs. each and I'm not nearly as malformed as she is.
chick-a-boo | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 1:17 pm | #
How do people know this stuff????
odderie: really! wtf! I wanna know too. How the fuck do you weigh your tits? and you know I'm so trying when I get home!
NoAnjl, HAHAHA -- seems like you'd need some funky Madge yoga moves to weigh them at home, doesn't it?
She's right, she is a fat fuck.
If she is heavy (in her delusional mind) it is only because each breast implant weighs 25 pounds.
odderie - unless my husband's tongue is also a scale!
I weighed my schlong,it did'nt register!!Is that good?
Damn,Harvey as a baby would've sucked the silicone straight outta those puppies,he had to be on a bottle!!
I weighed my schlong,it did'nt register!!Is that good?
El Bastardo | 04.13.06 - 3:40 pm | #
OMG LMFAO!!!!! tears, tears!! xo
NoAnjl,got you back after my tears-NRichies elephant!
Gotta say that was the best caption EVER!!
ElB - I heart you!
Jordan thinks?
She's not fat, but those breasts of hers belong on a 300-pound woman! Implants that large create the illusion of extra weight. Juice and water my ass; if the dumb bitch thinks she has a big gut, then maybe she should stop guzzling semen!
good. I hope she starves. the only sad thing about her dying would be the possibility that Harvey might get adopted by Angelina Jolie, and he's so much hotter than that
Maybe she should drop down an implant size, or two...THAT will def make her look thinner. Who is this twit, anyways?
put ugly, dumb, unappealing and tasteless in front of the charge and you got something..
Who the fuck is this Jordan person?
Why the fuck would she want to carry around those big, honking titties on a stick-thin body?? It doesn't make any sense! These skinny-skinny celebs get these huge implants ten times their weight. It's like watching stick figures walking around with huge globules of clay balls, stuck to their chests. It looks downright ridiculous!
Is anyone surprised that this one has a body-image problem?
I've been wondering the same thing! WHO IS THIS JORDAN? It's been driving me crazy and I can't look her up cause there's no last name!!!
I hope she shrinks & dies.
yeah and then when you eat again, you'll pick all that weight back up! SMART. she has to be one of the dumbest people.
there was a woman i work with who went on a "liquid diet" and lost fifty pounds in three months. then she gained it all back when eating healthy in about two months.
it DOESNT WORK.
exercise and eating right is the only way to lose weight and she doesn't need to anyway.
get rid of those tits, like everyone else is saying, and maybe you'd lose about 20+ pounds. plus, you're not going to get rid of a baby gut, there will always be excess skin unless you get a tuck!
maybe if she could see over her huge tits, she'd see that she's not fat.
Not only her boobs, but I'm sure that her fake hair also adds an extra 10-15 lbs or so to her frame!
Her poor kid was brain damaged because of her starving herself... She is such a FILTHY CHAV!!!
Damn,Harvey as a baby would've sucked the silicone straight outta those puppies,he had to be on a bottle!!
El Bastardo | 04.13.06 - 3:42 pm | #
LMAO!! harvey would rip her tits off completely, which isn't necesarily (sp) a bad thing
Jordans a 'glamour model' who thinks she HAS to have humongous size jugs to stay in the business.
she looks like a good fuck though!
u lot r damn pafetik! uno if.. given the chance... u wud, in a second, rather look like her then u.. most of u are either fat lesbians or fat queers on here anyway! y ur so touchy about it!
if i woz gona get the success/money shes got... id bloody have a boob job n luk 'fat' too!
go jordan... shes wicked!
you lot saying stuff about harvey are fucking heartless!!
nasty bastards need a fucking slap!
and one last thing... jordan is katie price!!
ENGLISH AND PROUD!
whoever said they weighed there shlong and it didn't register come on now where u expecting it to weigh one pound of meat lmao
If she is a fat f#ck, I want to f#ck her fat.
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