first bitches!
somebody stuff a dick in tom's mouth.. im tired of hearing him speak
go away.
"Oh, but when I stuff my boyfriends penis in my mouth, we don't need any communication."
"(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."
Unless it's a big cock up your ass or some high-priced trick fucking your face - then it's okay - until the Scientologists find out - then it'll cost you.
nice pink tie mother fucker
wash your hair bitch
Yeah, Tom, we all know you know about sucking.
I don't know what the hell he was talkin bout in the beginning, but I agree that Meanless sex outside of a relationship ain't all that great.
Katie is always wrinkling her nose or sticking out her tongue in pictures - that's as bad as Britney's mouth always hangin' open. Screw those bitches!!!
Take the pillow from katies stomach and shove it down his throat.
I actually agree with him. I think that's the first thing that he's said that doesn't make me think that he's an alien.
Hey!
Isn't this baby about a year old now?
Communication is always great when your partner reacts with vacant stares and one syllable answers.
And how about that communication Katie gets to have with the baby after birth....she can't talk to it for a week?
What a sociopath!
ask Mimi Rogers about his "connection". She said he was like a monk...
nice pink tie mother fucker
StoneyBaloney | 04.13.06 - 1:41 pm | #
and a purple shirt???? Flamer!!!
In this pic I'm guessing Katie was already 16 weeks... just my estimate
MK???? wtf are you doing to us???? Did we piss you off??? You are torturing us...
I agree with what tom cruise said. All you bitches hatin are just jealous of how succesful, rich and popular he is. How pathetic.
That's total bullshit, I've had hot sweaty crazy drunken monkey sex with people whose names I don't even know.
People, people!!!
He didn't say "meaningless" sex was horrible, he said "menless" sex was horrible!
I will take a spatula to your face Tom if you don't shut the hell up!!
cluessy 
He didn't say "meaningless" sex was horrible, he said "menless" sex was horrible!
cluessy
ROFL
He didn't say "meaningless" sex was horrible, he said "menless" sex was horrible!
cluessy | 04.13.06 - 1:47 pm |
*applause, applause* Bravo! Bravo! 
I think he's kinda right though (gasp). I think really great sex is with someone you connect with. That's when it's great both physically and emotionally.
He didn't say "meaningless" sex was horrible, he said "menless" sex was horrible!
cluessy | 04.13.06 - 1:47 pm | #
Excuse me Tom, but fucking your scientology friends doesn't count as a "relationship" .
Nice try Tom. I hope he knows that as a man, condemning meaningless sex doesn't make him seem more straight.
I'm so glad you know all you fucking queer.
I agree with what tom cruise said. All you bitches hatin are just jealous of how succesful, rich and popular he is. How pathetic.
not first | 04.13.06 - 1:47 pm
No, I'm just jealous that he gets to worship a man who abuses his wives, kidnapps his kids and wants to create an anti-christ and I don't. Betcha didn't know that...why don't your read up on why we think he's a fuckin nut... Thanks.
Carry on.
That's total bullshit, I've had hot sweaty crazy drunken monkey sex with people whose names I don't even know.
pricolatino | 04.13.06 - 1:47 pm | #
Haaaaa!
Meaningless sex is awesome. Sometimes ya just gotta get off.
I agree with you, Rabies. But meaningless sex being horrible and pathetic and lonely? I still have to see that one happen.
he's right. i think sex is great period, but it really gets tons better when you are committed to the person that you are doing it with.
meaning that he is the good communicator??? (communikator)
I can't imagine her saying anything (she's the communikatie)
I cant agree more carrowsboy - IT CAN ROCK!!
It's just reached the hieght of wierd for me. Honestly I can't deal with much more.
Please, No More TomKat. I'm dry heaving.
He's had sex?
you go KeLLKeLL!!
It's a shame I used to like Katie now I despise her because of him. Brainwashed Lacky.
"...unless the meaningless sex outside of a relationship is with a well-hung german porn star...and then it's mother fuckin' FAAAAHHHHHHH-BULOUS!!!!"
-direct quote from tom cruithe
Tom, well, you really don't have to tell us how you feel about having sex with the poor beard. We all know you would rather be with Brad instead.
Well, yes, a one-night stand can be great. Maybe what he means by "meaningless" is that it doesn't even have the meaning/intent of getting off. Yes, I can imagine where sex like that would be lonely and lame. =)
oh HELLS YEAH, tim.
"(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."
Thought,Penelope Cruz hahaha
Gangbangs are not meaningless. They're a social event.
i gotta go with prico on this one. some of my best sex has been meaningless. 
creepy old gay man.
Gangbangs are not meaningless. They're a social event.
pricolatino | 04.13.06 - 1:57 pm | #
I don't get invited to those anymore. DAMN!
Is this motherfucker really wearing a lilac shirt and a pink tie? Go get a cucumber up your ass and leave us alone Tom!!
Swingers parties are not meaningless, you get to know your neighbors better. It's community building, networking. I mean seriously!
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!
::: wiping tears away from laughter :::
God, he's full of shit.
"hi. i'm tom cruise. i say what i think you want to hear. the only problem is, i am completely delusional. also, scientology's positive energy can cure everything but anal warts."
Dammit, now I want some meaningless sex... I'm going to craigslist m4m.
He's left a filthy stain on Katie that shall never be removed. He's ruined her for me!
I hate him. I used to be indifferent, but not frothing hatred is pretty much my feeling for this fanged fuck head.
He's definitely a filthy stain in the underpants of humanity.
Nice threads pre-Liberace mofo
I dunno. If Katie were to leave him and be deprogrammed I might like her again. I mean she had a childish crush on the guy (I'm about her age and when were kids we were like conditioned to believe he was hot by all the adults around us). And I'm not even joking when I think that brainwashing is involved in all this. So maybe she could vindicate herself and remove that "permanent stain" if she got out soon and spoke out against them.
hi. i'm tom cruise. i say what i think you want to hear. the only problem is, i am completely delusional. also, scientology's positive energy can cure everything but anal warts."
tim | 04.13.06 - 2:01 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!
"It's spectacular"
Yes Tom. Having sex with drag queen is quite spectacular.
his hair in this picture is making me hyperventilate with anger.
YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS YOU SOUND!
Where's Pacey when you need him? I would rather her with Dawson then Tom
NoAnjl , 
i'm sorry, tom really gets to me.
*composes himself*
he looks like Beaver Cleaver in this pic (though OF COURSE without the "beaver")
jenner--hilarious. Man, everyone is really on today. It's going to be a great caption this contest day.
Rabies - left a post in the OTHER tom thing - Home Movies season 3 is already out on DVD - get thee to an HMV pronto!
tim, as long as he doesn't do this to you: *ejaculates*
Gangbangs are not meaningless. They're a social event.
pricolatino | 04.13.06 - 1:57 pm | #
ROFL... I have never been in a gangbang. Even though I was invited once. I miss sex. I bet sex misses me too.
Ok anyone from Greece who wants to remind me what sex is like? Lol
What he says is so gay. Str8 men don't think like that. Hell, gay men dont think like that! Well, many of us anyway.
OH jenner...you seem to think I buy DVDs. See, I'm waiting for it to be bootlegged so I can bittorrent it =)
Nice try Tom. I hope he knows that as a man, condemning meaningless sex doesn't make him seem more straight.
EnthusiamSlayer | 04.13.06 - 1:51 pm | #
Yeah, um, what guy ever, gay or straight, says this (besides the 700 Clubbers)? I guess he really is an alien. I'm a chick & I don't even believe that crap!
tim, as long as he doesn't do this to you: *ejaculates*
NoAnjl | 04.13.06 - 2:14 pm | #
i got excited about the caption this! contest winners NoAnjl, the betsy and fo sho!!
you know what i love about sex, you guys? all of the titties and vaginas. i love making love to a woman. right, tom?
*whispers*
did you guys buy it?
I have a straight boyfriend and he waited until he was 20 to have sex because he didn't want it to be meaningless or regretable. It's possible
ps-katie holmes, crest white strip your beige billboards. they're matching your pearl earrings.
Rabies: I haven't bought season 3 bcs I downloaded 3 & 4........ssshhhhh.... but bought 1 & 2 bcs I did not yet have a computer....just be prepared for LOTS of porn if you try & download....not that that's a problem, but....
This picture was taken moments before she tried to chew her own arm off to get away from him. That's her about to latch on look.
Is this his way of saying he likes to stick it in her butt?
What about sex with professional wrestlers?
Their communication probably went like this:
Well when a man and a WOMAN have sex, they make a baby. It grows in a special place inside a woman. I know Nicole told you that babies came from an agency (and perhaps I should have been so prudent) but it's not true.
Then Katie must be totally in love with that turkey baster.
Dr. Tom, since you know it all, how do you make yourself grow a couple of inches so that when you hypmotize Katie you can look her eye to eye w/o standing on a chair?
Katie needs to stop showing off her god-awful, snapping turtle chompers!
That's so funny. But maybe he's the height he wants to be. Not looking at her face, not looking at her boobs...he can totally pretend from her neck that she's a man
"Ok anyone from Greece who wants to remind me what sex is like? Lol"
Greece! Ok, you've peeked my interest...
She could at least save herself some face if she issues one of those Star Jones "I know my husband has done some interesting things in the past but it's in the past" kinds of speeches.
I would love to take a bat to both of their pearly whites.
he sucks.... I can't beleive at one time I actually used to like him.. in Risky Business and The Firm.. Now when I see his movies on I just laugh
he is such a hypocrite
hmmm...remind you what sex is like. Well, for most men it's warm and moist and precedes sandwich time.
85th
Risky Business? The Firm?
Work those double entendres, LOL.
Tell us something that we don't know, Tom.
They look like Father/daughter in this pic. Nicole thanks God everyday that she is not with this fuck......
GO YANKEES! 
I would love to take a bat to both of their pearly whites.
NoAnjl | 04.13.06 - 2:27 pm |
HOLD ON! I gotta microwave some popcorn and call MizRo about bringing the blunts!
I can't wait for the day Katie bites her tounge off smiling like that.
Communicating with your new baby bad.
Communicating with your partner good.
More $cientology bullshit that he's trying to slip through our collective transoms... The first $cientolgy course you pay for is called "Communication." He's a bought and paid for part of a HUGE tax-free PR machine that's trying to sell us $cientology.
Fuck you, giant douche! I Googled "Tom Cruise is a douche" today and got HUNDREDS of hits....IN QUOTES and hundreds of hits.
It's over, Tom. STFU. Disappear gracefully into the cult's compound in Hemet, California.
fo sho | 04.13.06 - 2:30 pm | #
don't forget my case of beer bitch!
katiescarlett, your avatar is hysterical.
Does anyone remember him seeming semi-sane? I've never liked him so did not follow much but now it is a whole different game. This guy is a spectacle and I for one can't wait to see how it will all land...and its free.
Communication?? Katie's allowed to talk during sex?? I always thought she had a pillow over her face, but maybe that was her own doing.
Oh hells yeah, NoAnjl! Whatever you need babe!
**landing on feet*** ears a-perk***
Did I hear blunts and popcorn and a good old-fashioned teeth bashing? I'm so there!
Fo Sho!!
Easter Weekend-I bet this guy is not waiting for the movie premier, he's going to bump Jesus Christ off the box office.
thanks tim.. its amazing what you can teach dogs to "fetch" for you these days LOL
Miz/fo sho
no lube necessary.
katiescarlett, your avatar is hysterical.
tim | 04.13.06 - 2:32 pm | #
ditto - didn't notice til I saw tim's post. Now give it back pooch!
Word, Miz. You heard right, biotch! And don't forget the blunts!
when tom cruise farts, it sounds like a yawn in a hallway.
Tom, just put on the stilts and go join the circus ya freak!
I still think that Angie will give birth before Katie does.
OMG, if they try to pass that baby's birth as being Easter Sunday I will go after Tom singlehandedly and rip those stupid teeth from his mouth!!!
that baby is going to be born a year and a half old.
when tom cruise farts, it sounds like a yawn in a hallway.
tim | 04.13.06 - 2:39 pm |
WTF?! Hahaha! Tim, you're a riot and friggin' genius!
Never leave home without 'em.... just like my Amex card, Fo Sho!
NoAnjl: you've got a bat, I gather...
No? I'll bring a few and we can all take turns!
guys, you so know tim is gonna crash this party!
"Where it's just free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular."
So does he or doesnt he pay for sex? Cause it depends on the type of sex you are having to make it free?
the baby should be born on 06/06/06...I should say the spawn...
can you imagine if that was your birthdate?
Putas
Did you get the freakin' bird flu from NASCAR?!!!
Is this really the same person who did that film with his wife by Kubrick about orgies?
I envy at least two hilarious avatars - trudy from reno 911 and the dog, uh, that fetches.
on topic: tom cruise and scientology suck.
scout scout scout that av is killin me!
NoAnjl it certainly has a different effect on people than this one!
pink tie...
purple shirt...
case closed
tom is just saying that he has not had sex with katie because they are in a meaningless relationship.
meramari, 2:33pm, It's free!
Those two must have the biggest chompers around. Between her teeth and his, that baby will be Dracula.
SOOOOOOOOOO TIRED OF THEM ALREADY!!!!!
Scout, you know it. Its way too easy. All this PR, right before Easter.
MI3 does not open until May 5th. There would be way too much doubt if she holds in the pillow that long.
Brit's baby is nicknamed Little Cheeto. What are you all going to come up with for this baby (if one ever appears).
Haven't heard from them in a few days... maybe she's popping it out as we speak.
You bitches are on a roll today!
Kim--A few posts ago we decided on "pillow"
or the yearling....either way
OakRaiderfan | 04.13.06 - 2:55 pm | #
OakRaider, think about it..we don't have to pay for a ticket, concession stand food, no waiting in line, no reservation needed. Just sit back and click refresh-it's much better than any movie out right now.
so a one night stand with psyco is out of line, huh?
Where did I read they were having a girl? If they have a girl, I'll eat Baby Brangelina's placenta...
Beaner!! EW, EW I'm fucking gagging!
Those two must have the biggest chompers around. Between her teeth and his, that baby will be Dracula.
Jay | 04.13.06 - 2:56 pm | #
LOL!
running for the barf bag, NoAnjil!!
Between Katie's current teeth and Tom's teeth before braces that pillow's gonna have one messed up mouth... does she EVER smile normally btw????
BEAN, 3:07pm
ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME TODAY!
How would he know?
OakRaiderfan
meramari, 3:03pm, You do have a point!
"(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."
I'd have to disagree. Personally, I prefer it.
Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."
You're horrible and pathetic and lonely that's why you repeatedly spank your monkey homo.
"Holmes, 27, has become some-how trapped in Tom World. Interviewing Cruise for Parade, contributing editor Dotson Rader says that when Holmes entered the room, she appeared to be "in a hypnotic state. There's this vague placidness. From the time she arrived until she left, she never stopped smiling," says Rader. "It's a mirthless smile." "
From the People website.
anony | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 3:43 pm | #
fucking spooky! freaks!
I'd like to ask everyone for their opinion. Clearly Katie, whose dad is a lawyer, is in on the scam. But--- was Nicole Kidman, who never struck me as an idiot, in on Tom's
Scientology beard happy hetero life plans (which eventually made her a huge star), or was she really in love with him? Your opinion please?
Part of me thinks she was in on the plan, part of me thinks that she was in love with him and then he became OVER THE TOP with the Scientology shit. Who knows. But I mean he's talking about sex outside of a relationship and being a by-product of a great relationship. When has he had either? I think he's a eunuch.
henway | 04.13.06 - 3:48 pm | #
Nicole Kidman choose to join the Scientology cult, so she was led into making some bad choices, but she made those choices herself though. She seemed to realize that she was with this evil duplicious man only after he was leaving her.
Yeah, I think Nicole is a smart woman, but what happened there...?
henway, I think she was in love w/him at the beginning, slowly realized what a fucking lunatic he is, and got the fuck out of there. Plus, she caught him wearing her beautiful clothes.
henway, I too think that Nicole was in on it...as much as I love her, I think it was a calculated move on her part, and she was smart about it, because it catapulted her into a HUGE star (although, imo, she had the talent to make it without the shenanigans). And Tom was smart in chosing her, because she has not talked after all these years. I don't know if Katie will be as dependable in that department, she seems like she would crack as easily as an eggshell. JMO
** Aging & Clueless Alert **
Much has been said about those 40-something women that dress ridiculously. Even Mimi is accused of not dressing "her age" (though personally I think she's still young and fresh faced, though I don't like her personality and she's no classic beauty, let's admit it.)
Anyway
What's up with Tom Cruise's hair? This guy's hair and personality (if you can call it that) is just screaming "holding on to youth". His hair looks ridiculous! Are those bangs ??! Only Ashton Kutcher can get away with that hair!
Oh Tom, stop listening to Judy Blume's "Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret" book-on-tape and muster up your courage to HAVE sex and see for yourself.
NoAnjl | 04.13.06 - 3:54 pm
LOL Not to mention her shoes!
This shit is getting crazier by the second, but, oh so much fun. I thought my family was nuts. Ha!
I can just picture his weasely little face while he's saying that and me only noticing the fact he's got a booger in his nose that makes a wheezing sound when he breathes.
Can't you just picture it?
brent - a whistler! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hate them. I CAN HEAR ONE A MILE A WAY!!! Pick it the fuck out!
msastro:
I agree with him, but you know he heard this from someone else!
NoAnjl - Ha ha ha! A whistler. I knew there was a name for it.
Chestica's Implants - yes. Nothing spontaneous or sincere about this guy.
He has a gerbil permanently stuck in his ass, thus the perpetual smile.
this cruise dude is wayy too gay
There is a new barrage of 'gay Tom' gossip resurfacing so he is trying to counter it by sounding like a well adjusted hetersexual married man.
So NOT buying it. Tom is just doing a little damage control folks. It seems to be working, many are 'agreeing' with him. Just consider who is saying this, he also has a new movie to promote. It's all about the mind games people.
I wonder if Katie is drugged? I mean seriously?
I've had lots of meaningless sex all over the world and it has been FANTASTIC. I don't know what the hell he is talking about! I guess if you have no sex organs to speak of then it would suck for you. But, for us normal folk...WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
How pathetic is that picture?
He's showing people he's given the brainwashed girl a diamond ring.
How spontaneos... NOT!
He's such a moron.
Basic P.R. 101. When you alienate your audience, find mutual safe topics to agree upon.
Also "Men who feel the need to talk about their sex life in public- rarely have one."
"Great sex is a by-product"...i thought alpo, the dogfood was a by product....what's this asshole talking about?
if i close my eyes. baby this psycho will go away....
Has anyone ever noticed how alike those two look?
her teeth look dirty.
"That's why I got katie a pacifier.."
well ofcourse sex outside of a relationship is horrible.. after he takes his cock out of your ass he doesn't kiss you good-bye and leaves a $10 instead of a $20.
When is someone going to kill this fucker so we can get on with our lives? He makes blood come out of my eyes and ears.
Then, what about the time you BJ'ed Ron, Tom?
Tommy likes to communicate trough his butt hole.
But how does Tom feel about bastard alien children?
He's right of course. Meaningless
Gar Bar sex can make you feel empty inside.
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