HAHAHAHAH
Tom Cruise ready to deliver his child.
Tony Soprano goes deep into the witness protection program.
Oh Papa Joe Simpson..we still know it's you.
You know there is a balls joke in there somewhere but I can't find it
L. Ron Hubbard comes out of hiding
Captin Dlist to the rescue!
This helmet was designed specifically for those people who were diagnosed with "shit for brains"
How do you get the gravatars?
It was all fun and games until someone took a bat to him
Guys with 3 balls totally creep me out
L Boogie 
Great observation! That's what I was going to say with "Detroit Fan" inserted somewhere...
I rate his balls a D.
The inventor of the short bus.
Signs you know the Real World Detroit is really gonna suck.
MK leaves the house incognito
Domination Man. A superhero for adults.
hey noanjl and fo sho - congrats on yalls win for yesterday!
hes obviously in "snakes on a plane"
"wait...let me put my thinking cap on"
the future Sean Preston Federline will not attend family functions without his helmet.
OR
SPF 20 years later
morticia - ty *mwuah*
perez hilton comes out of the closet
Moses in his school uniform.
This fan thought he could dress up like a girl ball like in the bugs bunny cartoons to get the fly balls to come his way.
required head wear for naomi campbells assistants and employees.
wow, Detroit has taken batting practice to a whole new level.
i don't think perez has ever seen the inside of a closet. LOVESIT!
Katie Holmes' "Scientology Birthing Helmet"
have you seen my basshball?
Gotta lose your mind in Detroit, Rock City.
Alec Balllose
Michael K proudly models the new line of DListed gear
man, this one sucks (not a caption)
"C'mon, baby, cup my ball"
Signs you know the Real World Detroit is really gonna suck.
JeNeSis | 04.13.06 - 2:31 pm | #
I didn't realize George Costanza read D-Listed.
Nice threads
Whose got the biggest balls of them all?
frankenball
Pete Rose came to terms and settled for this nifty helmet.
Does this helmet make me look fat?
Captain Dumbshit
"D" as in dumbass?
"my wife told me to get some balls...i figured i'd start at the top and work my way down"
President Bush recovering from surgery to have a brain implanted in his otherwise empty head.
It's a bird....it's a plane...... it's Superfan!
"my wife told me to get some balls...i figured i'd start at the top and work my way down"
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 2:42 pm | #
LMFAO!!! 
Now that The Sopranos is in its last season, James Gandolfini audtions to be Dlisted's mascot.
When someone ask to their on your face, this is definately not what they mean.
Dick Cheney unveils his new protective hunting gear.
Public Service Announcement:
If you're gonna fuck Paris Hilton, you better wear condoms on both heads.
The "D for Dispute" screenplay really didn't match up to V for Vendetta
Cap'n Dlist to the rescue to confront the unfabulous life of attention whore d-listed celebs
A Screwball.
Dudes gonna have major baseball head.
Dude is gonna have major baseball head.
i hate when that happens
this guy is high and outside.
little bunny foo foo....lmfao i almost fell out of my chair
Bruce Willis leaves hospital after brain op!
The expression, "Shit for brains" was getting tired.
El Bastardo, your grav made me laugh out loud!
"the only bad thing about this hat, is when i take it off my head smells like sweaty balls"
who needs a ballsack when you have this?
Word up Bean
Morticia--good one
Morticia--good one
Stan was determined to be taken seriously...so he refused to drink out of a straw
Ben Affleck caught rehearsing for his next superhero role...as the Damon-izer
The first successful scalp and upper face transplant performed outside of France. The donor was killed during a horrific mascot-related accident.
Trendwatch: Baseball caps are "in" this spring!
I bet Perez takes a bat to this guy's head because he's too weak to kick MK's ass for real.
I visit DListed.com daily.
what's better, having two balls like a normal guy, or one BIG BALL?
MK goes out in public and tries to hide from his bitches..
good try ball boy...
tea bag him right in the eyes!
It's a BIRD! A PLANE!
No! It's DListMan!
Morticia, The Corpse Bride
On a roll today
JLo realises she made a mistake after telling Marc Anthony she liked shaven headed men!
New uniform for any employee in a hotel that Russell Crowe stays!
Jose Conseco continues to deny that steroid use has any adverse effects.
NoAnjl, Rabies, Jay...
Thanks yall 
Thanks Florida girl!
This guy's a whack job.
that's totally my best friend from college's brother who she tried to make me date!
my Batman mask is in the shop.
Hello Katie, I have been appointed to be your midwife. Just call me Ronnie.
Jack Black is "Nacho Libre" !!
Sadly Danny Baldwin took the Sean Young Catwoman approach frightening producers & small children thus losing the role of a lifetime.
"D" for dumbass
Ritual Dlisted tattooing of the balls ceremony.
The newest member of D-12: D-Ball
Major League Baseball doesn't need more balls to scratch!
"Can someone hit him with a bat?"
I don't wanna work, I want to play on the drums all day....
oogy boogy... it's Frankenball
Someone hand me a big bat.
sorry tori.
It puts the lotion in the basket...
so used to wearing a mask in public, Prince Michael Jacko opts to still wear one in the year 2025
hellokitty | 04.13.06 - 3:11 pm | #
!!!! LMAO!!!!
Michael Chiklis audition tape for 'The Shield".
*radio* Maverick, this is Hubard.. qherrrr. you read me, Maverick? *static*
OVER
SERENITY NOW!!!
Maverick, you had me at hello.
Now, show me the money!!!!!
And you can be my wingman anytime.
"my mother told me to get out of the basement and stop playing with myself...so i thought this would be the best way to pick up chicks"
Thanks Bean!
Dlisted needs to get a new merchandise designer.
Detroit-retard city.
This helmet is gay but it keeps Thetans away.
It's a sad day when MK is forced to wear a mask when venturing out into the real world.
Detroit Chainsaw Massacre
Leatherface
MK's senior high school picture. What a looker!
Tony soprano took a bat to the head
hellokitty
Teabagging with Michael K.
Fucking Detard!
Beisboll been berry berry good to me...
ben affleck's new movie.
Any minute now my little yellow bus will be here.
Caught between a rock and a lard face
SPF new protective headgear
The government is really cutting back on armor for the troops in Iraq
Skeletor rocks Dlisted.
"D" ball-headed guy is a dumbass.
I've heard of having your head stuck up your ass, but never up your ball...
The John Wayne Gacy of baseball.
I knew James Gandolfino loved baseball, but I didn't know he was a DListed fan!
D-Listed: Thinking with your balls.
Alright, which one of you Dlisters sent their photo to MK?
Tony Soprano learns if you mess with "Big Puss" you get your head shoved into your ball.
Skeletor from He-Man fame takes in a Detroit Tiger game
Gives a whole to meaning to "Did you see 'D' ball-headed guy?"
Detroit Dumbass has more ball than brains.
John Travolta on the downlow after the Fred Durst incident, while waiting for his new toupee.
This Detroit fan proves that they aren't all so straight-laced as we thought.
Detroit birth control glasses.
Michael K.
hehehe.
Maybe he traded in his beer googles for Detroit googles, place is a rathold
You're supposed to catch fly balls with a mitt dumbass!
Ben Affleck 2007
SPF all growed up and STILL suffering from the highchair fall, cracked skull incident.
Men are such dickheads...or ballheads.
Eminem donned a disguise after the Proof shooting but still managed a shout out to Detroit.
Eminem donned a disguise after the Proof shooting but still managed a shout out to Detroit.
fo sho | 04.13.06 - 3:54 pm | #
He rode the short bus to the game.
"D" is for "douche."
Thanks NoAnjl! This one's kind of tough. 
fo sho - I know! 
This man keeps me in stitches! (duh)
Someone please tell me how to link to a comment,i'm sick of typing out other peoples captions!!
Frank and beans...huh-huh...frank and beans...huh-huh!
(Don't get that baseball too close to Mary's brother's head or he goes apeshit!)
No offense to anyone but two or three captions per person is sufficient. Some people just keep repeating themselves over and over and it gets repetitive. Also, you're not funny. Sorry, but you all know I'm an asshole.
El Bastardo, just right-click and draw your mouse over the caption (copy) and paste it into a new comment box. Then separate it by spaces or a line and write your comment below. Simple cut and paste. Hope that's what you meant.
You know you're a retard when your skull grows on the OUTSIDE.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 2:32 pm |
Thanks Morticia! Please don't think I was ignoring ya! I just scrolled the comments. You're on a roll with this one!
Lord Xenu finally admits he's always been a fan of Dlisted in a brief, yet tearful press conference.
Ben Afflect's auditions for another superhero blockbuster.
El Bastardo, sorry, left-click to highlight, and right-click to copy.
ElB: I just hilight comment, control c, bring to your box, control v
George Costanza roots for his favorite team!
LBFF - I see you are feeling better lovey! Great!
NoAnjl: Yep. Back to my evil self!
ElB: I just hilight comment, control c, bring to your box, control v
Hows this?
crap!!Hang on!!
A Screwball.
mpcmike
Good one!
the american nacho libre
El Bastardo, sorry, left-click to highlight, and right-click to copy.
Grietje | 04.13.06 - 4:04 pm | #
???This
Yes thanks Grietje and NoAnjl,damn i'm gonna be a cutting/pasting idiot from now on!!
El B: Bravo!
El Bastard! You learn something new everyday.
LBFF: I wouldn't have it any other way you fucking loon!
nice av btw Stoney!
El Bastardo, sorry, left-click to highlight, and right-click to copy.
Grietje | 04.13.06 - 4:04 pm | #
Thanks Grietje
El Bastard! You learn something new everyday.
StoneyBaloney | 04.13.06 - 4:11 pm | #
yep you sure do,i cant stop now!!
Daddy Affleck takes it to a whole different level with his new BallSack.
El Bastardo, you're like a kid with a new toy! How adorable! 
bitch fits
El Bastardo, you're like a kid with a new toy! How adorable!
Grietje | 04.13.06 - 4:18 pm |
Adorable?Soon be-shit, El Bastardo the pasting idiot is here again
Testicles on his mind!
Instead of sacking the quarterback, somebody gave the baseball fan Le Sac!
Frankenscrotum.
The years have not been kind to Batman.
Frankenscrotum.
El Bastardo
Okay, LBFF; I know I'm over my comment quota, so I'm done...for now!
The years have not been kind to Batman.
MsAstro | 04.13.06 - 4:23 pm | # LOL!
Sorry, LBFF, one more...
Why do men ALWAYS think with their genitals???
Guy1: Hey Bob, check it out.. I'm wearing my wifey's panties.
Bob:That is not panties.. that is anti stink panties designed to prevent bad cunt odor from leaking out made with extra thick leader to keep things under check.
Thanks Grietje,i'm off now,thanks for making me a computer whizz,Grietje and NoAnjl!!
err leather*
The dumbass Detroit fan took it way too literally when someone told him to put his thinking cap on.
I'm outta here before LBFF lets loose a torrent of abuse on my ass.
HEAD CONDOM FOR STAVROS WHEN HE GOES DOWN ON PARIS HILTON!!!!!
ElB: Happy Whatever Holiday You Celebrate to you!!! ttyMonday!
Tony Soprano on his weekly visit to the shrink.
Luke removed Darth Vader's mask to reveal that he was, in fact, a Tigers fan.
Grietje - Snort. I'm not gonna say anything.
Where's a bat when you need one?
Have..Ha..Have you seen my baseball?
Kenny Rogers takes this "plastic surgery" thing too literally. On the other hand he is recovering nicely.
I'm out guys. A very happy holiday to all!
fo sho
Trying to pull a Tupac and Notorious B.I.G., Proof fakes his own death but this time, he goes into disguise.
LBFF - be careful bitch! take it easy! luvs ya.
I thought Ben Affleck was a Red Sox fan.
A fatty Eminem goes into hiding as he tries to escape alimony from Kim.
See ya NoAnjl!
Who knew Brett Ratner was a Tiger fan?
Looks like Buffalo Bill's latest victim was Spalding.
James Gandolfini to play 'Baseball Man' in the sequel to The Fantastic Four. Aptly named The Fantastic Five.
MIchael K goes to a Yankees game.
Look! its a D-listed Jimmy hat!!!!
"Surrender to me He-Man!"
one of naomi's emloyees.
Phantom of the Opera for heterosexual men
MADBALLS!
Brit & K Fed buy SPF protective head gear in case they desice to throw him on the floor again.
Hi, I'm Jared Leto. It's for a role.
Butt plug with buzz eyes.
If I were a Tiger's fan I'd be hiding my identity using a big plastick ball, too.
... and so Hollywood now knew, the superhero film fad had run it's course.
"I AM SUPER-MK, STEP ASIDE OR BE BITCHED SLAPPED"
and I always thought it was a penis head..
How Perez Hilton reads Dlisted.
"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
I'd hit it!
Ben Affleck - Daredevil II
The Yankees clarice....
mmm... Dlisted man... I'd hit it, right outta the ballpark!
Protection for Paris Hilton's gyno
Too late, Kevin Costner realized that this baseball movie just wouldn't fly.
"Someone, please hit on me."
MK's Dlisted Ball Sack
Xenu models the birthing pacifier Katie Holmes will be wearing once she goes into labor.
with pais hilton, better safe than sorry.
even the mask cant hide his ignorance
Michaek K puts on his thinking cap
Pete Rose will try anything to make it into the Hall of Fame.
John Corbett finally does something about his ratty mouse pube hair.
Congrats, fo sho!!
Congratulations!
Way to Go FoSho!
Fo Sho is off the hook this week!
Congrats, baby!
Cool! I thought this one was a tougher but it's always nice to win.
weenie, alayna, Loozer, MizRo - Thanks! And thanks to MK!
In poor taste
fo sho-you won and i learnt to paste/copy,whatta day,congrats
i thought the winners were supposed to be funny
i thought the winners were supposed to be funny
K | 04.14.06 - 2:38 pm | #
Wheres your contribution?
Congrats on the new skill, El Bastardo and thanks for the love!
Right back at ya! "Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...."
In poor taste
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 1:41 pm |
Are you new? Did you check to see what site this is?
That was incrediably distasteful and insensitive.
One of the baldwin brother is a secret Dlisted fan......Hell, he is the Dlisted SuperHero! WA - HOOO
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