first?
firsyt
Gross!!!1
YAY I WAS first! 
Wow this is scary!
all we need is papa joe to make a simpson sandwich....
Does Ashlee Simpson look a lot skinnier than usual?
Ashlie looks better...
Ashlee is morphing into Jessica, Jessica is morphing into a 35 year old, and I am leaving this thread before I regurgitate my lovely Indian lunch!
Ash does look a lot skinnier than usuual, wonder if her eating disorder is back.
God that is creepy. I have never thought they really looked alike till now. Ashlee is looking great here.
Ashlee is pro-ana/mia, baby. Just like her sister!! And ALL the rest of those fuckers.
super motherfucking ewww.
Jessica looks like she just got caught screwing someone, totally sporting the just been fucked hair do.
paves, do you have something to do with this?
I REALLY hate to say it, but they both look cute. *runs and hides*
maybe they could get a two for one price on getting nose jobs!
I hate these two! Ashley had to create somekind of image to differentiate herself from Jess so she and her dad created some fake punk crap and little girls bought into it. Now that she has "established" herself, she probably feels it's okay to do the girly, anti-punk thing (ahem, Avril Lavigne). Now they even pose the same.
Jessica looks like she made that dress in home economics class out of a tablecloth.
I think Ashlee looks great! >.
MizRo | 04.13.06 - 1:15 pm | #
you funny!!
Stoney - LOL - I was thinking the same thing - I think J's dress is so cute *ducking* p.s. nice av!
Ashlee is hella skinner. I'm back bitches been in Vegas for Spring break. One word Shennanagans! I missed my Dlisted homies though.
Jessica looks like she made that dress in home economics class out of a tablecloth.
ME2 | 04.13.06 - 1:21 pm | #
Or stole it from the set of Little House on the Prairie
Asslee actually looks BETTER than Jessica! She's a hopeless talentless mess, but she looks damn near gorgeous in that outfit. The hair is way to long and blond Elvira-ish, though.
Ashlee's had work done. There's no way her fugly ass was gonna look good.
L-O, L-O, L-O-S-E-R
I thought Ashlee was shorter than Jessica? Clearly I've never cared enough about either of them to really take notice before.
Think they look there - both of them
*Jaw drops on ground*
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
Fug
Someone needs to hit these two with a rubber chicken.
Why is Jessica wearing a daytime dress to a nighttime event?
What's with the Doris Day look?
Audrey and Audrey II
"Suddenly Seymour..."
I think Ashlee actually looks the best she ever has here. Jessica is just gorgeous as always but I'm not digging the dress she's wearing. What is that? Mom's old moo-moo?
Hey Ashlee, Lindsay HOhan wants her pose back!
wait just a minute...WTF???? Is that Jessucka in the print dress? What happened to her? She looks DEEE-RANGED!! OHMYGOD, that is harsh...must show this pic to the hubby, maybe he will finally come to his senses! 
Bean - STOP - her tits still look great!
I love that dress Jessica has on. Cute!
Ashlee is just sad. But I love the Louboutin shoes. Why has Jessica aged so quickly?
i'll probably get stoned for saying this (holy week and all), but ashlee is looking good.
is Mess I mean Jess doing the Paris stance/pose?
They look lovely....
Jessica looks like a Stepford Wife!
Ashlee looks cute, Jess looks kind of weird.
Bean, I thought your hubby likes Parisite?
That's grounds for divorce.
Which number is higher: the sum of their IQ's or their shoe sizes?
SHIT, NoAnjil, you're right!! (and since that's the only part of her he will look at, I may as well forget about it!).
Mousie dear, that is NoAnjil's hubby (and Sassy's too, I believe)! How in the world did our husbands wind up with hot bitches like ourselves, when their taste in famous women is so atrocious?!
Surgery galore - the both of them!
White shoes before Memorial Day - such a fashion faux pas, I don't care what the designers say!
Both of them are overexposed yawns.
Miz you had Indian and didn't invite me? I'm gonna have to grab something at Jack in the Box!!!
Official countdown to the end of these two...
Jessica looks like a MRDD dwarf.
I thought Ashlee was shorter than Jessica? Clearly I've never cared enough about either of them to really take notice before.
Anonymous | 04.13.06 - 1:24 pm | #
I am glad it is not just me who was under the impression that Jess was taller. Got to admit Ashlee is looking better of the two of them there.
Official countdown to the end of these two...
scout | 04.13.06 - 1:41 pm |
Shall we synchronize our watches?
give me back my tablecloth jessica
The chifforobe called, it wants its cover back.
on april 13, 2006, hell froze over...you see, today ashlee simpson (with new nose job) looked hotter than her sister.
Frump-a-licious, Jess.
Love Jessica, hate the June Cleaver look.
Scout: So sorry, babe!
My boss wanted to try something different so I ordered Indian.
I got him Vindaloo shrimp (hahahaha)
Basmati rice, onion naan, and chicken Tikka!
He's been in the bathroom for 10 minutes now! 
OT, the Simple sluts: Asslee really DOES look sickly thin.
I never thought I'd say this but Ashlee looks way better than her sis there.. I still think she's getting a little too thin, her sis looks like flabby abby next to her. And Ashlee has that thin pose with the hand on the hip, down. watch out hohan..
Bean - ya didn't have to rat me out like that - I'm embarrassed enough about that!
"all we need is papa joe to make a simpson sandwich...."
@letinstar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so i'm not the only one who noticed ash seems to have had some nose work done.
now if we could get those sisters to fix their chins...
ashlee is such a sad little creature,poor girl has no idenity of her own she has to steal & copy from other people. maybe if she believes looking & acting like her big sister will make people love her, she is sadly mistaken, she is nothing more than a talentless,tonedeaf idiot whos only claim to fame is that she is famous for riding her sisters coattails (& for her SNL & orange bowel performances)-shes like a god damn roach--she ALWAYS comes back
she cant (& should stop) singing, she sucks as an actress, she cant dance--she needs to REITRE--NOW
asslee looks BETTER after her nose job. still not what i'd call GOOD. but it's not either one's looks i have a problem with. it's the fame-whoring and lack of talent. 
Yes, Asslee's nose does look different. I never thought I would say this, but she actually looks better than Jessica here.
Ashlee has long monkey arms. Jessica has a honky tonky soccer mom hair style.
Ow. My eyes.
So sorry NoAnjil my love!! That was wrong, and low of me! We all have our crosses to bear though!
At first I thought that was Paris and the cancer patient (with a really bad wig)
I think Ashlee looks great. I don't know why everyone always says she's fug because I think her look is unique (much better than her buck teeth generic playboy looking sister). I still think she sucks at singing though. Someone mentioned she had an eating disorder. Is this true? What kind?
Trashlee looks good...Jess looks like shit. who the fuck did her hair? is she going for that "I just fucked some random dude" look or what?
I love you Bean!
Jessica's dress is fug - she looks like she's going to a russian picnic.
i love asslee's shoes... i wish she would club jessica and then herself to death with something and then I could steal those shoes...
ok ash ru punk,prep or what? tell me whats up
muahhmuahh, love you too, NoAnjil!!
stop morphing into your sister! grow the fuck up and get an identity!!
i liked the bitch when she had black hair. it might have been commericial, but her anger and rebelliousness at least gave her personality
So Asslee changed her look again.
the dress that chestica is wearing looks a lot like something you find in your grandmas closet. and ashlee had a shit load of work done they used to look nothing alike
dang these 2 give me the heebie-jeebies
both disgustingly fake and ugly
and actually at further glance asslee is starting to look alot like parasite--yuuuuuuuuuuuucccccck!
Oh god, I hate to say it because I can't stand the horse-faced whore, but Jessica's hair and dress look cute.
Peggy, dear Lord, you made my laff!
ok ash ru punk,prep or what? tell me whats up jaime del rio | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 2:21 pm | #
That SO reminded me of a conversation I had in the summer before grade 6... While riding a pink 10-speed and pondering what exactly that meant...
They both look like tramps.
assley rides on the coattails of chestica's carrer... lets face it with out that dumb older sista she'd be STRUGGLING like everyother putz in hollywood.. she makes me sick... no talent.. another parasite..
I see someone has been laying on the surgeon's table. Wow, all these useless knifing going on.
the haters are finally seeing ashlee's beauty. i love it. she needs to ditch the bf.
I ditto everyone about Ashlee looking a lot better than Jess. What's with the soccer mom hairstyle and dress?!?!?!?!
Jessica is not a pretty girl. She used to be - kinda. Now, though, she looks like a piece of trash. When Asslee looks better than you, you know shit can't get much worse.
She's not trying to look like her sister she's just trying to look more like Gwen Stefani for her new song that's suppossed to be something that Gwen would sing and for her new album that will make her into the "new Gwen."
I've always thought Asslee had the prettier face of the two. And I actually like her hair.
Chestica's dress and shoes are NOT SEXY!!
asslee looks like jess and jess looks like barbara mandrell
Ashlee looks a lot better than Jess here
Nice nose job Ashlee. She must of visited the same plastic surgeon that worked on her sister's nose.
Don't you love my whorishly, upstanding Christian daughters who have no talent? Whey they pose for bikini shoots, wear Daisy Duke shorts or flash a little skin, remember...they're doing it for GOD!
Can
not
deal
with
the thumb and index finger ring shit.
Man I'm uptight.
dare i say ashley looks hotter
Brent - You're a Virgo. It's in your nature.
Hmm...Ashlee looks better than her sister in the pics
LOL, Ashlee pulls of Jessica Simpson's look better than Jessica does.
I remember reading an aritcle on this new fad that celebrites are using to lose weight--hooking themselves up to an iv machine and only getting the basic nutrients they need or something. They said Ashlee Simpson would be the next one to try it out...looks like they were right.
I hate them both but I love Asslee's shoes!
Too bad this wasn't a caption this because MizRo you would have walked away with that home ec tablecloth caption.
LA - apparently so. Except for the neat, organised and hard-working part.
Er....U mean ME2 ?
LA - apparently so. Except for the neat, organised and hard-working part.
brent | 04.13.06 - 5:13 pm | #
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Aw hell, brent, those traits are very over-rated.
ashlees arms look a little nicole ricthie-esque, lets hope she aint going down the same road! cute shoes tho
LA - that's what I keep telling everyone.
This pic of Ashlee has been very, truly photoshopped! Just saw part of this award show on t.v. and she still has the same huge honker!
ohh, She looks actually better then her older sister! Never thought I should say this, but, yes, she does!
ashlee looks AMAZING. i love her!!
ASHLEE IS NOW LOOKING HOTTER THAN HER SISTER, SHE HAS FINALLY LISTENED TO HERSELF ON THE RADIO, AND SHE NOW KNOWS SHE CAN'T SING, AND SO FINALLY BEEN INITIATED TO THE DUMB BLONDE CULT, SINCE THAT'S THE ONLY OTHER WAY TO BE POPULAR.
Jessucka looks like she's wearing one of her great aunt's craft projects.
The Stepford Sisters.
Ashlee look like she needs a sandwhich.
that pose is becoming such a cliche now. bleh
I'd so take Ashlee.
aren't those Chestica's shoes on Asslee's feet?
I think only a half-dozen people in the world pose for pictures like that. They must learn it when they get their actress/pop star membership. They also learn to hang out on Robertson for full whoring of themselves for media purposes.
i hope jessica drowns in her bathtub. ashlee aint so bad.
I don't know, I think Ashlee baby looks better in this pic. Jessica has the matronly thing going on. Which IS a nice change from her slut wear mind you.
bitterbitch your gravatar!!!
I "almost" could stand Ashley when she was a brunette, thought maybe she could be her own thing... NOT!!!
Dang. Ashlee is getting too skinny. She must be taking the drugs now with the rest of the skinny bitches in Hollywood.
Chestica hair looks like shit!
who are they?
Ugly.
I must admit Ashlee looks much better than Jessica in these pictures. Jessica Simpson looks like a little hillbilly lady with that hair and dress. Still, both suck.
...what the hell is Ashlee holding in the first picture?
Sorry to all of you haters but I think that they both look pretty. Ever since Ashlee's had all her plastic surgery she looks pretty all of a sudden. I love Ashlee's outfit as well and EXCELLENT shoes.
"Daddy Daddy get OFF of me, you're crushing my hair!! Go give SUM to Ash's butt, 'kay?"
THESE ARE GREAT DRAG COSTUMES FOR THIS YEARS' HALLOWEEN!!
chestica looks evil in the first pic!
Hi, I'm Jessica Simpson. Would you like to buy my Jessica Simpson Jeans, only .99! Or my stylishy tacky low end bargin basment shoe line? A Newlyweds dvd? A pizza that looks worse than my face before "proactive" ahem ahem. Wait... I gotsta go... my daddy's callin
oopsy! i forgot to tell you about ashlee you know my amost as famous as I am but slightly less famous younger sister that happens to be my younger sister! Ashlee rules! Dig that lipsyncing sis! By the way what's chicken of the sea? but i thought those chickies couldnt swim... that's what i heard on day i skool.. bye byze! Jessica
jess is sorta pretty, asslee...not so much; she needs to eat something, and give me her shoes...
this is a trickin' photo btw, asslee still looks like she got the leftover genes...
wow, ashlee has gone stick figure. so sad. she was cute. emphasis on was
I just read a quote today on my friend's wall about how Ashlee said she would never "let anybody tell her she needed to lose weight" I guess she decided to do it all on her own?
Looks like Ashlee just Jumped on the young anorexic starlet bandwaggon.
Werid, she looks older than her older sister, but thats what drugs and rock bands do to you.
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