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Josh Holloway better get divorced!!! I love his ass and I will be his sex slave forever!!
dat baby not cute but perhaps it's a bad pic
Yeah, that Kate Moss statue crap is really disturbing.
The HoHan-Chestica catfight is completely hilarious and went down exactly as expected with HoHan being all ghetto and belligerant and Chestical falling apart at the seams.
Losers, all.
Little Henry looks like a grumpy old man in this picture. Some pics he's cute, others, not so much.
i'm calling it now...revenge for hohan when she fucks nick lachey.
she's that cold-hearted.
I challenge anyone to come up with a cute Henry picture. He is v. fug
LA: I agree with you 1000%!
Hohan - all Lon Gisland (yes, that's how they pronounce it!).
Chestica: all cry-baby and simpering.
I love Ewan McGregor and his wife!
Josh Holloway - Gorgeous! Not a good statement to make, tho!
Hot Damn! You know there will be a line around the block for Josh Holloway if(when)he gets divorced.
i don't like to pick on kids, but Henry is one unfortunate looking child
BTW, poor little Henry. I hope he grows into it.
Anyway, the catfight story is OBVIOUSLY being leaked by Brett Ratner since it alleges that he is actually *dating* HoHan and makes Chestica sound like the bigger bitch. HoHan is clearly a slut, but I don't think she'd actually stoop to dating a douche like Ratner (hookup, maybe; dating, NFW). And while I'm sure Chestica was a supreme bitch, you know damn well HoHan was equal to or greater than Chestica in bitchiness.
What an unfortunately ugly child.
Henry is an old man name... I'd be grumpy too...
Kenny had plastic surgery? For real?
24 a movie... nooooooooooo
Awww..poor kid..maybe he'll grow into his looks.
Kenny didn't need to admit to plastic surgery..he looks like a totally different person.
Hi Miz! ::: waves excitedly :::
Just saw your comment! I added more after I thought about the Brett Ratner element to the story.
Tabatha: Pass the bong - Kiefer has got to stop! 
the kid's not that bad..he's just taking a dump!
Poor kid...he's got Seal's nose.
I would so love the chance to make Chestica cry. Fucking whiney ass crybaby. I'd hit her with HoHan's stick body.
Here ya go Miz.. it's almost perico Friday!
Ewan McGregor is yummy.
PERICO FRIDAY!!!!! ROFLMAO
UGLY KID
finally! a celebrity that's not going to lie to our face about something that's obvious.way to go kenny! i hope you get your old face back! 
Why is Cameron Diaz still wearing a thong? Unhygenic, uncomfortable and gross!
If Kenny Rogers hadn't made that announcement, I would have never known that he had work done. 
Pretty people make ugly babies...
MizRo, you are SO right, as a native LawwngIslander or Lon Gislander (hiding head in shame!!), that is how we say it (and we live ON Lon Gisland, not In it!). Hohan is all ghettotrashIsland girl, she gives the (admitedly few!) Lon Gisland girls who actually have a scintilla of class a bad name! 
HAHA.."brokeback not allowed in prison"
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04...owed-in-prison/
lololol
And I was just saying I was ready to have his love child- come to Mama Josh baby
Pretty people make ugly babies...
KeLLKeLL | 04.13.06 - 3:02 pm |
I just KNOW you're not talking about Seal being pretty...
Whos Brett Ratner? Oh and I am so willing to bet the Hohan will kick her ass.
Pretty people? Since when is poxface seal pretty?
More than likely they'll just get free lifetime tickets to all Disney parks. Like they'll want to visit again...
Oh for shizzle, wrong post. the paxil's not working...
I love Seal! He's not ugly, despite his unfortunate poxed face...I love Heidi, too, btw (don't hate me, people!), but I think he is way too good for her, he seems like such a kind, old soul, and she seems like she is just a cold bitch!
pricolatino, my love..*sigh* his acne scars are sexy to me for some reason... but pretty people do make ugly babies!! you just wait.. brangelinas baby is gonna be UGGly!! And that is a scientific fact!!
try the Zoloft, prico!
And as for the ipod thing. I was startled as shit when I saw one of those for the first time in a Safeway in Boulder
I'm bouncing for the day!
MK, LA, NoAnjl, Fo Sho, Scout, Bean, Loozer, KeLLKeLL, mpcmike, Kats, Tabatha, ME2, Mousie, Daya, Morticia, tim and anyone I may have missed unintentionally!
Have a great evening!!
Happy Passover!
Happy Easter!
Big, Fat Smooches!
I will be in tomorrow - same bat time, same bat chanel!
Henry looks like Red Foxx
Josh Holloway pondered dumping his fiancee after he got "big"?!?!?!? I've never heard of his ass b4 now......
If I were Kate Moss I'd sue over likeness rights. I mean, she's a model for goodness sakes. You can't just use her likeness and not expect to pay...the sculpture is disgusting anyway. I hate it.
big smooches back at you, Miz my friend!
Same to you, MizRo! 
Oh bye my dear MizRo!! You will be missed!!
Damn...I didn't know Kenny had surgery..
I would love to see Lindsay hook up with Nick!
Brett Ratner? Didn't he used to go out with Serena?
Right back at ya, Miz!
Seal is ugly as hell. He only wishes he was as cute as a fucking seal. He should have named himself "Fugly"
"I will ignore the comment about Seal's nose..."
Anyway, the baby is cute, he just looks like he's taking a dump. He has a little old man face, awww.
Bean,
Ghetto trash and longiland trash are two totally different things. Bridge & Tunnel aka Longiland trash is fueled by cocaine, steroids, hair bleach, ear splitting nasally female voices and gold chains all to the soundtrack of DJ Tiesto! Omigawd! see NJ for comparison. That confrontation must have been very funny.
I can't stomach either one, BUT
I'd have to be on Team LiLo, because I despise Chestica with every fiber of my being.
Maybe Hohan will kill Chestica and then get imprisoned for life. Then we'd be rid of both of them.
lemure | 04.13.06 - 3:29 pm | #
You've got me reminiscing now, lemure!! And I would have paid to see that confrontation!
i never got why women with flat butts wear thongs. your not supposed to see the strap. it's supposed to be hidden in ur cheeks. baby henry in very cute.
Holy Skankfest... that Lindsay Blowhan/Jessucka Simpleton tidbit is hilarious. Sounds like Linds slipped on her pimp rings and went straight up gangsta on her ass! hahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, Coffey...Your Gravatar is missing..
I am TEam Chestica. I hate Hohan with every fiber of MY being. Actually why cant they get into a fight and they both wind up taking each other out? Just a thought?
And who the hell is Brett Ratner?
Putas, I thought I was the only one who didn't know who he was...And I'm with Chesty on this one as well, although if they did off each other, well, that would be the best sceniario of all!
baby is ugly as hell and so is Seal
I disagree with statement one.
Uhh.. babies are not *supposed* to be HOT. Not unless you're a pedophile. But let's not go there. Please. Henry is adorable.
WTF??? Henry is soo cute and as for Seal---yeah besides what happened to his skin due to an unfortunate accident-- fuck yeah he's HOT!! --he just lost some hotness when he married that ho klum! 
and Kenny....what a shock!
as for hohan and chestica....well let's just hope they both simultaneously combust
Kiefer enough with the 24....
and the monuments have to stop...NOW!!!
just my 2 cents
Before it's too late, I would like to wish all of you guys a Very Happy Pesach or Very Happy Easter, whichever floats your boat. I am ecstatic that Lent is over cause I gave up pot chips and Monday I will bring my fav sandwich in the whole world, White bread, 2 slice american chees, gulden's mustard and a heap of Herr's bbq chips smooshed in there!!! Then you take off the top slice and put in another heap and squish. You didn't do it right if they don't fall out all over! Yummy! okay, tmi!
NoAnjl | 04.13.06 - 4:40 pm |
luv ya!
Happy Easter to you as well!
the sandwich sound good!
sunny bunny - have fun on your holiday!! try it, you'll like it xo
Even as a little picture on my monitor Cameron Diaz in a thong isn't sexy.
aww heidi and seals baby is cute
dang, i'm always gone off surfing when people leave. happy Easter, everyone. may the bunny of happiness leave a large nugget in your yard.
heidi and seal's baby is cute by default. if youre tiny and helpless, youre cute. however, he has the face of an old man and I dont think the future will be bright for him. we'll see
i would hate to get a waft of cameron's smelly thong!
I would totally kidnap that baby. He's fucking adorable and y'all know it.
The thong pics aren'tt hot..? Who lied to you, catty.
Now, I could be wrong and I'm not saying that Seal is hot, but, I heard that his family is from some funky tribe in Africa. His scars on his face are from some tribal ritual done when he went into puberty or something like that. It's not from acne if what I heard is true.
seal's scars are from a motorcycle accident.
@Sassy... yes, I noticed my avatar has gone missing. One minute my rack was on display, the next minute it's gone! What up with that? I'm about to go find out!
coffey, I see your rack now (and it looks real, and spectacular, I might add!)!
Bean and lemure;
You know the New JOISEY Bridge and Tunnel crowd is just as embarrassing but I'll take the "bennies" at the Jersey Shore over the Jones Beach crowd any day...
stace, is that true? I've heard more stories about Seal's scars and what they are attributed to (sort of like Joaquin's scar!)...It's a puzzler, for sure!
coffey0072 | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 7:48 pm | #
it's showing now
and Seal's scars are from a tribal ritual not an accident...and as someone said earlier "not going to touch the comment about his nose"....
reality check, Hey, I resemble that Jones Beach remark! J/K, I am proud to say I wasn't one of those annoying, big haired, whiney voiced Lon Gisland trash-hoes! I must have gotten out in time!
ditto on not commenting on the offensive "nose" remark...by the way, Seal's scars are a result of LUPUS, the disease, not tribal rituals or some other theories thrown around...
oops forgot to add that the scars are also from lupus which caused the deep pox marks.....
I think Seal is a beautiful man, nia...there is something special about him, can't quite put my finger on it (his absolutely beautiful voice doesn't hurt, either!).
I think Seal is attractive. It's not even in his looks (which aren't that bad... I've seen trolls that look worse than he does)... it's how he seems to carry himself. He seems confident. Hmm... Bet he has a huuuuge one. tee hee.
Bean, good for you for getting out in time, before the Lon Gisland cloning process began! You coulda' bin one of dem, ya' know! Think "Growing Up Gotti" lol...
Bean | 04.13.06 - 7:58 pm | #
i agree...although for me its the deep chocolat skin (yummmmmm)
Bet he has a huuuuge one. tee hee
coffey0072 | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 8:01 pm | #
...i bet he does
I just wanted to make a correction to my earlier statement that Seal has those scars due to an accident --just read it was from Lupus--and again I'd just like to say he's HOT!!
Josh Holloway might be cute, but in that interview he comes off as a F'in ASSHOLE!..sorry but i don't find his remarks funny or witty at all....
sunny | 04.13.06 - 8:06 pm | #
....hey tribal marks, accident, lupus, act of god...who cares...it only matters if you find him HOT or NOT!
reality check | 04.13.06 - 7:57 pm | #
sorry just read the comments and you mentioned it
nia | 04.13.06 - 8:07 pm | #
yup I definately do think he's hot --to each her own and the baby is adorable...it's heidi I'm not so fond of
Yeah, but when an armed robber broke into Josh Holloway's house in the middle of the night, he put his own body between the gun and his wife.
I'd hit him so hard he'd gain a limp.
... it's how he seems to carry himself. He seems confident. Hmm... Bet he has a huuuuge one. tee hee.
coffey0072 | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 8:01 pm |
exactly!
he's so charming his voice-his mannerisms --someone doesn't have to be classically beautiful/handsome to be hot--and yup I'm convinced he's packin'
reality check , I thank God I got out each and every day (and I have relatives in Brooklyn who, I SWEAR, could pass for Gotti's! :lol.
I just wanted to make a correction to my earlier statement that Seal has those scars due to an accident --just read it was from Lupus--and again I'd just like to say he's HOT!!
sunny | 04.13.06 - 8:06 pm | #
you're right, regardless of how he got the scars, he's still FINE. There's something so sexy about a big, strong man being so loving and protective toward his family. I think Henry is cute now and will get even moreso over time.
You KNOW he's packing, ladies (Heidi better appreciate that package!)! I have always loved him, always will...I love the commercial where he is singing to the lady while sitting on her lap...Why can't Seal come and sit on MY lap and sing to ME??!!
and I love that he has really adopted Heidi's daughter by that old asshat race car driver owner as his own...he's a 10 in my book!
Bug Spray, it is SOOOO good to see you!
exactly reality check I totally agree Henry is a cutie and you're right he'll only get better looking with age and also sometimes pictures don't do people justice...
Hey Sunny! (yum yum grav!)
...Why can't Seal come and sit on MY lap and sing to ME??!!
Bean | 04.13.06 - 8:16 pm | #
ditto!
Hey Sunny! (yum yum grav!)
Bean | 04.13.06 - 8:22 pm |
why thank you
Holloway's (who the fuck?)wife is hot.
michael baby cam isn't sexy in anything!!!
Yay for Ewan!
Josh should have kept his mouth shut if he still wanted to sleep with his wife.
Those statues are freaky.
eww...camron diaz. do people really still care about her?
the blohan and chestica fight: priceless...i would've given anything to be there
Ugliest mulatto baby ever.
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